What are the benefits of being good looking? That is, when these words came from He Chang'an's mouth, everyone would think he was suave and suave. Hua Chun's face was a little red, but he didn't feel angry.
If someone with an ugly face said that, Hua Chun would have given him a plate of spinach all over his face! She is a man now, and he is also a man. Men say men are beautiful and delicious... Brother, are you gay
Smiling awkwardly, she lowered her head: "Master Hou, let's have a good meal."
He Changan smiled lowly: "Don't take it to heart, I like to joke."
"En." Hua Chun nodded, and continued to stuff things into his mouth.
Yu Wenjie looked at her flushed ears and her motherly eating posture, and was furious, and put down the chopsticks with a cold face.
As soon as the emperor put down the chopsticks, the people on the table would naturally be unable to eat any more. He Changan turned his head and looked at him innocently: "Your Majesty has used it?"
"Yeah." Yu Wenjie nodded: "Come with me for a walk in the garden, Prime Minister Hua can leave the palace now."
You can leave the palace now! Hua Chun's eyes lit up, and he immediately jumped up to salute: "Thank you Lord Long En!"
Grandma, it's really not easy for her to be so grateful to Dade for such an ordinary thing as getting out of the palace!
He Chang'an was not full, but the emperor seemed to have something to say, so he had no choice but to follow him outside. When he stood up, he saw the grain of rice near Hua Jinghua's mouth, and he couldn't help but take it for him: "Prime Minister, be careful all the way."
"Thank you, Lord Hou." Hua Chun smiled stiffly, with goosebumps forming on his body.
You said such a good-looking person, can you come and hook up with her when she is a woman? She will be delighted! With her current status, it was really awkward for her to be so gentle to her.
There is a sense of guilt for a stinky dick who shamelessly pretends to be a man to get close to a male god!
Three steps and two steps, Hua Chun ran out of the Zichen Hall in a flash.
In the imperial garden.
The emperor looked at the person in front of him solemnly: "Chang'an, are you..."
"Your Majesty." He Changan knew what he was going to say by looking at his expression, and quickly raised his hand to stop him, and then said: "Don't think too much, I really just think that Prime Minister Hua has a special temperament, which makes people think It's just being close. I don't have a beloved woman, but I don't have a beloved man either."
He is a normal person, he has no habit of breaking his sleeves!
Looking at his serious expression, Yu Wenjie still felt skeptical.
However, Hua Jinghua has changed a lot recently, his whole person has changed from an iceberg to a fool, if not for the mole on the back of his neck, he would suspect that he has changed.
Now this... is not as annoying as the previous one, but it is more sissy. He can't wait to throw him into the barracks to hone his manhood!
It’s good that Chang’an doesn’t go astray. After all, although the atmosphere of Daliang is open, if there is a habit of breaking sleeves, it will still be criticized or even demoted. Having been a close friend for so many years, he couldn't just watch his friend ruin his future.
"That's right." Looking around, He Changan asked in a low voice: "Is there any clue about the assassination of Zichen Hall?"
"Yeah." When mentioning that incident, the emperor's face became a little ugly: "There are clues, but there is not enough evidence. They won't even leave me a corpse, so I have to think of a way."
"What do you want to do?"
Yu Wenjie said: "The scenery in the capital is very beautiful, why don't you and I go out of the palace in micro-clothes without guards to have a look?"
"That's a good idea." He Chang'an clapped his hands in approval: "I just want to go for a walk around. With the emperor covering me, I will naturally feel more at ease."
"Then after the court tomorrow, you can come to Zichen Palace."
"Follow the order."
Hua Chun rubbed her bulging belly, contentedly followed the palace guide to the gate of the palace, before passing through the Xuanzheng Hall, a little palace lady caught up with her, dismissed the guide, and came up to her and said: " Prime Minister, my master asked the servants to bring some small gifts."
What? Hua Chun looked at her in bewilderment, and the little maid directly stuffed a purple jade pendant into her hand.
"Your master...who is it?" Hua Chun asked after glancing at the jade pendant.
"Naturally, it's Madam Huo Zhaoyi." The little palace maid said with a smile: "My majesty has said that the prime minister has worked tirelessly for the country and the people. This small gift is not a respect. Please don't dislike it."
After finishing speaking, he ran away directly, as if he was afraid that she would stuff the things back.
Frowning slightly, Hua Chun felt that this matter was a bit difficult to handle. She never accepts gifts when she is short handed. If the queen mother finds out about it, why not shoot her to death? But this has already been accepted, and if you go back, isn't it a feud
It will really cause trouble for her! This jade pendant looks quite valuable, even if she doesn't know how to appreciate antiques, the cold touch and fineness are extraordinary!
How to do it
It was the first time in her life that she received such a big gift, but she didn't sleep well all night when she went back. The next day, with two dark circles under her eyes, she fell asleep standing up in the hall.
"Prime Minister?" Yu Wenjie squinted at her.
Hua Chun closed his eyes, and fell backwards, forwards, backwards, left, and right, and when he fell to a certain angle, he would stand back up on his own, like a ballpoint pen whirling in a pen holder.
The court hall became quiet, and everyone looked towards Prime Minister Hua. Grand Master Tang who was standing behind was anxious, and quickly pulled his clothes: "Prime Minister!"
With a jolt, Hua Chun opened his eyes, raised his head blankly, and met the murderous eyes of the King of God.
"..." She is innocent, she really didn't sleep well last night, she only slept for an hour. The biggest wish now is to go back to sleep immediately.
With a mournful face, Hua Chun knelt down and said, "I know I was wrong!"
"Prime Minister Hua manages a lot of things every day, and seems to be more tired than me." Yu Wenjie said flatly.
Everyone was taken aback by the words "every day's management" on the prime minister, but the prime minister Hua who was kneeling in front of him did not plead guilty tremblingly, but said very calmly: "I feel very happy that I can use my minister to stay up all night and let your majesty sit back and relax. Worth it."
Li Zhongtang and the others breathed a sigh of relief, and secretly gave a thumbs up. Today's Prime Minister Hua doesn't have to worry about them anymore, look, he is so talkative, and he doesn't panic when things happen, which is enough to deal with the emperor's troubles.
"The prime minister's loyalty really touched me." The emperor nodded: "In this case, after the court, please invite the prime minister to visit Zichen Hall. I have something to share with you."
"The minister...obey the order."
Hua Chun's heart is broken, she just wants to be a beautiful girl who can sleep peacefully at home, why does the emperor want to find her again? ! This feeling is the same as the teacher has to drag the class after school, it is very unpleasant, okay
But there is no way, he is the boss, she can only obey orders.
Holding her eyelids to the next court, she was like a zombie, with her hands down, following the palace servants to Zichen Hall.
"That's right." Thinking of something, Hua Chun quickly straightened up, looked at the palace man next to him and said, "Can you help me send something to the Queen Mother?"
The palace man was taken aback for a moment, then nodded.
Hua Chun handed the letter and the purple jade pendant that someone had just written this morning to the palace man.
The best solution she can think of is this, to give the jade pendant to the Queen Mother, saying it was given by Huo Zhaoyi, whether the Queen Mother appreciates it or not is none of her business, if Huo Zhaoyi knows, she can also understand that she is doing it for her Earn goodwill, not blame.
It really kills two birds with one stone.
Only a woman as delicate and clear as her can take on the heavy responsibility left by Hua Jinghua!
However, when she was preparing to write a letter today, she realized that although her calligraphy was similar to Hua Jinghua's, careful people, such as the emperor, would definitely notice the difference.
She had to think of a way that she would not have to write in the future, so as to ensure that she would not reveal her secrets and live in peace.
"Prime Minister Hua." He Chang'an had already arrived at the rear hall of Zichen, and when he saw her coming, he grabbed her in and closed the gate of Zichen hall.
what's the situation? Hua Chun was taken aback and stared at her with wide eyes.
"Changing clothes." Yu Wenjie stood inside, glanced at her and said, "Today we are going on tour in micro clothes. Since the prime minister wants to relieve my worries, I decided to bring the prime minister with me."
Huachun was dumbfounded.
Weifu... on tour
As soon as she heard these four words, the only thing that came to her mind was the assassination links in the major TV dramas, all kinds of people in black were flying all over the sky, and they would all be aiming at the emperor with knives, guns and sticks.
And the accompanying people were either stabbed to death for protecting the emperor, or given to death for ineffective escorts, both left and right were dead!
She wanted to cry: "Your Majesty, why did you leave the palace on a whim? There are many hidden dangers outside the palace, it's not safe..."
"Is the palace safe?" asked the emperor.
Thinking of the night on the beam last time, Hua Chun shook his head heavily.
"That's it." Yu Wenjie glanced at him: "Isn't the prime minister always not afraid of death? Why are you so timid today?"
"Hehe..." Hua Chun pinched his thigh vigorously, gnashing his teeth to respond: "I am not afraid, I obey the order..."
"That's good." Yu Wenjie had already started to unbutton his clothes by himself, and even threw a piece of clothes to him: "Change into this."
There were only the three of them in this huge apse, not even a dressing lady. He Chang'an has changed into a normal robe in a very chic way, and half of the emperor's dragon robe has been undone.
Hua Chun's back felt cold, looked at the robe in his hand, and swallowed: "Change here?"
"That's right." He Chang'an smiled and said, "In order to prevent others from knowing our whereabouts, we had to do it ourselves... Wouldn't Prime Minister change clothes by himself?"
His face was a little red, his heart was a little broken, Hua Chun bit the bullet and shook his head: "At home, maids help change clothes..."
What's more, the doors and windows are closed, and there is only one maid, waiting for her to change clothes!
After taking off the dragon robe, Yu Wenjie only had a thin inner garment inside. Hearing this, he frowned again. He hadn't even put on his outer robe yet, so he strode over and pinched the buttons on her garment.
"A dignified man who doesn't even know how to change clothes. The prime minister really shames me! How about I serve you personally?"
Hua Chun's face was pale, and he boldly pushed the emperor's hand.
This shit is going to kill someone!