"The matter has come to this, and I can no longer hide it." Fang Shan sighed quietly: "I died to save you in the previous life. In this life, in order to renew our relationship, I have gone through all kinds of hardships to meet the host."
System 333 was dumbfounded as he listened. How could he become a fate in just a few minutes
After hearing this, Wei Sushen didn't express much and only asked: "How old were we when we fell in love?"
"Eighteen-flower."
Wei Sushen took a note and wrote it down: "What was your name at that time?"
Fang Shan: "Baby Fang."
"And me?"
"Wei Xuanyuan."
Wei Sushen's hand holding the pen froze, but he still wrote it down.
Fang Shan smiled and said: "This happened a long time ago, and it is of little use for the host to write it down."
"It's useful." Wei Sushen said seriously: "You can verify it next time you dream."
Fang Shan's smile suddenly collapsed, and he reluctantly raised his lips again: "You don't believe me?"
Wei Sushen thought for a while and used a better wording: "We must look at things dialectically."
"..." This has nothing to do with dialectics!
However, Wei Sushen seemed to have accepted the truth and continued to ask: "What was the scene like when we first met?"
Fang Shan's face was expressionless: "One day I went to the temple to offer incense, and I encountered bandits hijacking my car on the way. They tore my clothes violently..."
At this point, he suddenly paused.
Wei Sushen frowned: "Then what?"
Fang Shan waved his hand, a trace of interrupted sullenness flashed in his eyes: "Don't make any noise, I'm making it up."
“…”
Wei Sushen put down the paper and pen, and seemed not surprised that all this was fake: "The person who appeared in my dream was not the lover from my previous life at all, right?"
Fang Shan felt regretful and leaned back: "The host's biggest shortcoming is the lack of romantic spirit."
Wei Sushen: "I don't like the crying type."
Unfortunately, the mermaid in the dream happened to be the kind who didn't say a complete sentence and left three tears first.
"It must be the dream demon's method to seize my weakness and persuade people to commit suicide."
Snap, snap, snap.
Fang Shan applauded three times: "The analysis is very accurate." However, his expression became serious: "So how did the host create such a psychological loophole?"
As soon as these words came out, even System 333 looked over curiously.
The next second, he saw himself being accused: "He hinted at me."
System 333's eyes widened, and the bloody words he blurted out were swallowed hard.
Fang Shan frowned: "You still don't give up."
If he dared to harm the host he had taken care of, he was obviously tired of living.
System 333 said angrily: "Speak clearly, when did I hint to you?"
Wei Sushen carefully explained the cause and effect.
System 333 was confused and reacted for a long time before saying: "I was just asking for a story."
Later, from his perspective, he talked about a completely opposite cause and effect.
Fang Shan connected the words of the two parties together, suddenly understood, and slowly held back a sentence: "Do you two have any problem with your IQ?"
System 333 took a breath: "Do you know what is the scariest part of this misunderstanding?"
Fang Shan felt that it was not what he really wanted to hear, so he still asked: "What is it?"
System 333: "You obviously didn't show up the whole time, but you're still the culprit."
This sentence is true. The source of everything started when Fang Shan left an unfinished fairy tale in the broadcast room.
Fang Shan said sternly: "Everything must be viewed from a dialectical perspective. You only see me leaving a story, and you ignore that you are in a story."
System 333 snorted, now starting to talk about dialectics
But he is right. For them, going to different spaces to perform tasks can lead the direction of some major events. In a sense, it is no different from writing a story.
Shaking his head, this cannot change the fact that Fang Shan is a disaster.
Fang Shan's thinking was very fast. One second he was exchanging words with him, and after a while he started to sit cross-legged and ponder to himself.
System 333 was originally unwilling to take care of it, but when Fang Shan was still sitting there half an hour later, his expression changed a little.
The sunlight outside the window just shines from above Fang Shan's head. Being exposed to the sun for a long time is definitely not a comfortable experience, but the other party still doesn't move.
Out of curiosity, I asked, "What's wrong with you again?"
"Ignore it," Fang Shan said without even looking at him, with a deep expression on his face, "Just let me quietly shut up for a while."
"…!"
System 333 cursed a few curse words in his mind and ignored this mental system.
After an unknown amount of time, Fang Shan stared at Wei Sushen without blinking: "The Dream Demon is a species that will never give up until it reaches its goal. As long as you don't take the bait, it will continue to harass you."
Wei Sushen thought of Liuli's eyes, and his expression changed slightly: "If I attack it in a dream, will it have any impact?"
Fang Shan sighed: "It's best not to quarrel with each other, it's easy to get into trouble."
Wei Sushen analyzed: "The dream demon persuades people to commit suicide, which proves that it does not have the ability to directly kill people in dreams."
"Indeed," Fang Shan added: "But it can use force on you in dreams. For example, it can tear the host's clothes to pieces and turn you into a rag doll."
Wei Sushen glanced at Fang Shan, who was thinking endlessly: "Don't worry, it won't succeed."
Fang Shan shook his head, playing the role of being unreasonable and troublesome to the point of perfection, and almost held his baby in his hands and said, "How can you make me feel relieved?"
Wei Sushen said quietly: "Say so much, it means you have already figured out a way."
The two have worked together for so long, and they still have this little tacit understanding.
Fang Shan didn't beat around the bush: "You can help the host fight monsters by falling into a dream."
Wei Sushen has always been interested in novel fields: "Can you enter my dream?"
Fang Shan: "You can give it a try."
Due to Fang Shan's terrifying threat, System 333 did not dare to take direct action. In fact, he really wanted to rush in front of Wei Su Shen and slap him awake now—
Idiot, what is a dream demon? In comparison, Fang Shan is a real beast!
It's a pity that Wei Sushen didn't consider this at all. From a scientific perspective, dreaming has not yet been realized, so he naturally wants to experience it.
Fang Shan did not mention how to fall asleep, but asked Wei Sushen to lie on the bed first and let him find a way to fall asleep.
Falling asleep is a very simple thing, but when you do it deliberately, it becomes a little difficult.
Fang Shan brought a glass of juice over and coaxed, "Here, drink it."
Wei Sushen shook his head.
Fang Shan: "Why not? Come on, just take a sip."
Wei Sushen gently pushed his hand away: "You look weird like this."
Much like a drugged criminal in a bar.
The 'good intention' was rejected, Fang Shan could only wait patiently for him to fall asleep.
After about ten minutes, Wei Sushen's breathing gradually stabilized. Fang Shan slowly closed his eyes beside him and fell asleep in an instant.
System 333 was on the side ready to make a move. If these two people fell asleep like this, didn't it mean that his opportunity had come
Showing an evil smile, he approached Wei Sushen step by step... As long as he killed him, he could get the reward on the bounty list.
Seeing the opportunity at hand, System 333 was about to take action. Fang Shan sat up like a corpse and punched System 333, followed by an overwhelming beating.
System 333 was beaten unconscious, Fang Shan calmly took out a cover and covered him.
When he woke up, System 333 was horrified to find that the size of the cover was constantly shrinking, and he had no way to break it open. There was a small note left on the ground: I won’t be able to come out within three hours. I will remember to burn paper for you during the Qingming Festival next year.
System 333 gasped, regretting the act of committing suicide just now. Kneeling on the ground, he prayed devoutly, hoping that Fang Shan could defeat the dream demon as soon as possible and wake up from the state of shared dreams.
The world under the sea is inherently magical, and it becomes even more colorful with the addition of imagination.
Fang Shan stood on the deep seabed, looking at the kelp next to him, wanting to eat it for salad. Then he looked at the small fish and shrimp swimming past, and the desire to barbecue arose again.
According to what he had said before, Wei Sushen would never think about anything related to mermaids after entering the dreamland. When he first entered the dreamland, he did not see the mermaid.
Fang Shan: "It won't take long before the dream demon comes. This method can only delay it for a short period of time."
Wei Sushen: "What is System 333 doing?"
Fang Shan: "It's a beautiful time, why mention a scumbag who is a disappointment."
Wei Sushen was very strong in reasoning: "He was doing it secretly, and you caught him."
Fang Shan smiled and said, "At this moment, I'm probably praying for blessings."
Once you have three advantages and two disadvantages, System 333 is considered finished.
Wei Sushen looked at him: "What's the use of delaying time?"
Since they will face each other sooner or later, it is better to strike first.
Fang Shan showed an expression of being in control: "The night is long, we can do something interesting first."
Wei Sushen had an ominous premonition in his heart.
Fang Shan shrugged: "Seeing me so beautiful, you don't have any ideas?"
"Want to...escape."
The words were not just spoken, Wei Sushen suddenly realized that the way System 333 looked at him before falling asleep was like looking at a little lamb that had automatically fallen into a hunter's trap.
Seeing that the person had really escaped, Fang Shan adjusted his expression and tried his best to smile evilly: "If you dare let me chase you, I will catch you..."
Behind was a string of hey hey laughter.
Wei Sushen tried to dominate his dream, but Fang Shan pursued him so fiercely that he could not calm down and was unable to find his way.
On the other side, the dream demon is looking for traces of Wei Sushen. It clearly feels that the other party has fallen asleep, but it has yet to be seen. Just when he was feeling depressed, he saw a familiar figure running towards him in front of him.
Wei Sushen also saw the dream demon and stopped.
This time, the mermaid no longer pretended to be sad. The dream demon showed his original face: "You already know, right?"
Only when you are aware of your existence can you avoid it the moment you fall asleep.
Wei Sushen said nothing, which seemed to represent acquiescence.
The dream demon showed a ferocious smile: "At this time, you don't want to say anything?"
The seawater rippled. Wei Sushen turned around and saw Fang Shan approaching. He immediately opened his mouth and said to the dream demon: "Help."
Dream Demon: "?"
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