"I checked the eyes, it's the person I can't offend." Lele stared at the dazzling "wang" in the chat box and muttered, for some reason she felt a sense of sympathy for Shen Qiao.
With their technology and game experience, what kind of canyon is the bird so big... Bah, the canyon is so big, what kind of bird have you never seen before
But Lele found that he had never seen such a strong and perverted scene.
Shen Qiao was also choked, but found that the blind monk was scolded by the other party and still wanted to joke with him, and realized that the other party's mentality was as stable as an old dog, and he really didn't need to worry about it.
With that king's time, wouldn't it be more fragrant to use it for two more heads
He stopped looking at the chat box, and switched lanes back and forth between the middle and upper lanes to guard the tower. Because he had won a lot of heads and he also carried a bounty, Luo Xia, who was on the opposite side of the road, after rubbing Wei En, couldn't help but follow him. The crow changed lanes, wanting to covet his money.
Shen Qiao was not afraid of one-on-two, but the blind monk didn't know if it was to practice what he just said. No matter where Shen Qiao was beaten by the crowd, he had to jump out of the nearby grass.
At first, Shen Qiao thought he was going to come and snatch someone from him, and took Luo with the newly released Tiamat, letting Xia flash away. kicked back in front of myself—
When Shen Qiao reacted, his body had already laughed at the head before his consciousness.
He was stunned for a while, and Lele's long voice came from his earphones at this moment: "Brother Qiao, then Xiao O asked you to watch the channel and asked if you wanted a red buff?"
Shen Qiao took time to look, only hesitated for a second, then typed back: "Come on."
Lele sighed: "Looking at this sugar-coated cannonball, I have a reasonable doubt that this Omega has no man he can't get in the canyon."
Shen Qiao snorted lightly at his remarks, and while hitting the red buff, he said casually, "Are you sure there are such types of O's in the world?"
Lele shook his head honestly, "I haven't seen it before, so I can be considered an eye-opener today."
Shen Qiao didn't say more, no matter whether the other party was O or another gender, it had nothing to do with him. After all, the top order was destined to be an orphan's journey, and the canyon didn't believe in love.
…
Keyboard and mouse clicks echoed throughout the training room.
The man with the picturesque face curled his lips, looking at the ugly crocodile dancing with a scythe and showing rows of serrated teeth. A red Buff status circle appeared on the screen, and there were light ripples in the dark black pupils, like water waves. The rise slowly spreads.
He was able to tease Shen Qiao with ease, but he was unexpectedly seen by Qian Bao who had just finished one next to him, and was horrified by that Huaichun-like smile.
This time I saw the latest provocation from the wine barrel in the whole channel: "The blind man ran to his knees and licked your crocodile father again? You are not capable of soloing with me by yourself?"
Lu Zhe replied slowly: "If you beg me, I will come."
Qian Bao suddenly fell back into his chair, rubbed his eyes, and muttered, "Oops, am I blind?"
Did you miss the captain's smile after being provoked
She murmured and rummaged through the eye drops in the cabinet, missing to pay attention to the next sentence spit out by Lu Zhe's terrifying id: "Brother, do you want to listen to me recite poems?"
[TheWolfy (Desert Butcher)]: "…not very much."
[Little O stands up (blind monk)]: "So just now I was here with my older brother and my younger brother. So I don't care if my brother is finished?"
[TheWolfy (Desert Butcher)]: "You back it up."
When Shen Qiao said those words, she didn't know what kind of unforgettable night she would bring to the two teams in the canyon.
Next, every time the blind monk kills the barrel once, he must write a poem to the other party on the whole channel—
"From a distance, it looks like a barrel of wine, but from a close up, it looks like a bucket of rice."
"People walk in the canyon, and food comes from the sky."
"It's like a barrel of wine falling from the sky, it's really a god of food on earth."
"Three thousand bowls of wine are drunk in one barrel, and fourteen continents are fed in one meal."
"The sky doesn't give birth to your big wine barrel, and the canteen is like a long night."
…
"Enough." When the blind monk harvested the wine barrel for the sixth time, it was the crow in the middle who had been silently outputting from the beginning until now. Save the children in the third year of high school, I have the college entrance examination in a few months, and I haven't passed the ancient poetry dictation."
"You can kill this rice bucket at will. I won't take revenge. I'll help you report his swear words when I go out. I just ask you to stop memorizing poems and leave me a way to live."
The lethality of this brainwashing verse is no worse than that of Zuan's mouth cannon. Even Shen Qiao and Lele were almost affected, not to mention the slaughtered and mentally tortured wine barrel on the opposite side.
When he was killed for the sixth time and resurrected by the spring, he hung up.
Seeing that the blind monk and the crocodile were sent to take off, Wei En, who was on the bottom road, also cheered up and joined the team of the blind monk, the crocodile and the Bron, and pushed to the opponent's high ground in one go, and the four people on the opposite side did not struggle anymore. A direct vote to admit defeat.
The red crystal exploded in front of him, a gorgeous blue light shone out, and two big characters jumped out in the middle—
"victory"
Lele breathed a sigh of relief, gave the little O blind monk and Shen Qiao a thumbs up, and finished reporting AD and Zhonglu together, he suddenly received a friend request.
He put down his earphones, rubbed his ears, and looked beside him: "Brother Qiao, that little O sent me a friend request just now, and he must have sent it to you too. Did you pass?"
Shen Qiao found a mint from the table that had been delivered before, tore open the package and threw it into his mouth, saying vaguely, "Rejected."
Lele: "?"
Lele: "You don't like his jungler level?"
Shen Qiao said blankly: "He is too noisy, I like quiet teammates."
Lele looked at his grim profile, blinked his eyes slowly, and then suddenly felt blessed, clapped his hands and said, "Oh, oh, I understand, in fact, you are afraid that you can't hold such a strong Omega! I understand!"
Shen Qiao narrowed his eyes, the arc of the display screen reflected in his eyes, and looked at him dangerously: "...you say it again?"
Lele was not afraid of his threat at all, smiled innocently at him, suddenly wanted to make trouble, clicked tick on the other party's friend application, and passed.
The man sent a message almost in seconds: "Wuwuwu, why did Brother Crocodile fail my friend application, is he angry? I was joking too much just now, I didn't mean it, can you ask him to give it to me? A chance for me to apologize?"
"Hey, I lost my love today, so my mentality is a little broken. I will play games well. Can you bring me one more?"
Lele: "..." What a miserable story, but he felt even worse.
After all, after all, adding Shen Qiao is the other party's goal, and he is just passing by.
The world is getting worse and worse, and O's heart is not ancient.
Lele saw through everything, shook his head, and sent a screenshot of the conversation to Shen Qiao, which flashed together, as well as the friend request sent by "Little O stand up" again.
Shen Qiao frowned and stared at the sentence "I'm lost in love today" for a long time. I don't know what resonated, and finally she agreed -
Then he quickly pulled people into the team, and started the game without saying a word, as if as long as he entered the canyon fast enough, this person's sassy operation couldn't catch up with him.
pity.
The queue time was very long, and some people in the queue channel in the lower left corner began to be unwilling to be lonely:
[Little O stands up]: "Brother! I added you as a friend! You are such a good person that you are willing to take me! Unlike my ex..."
Shen Qiao didn't follow up, he didn't have a hobby to inquire about other people's sadness, and he wasn't good at comforting people.
Putting on her earphones again, Lele, who was finished resting, added an extra sentence: "Huh?"
[Little O stands up]: "Oh, it's a long story—"
[Leeee]: "That's it?"
[Little O stands up]: "I used to love such a man"
[Little O stands up]: "He said I was the most beautiful woman in the world"
[Xiao O stands up]: "I keep that naivety for him"
[Leeee]: "Close, close the door to loving others?"
[Xiao O stands up]: "Huh? Have you heard my story?"
Lele: "… "
He looked at the screen and spoke calmly, and his voice came into Shen Qiao's headset: "Brother Qiao, I'm so stupid, really, I just really believed that this guy was in love."
Shen Qiao couldn't see any expression on her face, and she tensed up the usual indifferent and difficult to provoke Fan Er, only she could hear the silent clenching of her back molars.
The author has something to say:
A moment of silence for Qiaoqiao~ The longest road he has traveled in his life is Lu Zhe's routine.
ps, the part of the lyrics of "I used to love such a man" is "Perfume is poisonous", should everyone have heard it