Shen Qiao didn't know that there was already a label on him that "was severely beaten by society to the level 10 brain disabled". He jumped out with his skills as soon as he finished beating the Canyon Pioneer, and the fallen Pioneer was picked up by LeBlanc in the middle. gone.
Shen Qiao didn't care. Seeing that the hero angels on the road had developed, he went to help him grab two rounds and earned money for assists. As a result, LeBlanc failed repeatedly in the lane, and he couldn't beat the thick blooded mid laner with magic resistance. , found that there was a development opportunity on the road, and immediately followed him to rub the head.
The three pushed all the way to the position of the second tower.
The jungler on the other side didn't find a chance in the bot lane. He wanted to come up to defend the tower, but Shen Qiao flashed into the tower and kicked it in front of Angel and LeBlanc, leaving a corpse after a long struggle.
[This flash into the tower is really 6]
[It seems that the rumor of the new dad is true, the wolf cub has no choice but to poke his eyes and go wild]
[Wuwuwu wolf cubs are also very strong in the wild! Is the webmaster dead? I haven't come out to give the black child banning package!]
[Heizi reported it]
Shen Qiao stopped watching the barrage after entering the game. He glanced at the map and signaled LeBlanc, indicating that Canyon Pioneer had only 90 seconds left, and quickly released it to hit the tower.
Canyon Pioneer is a small boss-level wild monster in the map. After killing it, it can be picked up by your own players. It can be stored in the backpack for 180 seconds, and it will disappear automatically when it expires. The player who carries it can greatly shorten the time to return to the city within these three minutes. After being released, it can knock down half of the health bars of a tower at a time.
Shen Qiao took advantage of the absence of the middle and bottom lanes on the opposite side, and continuously signaled on the channel to signal his teammates to release the pioneer:
"Tricky Enchantress - Canyon Pioneer"
"Tricky Enchantress - Canyon Pioneer"
…
Seeing that there was only half a minute left, LeBlanc slowly clicked on the inventory as an answer: "Valley Pioneer - 23 seconds remaining", and then returned to the city from the place to change equipment.
Shen Qiao: "..."
Looking at the white light returning to the city from the same place, he took a deep breath, because he had not spoken and the microphone was turned on again, the long breathing sound was particularly obvious.
There is a hahaha in the barrage.
[It's over, the fake blind meets a real Blind LeBlanc]
[LeBlanc: Let me hold this baby for a while]
[Brother Joe is on the brink of eruption]
[Forget it, let's forget it, teammates can't kill it]
[I seem to hear the voice of the wolf cub reciting the Great Compassion Mantra in my heart]
Thinking back to that time, Shen Qiao was young and ignorant. In the first month of joining the team, he was deducted from his salary for a whole month because of swearing in the game. An adult wolf cannot tolerate any provocation.
And now-
He stopped signaling, and only slowly typed three words on the teammate's channel:
"Stay and watch?"
"Pfft," the fish in front of the live broadcast room was amused by the question from the soul. He was half leaning on the bed that was shaken up, holding up his mobile phone and sighing with Lu Zhe next to him: "Our LPL competition area is just a nail clipper, and it's more convenient. The claws will all be ground one day."
Lu Zhe: "I understand the truth, but why use such a disgusting metaphor of nail clippers?"
Yu, who came out to play games after graduating from high school, humbly asked for advice: "Don't literate people pay attention to the use of new words in metaphors?"
Lu Zhe showed a smile that overwhelmed all living beings, and replied with a smile: "Trust me, this is the worst time I've ever heard of a cultural person being hacked."
Yu: "..." OK, illiterate people don't struggle anymore.
Meanwhile, on the screen.
After LeBlanc was teleported back to the city, he was full of blood and just walked out of the house, and finally he was willing to release the Canyon Pioneer in his backpack. Under the eyes of the public, the Canyon Pioneer took a slow pace, carrying a heavy body and slowly from the height of the home. location, trekked to the second tower, the first tower... and finally appeared under the enemy's second tower.
-Then he was beaten to death by the enemy's middle and bottom lanes who had already gathered at the second tower.
Shen Qiao: "..."
Other teammates: "… "
In the live broadcast room, "distressed" and "hahahaha" alternately—
[Canyon Pioneer: I once crossed mountains and seas]
[What scene have I not seen? I have never seen this scene today.]
[The longest road the Canyon Pioneer has traveled in his life is LeBlanc's routine]
Teammates began to take turns greeting LeBlanc.
"Are you the undercover agent sent from the opposite side?"
"1-6 LeBlanc go to hang up, I have never seen such a tricky witch"
Shen Qiao didn't scold anyone, he just kicked out and killed the opposite jungler hidden in the grass with a blank face, and then went to the opponent's jungle area to reward himself with a red buff.
However, this still did not appease his irritability.
After a while, netizens in the live broadcast room heard the crisp metallic sound of the lighter lid opening and closing.
[report! Jojo is smoking again!]
[The manager will be drawn for a fine again!]
[What brand? Recently, a brand of pheromone customized cigarettes has been released. The tobacco tastes very strange. Have you tried the wolf cub?]
Seeing that the topic of smoking was discussed in many barrages, Lu Zhe, who was visiting his teammates in the ward, slowly frowned.
He suddenly opened his mouth and said to the fish: "Are you a big and small?"
Yu was puzzled and answered blankly, "Da Tu, what's the matter, do you want a reward?"
Lu Zhe muttered, "Forget it." At this time, the fish didn't know that he was only one thought away from the title of his captain in the live broadcast room.
Lu Zhe stopped watching the content of the live broadcast, raised his hand and put the fish's mobile phone in the drawer next to him, and said to him, "Rest early, don't think about it, everyone is waiting for you to go back, they originally wanted to see you today, I was driven back."
Yu originally wanted to joke about howling with his cell phone, but he suddenly restrained his expression, and after a long while he smiled and waved his hand: "Fortunately they didn't come, otherwise they would have the character of Lao Snail and Erhua. I'm afraid I can't hold back when they cry.
Lu Zhe's expression slowed down and nodded to him.
When he turned to leave, he heard a slightly hoarse voice from his teammates behind him: "Captain, I still want to keep the World Championship trophy in the LPL division."
Lu Zhe lowered his eyes and replied, "Yes."
He said: "Remember to drink the soup. Auntie has been cooking it for a long time. If you don't finish it, she will chase after you to the hospital to irrigate you."
Yu Xin was deeply moved, obviously remembering the fear of being dominated by the love of the aunties in the club's cafeteria: "I know."
…
outside the ward.
Lu Zhe glanced back at the ward, the expression in his eyes changed and changed, and finally went to the office of the attending doctor again. After coming out, his expression seemed to be covered with frost, and the grass and trees within three feet were frozen.
In less than two steps, the manager of the club called. Lu Zhe moved the phone far away from his ears as soon as he connected. Even though he didn't turn on the speakerphone, he could still clearly hear the series of noises over there:
"What happened to Yuyu? Before, he was not allowed to notify his parents, but the public relations announced his situation just now, and I can't hide it from my side. Can he recover? Is he in good spirits now?"
"... Those ruthless decision-makers above asked him if he could still play. I just pressed it down, and I heard that they secretly contacted other teams to buy people behind my back, and you stopped people from seeing him. The specific situation, even if I am a Big Mac three-layer sandwich, I will be crushed by the pressure from both sides, Dad Lu, please understand me."
Lu Zhe put one hand in his pocket, his phone was close, and his words were like his game style, picking out people's weaknesses: "You are so noisy, Zhou Dazui."
Manager Zhou, whose throat was suddenly strangled: "..."
As for the replacement thing -
Lu Zhe casually sent: "Let's talk about it."
As soon as the voice fell, there was a heavy sigh on the other end of the phone: "Fish better be fine, now the transfer period is almost over, and there are no suitable players at home and abroad, the powerful ones will either finish their worth and renew their contracts, or switch early The new sponsor, the top orders of the second team and the youth academy are a lot different…”
Zhou Dazui moved himself when he said that, and even faintly sobbed in the microphone.
Lu Zhe knew that the reason why the upper management of the club didn't dance to him about finding a new top order was entirely because he was also a minority shareholder of the company. Knowing that he valued the friendship of his teammates, he was afraid that his heart would be chilled, but the club also wanted to make a profit after all. Yes, if it is found that the fish is really not healthy, then it will be imminent to find a new top order.
But he didn't want to hear the bad things from the upper echelons of the club, so he started to move his mobile phone again, and answered in a long and ethereal voice, "What did you say? The signal is not good, hang up."
Manager Zhou: "..."
He persevered and dialed again. After being connected, he raced against time to focus on the key points: "You should pay more attention to the situation of the fish. If there are good seedlings, we can take a look at the preparedness first! Well, I will contact his parents, the mainland team, and you too. Go back to the base early to have a curfew—"
"beep."
Lu Zhe hung up.
He looked down at the missed calls, and found that they were all called by members of the team, and some people even sent window shakes more than ten times in a row to ask him about the fish.
Lu Zhe replied one by one, picking what he could say.
In the evening, he walked out of the hospital and waited for the bus in the middle of the night before summer arrived. The cold wind could not get into people's bones. Passing by the roadside, two Omega girls tightened their hats from the cold, and there were no flowers at all. Fragrance pheromones mixed in the wind and brushed the tip of Lu Zhe's nose.
The two girls were fighting, and when they noticed him on the side of the road, they suddenly became restrained and ladylike, and even unconsciously raised their hands and pulled the hair around their ears, showing Lu Zhe a small smile.
Omega's physique is generally not strong, petite and cute, and even the smell of pheromone is mostly floral and fruity, which is completely opposite to the powerful Alpha standing at the top.
Lu Zhe glanced at them, and inexplicably thought of Shen Qiao.
Thinking of the very light, light, but long mint scent on him.
He lowered his head and took out his mobile phone. On his handsome face, his eyes drooped carelessly, making the spectators stop for no reason.
Lu Zhe didn't care, only focused on opening the live broadcast app, registered a trumpet, and with the sound of a lighter in the background from time to time, his lips curled into a smile, and he knocked out a barrage three or two times:
"Smoke, smoke another one, so you are one step closer to angina pectoris from bronchitis, lung cancer, coronary heart disease (^v^)"
Soon, the sound of the lighter lid being closed sounded in the live broadcast room.
In the next moment, Shen Qiao spoke lazily, and her voice came out from the receiver with a slight electrical movement, scratching the pinna of one's ears for no reason: "Don't sleep, the housekeeper, get up."
A prompt jumped into Lu Zhe's eyes: [You have been banned from speaking]
He looked at the forbidden message, and smiled at the end of his eyes. He was clearly standing in the harsh spring cold, but the ice on his brows had already melted, and there seemed to be warmth flowing through his starry eyes, causing two people who stopped in the distance to stop. The girl blushed quietly.