Some people are alive, but they are not far from death.
When the eunuch chief left, he looked back three times, hoping to hear from Emperor Chengyuan the decision to withdraw his life.
Emperor Chengyuan thought that he was worried that his absence would give others an opportunity, and felt a little heartwarming: "I also know some medicine."
The chief eunuch was in tears.
Emperor Chengyuan: "You can go in peace."
“…”
The chief eunuch didn't feel at ease at all when he left. He couldn't violate the sacred order. He made a simple disguise and followed the prince to the East Palace.
Fang Shan observed his face, and the curvature of his facial lines had changed. He looked several years younger, which proved that he was really good at it.
Wei Sushen: "In these days, I will call my father-in-law Xiaoshouzi."
The head eunuch nodded in agreement.
Fang Shan covered her lips and smiled softly, her delicate look well-preserved: "My father-in-law's original name is Fu Hai, which means blessed as the East Sea. It is perfect to use the character 'Shou' as a pseudonym."
The head eunuch tried very hard to move his lips, but he couldn't smile.
He did not seek long life, nor wealth and prosperity, but just walked out of the East Palace alive.
Wei Sushen, who had been silent since he walked out of the royal study, seemed to have noticed something, but did not point it out.
I have walked this same road countless times before, and today's journey feels particularly short. The big trees planted in the East Palace almost block out the sky and prevent sunlight from penetrating.
Fang Shan pointed to the heavy door in front of him and told the eunuch chief with a confused look on his face: "Go and open the door to the new world."
“…”
In comparison, Wei Sushen was much more reliable. He gave a brief introduction to the current situation: "The Crown Princess has two personal servants beside her, both of whom were rewarded by the Queen Mother."
After integrating the information, the chief eunuch asked: "Who is responsible for more?"
Wei Sushen: "Yingyu."
The head eunuch had some impressions of this person: "I will pay special attention to him."
In fact, there are only a lot of maids in a palace who can come into contact with the Crown Princess. The Crown Prince singled out these two people, which was implicitly hinting that something was wrong with them.
The autumn sun is sometimes more annoying than the scorching sun in summer. It is stuffy, hot and suffocating. After finally returning to the relatively cool dormitory, Fang Shan ate a dozen lychees soaked in ice water in one breath, and then began to inhale the lotus seed porridge.
The chief eunuch was startled. Didn't he say he had a bad appetite
Fang Shan met his eyes and said calmly: "In the past, my food intake was three times what I eat now."
Wei Sushen spent most of the time reading quietly, and the only sound in the dormitory was the sound of Fang Shan eating.
Half an hour later, Fang Shan started to rest for a while, got up and walked around to finish eating, then leaned comfortably on the soft cushion and squinted his eyes.
The chief eunuch has been in the palace for so many years, and this is the first time he has seen someone who spent his boring time so happily.
A woman suddenly walked in outside the door, and the head eunuch immediately shouted: "Who allowed you to enter without permission without a notice?"
The woman who came was stunned: "I come here regularly to peel melon seeds for the Crown Princess to eat."
"It turns out to be Xiao Yi." Fang Shan, who was sleeping, opened his eyes and waved enthusiastically: "Come quickly."
The woman twisted her waist and passed by, looking very beautiful.
She peeled melon seeds quietly, her eyes focused solely on Fang Shan, and she never glanced at the prince from beginning to end.
The head eunuch couldn't help but think of a certain rumor, and his heart was excited.
Fang Shan enjoyed the fruits of other people's labor and introduced the eunuch manager by the way: "This is the youngest son. He will stay in the East Palace to work in the future."
Yingyu was startled. The Crown Princess had never liked crowds of people, and even many of the people she used to serve had been sent elsewhere by her.
"I happened to meet him on the road who did something wrong and was punished." Fang Shan's lips moved: "Who told me that he is a kind-hearted person."
Yingyu knew part of the princess's psychology and quickly praised her: "The word kindness is far from enough to describe you. Your heart is like the white snow on the iceberg and the Milky Way in the night sky. You are the embodiment of beauty and wisdom."
Fang Shan accepted all these complimentary words and analyzed them from an objective perspective: "It's over-praised. I still need to improve."
Not long after he finished speaking, another pretty girl walked in from the door. After greeting her, she said, "It's time for the massage."
Fang Shan adjusted his posture and enjoyed the massage comfortably.
"Ah Crown Princess," the palace maid sang expressionlessly: "How can your arms be so soft? Your skin must have been kissed by white clouds to be so breakable!"
The head eunuch tried his best to put his three views that were shattered on the floor back together, ignoring these exaggerated compliments and focusing on the woman in the pink skirt.
He has always been very accurate in seeing people. Even if the prince didn't specifically tell him to pay attention to Yingyu, he would still notice it immediately.
Without him, there is ambition hidden in this woman's eyes.
After a while, two people came in to help with fanning. At the moment when the wind blew, the maid who was fanning said: "The breeze ruffles your hair and ripples the arc of the rainbow in the air. Ah, Crown Princess, please Tell me how to have black and beautiful hair, slave?"
Fang Shan made a sad expression: "Innate."
The head eunuch took a step back and almost broke the vase behind him. Fortunately, Wei Sushen caught him in time.
"Your Highness, Your Highness."
"Just get used to it." Wei Sushen put down the book in his hand, thought for a while and added one more sentence: "Since you want to stay temporarily, you must follow the Crown Princess's temperament."
The head eunuch was trembling and wanted to ask how she looked like a princess. I am afraid that no emperor in history had ever lived so well.
This flattery is almost shot to the sky!
"A slave really can't learn." He was able to achieve the position of general manager by trying to figure out the emperor's thoughts and flattering the emperor without showing any trace. How could he say such obvious things
Wei Sushen took out a booklet from his arms, which read "East Palace Survival Manual": "Ten taels of silver."
The chief eunuch could no longer hold back his smile: "What is this?"
Wei Su Shen: "Teach you how to please the Crown Princess."
Is this all blackmailing the palace
The head eunuch pointed at the book tremblingly: "Anyone wants it?"
Wei Sushen nodded and glanced at Ying Yu and others on the other side: "Everyone has one copy."
The chief eunuch finally paid ten taels of silver to ensure safety.
"Don't let the Crown Princess know." Wei Su Shen said suddenly.
The chief eunuch didn't know why.
Wei Sushen: "He didn't know Gu was using this to do business."
The chief eunuch understood clearly: "I know this."
When the late Queen was still alive, Your Majesty also saved some private money.
The farce continued until after dinner.
The cups and cups on the table were not put away yet, and the head eunuch carefully checked the leftovers inside, which were not poisonous.
Fang Shan: "What did you see?"
At this moment, he half-closed his eyes, and part of his red skirt was dragging on the ground. At first glance, he looked a bit mysterious.
The chief eunuch took back the words he blurted out and checked again. Gradually, the groove between his eyebrows became deeper and deeper, and he judged that there was a slight smell of herbs, but these herbs were harmless to the human body and even beneficial.
Fang Shan was quite satisfied with his performance and gave a hint: "Yuexiu Country."
The chief eunuch reacted immediately: "Introduction!"
Most Gu insects are not intelligent, so it is difficult to put them into the target's body. At this time, the introduction will play a vital role. By giving the target specific drugs to emit an imperceptible scent, it is almost impossible for humans to smell, but it is completely possible for Gu insects.
In fact, it is most convenient to apply medicine on clothes, but it is easy to detect once the incident occurs. At this moment, even the head eunuch admired the thoughtfulness of the person behind the scenes.
Truthfully telling what he discovered, Fang Shan's response was just to curl his lips. The chief eunuch couldn't help but look at Wei Su Shen: "Do you want to report this matter to His Majesty?"
Wei Sushen asked, "You didn't do it when you said no?"
The chief eunuch didn't say anything. Before the prince actually ascended the throne, his real allegiance must be to Emperor Chengyuan.
"It's not difficult for you to be alone."
The chief eunuch quickly knelt down to thank him.
Wei Sushen: "Mr. Zhang has discovered a problem and came to you to confirm it again."
Chief Eunuch: "Your Highness, do you want to arrest the person who drugged you now?"
Wei Sushen did not hide anything. Looking at the darkening sky outside the window, he slowly said: "The real big fish is outside the palace."
There are countless people in the palace who want to deal with the prince and princess, and it is not easy to find someone available.
What Wei Sushen can use is the little eunuch who is always with him. According to Fang Shan, there doesn't need to be many people, as long as they are reliable.
The young eunuch would sometimes go out of the palace in the name of purchasing and be responsible for contacting Chen Yan.
Chen Yan has been very busy recently. He is responsible for checking the shop where the Yue Xiuguo envoy bought medicine and the place where he caught insects. He is planning to cooperate with Fang Shanli and get everything.
The young eunuch left the palace late today and it was already dark outside. When he arrived at the General's Mansion, he heard that Chen Yan was out on business. In order not to attract attention, he chose an inconspicuous place to wait.
Night had completely fallen when Chen Yan returned home, and he soon noticed the figure at the end of the street: "Xiao Dongzi?"
The little eunuch walked over quickly: "Ah, the black eyes can actually allow the general to recognize me in the dark. What a discerning eye!"
What kind of nonsense is this
Chen Yan frowned: "Speak carefully."
The little eunuch smiled sheepishly: "Sorry, it's an occupational disease."
I really can't blame him. Everyone in the East Palace talks like this every day. The characteristic of bad habits is that they can't be corrected for a while.
Chen Yan gave him a letter, which was full of gossip about parents. Only the corresponding mother letter can reveal the real content. It doesn't matter even if someone intercepts it.
The little eunuch received the letter and said solemnly: "General, don't worry, even if my servant is shattered to pieces, I will definitely bring the letter safely."
Chen Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't play too much."
The little eunuch burst into tears. This was what he had to do if he wanted to survive in the East Palace, a place that eats people without spitting out their bones.
Silently he took out the "East Palace Survival Manual" and gave it to him, then turned and left.
Chen Yan flipped through it a few times, and found that it was full of extremely exaggerated and coaxing words. It was unforgettable after just one glance.
He closed the book in disgust, and when he entered the house, he saw the stone lion from the corner of his eye, and his brain reacted first -
Ah, this tall and mighty stone lion looks so much like a mighty man on the grassland!
After being stunned for three seconds, Chen Yan cursed for the first time in his life:
Damn, it’s poisonous!
The author has something to say: Wei Sushen's first pot of gold in the palace: Once, the system brainwashed him with descriptions of Mary Sue, but now he sells them at high prices to harm others.
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