Liu Mo: "I, I, I, I just want to liven up the atmosphere. The act of hooking my shoulders just now is pure friendship, friendship! You, you are really... "
The black-haired boy looked at Liu Mo fixedly, and replied after a while: "First, I am the zz2d14 who is often mentioned with Huo Li in the forum. Second, just call me Xiaoyi. Third, I single."
"Sister-in-law, I was just joking and had absolutely no other meaning..." After hearing the boy's first sentence, Liu Mo began to hurriedly explain, and was stunned until he heard the last sentence, "Single? Are you not in harmony? Boss... oh, oh, I understand." When the boss was wanted by the whole galaxy, the sister-in-law announced that the two had nothing to do with each other.
The rest of the people all made a clear look, but because the black-haired boy's 'clear and safe' face was not very good when the boss was in trouble.
The scene was quiet for a while, before Alena opened her mouth to change the subject: "Today everyone is covered in ashes, let's go to the cubicles to take a bath one by one! I'll provide water and help burn if you have time. some hot water."
"Then I'll go wash first," Britney said. "It's so uncomfortable to wear bat powder!" She got up and walked into a small room at the corner of the living room, closing the door. Outside the small room, you can see a large iron water storage bucket, and the idle people manipulate their own first-level fire-type abilities to heat the bottom of the bucket. In this way, the hot water is continuously flowing down the pipe into the shower head in the compartment.
It's not even 5 o'clock in the afternoon anyway, and everyone has nothing to do, taking out food and eating from their respective spaces while boiling water, and some taking out the brain terminal from the space and playing stand-alone games. Among them, the silver-haired beauty Alena's hobby is the most stylish. She is holding a paper book in her hand and reading it earnestly, exuding a cold breath. From the perspective of a teenager, you can vaguely see a few collections of prose and poetry above. words.
Anyway, to pass the time, Britney took a full 40 minutes of washing by herself, and then several taskers who went to get in the rain also enjoyed their leisure time unhurriedly, and even a male tasker hummed throughout the whole process. At the end of the 30 songs of the male power user, when he walked out of the cubicle, Liu Mo turned his head and said to the boy:
"Big, er... Xiaoyi, do you want to wash too?"
"Okay." The boy replied, flicking Huo Li, who was about to move when he heard the words, got up and walked into the cubicle to lock the door.
The figure in the pocket, Huo Li, caught his breath: Am I going to bathe with my 'little boyfriend' today!
Huo Li was looking forward to the moment when he saw the sun again!
Then, the black-haired boy unbuttoned his coat and folded the whole thing loosely and put it aside.
Huo Li, who was folded into the middle of the pile of clothes: "!!!"
There was a sound of water rushing outside, and Huo Li shouted in protest in his pocket: "Xiaoyi, I have a lot of bat ashes all over my body!"
The black-haired boy struggled to identify Huo Li's mosquito-like shouting from the sound of the water. If it weren't for the abnormally shaped body of the black-haired boy, he wouldn't have felt such a weak sonic vibration.
After 5 minutes, at 10 times the speed of human movements, he took out a bunch of filaments from the space, and manipulated them to be directly alienated into a set of spotless clothes. When he reached the folded coat, he leaned down and said softly, "Okay! Come and wash it too."
Then Huo Li was taken out by the young man in his hand. Huo Li blushed and looked out, but what caught his eye was not the blushing picture he imagined, but a palm-sized mini bathtub in the sink, with a mini cabinet beside the bathtub placed on top of it. There are a row of melon-seed-sized shower gels, shampoos, facial cleansers, facial oils, and even gel water... On a vertical metal rack at the top of the bathtub, there are also all kinds of bath towels, shower caps, towels and bath towels.
Huo Li pointed at the little yellow duck floating in the bathtub filled with hot water with a black line on his face: "This, this, what are these?"
"A bathing facility that matches your current figure," the boy replied, leaning on the side of the washbasin with one hand on his chin and staring at the small fish tank and Huo Li, "Go and wash!"
Huo Li: "The people outside are all my former subordinates. In fact, now I can change back to my original size."
The black-haired boy looked at the miniature version of Huo Li, who was only half the height of a pencil, and put on a serious look, it was so cute! So the black-haired boy replied: "Not yet, what if any of them defect? We have to observe and observe again."
Huo Li: "..." Actually, you just didn't have enough fun.
But his 'little boyfriend' is less than four years old, the age when he likes to play with toys, dolls, hand puppets and the like. Huo Li decided to give Xiaoyi a set of Transformers toys to correct his bad habit of liking real figures!
The black-haired boy squatted by the sink and waited for a long time without seeing Huo Li move. He thought he was shy, so he took out a small strand of black silk and transformed it into a delicate frosted plastic hanging curtain, surrounding the bathtub. all around.
"Are you being shy? It's all up for you now, let's wash it!" The young man said understandingly, while his finger gently pushed Huo Li.
So Huo Li felt that he couldn't discourage a three-year-old baby's interest in entertainment, so he got into the bathtub and closed the curtain and started to take a shower in a hurry.
"I'll put the clothes on the small cabinet for you." Huo Li, who was about to foam himself, heard the young man say in a thin curtain. From the gap at the top of the shower curtain, Huo Li could just see the young man slender. With black hair, Huo Li couldn't help feeling a little shy and nervous. Randomly took out a bottle of shower gel from the pile of bottles and wiped it on the body.
After 10 minutes, Huo Li, who was dressed in a neat suit and buttoned meticulously, walked out from behind the shower curtain, as if he had just finished an international conference, then stepped on a pool of water on the tiles of the sink, and fell.
"Pfft!" The young man held back his laughter, gently squeezed Huo Li's shoulder and lifted him up and placed it in his palm.
"Eh? Why do you smell like mint?" The black-haired boy wondered, he put the whole board Huo Li standing by his nose and sniffed lightly, "In the shower gel and shampoo I prepared for you. There's rose, vanilla, milk, and even cologne, but no mint!"
The black-haired boy thought about it for a long time before saying to Huo Li, who was exuding the coolness of a thick mint in his palm:
"You don't think of toothpaste as shower gel, do you?"
Huo Li: "..."
That night, the black-haired boy checked into a hut that the team temporarily created with their first-level soil, gold, and wood abilities. There was a brand-new bed and quilt, and a bedside was sandwiched between them. A battery-operated desk lamp, that's all the furniture in this small 8-square-meter room.
Then, Huo Li looked at the wooden mini-bed, quilt and pillow placed beside the pillow, and felt that his heart was hit by a 10,000-point crit! It is estimated that in a few days, my 'doll image' will be lingering in my little boyfriend's heart! Once upon a time, he was still the first-ranked and frightening boss of the Salvation Alliance.
The black-haired boy put Boss Huo on the mini wooden bed, and just wanted to alienate him a pillow or something.
System 2d14: "Ding! The link with the Alliance of Salvation is re-established, and the system serial number is zz2d14. Ding! Received an encrypted text message from the main system: Small difference, the system authority was cut off before because the signal sent to the Zerg domain alone was too conspicuous and easily blocked. Star Alliance detected and intercepted. Nominally 099 and 0193 were delisted by the Salvation Alliance and had nothing to do with zz2d14. Now that you are between several missionaries, there will be nothing suspicious about the incoming and outgoing signals. Starting today, everything will be System connections under the name zz2d14 are business as usual."
System 2d14: "Great host! I've restored my permissions again, and now we can log in to the Salvation Forum to read posts and buy things in the system mall!"
The black-haired boy ignored the excited 2d14, and said to Huo Li, who was sitting on the mini bed: "zz2d14's permissions have been restored. However, the main system actually guessed that you and I would go to the Zerg field! Could it be that Always knew that you actually controlled a Zerg that could rival the entire human race!"
Mini Huo Li: "My secret small action master system has always been tacitly approved. With its understanding of my abilities, it should know the degree of control I have over the Zerg."
The black-haired boy: "Isn't it afraid of you? According to your physique, 099 can't control you at all. You only need to change a body and refuse to be bound to the system to completely break away from the Alliance of Salvation. And it can safely let such a powerful All power is in your hands!"
Huo Li: "Xiaoyi, you didn't make up your mind to save the world before binding 2d14, right? But now... Sometimes the goodwill and new appointments of the main system to people are often more effective than simple control."
But the black-haired boy gradually put away his smile when he heard this: "You mean that when I just finished slaughtering an entire space experiment base of Wayland Corporation, the human beings are moving in a straight line toward the earth in the center of civilization and science and technology in the universe. At the time, the main system sent a stupid zz2d14 who mistakenly thought 'I am a human being, in order to use the innocence of this system to influence me?"
When Huo Li heard the young man talking about this matter, his face paled for a moment, but he immediately forced himself to return to normal, and kept silent for the purpose of less talking and less wrong.
The black-haired boy looked at the silent Huo Li and sneered: "Sure enough, you already knew that. The polluted planet at that time was just a slaughterhouse prepared for me by the main system, and you were sent there three days ago. The dead executioner. The earth is the birthplace of the entire human civilization and technology, and is the most precious and important planet in the universe. If I were allowed to fly towards the earth, I would be captured by the earth's gravity in a few hours, And finally fell to the earth. At that time, even if a nuclear bomb was used to destroy me in mid-air, even if an unkilled alien cell floated down to the earth, it would be a disaster!
So the main system lowered the IQ of one of its subsystems, and created a stupid 2d14 who couldn't tell the difference between human and inhuman, to let me relax my vigilance and grasp the forcible teleportation to a basically hopeless polluted planet , once I'm there, you can kill me completely. Ah! When I was just bound to 2d14, I was secretly glad that I had encountered such a stupid system, so I finally had the chance to be a human! "
The black-haired boy leaned on the pillow and quietly looked at Huo Li, who was sitting on the mini cot and said nothing. This was supposed to be a very funny picture, but the almost frozen atmosphere between the two made Huo Li feel suffocated.
Huo Li: "Xiao Yi, I..."
The black-haired boy: "I know you didn't know the main system's intentions before you went to pollute the world! But this can't cover up the timing when the main system once wanted to trap me. You don't need to help me block this paragraph, just let the main system listen, now I I want to have a candid talk with you and the main system. You have never killed people at will according to the orders of the main system, so the main system has specially selected a planet full of organic matter that is especially suitable for me to grow, as long as I start to grow myself and try to Killing all human beings and destroying the world, this has the reason to prompt you to kill me. This is the first time!
When I went back to the town of Salvation Alliance to buy a house, the main system directly sent you to control me, this is the second time! Then I was afraid that I would suddenly launch an attack in the town of Salvation Alliance and destroy the tasker of the whole town, so the main system deliberately deducted almost all of my points and let me leave immediately. This is the third time! My location in the zombie world happened to be right next to Xu Yuncheng's Changfeng Base, so that the only two missionaries in the Alliance for Salvation who were evenly matched with me could monitor me. This is the fourth time! "
Huo Li felt like falling into an ice cellar when he heard this, and asked in a trembling voice, "Xiaoyi, when did you know about it? Actually... things weren't what you thought, the main system was... but for some reasons I really couldn't. tell you, but you have to trust me, we"
The black-haired boy interrupted: "The fourth minute of polluting the world."
Huo Li: "What?"
The black-haired boy showed a smile: "Hahaha! Did you scare you again? After the brain capacity is smaller than that of a walnut, my IQ is also down. I mean I found out that this was a trap the fourth minute I went to pollute the world. Or try it out."
The black-haired boy looked at Huo Li, whose expression changed from pain to consternation, and said proudly, "As for the troubles you and the master system couldn't tell me, do you think I don't know?"
The author has something to say: Xiaoyi: My boyfriend actually takes a bath with toothpaste, he hates it! So I decided to scare him, huh!