Qi Yan, who had received a strange title inexplicably, fell silent, and the entire team fell silent after beating the boss with full health.
-what is this? An unexpected gain
A moment later, the world exploded!
[World-Standing on tiptoes to kiss you]: Damn it! And such a perverted title? ! I really admire Dian Sankou!
[World-Call Me Dad]: Please point out the psychological shadow area of three teenagers.
[World-Yuying]: Is this a good thing? But please give me a stack of this kind of doctor!
[World - Cough cough cough]: Three sips, a level 60 doctor, some gossip, I saw Master Ziyi leading him to level up several times!
[World-Call me daddy]:...WTF? ! Does the master guide people to level up at will? ! There is JQ!
[World-123 Stone Man]: There is JQ+1.
…
Qi Yan silently closed the world window and clicked on the team window...
[Team-Bite You]: Do you and Xiao Ziyi really have sex
[Team-Diansankou]:…
There is no adultery! Just kissed twice and had dinner together twice! ! After Qi Yan roared in his heart, he was stunned.
We had dinner twice, stayed overnight at the other person's house once, hugged him countless times, kissed him twice... This is so fucking JQ!
Qi Yan belatedly realized something was wrong. He quickly said goodbye and logged off in a hurry.
—Qi Yan needs to sort out his life path!
Qi Yan took out bags of potato chips and snacks and a large bottle of juice, filled the bar, sat on the high chair and started eating.
Yes, thinking about life requires help, and his help is eating.
He said that it was very rare that the heroine had not appeared until now. Qi Yan felt that this was not a big problem. The big problem was Xiao Yi's ambiguous feelings and favorability. Although the favorability is still on the rise and has never dropped, Xiao Yi is too rational and has too many rational concerns, which actually hinders the relationship.
Every time he wanted to break something, Xiao Yi would change the topic.
Qi Yan expressed deep concern... Could he take off his clothes to seduce him
Qi Yan, who was a little stupid for a moment, silently looked at his small body and felt that it was a little too early to have sex now.
After eating two bags of potato chips, and just about to tear open another bag, there was a sudden knock on the door, which was particularly unexpected.
Qi Yan was stunned and quickly hid the potato chips, juice and other items, then straightened his appearance and opened the door.
"My dear son, have you eaten some healthy food?"
Qi Yan's mother's face full of loving smile came into Qi Yan's eyes.
Qi Yan trembled in his heart and took the big and small bags from Qi's mother: "Mom, why did you come here suddenly..."
"I sent you a text message to tell you, but you didn't see who to blame?" Qi's mother rolled her eyes.
"How is that possible!" Qi Yan shouted: "How could I not see it when I play with my phone every day?! You are insulting my nature as an otaku!"
"I just didn't send a text message or something!" Qi's mother's eyes widened, and Qi Yan obediently stopped talking.
Sighing, Qi's mother walked into the kitchen while chattering. She probably meant that she didn't object to being an otaku, but Qi Yan also had to think about his future and find a stable job as soon as possible before calling a female friend. Category…
It was the same routine every time she came. Qi Yan followed her and remained silent.
"Look at you, you're not talking." Qi's mother glared at him: "Squeak!"
"What are you talking about?" Qi Yan said with a sad face: "Just tell me to talk back."
"Then can't you tell me something I like to hear?"
"But I didn't lie to you..."
"Look at you! You're talking back to me!"
“…”
Qi Yan was speechless. This is mother, collectively referred to as everyone's mother.
"Tell me, what's your future if you stay at home all day? One of your best sisters has introduced you to some girls. Can you go and see them tomorrow?" Qi's mother suddenly changed the topic.
Qi Yan paused while wiping the table: "Why are you introducing me to another girl?"
"I'm not doing it for your own good!" Qi's mother came over mysteriously: "My sisters said that if you don't have a girlfriend, you will easily become gay!"
Qi Yan: "..."
Mom, your son, I am gay.
Although he wanted to confess, Qi Yan was afraid that his mother wouldn't be able to accept it, so he had no choice but to make insinuations.
"Don't listen to their nonsense. Anyone who doesn't have a girlfriend is a homosexual." Qi Yan said: "And now society has changed. Homosexuality is no longer excluded. It is legal abroad."
"Don't look abroad! Just look around us!" Qi's mother refuted Qi Yan's words: "Look at all the female friends around you?"
Qi Yan: "My neighbor."
Mother Qi glanced at him: "Oh, then stay away from him, maybe he is gay."
Qi Yan: "..." Mom, your son, I am about to cultivate with him, do you know? !
Looking a little lonely, Qi Yan finished wiping the table and threw the rag into the basin: "Mom, do you reject homosexuality?"
Qi's mother said casually while picking vegetables: "I'm not too repulsive, but don't think of calling me a homosexual! Your father's family has only been passed down for several generations, what do you think it's like to end it here?!"
Shrinking his shoulders, Qi Yan felt that now was not the time.
Mother Qi saw him washing the rag in a suffocating voice, and raised her eyebrows: "Why, you like homosexuals."
Qi Yan was shocked and said quickly: "Who likes homosexuals... I, I just saw a post on the Internet where a bunch of boys fell in love, but were separated by the world. It's pitiful."
"Are you a little girl? That's obviously fake!"
"What if, what if it's true!"
"Then even if their reincarnations were not good, both of them are men!"
Qi Yan didn't agree with what Qi's mother said, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Yes, let people of their era understand this era, so why should you think about it from their perspective
Times are changing, but when they were young, they did not change. Forcing them to understand and recognize is also a kind of torture for them.
Qi Yan sighed and turned around to the kitchen. Qi's mother didn't say anything more when she saw him coming in. She instructed him to chop vegetables as usual.
"I'm going to teach you this kung fu, but you have to make good use of it." Qi's mother said: "To capture a girl's heart, you must first capture her stomach!"
"Mom, you're telling the truth..." Isn't this what you're saying to a girl
"No matter what, I will take you on a blind date tomorrow, and you have to behave well!" To a certain extent, Qi's mother was a threat.
Qi Yan knew that he could not escape this disaster. He had no choice but to take one step at a time.
After eating, Qi Yan picked up his phone and quietly sent a text message to Xiao Yi.
—My mother forced me to go on a blind date! SOS for help!