The empty baby on the bed frowned and asked, "What's wrong with me?"
Kong Wuying patted his head distressedly: "Ah Qing rebelled, was bought by Sword Lord, and poisoned you. You have been asleep for a long time."
Kong Baobao frowned: "Is that so? I was poisoned? No, why do I feel a pain in my butt after being poisoned!"
This question is...
Kong Wuying recalled that day, which was actually yesterday's scene.
Thanks to the sword king who killed a thousand swords, Kong Wuying did nothing, and became a generation of sluts who shouted and killed in the whole city!
No one recognized him, after all, Kong Wuying's appearance was still a long way from the legendary evildoer.
But passers-by don't know, Danhuangtang must know, after all, Kong Wuying left such a deep impression on them last time!
The road of Danhuangtang was blocked, and out of worry about Kong Kong, Kong Kong simply pinched his nose and took a detour.
As for why a baby with rough skin and thick flesh hurts, it's because novices have no experience.
It's been a long time.
So facing Baby Kong's clear gaze, Kong Wuying felt a little guilty for no reason.
So he said: "... You may have hemorrhoids."
Kong Baobao made a confused face: "..."
Master, are you kidding me? What kind of poison will cause hemorrhoids
With his cultivation at this point, there is no dirt in his body, how could he develop hemorrhoids
Kong Wuying finally concluded concisely: "So you should have a good rest."
And here in the Mausoleum Palace.
While wiping the potion on his face, Jian Jun fixedly looked at the little sapling disguised as Baby Kong: "Emperor Ling? Are you awake?"
How did this wake up? He hasn't given the antidote yet!
How did he wake up automatically
The little sapling coughed up the potion that was still in his throat, and blinked a little guilty. It's time, it's time to show off his acting skills!
He opened his eyes in confusion: "Is Emperor Ling calling me? My name is Lin Di? Then is my brother Cao Di?"
Sword Lord: "..."
Is this amnesia now
Why does it always feel a little weird
He was still looking at the little sapling vigilantly, after all, the other side was the woodland, bah! Emperor Ling, you can't be too careful.
"You really can't remember anything?"
The little sapling shook his head.
The eyes are pure.
If you lose your memory... that's fine!
A glimmer of hope flashed in Jianjun's eyes, and he asked with a glimmer of hope: "Then look at me again, do you have any special feelings?"
Although most of the potion was sprayed out, I still drank a little.
This... What special feeling does it have
The little sapling doesn't understand.
Once the potion entered the stomach, it was digested.
He recalled what Kong Wuying had said to him, hesitantly said: "Then... an annoying feeling?"
Sword Lord: "..."
A carriage was galloping across the land, and Kong Baobao was lying on the soft couch, lazily complaining: "That damned swordsman, what kind of poison did you put on to make me feel so uncomfortable."
Kong Wuying next to him was silent: "... Are you better now?"
Kong Baobao frowned: "No, it seems to be hurting more and more. Master, don't you know how to cure diseases, help me take a look."
Kong Wuying: "... I can only make alchemy, but not cure diseases. With your current condition, can you still go to fight Sword Lord?"
Kong Baobao said disdainfully: "It's just a sword master, don't talk about this little ailment, even if I lie on the bed, I can easily handle it!"
He had just finished his big talk when he suddenly felt his stomach churning and couldn't help retching.
After a burst of heart-piercing retching, he covered his mouth: "Mr. Jian is so poisonous, I still feel sick to my stomach!"
"Hey, master, why are you looking at me like that?"
Kong Wuying looked at him nervously: "You...could it be...pregnant?"
"What?" The corner of Kong Baobao's mouth twitched.
Kong Wuying looked at Baby Kong's flat belly, wondering what it felt like
Is the baby really pregnant
He only once.
And isn't the baby a boy? How did he remember that when he was a baby, he was not given a pregnancy organ
And here, Mausoleum Palace.
"I'm your man, you know that?"
Jian Jun looked at the "Empty Baby" who looked so innocent and cute after amnesia, and said so.
The little sapling just wanted to pooh his face!
What a man!
He has someone he likes, okay
Although it has been rejected!
So the little sapling said slowly: "Impossible! You must be lying to me! You look so ugly!"
Sword Lord: "..."
So hurt.
But he still insisted: "You may not know that you have amnesia now! We used to be a pair of lovers, very affectionate. You were killed by an adulterer and poisoned, that's why you lost your memory."
Little Sapling: "I'm not poisoned and I'm not blind, so how could I fall in love with you?"
Sword Lord: "..."
No matter what he says, the little sapling is just three words: I don't believe it!
In the end, Jianjun was in a hurry: "Why don't you believe it! You are not pretending to be someone else, right?"
The little sapling blinked a little guilty: "How could it be?"
He shyly retracted into Sword Lord's arms, and said xiudadly: "I lied to you just now, why don't you believe it?"
Jianjun had goosebumps all over his body.
His face was black, and his whole body was as cold as ice: "Who the hell are you?"
Ah Ying would never do such a thing!
Kong Wuying and Kong Baobao are here.
Kong Wuying took Kong Baobao to the hospital, and found a doctor to look at Kong Baobao's condition.
After taking the pulse, the doctor said, "It's all right, I'm in good health. Drink more hot water and you'll be fine!"
Kong Wuying asked: "That... doctor, is he... pregnant?"
The doctor looked confused: "... what? Isn't he a man?"
Kong Wuying said in a small voice: "Actually, I'm not too sure."
Doctor: "...!"
Where did this lunatic come from!
Under Kong Wuying's repeated urging, he made another diagnosis.
"The pulse is stable and normal, it's a man, definitely not pregnant!"
Kong Wuying was puzzled and said: "Then why does he feel sick all the time?"
The doctor stroked his beard and said, "According to my many years of medical experience, he may be motion sickness!"
Kong Wuying: "..."
Kong Baobao: "..."
Kong Wuying: "...Okay, since that's the case, thank you."
So he took the empty baby out.
Kong Baobao asked from behind: "Master, can you tell me what happened? Didn't I have hemorrhoids? Why do you say I'm pregnant?"
Kong Wuying: "... I only made this move to save you!"
He looked at Kong Baobao's face, which didn't seem too good-looking, and he was a little upset immediately: "Are you unhappy? Next time you will definitely not..."
Before he finished speaking, he heard Kong Baobao laughing violently: "Hahahahahahahahaha..."
Kong Wuying: "...Is there something wrong with this? Why are you laughing like this
Kong Baobao did not have the reservedness and shyness that he should have. Instead, he said happily: "Master, you have taken advantage of me, and you will be responsible for me in the future! Love me well! Hahahahahaha..."
Kong Wuying: "..."
He felt a little dazed, did he really take advantage of this kid? Why look at his performance, as if he took advantage of himself
Laughing so creepily.
Kong Wuying replied lazily with three words: "Got it."
Baby Kong was half shy, half happy, and said to Kong Wuying: "Master, does this mean that you like me?"
Kong Wuying: "..." Although the facts are true, he has nothing to deny, but... Hearing that he is so happy, how can it make people so unhappy
Kong Wuying reluctantly said: "Let's make do with it..."
Kong Baobao was even happier when he heard his perfunctory answer!
The two of them had just walked out of the hospital when they suddenly heard a sergeant shouting on the street: "Sword Master has an order! Capture Ye Ying spy Ning Zhao! Those who report will be rewarded! Those who protect them will be treated as the same crime!"
The voice shouted three times and spread throughout the street.
Kong Wuying couldn't help frowning, the arrest seems to be stricter than before! Could it be that the little sapling also...
But according to the usual inference, they should not recognize him.
Just as Kong Kong was thinking about it, he heard someone say, "That must be Ning Zhao! That must be it!"
"Yes! She looks so beautiful! She looks like a monster! Who else but Ning Zhao?"
"Wow! It's so beautiful! My heart beats seeing it from such a distance!"
…
Since Kong Wuying was reborn, he has never had anything to do with being beautiful, so logically they shouldn't be talking about him.
They should be saying...
Kong Wuying looked at Kong Baobao, who was standing next to him and smirked, and his gaze swiveled over his alluring face.
What a... scourge.
Kong Baobao was still enjoying being favored by his master, when he suddenly heard these voices.
Then, he was surrounded by soldiers.
The leading general looked at him fiercely: "You are Ning Zhao?"
Kong Baobao: "..."
The general looked at him viciously: "You are the one who poisoned our lord! Monster!"
Kong Baobao: "..."
Wait a moment…
This one riding on a war horse and accusing him angrily seems to be his subordinate
The corner of Baby Kong's mouth twitched.
Then he said: "Su Qing, what are you doing?"
Hearing Kong Baobao's voice, the tall general was obviously taken aback.
And then... fell off the horse!