When the Peak Meets Peak Crazy

Chapter 166: Good system for following the rules

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Chen Yan's first reaction was that he heard wrongly.

child.

Where did the child come from? Did it come from the wind

The person who brought the 'good' news thought that the general was too happy. You should know that there have been many rumors since the young lady married into the palace. Now that it is confirmed that she is pregnant, the position of the Crown Princess will definitely be secure.

Chen Yan rushed to the palace almost immediately. After entering the palace, everyone he met, whether he knew him or not, all said congratulations with a flattering look on his face.

Most people can ignore it, but when they meet colleagues or the emperor's favored confidants, they have to stop and deal with it. After going back and forth, when he was approaching the East Palace, he had completely calmed down.

"ah-"

As soon as Chen Yan walked to the entrance of the hall, he saw Fang Shan lying lazily on the recliner. On the other side, Wei Sushen was patiently picking out the fish bones and feeding them to his mouth.

Fang Shan narrowed his eyes with a satisfied look on his face, and was about to open his mouth again when the maid waiting beside him reminded her softly: "Crown Princess, the general is here."

Looking up, he saw Chen Yan standing in the backlight. Due to the angle of the sunlight, it was impossible to see the expression on his face clearly.

"You go down first."

After the palace maid stepped back, Fang Shan waved her hands enthusiastically: "Brother, you are welcome and safe."

Chen Yan, who had already calmed down, finally felt the strings in his head break after seeing his ladylike demeanor.

"I heard that you are pregnant." Although he was bathing in the sun, Chen Yan seemed to be exuding black energy.

Fang Shan nodded.

Chen Yan slammed the palace door and said word by word: "Tell me, how could you be pregnant?"

Fang Shan touched his belly that was a little fat because he was full: "This child really didn't come at the right time."

Chen Yan took a deep breath and turned to look at the prince.

Wei Sushen said expressionlessly: "Love can give birth to miracles."

“…”

Chen Yan swore that at this moment he had the thought of dying with these two people.

After Fang Shan finished eating the fish, he stood up and his attitude gradually became correct. After being in contact with him for a while, Chen Yan knew that this was a sign that he was back to normal.

After eating and drinking, the system was particularly easy to talk to, and he explained Yingyu's identity as a double agent in a few words.

Chen Yan: "It's okay if you want to lure the snake out of its hole, but there is no need to release false news about pregnancy."

"Wang An is too careful." Fang Shan narrowed his eyes in displeasure. He originally thought that the man would immediately find a way to get on the line after noticing Ying Yu, but it turned out that the other person was more tolerant than he thought.

But I guess I can only endure it until the end of today. The prince who has never had an heir is about to have his own child. I am afraid that no one can threaten him as the future prince.

Chen Yan sneered and said: "He has secured his position in the East Palace. What you should worry about is yourself."

Once the news of the Crown Princess's pregnancy spread, I don't know how many people would be unable to sleep tonight.

Fang Shan chuckled: "I can probably guess some methods, such as mixing safflower into medicinal food, or using the scent of flowers to induce premature birth."

Chen Yan couldn't help but find it a little funny when he said that there was no need to guard against these methods, even if they were used on him, they would be useless.

But this was only for a moment, and soon his face darkened and he said: "If he is discovered, it will be a serious crime of deceiving the emperor."

Fang Shan said quietly: "I won't be discovered."

Chen Yan: "There are no absolutes."

Fang Shan touched his belly and imitated Wei Sushen's tone just now: "Love can give birth to miracles."

Chen Yan: ... Let’s die together.

Fang Shan smiled and rolled his eyes: "It is a serious crime for me to disguise myself as a woman and enter the palace as the crown princess. If I add a few more things, I can only lose one life."

Chen Yan suddenly heard from his mouth that he had too many debts to bear down on himself. Then he thought about it and realized that it made sense. Since this was the case, it was better to make full use of this identity.

Fang Shan: "I don't know which one, King An or Yuexiu Kingdom, will be able to hold back first." He smiled and said, "It's best to hook up and attack together, which will save me a lot of trouble."

Let alone a fake pregnancy, even if it is real, the system will definitely not be able to calm down.

The crown princess was pregnant, and the happiest people were those officials who had impeached him, thinking that in this way, the original poetry meeting could be cancelled.

However, they did not receive any cancellation news until the day before the poetry meeting.

Someone once begged the Queen Mother to stop this ridiculous gathering. The Queen Mother had seriously considered it, but after the news of the pregnancy came out, she immediately changed her mind and said that she only wanted the Crown Princess to be happy.

It was just a poetry gathering, not very large in scale. Fang Shan was the last one to arrive. He was carefully supported by the palace maid, looking extremely graceful and elegant.

During the previous flower viewing party, some of the noble ladies had come into contact with Fang Shan. Unexpectedly, in just a short period of time, the latter became a high-ranking princess. The strong contrast made them feel quite uncomfortable.

Fang Shan also invited the princess of Yuexiu Kingdom. She was dressed very elegantly today, with a slight smile on her face, but her sharp nails almost pierced her flesh.

This hatred is not only directed at Fang Shan, but for some reasons that she herself cannot explain.

The status of Yuexiu women is too low. Only women from the royal family or high-ranking families are qualified to study. However, in the land she stepped on, even a poor child was qualified to enter the school.

Fang Shan caught a glimpse of her expression and guessed some of her thoughts. There is not much sympathy. People's hearts are twisted because of injustice, and they can also rise because of injustice. It is just a personal choice.

Noble ladies will assess the situation, and since Fang Shan has become the crown princess, they will naturally compliment and please her.

"Today is a nice day, and the flowers are in full bloom. It's perfect for holding a poetry party."

After one person spoke, someone immediately echoed: "Yes, if it's a few more nights, the flowers will probably wither. The princess will choose the time."

Autumn has just begun, and the wind is neither cold nor hot, but it is actually more comfortable than the gentle breeze in spring.

Fang Shan smiled: "It's just a bit of luck." The topic changed: "The poetry meeting must have a proposition."

Princess Yuexiu said: "Since the flowers are blooming well, why not use flowers as the theme?"

Fang Shan coughed lightly, as if he was thinking about it.

A girl with a very lively mind interjected: "The Crown Princess is more delicate than flowers, so I might as well just use you as the topic."

Fang Shan covered her lips and laughed so hard that her branches trembled: "Why is this so embarrassing?"

“…”

Most of the people present were women who had not yet left the government. It was the first time they had seen such a shameless person, but they had to restrain their facial expressions and laugh in apology.

The proposition was settled in laughter.

"I'll come first." The youngest girl stood up, with the childishness still in her eyes: "The autumn wind blowing the scent of hibiscus is not as good as the beauty wearing red makeup."

The poem was average, but Fang Shan still smiled and clapped: "Not bad."

Someone started, and the scene became lively later. Fang Shan specially found a palace official to record the poems, saying that he would compile these poems into a collection for future generations to admire.

"There must be high or low levels of poetry attainment," the youngest girl puffed her cheeks: "Why does the Crown Princess always praise everyone when she meets her?"

His charming look made many people laugh out loud.

Fang Shan seemed to think about it seriously, and then said: "Each one has his own strengths, but I prefer the princess's words."

The girl is only young, but she is very smart. She is somewhat sympathetic to the princess of Yuexiu Kingdom, but also somewhat gloating about her misfortune.

I remember that at the beginning, the princess of Yuexiu Kingdom was also competing for the position of the Crown Princess, but now she can only sing some sour poems to praise the Crown Princess.

Princess Yuexiu couldn't hold back her smile and composed two more poems.

Fang Shan asked the palace attendant who took the record to ask her to copy these two poems carefully and put them at the front. He has always been a person who must retaliate. He had not yet returned the assassination in Qiuye, and now he just wants to take it back as well.

They are all human beings. A noble lady smiled and said: "I can't match the princess's words, but if the words "Peach Blossoms and Plums" are changed to "Overwhelming Country and Alluring City", it will be more rhyming."

Fang Shan nodded when he heard this: "That seems to be the case. What does the princess think?"

Princess Yuexiu had a smile on her face, but her voice was gloomy: "It's very good."

Amidst the hypocritical rainbow fart, Fang Shan touched his belly from time to time and showed a thoughtful expression. Of course, in the eyes of others, it was purely to show off his power.

The 'happy' poetry meeting passed quickly. Fang Shan was the last one to come and the first one to leave. Before leaving, he touched the manuscript cherishingly: "There are so many beautiful poems, maybe one day they will be spread around the world."

Except for the Princess of Yuexiu Kingdom, everyone who was a little cautious while the Crown Princess was pregnant hurriedly restrained themselves. If the family members knew that they were fawning over the Crown Princess, they would not believe that it was the Crown Princess who was coercing them. I would only think that they were deeply in love with each other just by meeting each other, just like the rumors in the market.

Fang Shan was in a good mood after being praised all morning. When he returned to the East Palace, he was about to show off, but found that Wei Sushen was not there.

"Where is the prince?"

The young eunuch outside the palace quickly explained: "His Majesty sent someone to send him away."

Fang Shan's eyes lit up... There were no tigers in the mountains, and he put on a particularly dignified look: "Prepare a pot of good wine."

The little eunuch was startled and subconsciously looked at his belly.

Fang Shan: "What are you doing standing still? Remember to ask for a stronger wine, it's for the prince."

The little eunuch suddenly realized that the Crown Princess was pregnant, and it was normal for the Crown Prince to drink two drinks when he was happy, so he hurriedly went to prepare.

After the wine was brought, Fang Shan sent the serving maid away on the grounds that he needed to rest. After the door was carefully closed, Fang Shan, who was already lying on the bed, jumped down like a carp, hummed an unpleasant ditty, and drank it all in one gulp.

He was still measured. At first he just wanted to have a drink, but after waiting for Wei Sushen for a long time, he really couldn't resist the temptation, and soon he drank one cup after another with great pleasure.

It was already night when Wei Sushen came back, and heavy incense was lit in the bedroom, as if to cover up some smell, so he immediately had a suspicion.

Without lighting a lamp, he used the moonlight to walk to the bedside, and as expected, he saw a drunken and hazy Fang Shan.

Fang Shan has always been a bad drinker, the kind who harms others but does not benefit himself. Today, because he was in a good mood, he did not act like a goddess spitting out the bottle cap. Instead, he grabbed Wei Su Shen's collar and pulled him in front of him.

The distance between the two was so close that Wei Sushen could clearly see the trembling of his eyelashes and the entanglement of his warm breaths. When Fang Shan closed his eyes and kissed her, his subconscious reaction was not to avoid it, but to lean down.

The distance between the lips was only a few millimeters, and Fang Shan suddenly pushed her away without warning.

Under the moonlight, his eyes were frighteningly bright. He reached out and stroked Wei Sushen's hair, saying in a comforting tone, "No, you can't drink and drive."

“…”

The author has something to say: Fang Shan: Be good.

Wei Sushen: ...where is the knife

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