When he woke up in the morning, the weather was just right, and the sparrows on the branches in the courtyard were chirping non-stop. Fang Shan sat up and shook his head, trying to get rid of the alcohol all over his body.
A glass of honey water was handed to him. Wei Sushen looked particularly handsome in the sunshine. This situation can only be described as warm, but Fang Shan saw a trace of hidden murderous intent in the eyes of the other party.
"Good morning." He moved his paw tentatively.
The coldness in Wei Sushen's eyes disappeared, replaced by a faint smile on his face.
Based on her understanding of him, Fang Shan was sure that he had done something irreversible while drunk.
Wei Sushen spoke in a very gentle tone: "Forgot?"
Fang Shan pursed her lips on the rim of the cup and carefully drank the honey water little by little, showing the image of a well-behaved baby.
Wei Sushen 'kindly' helped him recall: "Dragon Knight."
Fang Shan almost squirted out a mouthful of honey water, conjecturing that he accidentally spoke his true feelings while drunk. Trying to be selfless, he said, "If the host doesn't mind, it doesn't matter if I'm a dragon."
Wei Sushen refused coldly: "Change the plane."
The destructive power itself is extremely large. If the system is allowed to have the power of the dragon clan, it will probably cause huge troubles.
Conflicting opinions, Fang Shan let him make his own choice. Since the last program update, dozens of small worlds have been derived under each major category, which is enough to dazzle anyone.
Wei Sushen didn't choose to have obsessive-compulsive disorder, but he didn't bother to read them all.
Fang Shan understood something from his subtle expression and suggested: "How about random?"
Wei Sushen frowned slightly: "Is it too perfunctory?"
Among the huge number of tasks, it is possible to pick a not so good one.
Fang Shan was already sitting on the edge of the bed at some point, with his legs crossed and his eyes dark: "Actually, it's the same as buying a lottery ticket. Which one has a greater chance of winning, one that chooses carefully or one that chooses by machine?"
This itself is an unsolvable problem.
After speaking, he let out a long sigh: "For us, picking a good task is the same probability as winning a lottery ticket."
It's a cruel reality but it makes sense. Wei Sushen is not a sloppy person: "Then it's random."
Fang Shan did not react immediately, and was silent for a moment, saying: "This time, we will definitely be able to make a positive out of a negative."
Wei Sushen's eyes showed no movement, and Fang Shan coughed lightly: "Later, I will generate QR codes for all worlds, and rotate them every 0.1 seconds. The host can scan them with brain waves."
When the two people's consciousnesses were connected, Wei Sushen felt as if he was in a huge palace. From the ceiling to the wall tiles, everything was composed of QR codes. They were rotating crazily, like the exploding information age.
Wei Sushen casually scanned a code, and the familiar dizziness swept over him the next moment.
A vast white mist filled the sky and the earth, and Wei Sushen fell from mid-air. This was the flaw of random teleportation, and the teleportation point was completely out of control.
Through the hazy fog, Wei Sushen quickly determined that the original body had fallen from a tall and tall tree. In the previous few worlds, he had accepted bodies from those who committed suicide and those who drowned... But this was the first time that he was frightened to death before he even hit the ground after falling from a tree.
The expected pain did not come, but instead there were countless splashes of crystal water. The hot springs played a great buffering role. In the mist, not far away from him, a woman was taking a bath. Wei Sushen quickly looked away, but unexpectedly the woman put on her coat and walked towards him.
With a 'snap', his jade arm stretched out and pressed against the rock behind. The close distance made Wei Sushen's eyes flash with coldness. Considering that the woman was only wrapped in a layer of outer clothing, and he was the first to take advantage of it, he resisted the thought of throwing her over his shoulder.
"Tell me, who sent you to seduce me?" The woman's voice contained a suppressed anger. Her complexion was slightly flushed, and the temperature of the surrounding spring water rose rapidly. Either there was something wrong with her practice, or she was drugged.
The brief silence exhausted the woman's patience, and she slapped him with a palm, preparing to take his life.
Wei Sushen had released the Gu insects from the very beginning to prepare for emergencies. As long as he gives the order, the Gu insect can immediately get into the opponent's heart. Realizing that this body was approaching with force, Wei Sushen didn't do anything right. He dodged sideways and slapped the bottom of the water hard with his other hand. The water spray instantly shook into water columns of more than ten meters. Wei Sushen seized the opportunity and punched the woman. Swing out and escape while the opponent is dodging.
After exiting about a few hundred meters away, I looked back to make sure no one was following me, then I changed direction and continued moving forward.
Walking through the woods, Wei Sushen whispered: "Come out."
Fang Shan got rid of his sojourn state and walked side by side with him in the blink of an eye. The two finally stopped on a low land in the mountains. When the mountain wind blew, Wei Sushen's soaked clothes wafted a strong and inferior fragrance.
This is of course not his own effect, but the original owner's dressing preference.
"Opportunistic choice?" Wei Sushen turned his face and looked at him with extremely complicated eyes.
Fang Shan heard the gnashing of teeth from his tone, and said softly: "I didn't expect to be so unlucky."
Wei Sushen raised his face slightly and covered his eyes with one hand.
The behavior of the woman just now had already made him have bad suspicions, mobilizing the memory of the original owner, and the last trace of luck was wiped out... The world he lives in now is a world where women are superior to men. The original person had a heroic face, which did not fit the aesthetics of this era, and was classified as ugly and unsalable. In anger, he relied on some martial arts skills to start a flower-picking thief, but he failed the first time he tried. An ending in which he died before he left the battlefield.
"Can you diagnose your pulse?" He suddenly asked something irrelevant.
Fang Shan shook his head: "Are you feeling well?"
Wei Sushen: "I just find it strange that this body can do Qinggong. It shouldn't be frightened to death just by falling from a tree."
Fang Shan: "Rather than being scared to death, it is more likely to be caused by peeping at others bathing, adrenaline surges, and being overly excited."
“…”
Fang Shan pulled him to the nearby river, and Wei Su Shen's face was reflected in the trickling water. In modern times, this face was handsome enough to be popular among countless girls, but it was a pity that he was born at the wrong time.
The initial headache was over, Wei Sushen's eyes were already calm, and he checked the mission first.
Task progress: 0
Optional task one: Is my daughter beautiful
Optional Mission 2: The Ugly Man’s Counterattack
Optional mission three: Gathering grass to reach the Palace of the Dead
It had been a long time since a small task was carried out on a single unit. Wei Sushen suppressed a slight surprise and re-examined the three options. After thinking for a while, he asked: "Which one do you want to choose?"
Fang Shan: "Three!"
Wei Sushen nodded, eliminating a wrong option.
He made a slight movement, and Fang Shan knew what he was planning: "The first task is to ensure the safety of a man by dressing up as a woman. As for the second one, a counterattack also requires capital. With all due respect, the appearance of the host has never been the same in this world." I don’t even have the money to eat.”
“…”
We are not afraid of system violence, but we are afraid of his reasoning.
Wei Sushen was convinced by the other party's theory and chose task three.
Task: Gather grass to reach the Palace of the Dead.
Note: As one of the four major forces in the world, the Palace of the Dead protects peace within a hundred miles, and only beautiful people can enter the sphere of influence. Please pick the love-forgetting grass growing in the Palace of the Dead within the specified time.
Fang Shan licked his lips and said regretfully: "It's too innocent, it's really just picking grass."
Wei Sushen looked at him with normal eyes: "Feel aggrieved?"
Fang Shan shook his head seriously.
The two focused on the task. Fang Shan believed that his makeup skills were at a divine level, but the contours could be weakened and the look could be changed, but the figure could not be faked.
Wei Sushen's figure of just over 1.8 meters in golden proportions would be considered an eighth-level disability in a country where women are respected.
The person involved said calmly: "Bundled sales."
"Um?"
Wei Sushen looked at him, saying nothing.
Fang Shan instantly understood that he wanted to continue his experience in the world of cultivation. But it is indeed the most convenient way. According to his appearance, the Palace of the Dead cannot refuse him, so he can just take the host with him when the time comes.
Thinking of this, Fang Shan snapped his fingers and shouted 666 to transform. Under Wei Sushen's thoughtful eyes, he transformed from a coquettish little lover into a beautiful flower of the high mountains.
"Let's go." Fang Shan looked at the sky: "It's too late and it's getting dark, which is not conducive for me to use the color."
The Palace of the Dead is located to the west, which is still a long way away from where they are. They used Qinggong all the way to reach it, and it was already nightfall.
Fang Shan took out a candle out of thin air and illuminated his face, ensuring that passers-by could see his beauty clearly.
Wei Sushen did not investigate where the candle came from and commented: "You will only scare people."
The man with disheveled hair, dressed in white and more exposed, was walking on the mountain road holding a candle. No one would call him "evil" when he saw this.
As if to confirm his idea, several young women who had finished drinking and holding hands were wandering around in the forest chatting and laughing when they suddenly saw Fang Shan and couldn't help but scream.
When walking back, he saw Wei Su Shen again and screamed even more fiercely.
"My eyes!" Some people couldn't help but cover their eyes. How could this person be so ugly
The Palace of the Dead is the most bizarre existence in the world. The people in the Palace of the Dead are highly skilled in martial arts, but within the scope of their protection, many are ordinary people. On the contrary, the other three sects are surrounded by small martial arts families. Only outstanding family disciples are qualified to stay, and the rest will be sent to manage the family's properties in other places as soon as they reach adulthood. Only under strict standards can power be completely consolidated.
The Palace of the Dead has always looked down upon these rules, and has taken a wild path... relying on beauty to commit crimes.
It is no exaggeration to say that almost all the most beautiful beauties in the world live in the Palace of the Dead. Since ancient times, they have died under peonies. There have been countless forces that have married people in the Palace of the Dead. Over time, the forces that were looked down upon by everyone at the beginning have developed into towering trees. The relationship between them is so complicated that no one can shake it for a while.
Fang Shan happened to meet a few ordinary people and deliberately let them run away without stopping them. Not long after, these people called over the disciples of the Palace of the Dead who were patrolling the mountain. The leading woman was very tall. She drew her long sword and said with murderous intent: "Who dares to play tricks in my Palace of the Dead?"
When the situation was about to break out, a particularly low and sweet voice came: "Beauty."
The woman was slightly startled.
Fang Shan gently pushed her wind-blown hair behind her ears and extinguished the candle with a wave of her long sleeves. People who practice martial arts generally have good eyesight, and with the help of the moonlight, the disciples of the Palace of the Dead can barely see the faces of the people in front of them.
Without the strange lighting of the candle, this face was revealed in its most original form: a truly beautiful face.
It's a pity that the darkness cannot fully display his beauty, which makes him beautiful, but not to the point of moving people.
Wei Sushen suddenly took a step closer to Fang Shan. Fang Shan raised his eyebrows and whispered: "What are you doing?"
Wei Sushen said calmly: "Let them think you are amazing."
Sure enough, when they compared the two sides, Fang Shan was instantly breathtakingly beautiful in their eyes.
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