What if a person cannot speak
Fang Shan's answer was: give him a beating.
If one meal doesn't work, then do it three times a day, as punctually as eating.
After the fat man's face was stepped on, his whole face collapsed. He held the shoe prints on his face and cried without tears: "I'm going to get you a list right now."
He never mentioned the crude topic of incubus again.
Fang Shan thought he was going back to get it, and was about to turn back to find the crystal ball and continue talking about life, but unexpectedly, the fat man took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms.
"Carry?"
The fat man muttered: "What else?"
Even if he digs a hole and buries it, he is still worried about encountering treasure hunters and causing the matter to be revealed.
Fang Shan: "Aren't you afraid of losing it?"
The fat man patted his chest: "Even if the weight on my body decreases by one gram, I can feel it."
“…”
What kind of talent is this
Wei Sushen let Fang Shan stand aside in a daze, and took the list and glanced at it. Several of them were somewhat memorable. Their family had good relations with the Mo family, and the commonality was that they were all children who were not valued much in the big family.
After all, he became a grasshopper on a rope. After the fat man complained, the little fat man pointed to the name at the bottom.
"This person is more radical, you can start with him first."
"Li Bu Zeng." Fang Shan suddenly came over and said, "This name is quite interesting."
He was resting on Wei Su Shen's shoulder, and the latter could clearly feel the warm breath spraying on his neck. Wei Su Shen glanced at him, but did not deliberately avoid it: "It's a pity that it doesn't meet your taste."
Fang Shan nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
The fat man was curious: "The name also has an aesthetic?"
Fang Shan: "Does the total number of strokes in your name exceed twenty?"
The fat man calculated and shook his head.
Fang Shan looked disgusted and said coolly: "Then you have no right to talk to me."
“…”
After removing the grinder and killing the donkey, Fang Shan patted the fat man on the shoulder, changed his attitude and said: "See you next time."
The fat man held his hand excitedly: "You must succeed."
If someone in the family knew what he was doing, he would definitely be locked up for several years.
Fang Shan: "I said that day in the square that one blow must be suppressed with another blow. In the same way, one cult must be suppressed with another cult."
“…”
When he said that, Fatty felt even more confused.
By the time he regained consciousness, Fang Shan was nowhere to be found. The fat man felt lost. After thinking for a long time, he realized that all he could do was burn incense and pray for everything to go well.
Fang Shan naturally returned to the square and began to share his evil plan with the crystal ball.
"Now is not the time." Fang Shan said, touching its bald head out of habit, "Wait until there is no one around at night, then quietly walk into the dormitory to find us."
The crystal ball shone brightly, and he didn't know whether he agreed or disagreed. At least Wei Sushen on one side didn't see it, so he questioned other aspects first: "Can it walk?"
Fang Shan was confused: "I have arms and legs, why can't I walk?"
Have hands
Wei Sushen glanced at the smooth crystal ball.
Have feet
He took another look, then shook his head.
Fang Shan: "What's wrong?"
"It's okay," Wei Sushen said calmly: "My eyesight has been declining a bit quickly recently, please continue."
Fang Shan said "Oh" and turned to chat with the crystal ball.
By the time they finished chatting, it was already half an hour later.
Fang Shan started to hug Wei Sushen again: "Remember not to lock the door at night."
“…”
It was obviously a normal thing, but when he said it, it suddenly seemed inexplicably vulgar.
After returning to the dormitory, Shan Shan spread out on the bed: "I've been busy all day, so tired."
Wei Sushen looked at the occupied resting place and said matter-of-factly: "You only used lip service."
Fang Shan rolled himself back and forth like fried rice with eggs: "The host didn't take into account my movement program, that is, my brain cells."
Wei Sushen has never defeated Fang Shan when speaking truthfully.
In the evening, the crystal ball arrived as promised.
When Wei Sushen saw it slipping into the room, he suddenly saw Fang Shan's shadow on a spherical object.
Fang Shan had already fallen asleep, and the crystal ball was also afraid of the weak, and came to Wei Sushen without provoking anyone who might get angry.
It is motionless, and only occasionally some light will fluctuate inside.
Wei Sushen: "...are you talking to me?"
The crystal ball still looks like that, but the frequency of fluctuations is longer.
Wei Sushen turned around and woke up Fang Shan.
Fang Shan turned over and threw a pillow at her: "What are you doing at night?"
Wei Sushen pointed at the crystal ball: "Let it speak human language."
Fang Shan sighed and had no choice but to get up, squatting in front of the crystal ball, and said with sleepy eyes: "In the dream later, remember to change the height and shape of me and him, plus two masks."
The crystal ball flashed three times.
"Don't make the change too exaggerated. Make him a little shorter. As for me, I just have big breasts and a thin waist."
“…”
This was not the first time that Fang Shan had entered someone else's dream, but it was the first time for Wei Sushen.
When he saw a strange and bizarre world, he still had a fresh experience.
The faces of the people on the street were all blurred, and after walking a few steps forward, a magnificent mansion appeared in front of them.
Wei Sushen: "Want to go in?"
"Wait." Fang Shan: "Let me put away the fake breasts, and then..."
Before he finished speaking, he was already being dragged inside.
There were servants coming and going in the house, but they seemed to turn a blind eye to the sudden appearance of the two strangers, and went about their own business mechanically.
Fang Shan: "Dreams are a very magical thing. Here, you are the king."
Wei Sushen did not deny it, and the corners of his mouth curved.
"How about it?" Fang Shan: "Do you want me to invite you to be a guest in my dream?"
Wei Sushen rationally refused.
Fang Shan introduced himself: "My dream is very interesting."
Wei Sushen gave up thinking about what he meant by interesting: "Go to Li Buzeng first."
Fang Shan pointed to the main hall in front: "It will probably be there."
Children who crave attention will inevitably fantasize about life after becoming the head of the family.
When they walked to the main hall, they saw a person sitting in the main seat, wearing very luxurious clothes.
When he saw someone coming in, he suddenly stood up from his seat: "Who are you!"
Fang Shan raised an eyebrow at Wei Sushen, indicating that he must have found the wrong person.
Wei Sushen nodded. Compared with others, the people in front of him had rich expressions, and their presence could be noticed.
"Somebody come!"
Before Li Buzeng's voice was fully uttered, Fang Shan smiled and said: "With such a little courage, no wonder he can only control the wind and rain in his dreams."
The transformation of the crystal ball was very successful. Fang Shan now looked like a peerless witch, and the half-covered mask added to the sense of mystery.
Wei Sushen has a repulsive temperament when he doesn't speak. When the two of them stand together, they look like they are not easy to mess with.
People who practice telekinesis are different from ordinary people. They can remain half awake in their dreams. Once they encounter an external attack, they can even summon the dream demon to fight back immediately.
Li Buzeng's telepathy was already in the third zone, and he soon realized that these two people were outsiders in his dream.
Can you invade other people's dreams
Li Buceng felt a chill in his heart and did not dare to act rashly for a moment.
"We don't mean any harm." Fang Shan said with a smile.
Wei Sushen stood aside, thinking about whether to remind him that whenever he spoke with this expression and a similar tone, an evil aura would appear on the system.
Sure enough, Li Bu never felt any kindness at all.
"Who are you?" He subconsciously took two steps back.
Fang Shan: "I am Jiutian Xuannv." Then she pointed at Wei Su Shen: "This is Jiutian Xuannv."
“…”
Wei Sushen had a cold face, and Fang Shan pouted: "I understand, I will be serious."
He coughed and spoke again: "Didn't you ask us to come?"
Li Buzeng frowned: "I don't understand."
Fang Shan: "Righteous people have been doing this for a long time, do you want to change your approach?"
Li Bucong's expression changed as if he had thought of something.
Fang Shan: "Your qualifications are not bad, but whether it is in the Li family or the Imperial College, you are destined to not achieve much. Only by coming to us to develop will you have a place."
Li Buzeng: "What do you mean there?"
Fang Shan made a gesture of silence: "It's not a good habit to ask questions when you know something."
Li Bu once had cold sweat on his forehead: "Evil?"
Fang Shan showed off the fake tattoo on his wrist and quickly flashed it in front of him.
"Strange..." Li Buceng didn't have time to see clearly.
Fang Shan cleared his throat: "Yes, that's the teacher you thought of."
Wei Sushen was beside him, and he didn't feel any blush or heartbeat in his system during the whole process.
Li Bu Zeng clenched his fists: "I have to think about it again."
"I'm afraid you misunderstood." The smile on Fang Shan's face disappeared: "Since we are here to find you, you only have two choices left."
Li Bu Zeng's face turned pale: "Is it right to agree or die?"
Fang Shan put on his smile again and took out a white pill like a magic trick: "Here, take it."
Although Li never comforted himself that this was a dream and that what he ate would not affect reality, the thought of them being able to come and go freely in other people's dreams made him even more uneasy.
"My patience is limited, three, two..."
During the countdown without any warning, Li Bu once grabbed the pill from his palm and took it.
"It's just a small way to prevent betrayal." Fang Shan said lightly: "If you perform meritorious service in the future, I will naturally give you the antidote."
Originally, Fang Shan still had a series of things to say, but unfortunately the power of thought that the crystal ball could supply was limited and he could not stay there for too long.
After leaving the dreamland, as soon as I opened my eyes, I saw crystal light flashing.
Fang Shan looked at the crystal ball floating in mid-air: "Don't play tricks."
Seeing that he started chatting with different species again, Wei Sushen shook his head: "You guys have something in common."
Fang Shan: “Although it’s bald, it’s better because of its good looks.”
Wei Sushen felt that his eyesight was not declining, but that he was blind, and he did not see what he meant by good things at all.
Fang Shan clicked his tongue: "Three hundred and sixty degrees, no blind spots!"
Wei Sushen emphasized: "That is a sphere."
Just as he finished speaking, his face was suddenly held in his hands. Wei Sushen was startled and turned his face slightly: "What are you doing?"
Fang Shan: "Look carefully, the host looks not bad, just a little bit inferior."
"That's a sphere!"
The suddenly louder voice startled Fang Shan and he shrugged: "Why are you so excited?"
Just like a cat whose tail has been stepped on.
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