System 001: "If you agree, I will die for you."
As he spoke, the man's eyes and brows revealed a sinister look.
Fang Shan thought for a second and asked seriously: "Is this true?"
System 001's momentum weakened for a second and refused to answer the question.
Thinking of Wei Sushen's mention of the following scenes, Fang Shan couldn't help but ask: "How much have you prepared in total?"
Wei Sushen: "The number is the same as our last cross talk world tour."
"… Knot!"
Can't wait a second now!
Getting married is no child's play, especially if it's of the same gender.
The man sneered: "Aren't you the best at dressing up as a woman?"
Fang Shan: “It’s too well-known and not appropriate.”
According to his efforts during this period, his romance with Wei Su Shen has almost become a household name.
Wei Sushen made a rough estimate: "Start preparations now, it will take about two weeks."
Fang Shan nodded, no problem, and just hoped that his ears would be quieter in the short term.
As Fang Shan and System 001 speculated, the first species to be born was the demon.
It is not easy for a person to become a ghost. First of all, he must have weak cultivation and persistent obsession. The former was almost impossible before. Since the novices guided him, people with some cultivation have sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain.
Cultivation is accompanied by competition, and many people have already lost their lives before the spiritual energy has truly recovered.
Fang Shan printed several false business cards of the Celestial Master and prepared to find "destined people" to distribute them. Unexpectedly, before he could take action, someone came to visit him first.
The visitor is an old acquaintance of Wei Su Shen: Pei Yang.
Fang Shan was a little excited when she saw him, and asked Wei Sushen privately: "Is he on our wedding list?"
Wei Sushen nodded.
Fang Shan immediately put on a thoughtful smile and walked up to Pei Yang: "I will serve you wholeheartedly."
Just as Pei Yang was about to say thank you, Fang Shan put on a realistic face: "The price is extra, and remember to get a big red envelope at the wedding."
Pei Yang nodded. He had just received the wedding invitation this morning. After being surprised, his first reaction was that these two were a perfect match.
"Speaking of which, what happened to me has something to do with the wedding."
He does not have the habit of smoking. When he is in a bad mood, he likes to rub the cup handle with his fingertips: "My wife's due date is approaching, but these days I always dream about another woman in my sleep."
Fang Shan said lightly: "It's a great idea."
Pei Yang smiled bitterly: "It's not what you think. That woman is wearing a red wedding dress and cries in my dream every day. Her voice is like a frightened baby."
Fang Shan suddenly said: "A few nights ago, there was lightning and thunder. Did you have any adventures?"
Pei Yang nodded and said directly: "I am also in that group, but I used a pseudonym."
Fang Shan gently pressed his wrist. The top-notch water spirit root was different from ordinary men. The yang energy in his body was not too strong. No wonder he would attract the attention of evil things.
"She wants to marry you secretly."
Pei Yang more or less guessed a few things, but it was still a bit subtle when he actually heard what happened.
Ghost marriage is usually a marriage after death, but he is still alive in this world.
Fang Shan: "What have you bought recently?"
Pei Yang: "The baby's gold jewelry is specially made to order."
He is a very shrewd person. The first thing he thinks about after having a strange dream is whether he has come into contact with something unclean. He is worried that if he throws it away, someone else will pick it up and suffer bad luck. Therefore, all his recent income, including gold jewelry, has been lost. Locked in the attic.
Fang Shan: "Let me see."
Pei Yang called the servant at home, and soon the things were packed and brought.
Fang Shan looked at the pattern on it, touched the material, and said with a smile: "It's not a big problem, but part of this gold should have been recycled and reprocessed, and its previous owner died a tragic death."
Pei Yang: "Is there any way?"
Fang Shan nodded: "Just leave the things, I will take care of the rest."
When Pei Yang left, Fang Shan waved enthusiastically and once again seemed to casually mention the money for the wedding. The latter couldn't laugh or cry, and repeatedly promised that there would be a generous gift.
After he left, System 001 walked out of the room: "Is it solved?"
Fang Shan pointed to the gold jewelry on the table.
The man stared at it for a long time and said something interesting.
Fang Shan looked at Wei Sushen with great interest: "Do you want to..."
Before he could finish speaking, Wei Sushen had already alerted him: "I don't want to."
Fang Shan stood up and said something in the other person's ear. Wei Sushen's expression gradually softened and he nodded.
That day, Fang Shan made a lot of preparations until nightfall. He put the gold jewelry under his pillow, said a few words to the crystal ball, and encouraged Wei Sushen to sleep with him on the pillow.
Wei Sushen was not usually able to fall asleep as soon as he touched the pillow, and the quality of his sleep was not even very good. However, as soon as he lay down this time, he felt a strong sense of exhaustion.
The world in the dream was very noisy. As soon as Wei Sushen opened his eyes, he was standing at the door of the hotel, with Fang Shan on his right.
"What is this place?"
Fang Shan smiled: "Since it is a ghost marriage, it is naturally the place to get married."
Wei Sushen's understanding of underworld marriage is full of feudal mystery. At least two things are essential: red candles and wedding clothes.
However, what he saw in front of him broke his inherent understanding... The hotel, the red carpet, and the busy waiters all revealed a sense of joy.
"Try to talk to them as little as possible," Fang Shan whispered, "so as not to be contaminated by the yin energy."
Wei Sushen: "Are these people ghosts?"
Fang Shan nodded: "The lowest kind."
After all, it has not yet reached the era of true universal cultivation. No matter how angry you are during your lifetime, you still do not have the conditions to turn into a powerful ghost after your death.
"But don't underestimate them. Although they can't kill you, they can make you weak and stay in bed for a long time."
While the two were talking, a luxury car suddenly stopped behind them. The female ghost who walked out of it was wearing a red wedding dress. The design was simple and novel, in line with modern people's aesthetics.
When she saw them, the female ghost's lips seemed to turn redder: "Why have they been replaced?"
After a while, he said to himself: "Younger and handsome, that's not bad either."
Only then did Fang Shan speak: "Both of us belong together."
The female ghost's perfect makeup showed a bit of ferocity: "Whatever I like is mine."
The long nails seemed to want to slide across Fang Shan's fair face: "It doesn't matter who you like, you will come to accompany me soon anyway."
Instead of showing a horrified expression as she expected, Fang Shan was very satisfied and said, "I feel relieved knowing it's an evil ghost."
The female ghost felt that her authority had been challenged. She turned her fingers into claws and attacked Fang Shan's neck without warning.
"Reciprocity is reciprocity." Fang Shan smiled slightly after dodging, and gave her a whip in return.
It was not only the female ghost who was surprised, but also Wei Su Shen. He looked at the system with great confusion: "You actually carry a whip with you."
Fang Shan calmly retracted his whip and said firmly: "You are wrong."
Wei Sushen's eyes became more complicated.
Parts of the red wedding dress were beaten to pieces. The female ghost lowered her head in surprise and looked at the blood marks on her arms with shock. Human power would certainly not be able to harm her. Could this person in front of her be a ghost exorcist
She had only heard about the ghost exorcist and once thought it was just a legend. It is precisely because of this that they act more unscrupulously, and even find living people to marry in the dark.
In order to test Fang Shan's strength, she launched another attack. The result was no surprise, and her appearance was almost disfigured by a whip.
"Master, spare my life!" Ghosts are more attuned to the wind than humans, and they begged for mercy on the spot after they were sure they couldn't be beaten.
This is true for her, not to mention those busy brats behind her. For a moment, they all froze in place and ran tremblingly to the corner, trying to shrink their presence.
Fang Shan showed a kind expression: "No need to be afraid."
As soon as these words came out, the ghosts trembled even more.
Fang Shan struck the ground with his whip, raising clouds of dust, but the smile on his face still looked kind: "Please perform your duties and do not challenge my patience."
Under his threat, the little ghosts had to carry plates one after another as before, and the person in charge of serving dishes was busy going back and forth like a scud.
Seeing this, Fang Shan nodded with satisfaction, then turned to the female ghost and said, "We're just here to borrow a place."
The female ghost carefully changed her honorific name: "What do you want to use it for?"
Fang Shan: "Wedding rehearsal."
“…”
A little kid who was said to be good at math was picked out to temporarily take over the job of collecting gifts at the door, while the other little ghosts were divided into groups according to their talents and performed on stage. Fang Shan and Wei Sushen watched carefully in the audience, selected the programs that best aroused the atmosphere, and prepared to use them at their weddings.
The previously energetic little ghost was sluggish and the female ghost said flatteringly: "Is it almost done?"
Fang Shan nodded: "Go through the cutscenes one last time."
"Transitions?"
Fang Shan was too lazy to explain, but Wei Sushen roughly explained the details of the wedding and asked her to cooperate.
The female ghost didn’t quite understand: “What can I cooperate with?”
Wei Sushen: "Be the master of ceremonies."
He has high requirements for details and strives to make the subsequent wedding flawless.
With tears in her eyes, the female ghost clutched her wedding dress tightly and said, "I was originally going to get married today. Isn't it appropriate to be the master of ceremonies?"
Wei Sushen said nothing, just looked at Fang Shan.
The latter's fingers gently stroked the lines on the whip: "Really?"
The female ghost trembled and said, "... It's quite appropriate."
Wei Sushen rehearsed strictly according to the details of the expected wedding, including walking on the red carpet with Fang Shan.
The female ghost held the microphone, hiding her grievances and trying her best to show a smile: "Today is a good day, welcome all relatives and friends!"
After the words fell, the little devils clapped stiffly.
The female ghost took a deep breath: "It is a great honor to host the wedding of this couple. Let us give them our most sincere blessings with applause!"
On the red carpet, Fang Shan listened to the sparse applause and whispered to Wei Sushen: "It's best to make arrangements with familiar people in advance and let them cheer at the right time and applaud vigorously."
Wei Sushen nodded, deeply convinced.
There were small petals falling from the ceiling at the right time. When the female ghost thought about this romantic scene that was originally prepared for her, she felt sad for a moment and said in a trembling voice: "The male is getting married and the male is getting married. The two newlyweds are a perfect match, a match made in heaven." A pair!"
As he spoke, tears fell like rain.
The author has something to say: Female ghost: Please, be a human being! Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or gave me the nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angels who threw [landmines]: Sonic, Love Rival, Knocking on the Door at Night with a Stick, Ke, and Yanxi Hehehe;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates [nutrient solution]:
24 bottles of Liangsheng and Warm Jade; 10 bottles of sonic and Flowers Smile at Me; 2 bottles of maple syrup mixed with osmanthus sugar; 1 bottle of Mu Ze, Jingxi, Yang Simi and Cheng Jin, and Wind Leaves Traces;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!