The first thing, you lied to me by pretending to be a straight man, and the second thing, you pretended to be a fan Tangtang and approached me. "
Tang Yanzhi corrected his wording, "Let's not talk about the first one. The second one is in the wrong order. I first met you on the Internet, and then found you in reality." Having said this, Tang Yanzhi's eyes suddenly changed. Gotta dodge, "There's a third one now..."
Xu Chi asked suspiciously, "What?"
"I started a live broadcast."
"?"
Tang Yanzhi operated the keyboard to cut out the game, and Xu Chi saw the familiar live broadcast room and... countless bullet screens.
[this! yes! Varied! what! Affection! condition! ! ! !]
[I am dead]
[This amount of information? ? ? ?]
[Is there a sister who can explain to me the meaning of these words? ? ? Why did I find out that they are already married? ? ?]
[Who would have thought... I just want to watch a live broadcast in peace... I didn't expect to hit the scene of coming out...]
[So, Zhuzhu first saw the work of the little brother on the Internet, got to know the little brother, and then recognized the little brother himself in reality, in order to get close to him, he lied to him that he was a straight man, and finally experienced some twists and turns The two are finally together? ? ? Yes or no! ! ! Is it such a story? ? ? ?]
[I will go to heaven immediately]
[I'm ashamed, I even said that I am a wife who writes fandom, pigs' feelings are much more romantic than mine]
[Guinea pig, tell me again who are you?]
Xu Chi stared at the crazily scrolling barrage, let go of the mouse and straightened up, looked down at Tang Yanzhi's innocent expression, and asked blankly, "Is it too late for me to break up now?"
The chair turned, and Tang Yanyi hugged Xu Chi's waist, and quickly replied, "Don't even think about it!"
"Oh..." Xu Chi raised his head and looked at the barrage, looking as if he hadn't recovered from the shock, "Remind you..." He pointed to the screen and said, "The room manager in my live broadcast room, besides Tangtang, there is another..."
"..."
[87.]
Remind the alliance exchange group.
Tingting: Why did you suddenly start the broadcast? Playing games is also pretty good! ! You can change your mood! ! !
Tingting:? ?
Tingting: Why are there so many people in the live broadcast room? ? ? God, are you popular? ?
Tingting: Why are guinea pigs being broadcast live? ? ? @short male god where are you? ?
Tingting: Woohoo, god why are you with this pig
Tingting: Are you really together
Tingting: [Broken Heart.jpg]
Tingting: [Crying.jpg]
Tingting:
Tingting: Is @short here? Who was the guinea pig you just said
Tingting:
Tingting: Is @糖糖 here
Tingting: Is anyone there
Tingting: Am I hallucinating? Am I hallucinating
Tangtang: Tingting, listen to my explanation...
Tingting: Who are you
Tangtang: I am Tangtang.
Tingting: Guinea pig isn't you, is it
Tangtang: It's me too...
Tingting: What are you talking about
Tingting: You'd better return my Tangtang to me immediately, immediately.
Tangtang: No, listen to my explanation! ! !
Tingting: You'd better explain it to me.
"Tangtang" has been banned by the administrator.
Tingting: Forget it, I don't want to hear it.
Tingting: Don't call me.
Tingting: Tingting is dead.
Tingting: Just now.
Tingting: By a huge lie.
Tingting: Killed.
[88.]
"What should I do?" Tang Yanzhi turned off the microphone, shook the phone in his hand, and raised his head to ask the people behind him.
"Don't ask me." Xu Chi couldn't help laughing, "It's not like you don't know Tingting's character. She even scolded herself when she became crazy. I can't help you. I'm going to cook noodles."
"Wait a minute! You lend me your mobile phone..." Tang Yanzhi lamented, "I was muted by her."
Tang Yanzhi took the mobile phone that Xu Chi handed him, lowered his head and began to think about how to coax the Buddha.
Xu Chi: qaq
Tingting: male god, woo woo woo, I feel so sad. Why did I lose my sister and the person I love the most in a few hours
Tingting: Male God, tell me that you are also the one who was deceived by him! ! !
Tingting: Otherwise, I might die on the spot.
Xu Chi: He also just found out.
Tingting:
Tingting: Where is my male god
Tingting: Give me back my Tangtang! ! !
Xu Chi: He's going to cook.
Xu Chi: Listen to me.
Xu Chi: In this group, I will always be Tangtang, not any other identity.
Tingting: Different woo woo woo different lies Once exposed, no matter how nicely you say it, it is still a lie! ! !
Xu Chi: [Sorry.jpg]
Xu Chi: [I was wrong.jpg]
Xu Chi: [Forgive me.jpg]
Tingting: I just have one request.
Tingting: Give Tangtang back to me.
Xu Chi: I am Tangtang.
Tingting: No, you are not, you are a guinea pig.
Tingting: Existence is reasonable, understand? So you have to give Tangtang back to me.
Xu Chi:
Xu Chi: The saying that existence is reasonable is inherently controversial.
Xu Chi: Moreover, Hegel was originally objective idealism.
Xu Chi: It is wrong for you to talk about idealism in the materialist world to demonstrate materialist events.
Tingting:
Tingting: Are you talking to me
Xu Chi: I didn't argue with you! I am reasoning with you! Correct your wrong thinking! ! !
Tingting: Have you lost your mind when you fall in love
Tingting: Are you reasoning with me
Tingting: When did I speak the truth
Tingting: Even if you lose your mind and become disabled, I won't feel sorry for you.
Tingting: [呲牙.jpg]
Tingting: I unilaterally declare a three-hour break with you! ! !
Tingting: Get lost! ! !
Xu Chi: [I'll get out right away.jpg]
Tingting: Huh huh.
[89.]
Tang Yanzhi heaved a sigh of relief, looked up and saw that the barrage had already started chatting on his own.
[Hey Hey hey? I am deaf?]
[Where's the pigman?]
[Maybe something is wrong?]
[Did he not speak on purpose to give us a little time to calm down?]
[Don't talk about it, my roommate and I are fans of pigs, the amount of information in the live broadcast just now has made her choose to go to the playground to run laps to calm down]
[Have Zhuzhu and little brother been together for a long time?]
"I'm back." Tang Yanzhi opened the microphone, "Something happened just now, huh? What's the matter with you? I won't be here for a while and you will be involved in the issue of obtaining the certificate?"
"Where did little brother go? He went to cook for me."
"Envy? There is nothing to envy. You can't have it even if you envy it."
"When did we get together? Yesterday."
"We lived together yesterday? Well... this viewer's thinking is not very good, he just came to my house to cook me a meal."
"I want to know how I met my little brother? I said that I am his fan. Of course, I read his articles before getting to know him personally."
"What's the little brother's pen name? Hey, that's a good question. Actually, I really want to promote it to him, but I'm afraid that some people will talk about it, and he himself is reluctant, so I can only respect him. Don't make guesses." Yes, he is a little transparent."
"Want to know the scene when we met for the first time? Well... the first time we met. At the beginning, we only knew that we were from the same school. Later, we met at an accidental party. At the beginning, we were not very happy. Sure, it was later determined."
"This question is too perfunctory to ask for details? Well, it was a group of us playing games, and then he got on stage when he was drawn, and the request was to sing, but he said he couldn't sing, so I asked A few questions."
"Why did I ask the question? Because I am relatively well-known in the school, and everyone asked me to draw lots."
"So you drew the little brother's lottery? That's right, I was the one who drew him."
"What question did you ask? The first question is, what is your favorite game? He said it was "Famine". I was playing "Famine", and then I looked at him carefully and thought, wow, this little brother looks too delicate, but he looks so cold and difficult to get along with."
"Don't laugh, I really thought so at that time, and then I couldn't help it, touched his head, and told him to wait for me when the event was over."
"Aren't you sure? You dare to touch someone's head if you're not sure? Isn't there something like intuition? I had an intuition that told me it was him."
"What if I make a mistake? Apologize if I make a mistake. Besides, I just touched him, but I didn't kiss him or hug him. But I don't think I will admit my mistake, because the last time I had this intuition, it told me The debut novel will explode."
"Smelly shameless? Hahahaha, that's what you say."
"What did you say to my little brother after the event? I told him that I wanted to add him on WeChat, and then saw that his WeChat name was his pseudonym, and I was sure."
"I always feel that Zhuzhu made up a story for us. No matter how I listen to it, why do I think it is unreal? I still think it is unreal, because the probability of meeting him in the real world through the Internet is too small."
"Let's just talk about the school. His Weibo profile is City A, so I casually asked the idol, are you from University A? He actually told me yes! He is from University A! Can you understand me? Just like Your idol is the same as you