Tears fell on the red carpet. The female ghost felt that something was wrong and sniffed her red nose several times.
Unfortunately, the next moment was met with the system's death stare.
"Listen to my explanation," the female ghost sobbed, "These are tears of joy."
Although he knew that she was definitely not telling the truth, Fang Shan decided to accept this reason mercifully.
When the future couple walked to the center of the stage, the heartbroken female ghost asked with a livid face: "Groom, are you willing to marry the bride...groom?"
"Pinch this section off." Wei Sushen said: "The oath is very sacred. We will invite professional priests to come then."
The female ghost tried her best to smile: "You have big fists, I will listen to you."
The wedding was rehearsed three times in total. In order to make it foolproof, Fang Shan originally wanted to do it again, but the ghosts were exhausted, and the female ghost even begged him to give him a good time.
Fang Shan looked disgusted, and finally chose to leave temporarily: "I will burn some paper money for you later."
Female ghost: "..."
Fang Shan: "I'll come back to you if I need anything."
Female ghost: "..."
It wasn't until Fang Shan and Wei Su Shen disappeared from the dream that the female ghost suddenly woke up and said angrily: "Although I have a secret marriage, I am not here to sell it!"
However, the culprits have long disappeared. Of course, if they are still there, the female ghost will never dare to vent her grievances in person.
Wei family.
The crystal ball on the bedside flickered like a broken night light.
Wei Sushen woke up one step before Fang Shan. After opening his eyes and waiting for a moment, he found that the system still showed no sign of waking up. He sat up and looked over in the moonlight, only to realize that the other party was completely asleep.
He suddenly felt that if the next moment was the end of the world, as long as Fang Shan felt sleepy, he would still fall asleep.
After pushing twice but not waking up the system, Wei Sushen put on his coat and walked downstairs.
The moon is very bright tonight, and there are only a few stars hanging in the sky.
Wei Sushen stared at the moonlight for a long time. The next moment, he pulled out several sets of photos from his mobile phone, seeming to be thinking about something.
The philosopher's thinking time was not long. Wei Sushen noticed something strange and raised his head to look in a certain direction in the living room.
Because System 001 was too seriously injured before, the codes of the facial organs were hastily repaired. The eyes did not have the color that humans should have. They looked like electronic eyes in the dark, which was a bit scary.
"The feeling is quite sharp." The man's words were not complimentary, but more like an innuendo.
Wei Sushen looked into his eyes that didn't even conceal his murderous intent, and said quietly: "Want to take advantage of Fang Shan's absence?"
System 001 was glad that waiting and waiting had paid off, and walked towards him: "I can only say hello, why take action?"
Having said that, I can't wait to give the other party a beating from society.
After being with Fang Shan for a long time, Wei Sushen would occasionally say some insulting words, but tonight he was more silent than usual, saying nothing when faced with the provocation of System 001.
"Are you scared?" The man mistook his silence as fear and sarcastically said, "If you beg for mercy, I can consider letting you go temporarily."
Wei Sushen told the truth: "I'm not afraid."
Because he was sitting down, a hint of innocence could be seen in the gap between his raised face.
For a moment, the man actually saw in him the so-called husband and wife appearance of 666.
"When I was kidnapped by you, there was a saying that I agreed with." At this moment, Wei Sushen suddenly started talking more. He looked at System 001, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was exactly the same as the sarcasm on the man's face: "As a human being, you must beware of long nights and many dreams."
"What are you doing?" Almost at the same time as he finished speaking, another voice came in.
Fang Shan stood at the top of the stairs at some point, observing the situation below with dissatisfaction.
The man understood that during the silence just now, Wei Sushen was most likely contacting Fang Shan in his mind and asking him to stand up for him. Thinking of this, he looked at the other party with a very disdainful look: "You are so embarrassed..."
Wei Sushen interrupted him and said calmly: "Yes, I said you bullied me."
He can do this kind of thing more easily than a child.
Fang Shan could vaguely guess what happened. He shook his head helplessly and yawned, "Are you elementary school students?"
He even learned to fight in private.
Wei Sushen: "He was the one who made the first move."
The man's face froze. Are you addicted
Fang Shan moved his fingers and realized that the action was similar to summoning a puppy, so he took the initiative to go down the stairs and brought the uneasy host up.
The man stared at Wei Su Shen's back, a low growl like a beast coming from his throat.
It was originally a warm night, but Wei Sushen felt a bit of cold air creeping down his neck.
"It's not entirely his fault," Fang Shan clearly felt the murderous intent and said lightly, "After all, what you just did was very much like the White Lotus in the story."
Even the third party who invades the house in the bloody TV series would not be so bitchy.
The night passed without incident.
The next day, Wei Sushen drove Fang Shan to Pei Yang's house to do customer return visits.
Pei Yang was in high spirits and his condition was much better than before.
"That strange woman didn't appear in my dream." He smiled: "Last night was one of the few good nights I got in a while."
With that said, he paid the balance neatly.
Fang Shan grinned with satisfaction after receiving the money.
Pei Yang hesitated for a moment and asked, "With my physique, is it easy for me to attract ghosts?"
Fang Shan shook his head, and when the other party breathed a sigh of relief, he added, "It's very easy."
"..." Pei Yang frowned: "Is there any way to prevent it?"
Fang Shan continued to shake his head: "Physique is innate, just like some people have strong yang energy and some people have light horoscopes."
Pei Yang took pleasure in his misery and said half-jokingly: "It seems that I will become your long-term customer in the future."
"Maybe not," it was Wei Su Shen who spoke: "Next time a ghost pulls you into a dream, you can try to tell Fang Shan's name."
Fang Shan's face looked slightly wrong and he sneered, "I'm not as famous as you think."
"You're humble." Wei Sushen said calmly: "After last night, I believe you will become famous among the ghosts."
Pei Yang seemed to have really listened to these words and nodded thoughtfully: "I understand."
When leaving his home, Fang Shan had mixed feelings: "The host actually criticized my reputation outside."
Wei Sushen admitted his mistakes quickly.
Fang Shan solemnly said: "Think twice before speaking. You cannot tell the truth in everything."
Wei Sushen looked at him deeply and nodded.
Fang Shan likes to be busy. If he is not sleepy, he likes to observe the bustling commercial streets outside when riding in the car.
Before I had time to take a few more glances today, I noticed that the direction of the car was very strange. It became more and more erratic, and in the end, even pedestrians were invisible.
Fang Shan speculated: "Are you trying to sell me into a ravine?"
Wei Sushen drove calmly: "I will not do anything to seek money or kill people."
The key is not the life of the system, but the life of the buyer.
Fang Shan felt vaguely that this road looked familiar, and he just thought about where the car had arrived at its destination.
Fang Shan stepped out of the car with a bit of nostalgia in his eyes: "It's been a long time since I've been here."
The factory looks quite dilapidated from the outside. When the mission of the underground kingdom was first released, sex toys were manufactured inside by taking advantage of the concealment here. But the deepest impression he had here was his first encounter with Wei Sushen.
Because of the memories, Fang Shan's eyes couldn't help but soften: "You really didn't deserve to die at that time."
There was sudden movement in front of them. Fang Shan looked over and saw several puppets. From the appearance, they looked very similar to their identities in the plane when they were performing tasks.
"The host's "Puppetry" is getting better and better day by day." Fang Shan commented pertinently.
Having been forced to make so many sex toys for sale, Fang Shan once thought that Wei Sushen had a shadow on "Puppetry". Unexpectedly, the latter not only did not avoid it, but also became better and better at his skills.
Wei Sushen used puppets instead of shadow puppets, allowing them to reinterpret everything that happened since the two met.
From the perspective of a bystander, it is very strange and interesting. After seeing the two worlds, Fang Shan couldn't help but said: "You can still have feelings after being tricked like this. Do you have a tendency to jerk off?"
Wei Sushen already knew how to deal with him, and said without changing his expression: "Thanks to someone for his good training."
“…”
The acting skills and exquisiteness of the puppets are not comparable. After all, they have no expressions, but they are better because of their high degree of restoration. Fang Shan looked at them for a while and said slowly: "Actually, you should let them act out the scene when we first met."
"I regret it."
The lackluster sentence made Fang Shan focus on Wei Sushen: "What do you regret?"
"What I told you when we first met."
Fang Shan recalled some things and found the right starting point: "Call an ambulance for me?"
Frankly speaking, he has never forgotten this sentence. How magnificent are his scientific values to make him doubt himself several times. Even after receiving treatment, his first reaction was to undergo a mental test.
Wei Sushen probably regarded this past as dark history and shook his head slightly.
Fang Shan was curious: "If you could do it again, what would you say if you returned to that point?"
Wei Sushen turned his head and looked at him, his expression particularly focused.
Fang Shan's heart skipped a beat—
No, come again
Without giving him much time to mentally prepare, Wei Sushen already said: "I owe you the favor of saving my life."
Different from the previous times, this time Wei Sushen knelt down on one knee and took out the ring.
Fang Shan stretched out her hand to match his movements, and said at the same time: "Didn't I promise once not long ago?"
"I didn't have time to record it that time." Wei Sushen stood up and pointed to the camera in the corner: "This can be edited into the video material that needs to be played on the wedding day."
“… very thoughtful.”
When the wedding was really put on the agenda, Fang Shan saw what it meant to be detail-oriented. Wei Sushen even took the initiative to ask for another rehearsal with the female ghost.
That night, after falling asleep, I stood in front of the hotel again. The place is still very festively decorated with lanterns and festoons. Fang Shan was about to move forward when he suddenly saw a sign hanging at the door: "Fang Shan is the most loyal friend of mankind and is not allowed to enter to express his feelings."
Fang Shan stared blankly for a few seconds.
The female ghost has a very strong desire to survive. She is sarcastic with a warning, and the warning is also flattering.
The author has something to say: It is expected to be finished in one or two chapters, and then there will be an extra chapter - thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated me with nutrient solution~
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