[Easter Egg 3] Qi Xiaoshou’s life as a jailer (Stupid Shou x Jing Gong).
Boss Yu of Xuanhu Restaurant was captured by officers and soldiers led by Mr. Liu. It was said that he was guilty of liaison with the enemy.
The peaceful and prosperous days of the Liang Dynasty have passed for a long time. In recent years, enemy countries have invaded, and barbarians have invaded the borders. Many areas have been suffering from drought for many years, and there has been no rainfall for a long time.
Even the people of Daliang said that God wanted to destroy Daliang.
As soon as Boss Yu was taken away, all the women in Chang An's boudoir cried their eyes out. The owner of Xuanhu Restaurant, Mr. Yu, is a young son-in-law. Not only is he young and promising, he has restaurants and assets all over the country.
Such a rich son-in-law was arrested on the charge of "having an affair with an enemy country" at a time when the country was in turmoil. It was uncertain whether he could be released.
In the prison, Qi Yan received his meal and sat on a wooden chair under the dim light to eat.
In this life, he was just an ordinary jailer, with a small position but a lot of things to do. He has no father, no mother, no worries, lives in a Yamen’s Datongpu, and eats from the Yamen’s big pot. What kind of person is he? It should be the few ingots of silver in his little lock box.
That was his monthly money. Although it was not much, how could he spend the money when he only had one day off in a month? I simply saved it.
After just a few bites, there was the sound of iron chains at the door. Qi Yan raised his head and saw Mr. Liu from the Yamen walking in with dignity, followed by five soldiers. Among the five, there was a man in rich clothes with iron chains handcuffed around his hands and feet.
"See Mr. Liu." Qi Yan saluted dullly. Mr. Liu waved his hand and said: "You arrange a cell for him and be sure to keep an eye on him. This is a key criminal appointed by the Prime Minister. Don't miss this important event!"
Qi Yan nodded, walked around Mr. Liu and came to the man, and happened to meet his gentle smiling face.
"This little jailer is so handsome." The man showed some white teeth as he spoke: "Ya Sheng is so envious!"
Qi Yan glanced at him indifferently, then silently reached out and touched his face: "Really..."
"Pfft..." The man couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud: "Brother, this is really interesting."
Mr. Liu glared at the man fiercely, stretched out his hand to slap Qi Yan: "Why are you still standing there?! Lock him up!"
After being scolded by the leader, Qi Yan took the bracelet from the soldier's hand with some grievance, and walked inside with the man in fine clothes.
He didn't see the flash of fun in the eyes of the person behind him.
There were too few people who committed crimes in Chang'an. After all, no one dared to commit crimes under the emperor's nose. The prison in charge of Qi Yan has a total of twelve cells, six on each side, and only seven of them are full now.
In response to Master Liu's words, Qi Yan led the man in fine clothes towards the innermost cell. Along the way, Qi Yan was not idle.
"Qi Yan, do you have a new person under your command?" This was what the bearded man in Cell No. 1 shouted.
Qi Yan didn't squint his eyes and responded lightly: "Yes."
A skinny monkey in Cell No. 2 said: "Hey, he looks quite rich... Oh no, why does he look so familiar? Could it be that some lady's pretty boy didn't hide his face and asked the master to send it in? Hehehehe... "
Qi Yan: "I don't know, it's useless to guess so much."
A scholar trapped in a literary prison in cell No. 3 said: "Mr. Qi Yan is still so boring."
Qi Yan: "Yeah, the funny jailer is so funny."
"Hey, Qi Yan, when do you want us to hold a welcome party? We hold one every time a new person comes!"
"Yes, yes, nothing else is needed, just that the meal that day is better!"
"Qi Yan, why don't you also apply with that bullshit Mr. Liu to get some benefits for us inmates?"
…
Almost every time Qi Yan passes by a cell, he will hear familiar voices coming from inside, all directed at Qi Yan.
A trace of surprise flashed in Yu Xi's eyes. He seemed not to have expected that these prisoners would get along so well with this little jailer.
"I know I need benefits every day. Next time I will send a beautiful woman in for each of you."
With a dull face, Qi Yan spoke in a very low voice when he said this. Others did not hear it, but Yu Xi, who was following him, heard it clearly.
Hey, I thought he would suffer a lot when he entered the cell, but he didn't expect... This place gave him a different kind of fun.
Cell No. 12 belongs to Yu Xi. After Qi Yan locked the door, he inserted a wooden sign with 'Yuxi' engraved on it into the groove at the door.
"Your name is Qi Yan?" Yu Xi glanced around the cell, turned around and saw that the little jailer hadn't left yet, so he asked with a smile: "I'm Yu Xi, courtesy name Yasheng. Just call me Yu Xi."
Qi Yan glanced at him and murmured after a long time: "Master Yu."
Yu Xi raised her eyebrows and continued to ask, "It seems like you get along well with the prisoners here?"
"I have never gotten along with them..."
Before Qi Yan could finish speaking, a series of mournful sounds could be heard in the corridor.
"Qi Yan, you really hurt our hearts!"
"Yeah, think about it when you were bullied by those turtle grandsons, who pretended to be a ghost in the middle of the night and scared them all away?"
"Qi Yan, you stinky boy, I treat you as my son!"
"It's too much to say that we haven't gotten along with each other before! Next time you ask us this question directly to a newbie, Qi Yan is such a cold-tempered brat that even a life-and-death friendship can become a close relationship with him! "
…
Yu Xi's eyes narrowed slightly, covering up the flash of light. This kind of response and appeal is really humiliating.
Qi Yan seemed to be scolded, turned around, and raised his voice slightly: "Okay, okay, we've gotten along with each other, okay?"
"Oh, it's so perfunctory!"
"Mr. Qi Yan, you have to speak up, otherwise these uncles won't let you go."
"I thought I wanted to marry my precious daughter to you..."
After distinguishing the last voice among the noisy sounds, Qi Yan blushed instantly, and his calm look disappeared. I saw him quickly lowering his head and shouting: "Stop talking nonsense! If any of your daughters wants to marry me, they are all liars!!"
After the words fell, there was silence in the prison...
After a long time, as if the play button was pressed, overwhelming laughter came.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…!"
"Oh, why am I still a child? When it comes to women, I blush and become shy."
"Hahahaha, I will use this sentence to tease him next time!"
Amidst the laughter that swept through him, Qi Yan's face turned even redder, even his neck and the tips of his ears were completely red.
When Yu Xi saw this, he smiled unceremoniously.
Qi Yan, a little jailer, was almost the most 'favored' among the twelve cells he was in charge of.