When the Peak Meets Peak Crazy

Chapter 240: Beauty is in the eyes of beholder

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The irritable Immortal encountered once in ten thousand years, and it floated up and down in front of Wei Sushen, signaling that he would admit defeat.

Wei Sushen did not move, and Fang Shan did not show up either. He just waited for the day to pass completely.

The plan to lure the enemy failed, and Wu Mie completely withered. Wei Sushen didn't forget to add insult to injury and said softly: "Are you giving up now?"

Bu Nian could not bear the deliberate ridicule of others and continued to search frantically without giving up.

Every crack in the rocks, every patch of grass, everything in this world is invisible to it, but there is no trace of Fang Shan.

Wei Sushen thought of the treasures that had been sacrificed to heaven in the system, and suddenly said: "How about this, you give me a treasure, and I will reveal an information point to you."

Immortal stood motionless in mid-air, and for a long time he broke off a small piece of thin clothing from his body and gave it to him.

The world is just a dream, and everything in it is illusion. If it is a treasure, it is only itself.

System prompt: Obtain immortal skeleton x1; edible;

After consumption, it automatically resists 80% of mental damage from the outside world.

Wei Sushen lowered his eyes and looked at it for a moment, and finally understood what it meant to sound powerful but be useless.

Fang Shan: "It will be very beneficial to go to a plane with super powers in the future."

Wei Sushen put it in his pocket, looked at Wu Mie and said, "He is right here."

Wu Mie bounced for a moment, regained his energy and began to dig three feet deep in the Scripture Pavilion to search.

To be fair, facing its stupidity, not even the slightest joy of victory can be born.

They agreed on a day, but in the end it took a whole day and a night, and Wu Mie gave up in frustration.

"You can come out now."

Fang Shan made no move for a long time: "I want to make sure it has been squeezed dry."

“…”

Finally, at the moment when the immortal shook the god, Fang Shan deliberately appeared from behind it, and saw that it was transformed into a living person. The immortal was stiff because of the shock.

Fang Shan lied seriously: "Actually, I'm hiding it in the bookshelf."

Immortal shook his head violently, indicating that it was impossible.

Fang Shan looked at it with sympathy: "That's true."

After suffering a huge blow, Wu Mie curled up into a ball and ignored the two of them.

Fang Shan: "Remember to send us back tomorrow morning."

Bu Ming shook his head and responded negatively.

Fortunately, the remaining conscience prevented the system from continuing to tease him, and he prepared to use the few moments to have a farewell ceremony.

Wei Sushen had no intention of getting too close to Bai Yiqing. It was not a pleasant experience to be so weak that he could hardly walk, so in the end only Fang Shan came to the back mountain.

Fallen leaves and flying flowers were lifted into the air by the tip of the sword, and were injured by the sword energy and fell into pieces.

Bai Yiqing was focused on practicing his sword without any distractions. When he heard the noise, he stabbed him with his sword mercilessly.

Fang Shan refused to dodge, and the sword tip stopped a few inches away from his chest.

"What are you doing here?"

Fang Shan sighed... Why do people always ask nonsense questions

Bai Yiqing put away his sword: "You have to leave."

He used a determined tone.

Fang Shan: "The sea is vast and the fish can leap. I'm going to go to other places to experience it."

Bai Yiqing: "It seems that you have found a way to solve the love crisis."

Fang Shan didn't answer, just stared at him, his gaze so wild that even Bai Yiqing felt slightly uncomfortable.

"Pay attention to your manners."

This kind of lecturing tone is similar to that of the host.

Fang Shan pursed her lips, put away the usual wandering smile in her eyes, looked at him and said meaningfully: "Maybe in another dream, we were in love."

Bai Yiqing was startled.

After a rare moment of being distracted, when he came back to his senses, he only saw a receding figure in the distance. He shook his head and ignored the subtle feelings in his heart, and continued practicing his sword.

Meeting Buddha on the way, he took Fang Shan to another road and said at the same time: "I can turn a blind eye to you secretly going to the Sutra Pavilion yesterday, but I can't close both eyes."

The implication is that it is impossible to let him in and become a monster now.

Fang Shan was thinking about another aspect. It turns out that the real gatekeeper of the Sutra Pavilion is the Buddha. After thinking about it, he clasped his hands together and said something like Amitabha: "These days, I have been taken care of by the Buddha."

Buddha returned the favor.

Wu Mie and Wei Su Shen were sent back to the Zen room. When Fang Shan pushed the door open and entered, Wei Su Shen rested on one side and took a nap. Wu Mie... was motionless on the window sill, unable to tell whether he was alive or dead.

"The ability to withstand strikes is too poor."

Wei Sushen was awakened by Jingjing and said calmly: "Does the fact that the private meeting is over mean that we can leave now?"

Fang Shan coughed lightly and corrected forcefully: "It's just a meeting between friends."

Wei Sushen twitched the corners of his lips and added an adjective: "The last meeting."

The hint made him extinguish all thoughts that he shouldn't have.

Fang Shan swore that he would never have second thoughts, and took the initiative to push the unconscious Wu Mie: "Send us back."

Immortal half-opened his eyes and looked at him displeased.

Fang Shan gradually tightened his fingers and said with a smile: "Now, immediately."

Fortunately, Wu Mie did a good job in keeping his promise. After a moment of dizziness, Wei Su Shen disappeared in front of Fang Shan, and when he opened his eyes again, he was in a wonderful time and space tunnel.

Also accompanying us is System 121.

Fang Shan frowned: "Where are the other two?"

System 121 had a sad expression: "I don't know. I accidentally discovered the true face of Immortal. If they hadn't discovered it, they might have been trapped in the illusory world forever."

Fang Shan pretended to be sad for a while.

After a while, the two stopped acting coyly, and Fang Shan suddenly asked, "I remember you worked decades before me."

System 121 nodded: "Those in the same batch as me have either changed jobs or been laid off."

Fang Shan seemed to say casually: "So you also know something about some things that happened in the former headquarters."

System 121 is alert: "Not entirely."

Fang Shan smiled so hard that it made people feel chilled from the bottom of his heart, and began to ask about things about himself.

System 121 smiled weakly: "You made a mistake, and the headquarters..."

Fang Shan waved his hand.

System 121 realized that since he asked, he must have learned something through immortality.

Fang Shan: "Just tell me about your past relationships."

He always has many tricks. He first asks something that the other party cannot answer, and then throws out something that he can barely answer, so as to get the answer he really wants to know.

Sure enough, System 121 breathed a sigh of relief: "Enemies can go around the headquarters for a half circle, but only friends."

I wanted to ask who had the most grudges, but Fang Shan changed his mind for some reason as he spoke: "Who are your friends?"

"System 001, System 083." System 121 said: "But 083 died in an accident later."

"Where's 001?"

System 121: "001 is the oldest system. We had a good relationship at first. After your accident, I thought he would find you to regain our friendship."

Fang Shan: "What's his personality like?"

System 121 was amused: "If I play well with you, what kind of personality could I have?"

Someone who can play with him... Fang Shan thought about it and shuddered.

The transmission in the space-time tunnel is very slow. After Fang Shan returned to the real world, Wei Sushen woke up long ago and disappeared.

The time here is still nine o'clock in the morning, and the sunlight awakens people's consciousness to the maximum extent. Fang Shan observes the birds outside the window, and the scene before leaving emerges in his mind.

If I remember correctly, he disappeared in front of everyone at the dinner table.

Wei Sushen was not in the room, and Fang Shan thought about the situation he might face after going downstairs: Taoist priests have the greatest chance of exorcising demons.

There was only the little fat man playing video games downstairs. Normally he wouldn't be so blatant. It was obvious that Jiang Meiling and Wei Ye were not here at the moment.

He took a bag of snacks and sat aside, making some insinuations about what happened after he disappeared that night.

The little fat man slammed the sofa: "Brother is so awesome, but I haven't figured out the principle of magic yet."

"magic?"

The little fat man kept chattering.

Fang Shan took notes in his mind, and based on the other party's words, he could summarize it as follows: Wei Sushen did a magic trick, and then Wei Ye was kicked out of the house.

For a moment, the system deeply suspected that Wei Ye was a paid navy soldier who was always on the front line.

The door was opened. Wei Sushen, who had just finished his morning run, half of his clothes were soaked with sweat. He nodded when he saw Fang Shan.

Their eyes met, and the two communicated through their eyes. Fang Shan glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that the little fat man was still trapped in the game world, unaware of everything happening in the outside world, and couldn't help but shook his head... He would definitely be single for the rest of his life.

After taking a shower, Wei Sushen changed into clean clothes and appeared in front of Fang Shan. The air outside was now good, and it was a pleasure to walk around the lawn.

Fang Shan took the initiative to open the topic: "Your father... you are really a strong person."

"No need to praise," Wei Sushen tilted his head: "He will be proud."

“…”

After a moment of silence, Fang Shan spoke again: "The one who was stuck...how is the situation now?"

Regarding the illegal immigration system, Wei Sushen really forgot about it for a while. After he said it, he called to inquire.

The call ended quickly, and Wei Sushen said with satisfaction: "It's still stuck."

Fang Shan felt a brief sympathy. He had been doing the splits for so long, it was really hard for that man.

"Take me to see what's going on."

As a former workaholic, Wei Sushen went to the company less frequently to check in after meeting Fang Shan. Employees who no longer had to live in a high-pressure environment every day could only applaud Mr. Wei, this mysterious little lover.

When they learned that Boss Ba was coming to inspect the company, everyone was extremely cautious. Occasionally, uncontrollable curiosity still drifted towards Fang Shan.

—Sure enough!

Although the shop has long been transferred, the former coffee shop owner still brews a cup every day.

There are not many people in the studio, they are all top tech geeks. The originally paralyzed face was now moving in a distorted manner... representing the master's excitement.

Fang Shan glanced at the codes dancing on the screen and admired the patience of both parties.

"Didn't you say that the winner is about to be decided?"

The programmer looked excited; "You have to eat the cake one bite at a time, otherwise you will get bored."

Fang Shan originally thought about releasing a code to communicate with the intruded system when he was not prepared, but seeing the excited and slightly abnormal expressions of several programmers, especially the coffee shop owner, he temporarily gave up on this dangerous idea.

At this time, Wei Sushen issued a death order: "End it before tomorrow morning."

The coffee shop owner looked unsatisfied, but his boss gave the order and nodded.

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