"When an Abuse Writer Meets a Sweet Writer"
Author: Sanyan
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Outline
The author of the popular traffic sweet article Gong x the author of the small transparent abuse article suffers
no prototype
Brainless, silly, sweet, illogical
[1.]
Xu Chi is a past writer who writes on the X website.
Saying he is angry is flattering him, because being angry at least means that he has been popular before, and saying that the author is also flattering him, because since writing the article, his fans can count them with two hands and two feet.
Xu Chi is a danmei writer dedicated to writing various types of abuse.
Amnesia, car accident, cheating, stand-in, be, etc., he has written almost all of these seemingly abusive memes. The strange thing is that when others write them, they will become popular, but if he writes them, he will always have to hit the street.
Xu Chi's Weibo id called me so bitter, his pen name is Bobtail Cat, his fans are kind... Sorry, he has no fans, he kindly calls himself Short.
[2.]
Tang Yanzhi is the popular traffic on the X website.
The word traffic perfectly sums up his current writing career. Since Tang Yanzhi wrote his essays, every book has been looted when it goes on sale, and it will be out of stock when it is sold out. The key is that his books will never be sold again. Just a thousand copies, what? A thousand copies is too little? It's okay. It's not bad for that little money. What? Fans can't get it? What does that matter to me? I am only responsible for writing, not for door-to-door delivery.
Tang Yanzhi easily held up half the sky of X website.
Tang Yanzhi is a danmei author dedicated to writing various types of sweet articles.
Slightly sweet, medium-sweet, full-sweet, silly white sweet, how sweet you write, readers nowadays are living a very bitter life, just want to read some sweet articles to decompress, what? You ask me what is abuse? Sorry I don't know.
Tang Yanzhi’s microblog ID is called me very sweet. His pen name is Dutch Pig, and his fans affectionately call him Zhuzhu.
You ask me why people are Weibo trumpets? Do you have any common sense of Internet celebrities? Doesn't he play with a trumpet instead of a trumpet and wait for fans to snipe him
[3.]
Xu Chi is a student of the Management Department of University A. This is his third year of entering the university, and it is also his third year of writing essays.
[4.]
With Tingting's help, he successfully signed a contract with X website a few days ago and became the contracted author of X website. Xu Chi looked at the unique signing sign behind the pseudonym and felt a little sweet for no reason.
Tingting: Are you there
Tingting is one of the few fans who has followed Xu Chi's writing from the first year to the third year. The style of writing is gorgeous and gloomy, which can always arouse her desire to read carefully.
Tingting thinks this is the short charm, she regrets that Xu Chi has not been popular yet, but at the same time keeps comforting him that he will be popular sooner or later.
Xu Chi:
Tingting: Is there an update tonight
Xu Chi: No update, no one is watching anyway, so what is there to update.
Tingting: Let me see! I read! [tears.jpg]
Xu Chi: I have no inspiration today, I don’t want to write, so I went live.
Tingting: Again
Xu Chi: Yes.
Tingting: [Crazy.jpg] I don't want to watch it, I don't want to watch it! !
Xu Chi: You don't have to watch it.
[5.]
In addition to writing articles, Xu Chi used live broadcasting to pass the time in his college career.
Xu Chi live-streamed the game on Station Q.
Others will broadcast the most popular games at the moment, no matter whether there are viewers or not, it's always okay to catch the heat first, but Xu Chi has been live broadcasting on Q Station for almost a year, playing the same game.
"famine".
Others are great gods who came out to live broadcast, but Xu Chi lived on the Q station for three months before struggling to survive the 30th day in the game.
Occasionally, viewers who clicked into Xu Chi's live broadcast room by mistake would quit after watching for ten minutes.
Xu Chi's live broadcast room only has bgm, he doesn't know how to turn on the microphone, and he doesn't have a camera, which is understandable.
What I can't understand is Xu Chicai's outrageous technique.
The character Xu Chi chose was the most common character in "Famine" and also the most suitable for novices. He was often killed by a dog or a frog, or at worst, another starved to death waiting for him.
It's so good, I've seen so many anchors, but I've never seen such a good anchor, who can't even move, and was bitten to death by a dog so stupidly.
The audience thought so.
[6.]
Life is already very hard, Xu Chi not only writes abuse articles, but also thinks about how to survive the next day in the game every day.
[7.]
Eleven out of ten authors who write articles today are wives, so Tang Yanzhi and Xu Chifang's circles are rare animals that need to be protected.
What's even more frightening is that one day two rare animals met.
[8.]
On this day, Guinea Pig's latest serialized article "Love Talk" was updated on the X website at 10:10 p.m.
The fans are more punctual than the girls' aunts every night when they leave messages.
It seems that if you can grab the sofa every update, you will be one step closer to the guinea pig.
Tang Yanzhi has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder. He clicked on "Love Talk" and looked at a series of identical update times and expressed his satisfaction.
The article "Love Talk" is the same as Tang Yanzhi's previous articles. It follows the sweet pet route. Since it is a full-text manuscript, Tang Yanzhi is not under the pressure of being urged to update it at all. He dragged it to the bottom of the X website page and saw it according to the update time Another article updated with my own article.
"missed you".
The update time is 10:10 p.m., authored by Bobtail Cat.
By coincidence, Tang Yanzhi clicked in.
[9.]
The butcher at home doesn’t necessarily have to eat pork every day. Similarly, although a guinea pig writes sweet articles, it doesn’t mean he won’t read abuse articles.
[10.]
"Miss You", you can tell from the title that it is not a sweet article.
There are only two tags, modern and modern and stand-in love, not even he or be written.
There are already 80,000 characters in the serial, but only a pitiful 32 in the collection.
Scrolling down the mouse wheel, Tang Yanzhi saw ten ten ten seconds full screen.
Following his truest thoughts, he clicked on the first chapter.
first encounter.
[11.]
Tingting: woo woo woo woo woo
Xu Chi:
Tingting: Shen Xing is too miserable, can Zhou Zhutou die?
Shen Xing is the shou in "Miss You", Zhou Zhutou... No, Zhou Jin is the shou in the text.
Xu Chi:
Tingting: Uuuuuuuuuuuu Can I change my attack? I really feel sorry for my big baby Shen Xing.
Xu Chi: Are you here to write
Tingting: What kind of peerless scumbag is Zhou Jin? Why does he treat Shen Xing like this! ! !
Xu Chi: It's a bloody text, and Shen Xing is Bai Yueguang's stand-in. Don't you think you weren't mentally prepared before
Tingting: Yes, but I didn't expect to be fully prepared.
Xu Chi: ...
Tingting: Can I switch offense
Xu Chi: I'm asleep.
Xu Chi: Not here.
Xu Chi closed the chat interface, clicked on his text, and there were several new messages.
Tangtang: What kind of scumbag is this? ?
Tangtang: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tangtang: Wow, the author's inner activities are written very delicately!
Tangtang: Can you change the attack
Tangtang donated 1000 diamonds to the author.
Tangtang: Come on! I will come to remind you!
Xu Chi: ...
Xu Chi intercepted these messages and sent them to Tingting, asking: Is this your trumpet
Tingting:? ?
Tingting: Not me! How can I have so much money? !
Tingting: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha just look at it! I'm not the only one who thinks Zhou Zhutou is scum! ! !
Tingting: Wow, this new reader is so rich, it's just a hundred yuan.
Xu Chi: ...
There seems to be something wrong.
He replied to Tangtang: Thank you for liking :) But the girl doesn't need to spend money to buy me a gift!
[12.]
It was rare for Tang Yanzhi to see an author who could write Gouxue Wen so emotionally. Before he got out of the plot, he received a reply from the author. After reading it, he smiled and closed the interface.
Tang Yanzhi thought, I'm not a girl.
And I'm not short of money.
Tang Yan posted a new Weibo on Weibo.
Guinea pig: I read a super sad article today, but luckily the author’s cuteness cured me...
Fan No. 1: First!
Fan No. 2: Second!
Fan No. 3: Zhuzhu posted on Weibo!
Fan No. 4: What kind of text is Zhuzhu! ! ! I also want to see! ! !
Fan No. 5: Heartbroken... Super... Is Zhuzhu in a bad mood recently? Torturing yourself by watching abuse
Fan No. 6: I'm getting older, I don't know how to read abuse...
At the same time, Bobtail also posted a new Weibo.
I'm so miserable: Calvin again...
[13.]
Xu Chi belongs to the type of person who writes as he pleases. To be more precise, Xu Chi's writing is supported by his inspiration. When inspiration comes, he can write 5,000 words a day. When there is no inspiration, he can write 100 words in five days. Character.
It happened to be the end of the term. As an ordinary college boy, Xu Chi also encountered a very common problem, reviewing.
So, Xu Chi rushed to the library to book a table for four in the whole dormitory.
"Xu Chi!"
"Is there something wrong?"
"Look at that girl over there!"
"... ... What's wrong?"
"She's been watching you for a long time!"
"... ... oh."
Xu Chi lowered his head and continued to fight against the value-added tax and consumption tax tariffs. Seeing his appearance as an old monk, his roommate gritted his teeth in hatred.
Xu Chi has a gentle personality, and even his reaction is a bit slower than ordinary people, but even his tepid temper can't keep him from growing up well.
That's right, nowadays only good looks and money can solve all the troubles, Xu Chi's character flaws are certainly not worth it in front of strong good looks