When she was tossed to death by dysmenorrhea every month, Hua Chun once prayed to God, God, let her become a man, so that the pain will not be so painful, and she can dance around without underwear, whistling at beautiful women , standing up to pee in the sky, and casually hugging handsome guys.
Thinking about it makes me feel good!
But now, when she really turned into a man and lay in front of everyone, Hua Chun was a little panicked, because there were at least a hundred people around, all staring at her buttocks.
The scene was a bit awkward, and Hua Chun didn't know what to say.
One second she was still crying at the computer screen, shouting "Let the Prime Minister come to me", and the next second, the court punishment was really coming at her. The palm-wide plank was unambiguous at all, lifted high up, and hit her butt hard.
"ah-"
This was much more painful than being slapped by her father when she was a child. As soon as the board came down, she immediately screamed in pain. The sound was loud and clear, comparable to a rooster at six o'clock in the morning in the countryside.
Xu Shi didn't expect her to howl like this, everyone around was startled, and then an old man with a white beard jumped out from the side, knelt down not far in front of her, and walked towards the steps. kowtow.
"Your Majesty, even though Prime Minister Hua's words are reckless, what he says is honest and loyal! There is absolutely no intention of disobedience, so please give me a light punishment!"
This line is a bit familiar, she seems to have heard it somewhere.
After the white-bearded old man, many people on both sides knelt down like dumpling, all shouting and begging for mercy.
"Your Majesty, what Prime Minister Hua is doing is for the country, the people, and the common people! Loyal words are harmful to the ear and good for deeds. Please forgive me!"
"The old minister is willing to be punished on behalf of Prime Minister Hua. I implore the emperor, don't let the loyal bones be cold under this court staff!"
The palace servant who was tortured behind seemed to be moved by this scene, the board stopped in mid-air, and it didn't fall down in a daze.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Hua Chun strenuously raised his head and glanced up the steps.
The scene in front of me always feels like I have seen it somewhere before, eight steps of jade stairs, with a bright yellow ceremonial car on top, a beautiful princess standing on the left, a beardless father-in-law standing on the right, and the emperor in the middle standing in a five-clawed dragon robe , I can't see the appearance clearly, I just feel tall, which gives people an inexplicable sense of oppression.
Seeing so many people kneeling out, he seemed to sneer, his eyes passed through the air, and fell on her... the palace servant who was executing the execution beside her.
With just this one look, the palace man next to her immediately hit her with the board as if it had been charged! The strength and speed were like smashing rice cakes, and the pain caused Hua Chun to cry out desperately.
What kind of bad luck is this! She remembered that she was watching a TV series at home, and she was watching the exciting part. The violent king was about to punish the handsome and unparalleled prime minister. Why did she become the one who was beaten in a blink of an eye? !
The clear pain reminded her that this was not a dream. However, Hua Chun, who came from a well-to-do family and had never experienced hardship or fatigue, could not stand this ancient rod punishment at all. After less than twenty blows, his eyes turned white and he passed out.
"Prime Minister Hua! Prime Minister!"
When she was plunged into darkness, all she could hear were the heart-piercing shouts of a few old men.
Hua Chun tried hard to recall what happened.
It's like this, she just quit her job and was not in a good mood, so her best friend sent her a TV series with a total of 9 Gs. So she locked herself in the room and watched it alone.
This film is probably inspirational. Basically, it is a story of a young prime minister, the only son of the Hua family, who entered the imperial court at the age of twenty, and assisted the emperor with a bad temper to become a generation of Mingjun. Just after watching the second episode, Hua Chun couldn't help being attracted by the prime minister in the film.
It is strange to say that the actors in this TV series are all fresh faces, and there is no big star, but she likes it inexplicably, especially the Prime Minister Hua, who is too handsome and has an abstinent atmosphere. People feel distressed.
Therefore, when the stupid king wanted to blame Prime Minister Hua, Hua Chun couldn't help but hugged the computer screen and shouted: "Let Prime Minister Hua come to me!"
There was a loud noise in the sky, God appeared on the stage, and a white light came out from the screen with a bang, and she was lying under the imperial staff, her ass suffered.
The above is the whole process of Huachun Traveling.
In front of the Xuanzheng Hall, Yu Wenjie looked at the fainted person on the bench below, with no expression on his face. Eunuch Qin who was next to him sneaked a few glances at him before he cupped his hands and asked, "Your Majesty, do you want to continue the punishment? The Prime Minister has fainted."
The coquettish concubine next to her also pursed her lips and saluted: "Your Majesty, the Prime Minister should already know that he was wrong, so let's just let him go this time?"
Everyone has already fainted, and if the fight continues, the name of a tyrant will be confirmed. Several old ministers knelt down and burst into tears, they didn't know what words to use to persuade them.
Today's emperor is moody, which really makes them worry about the future of the country. Prime Minister Hua is one of the few people in the court who dare to speak out. If even he is beaten until he dares not speak anymore, how will the king know the gains and losses
"That's all." Looking down at the group of kneeling people, the emperor on the steps finally said: "Help the prime minister back to the mansion, retreat from the court."
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, several old men in their sixties and seventies stood up tremblingly, spontaneously went to lift up the young prime minister on the bench, and sent them out of the palace together.
What Hua Chun heard in his dream were the sighs of many people, one after another, with ups and downs, like the national anthem.
Sniffing and poking her mouth, she wasn't curious what these people were worried about, so she just wanted to get a good night's sleep. After waking up, the buttocks will definitely not hurt.
However, the facts have proved that everything in life has its own cause and effect, because Huachun has suffered more than a dozen boards, so in the afternoon, Huachun was still awakened by the pain.
"Hiss—" taking a breath, she opened her eyes, and she met a face with tears streaming down her face.
"My son, you finally woke up!" Wan Liufang squeezed the handkerchief, and took her hand in a whisper: "Does it still hurt?"
Isn't this nonsense? Can she wake up without pain? Hua Chun pouted, looked at the ancient costume of the person in front of him, and at the still familiar room, couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Am I dreaming?"
Wan Liufang was taken aback, tears flowed more violently, she turned her head and said to the people standing in the middle of the room: "My lord, my son has been beaten to the point of losing consciousness, the emperor has really wronged me too much!"
Huachun: "..."
Master Hua sighed, his thin face was full of helplessness, he looked at her and said, "You should understand that the emperor regards the emperor as the sky, even if the emperor wrongly blames you, you should not feel resentful, understand?"
Nodding subconsciously, Hua Chun reacted.
Is she in the crew of the young prime minister? This room is clearly Prime Minister Hua's room in Huafu. It appeared in the first episode. The Wan family next to him is Prime Minister Hua's biological mother, and Master Hua is naturally his biological father. His words are all antique, just like reading a script.
But why is there no director and no camera next to him
She couldn't help turning her head to Wan Liufang and said, "Can you give me a mirror?"
Wan Shi was taken aback, and reached out to take the bronze mirror on the table to her.
A handsome face that she liked so much appeared in the mirror, she bared her teeth, he bared her teeth, she raised her eyebrows, he raised them too.
After laughing twice, Hua Chun buried his face in the pillow, took a deep breath and said, "I want to be quiet."
"This?" Wan looked at her with a frown, thought for a while, and then got up and said, "Then you should rest well first, and leave the rest to my mother."
"Yeah." Hua Chun replied sullenly.
Sighing, Wan supported Hua Zhengrong, beckoned and took all the servants out of the room.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Hua Chun covered his mouth and screamed: "Ah!"
God, God! She is a nymphomaniac. There is nothing wrong with the prime minister's face, but what kind of evil did she do to turn her into a man? !
I have been single for twenty-five years, although I really want to taste the taste of a man, but I definitely don't want to taste it so seriously! How should she adapt to this sudden day of "losing meat on her chest and turning her lower body into a beast"
Roaring ten thousand times in her heart, Hua Chun made some self-adjustments, regardless of the situation, the first thing she did when she became a man, she still reached out and touched the bottom of her body honestly—