When the Peak Meets Peak Crazy

Chapter 18: Don't laugh when you are lying drunk on the battlefield

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Wei Sushen finally blocked Fang Shan's mouth temporarily with a bottle of fruit beer.

Although he was not very satisfied with the extra fruity taste, Fang Shan still drank it after taking it.

After drinking three bottles in a row, I felt sleepy. I lay down on the bed, straightened my legs, and fell asleep.

It was not until dawn, and in the middle of the night, Fang Shan was awakened by the sound of typing on the keyboard. Fang Shan opened his eyes a crack and saw Wei Sushen chatting with Renwang.

"Hey, pure female college student." After Fang Shan saw the profile picture, gossip overcame his sleepiness and came over to watch the fun.

There were a lot of input boxes on the screen, and it looked like the conversation lasted quite a long time.

Fang Shan: "What are you talking about?"

"price."

Fang Shan covered his eyes with his wings, with an expression that said, "I saw you wrong. There is obviously a chicken in the room, but you secretly ordered takeout."

Wei Sushen didn't expect it to be a serious chicken, so he said calmly: "Stop your imagination."

Fang Shan moved his paws, trying to reach the remaining bottle of fruit beer, but Wei Sushen intercepted him in mid-air: "Drinking is prohibited in the middle of the night."

I had to give up in frustration.

At this time, a line of text popped up on the screen: OK, then 50,000.

Fang Shan glanced at their chat history: "The dead female college student's roommate?"

Wei Sushen nodded. He was lucky. He followed the deleted post and found that the poster was the roommate of the deceased. This person is used to sharing everything online and uploads different photos every day.

"I asked her to rummage through the deceased's belongings, especially bottles and jars such as cosmetics, and then send them over."

Fang Shan laughed: "She doesn't think it's suspicious?"

Wei Sushen used the name of the deceased's boyfriend. Of course, this identity was full of loopholes, but it was just an excuse to allow the other party to accept the money with "peace of mind".

Fang Shan stared at the girl's profile picture, and the last sentence in the chat box comforted Wei Sushen not to be too sad, mocking: "Hypocrisy."

Wei Sushen: "The hospital has determined death from heatstroke. Even if she has doubts, she will not be troubled by money."

Before chatting, Wei Sushen had visited the female student's personal space, and it could be summed up as vanity.

The delivery address he provided was the house where Miaojiang Gu girl lived, and the courier in the same city arrived the next day. The courier directly sent a text message and dropped the courier at the store at the entrance of the community, saving Wei Sushen a lot of effort.

Fifty thousand yuan was not in vain. The package was quite large. It contained not only cosmetics but also several pieces of clothing. I guess it was unlucky to leave it in the dormitory.

Wei Sushen took it back and studied it slowly. There were several slimming creams among them. After thinking about it, he took out the bottle that he used the most.

Fang Shan: "Why don't you try applying it?"

Wei Su Shen: "Be careful your chicken feathers fall out."

When Fang Shan heard this, he subconsciously tensed up his body.

In fact, it is easy to distinguish, the others are all big brands, but the small bottle he picked up has never been heard of.

Fang Shan leaned over and smelled it, then immediately flew to the bathroom to retching.

Seeing how uncomfortable it was, Wei Sushen lowered his head and sniffed it, only to smell a faint fragrance of papaya.

The paste is transparent red with dots of white dots mixed in the middle, which is quite nice.

Fang Shan flew out feebly and complained: "The spirit-calling physique also has its disadvantages."

This constitution is too sensitive to some dirty things.

After the lid was put on, Fang Shan was obviously much better.

"There is a rotten smell in it." Fang Shan said with experience, and he is an expert at performing tasks: "If I guessed correctly, it should be mixed with the flesh and blood of starving ghosts."

Wei Sushen frowned in disgust.

Fang Shan smiled maliciously, snatched the slimming cream from his hand, and opened it again under his nose.

Wei Sushen said calmly: "Who said not long ago that you want to be with me forever."

Fang Shan felt that Sherry was waving to him not far away. He hesitated for a moment, put the things back to their original places, and said by the way: "Actually, if used properly, it may really become a weight loss product, but what is added in it? The amount is too big, and it will kill people."

Wei Sushen: "Can the flesh and blood of a starving ghost really have such miraculous effects?"

"There are all kinds of wonders in the world," Fang Shan showed off his knowledge: "I once met someone who sold Mengpo soup mixed with water, which specializes in treating emotional injuries."

Speaking of this, there was a sense of gnashing of teeth: "The host I brought with me at that time actually wanted to trick me into drinking it and forgetting my love for wine."

Wei Sushen thought thoughtfully and realized that he was not the only one who disliked systematic drinking.

Fang Shan sneered: "He forgot that there are some things that even if you forget them in your heart, you will still fall in love with them when you meet them again."

Wei Su Shen let out a 'hehe'. Drinking wine can reveal the philosophy of life. This is probably the first one in front of him.

If he wanted to make further discoveries, he had to find the source of the slimming cream. However, the brand could not be found online. Before Wei Sushen had time to investigate, news spread that Mr. Xiao was coming the next day.

Xiao Zhitong issued a ban. He couldn't go out at will for the past two days. He had to make sure everyone was there when the old man came.

Xiao Jun was obviously a little nervous. Occasionally, he bumped into him in the corridor. The latter did not ridicule his big cock. He obviously respected his grandpa who was about to arrive more than he loved him.

"Aren't you afraid?" Xiao Qi's calmness puzzled him.

Wei Sushen said slowly: "He will kill you?"

Xiao Jun quickly said: "How is that possible!"

Wei Sushen: "Hitting and scolding at will?"

Xiao Jun waved his hands repeatedly. Although grandpa was very strict, he was not unreasonable.

Wei Sushen asked: "So what are you worried about?"

When he said this, Xiao Jun inexplicably lost some of his nervousness. The main reason was that his parents had taught him not to make any mistakes in front of his grandfather since he was a child. If things go on like this, he will naturally become cautious when facing his grandfather.

It happened that Xiao Zhitong came upstairs and saw Wei Sushen telling him: "Take care of your chickens."

Fang Shan looked innocent and didn't understand what he had done wrong.

Wei Sushen carried him into the room: "Don't touch porcelain this time."

Fang Shan felt a little regretful.

Wei Sushen added: "We can try another way."

Huang Dou's eyes turned intelligently and he had an idea.

Early the next morning, the noise of the servants cleaning was so noisy that it was impossible to continue sleeping.

The breakfast is not too rich, but the presentation is very particular, and most of the varieties are vegetables. It is said that Mr. Xiao does not like to eat meat.

Wei Sushen came out of the shower and clearly felt that the atmosphere in the living room was more solemn. Sitting at the head of the dining table was a spirited old man. His hair was still very black, mixed with some silver threads, his facial features were still three-dimensional, and his eyes were sharp and lively. .

The most eye-catching thing is the black dog beside him, majestic, with long and smooth hair.

Fang Shan lowered his voice and communicated with Wei Sushen: "Since ancient times, chickens and dogs have been restless, and I want to peck at them."

The big black dog seemed to feel the hostility and stared at the place, originally glaring angrily. However, when it saw the big rooster holding its head high and its chest high, it looked like it didn't take it seriously, so it ran over and barked twice.

It's not the kind of roar that makes people scared, but rather a bit flattering.

Wei Sushen: "Is this... falling in love?"

Fang Shan pecked him hard through his clothes.

Wei Sushen helped a friend raise a wolf dog for a period of time. Strangely speaking, the dog was very fierce and liked to bark at everyone it saw. Except for him and his father, it was very well-behaved. To paraphrase his friend, wolfdogs like cute and arrogant animals. The more they ignore them, the more closely they will follow them wagging their tails.

Although I don’t know if all wolfdogs are the same in the world, the one in front of me seems to agree with this principle.

Fang Shan looked at the black dog barking happily at him with a look of disgust on his face.