Door blocking is an indispensable part of a wedding. Usually the bride sits shyly in the room while the groom tries to find a way to break through the many challenges and get in.
No matter who the two of them are, if they play the role of the bride, they will inevitably be regarded as an insult by those who are interested.
In fact, the person involved didn't care at all, and Wei Sushen even said that this boring link could be omitted. Surprisingly, Fang Shan took the initiative to play the role of 'bride'.
Wei Sushen didn't think much and let him go.
The only part of the ghost wedding rehearsal that was not rehearsed was until the wedding day. Wei Sushen suddenly realized that if Fang Shan was the 'bride', the ones who blocked the door would usually be the bridesmaids, and the only friends around Fang Shan who were not friends were System 001 and System 001. 333.
Thinking back to the fact that before the wedding, System 001 was like a tail that couldn't be shaken off every day, wrapping around Fang Shan's back, as if pleading for something, he suddenly felt extremely scared to think about it.
Most of Wei Su Shen's friends were casual acquaintances in shopping malls. On the wedding day, he only invited two of his closest friends. They were probably the young masters who had a lively atmosphere and were usually very serious. They pushed him in and shouted artificially, "Come on."
Wei Sushen curled up the corners of his mouth in a forced manner, stretched out his hand and pushed, and sure enough, the door did not open.
Friends around me joked: "Stuff a red envelope!"
Knowing that it was useless, Wei Sushen still stuffed one symbolically.
There was no reaction from behind the door.
The friend was shocked: "How come your red envelope seems to have disappeared into the sea?"
Wei Sushen sneered: "There will be some ripples if nothing falls into the sea."
This is clearly a pool of stagnant water.
Behind the door, System 001 and System 333 had surprisingly identical expressions... The spring breeze made them feel surprisingly refreshed.
Fang Shan was eating melon seeds and sighed: "It's almost done."
System 001 actually blinked a few drops of fake crocodile tears: "This may be my only comfort for the rest of my life."
Fang Shan broke his lie: "You comfort me too much."
It is estimated that during this period of time, the other party has thought of no fewer than ten plans to compete with Wei Sushen.
Wei Sushen, who was outside, had obviously expected this, and threatened in a cold voice: "Hand over the hostages in your hands."
His friend just thought he was joking and joked casually: "You should say at this time, it would be more appropriate to open the door for me if you have the ability."
System 001: "I have added three layers of protective cover and fifteen formations. If you can come in, I will lose."
His friend was puzzled, but Wei Sushen's eyebrows jumped.
"How do you want to open the door?"
While System 001 was pondering, System 333 said excitedly: "Quick, let him call us daddy."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was kicked to the corner. System 333 stood up holding his waist, and met a pair of overly deep eyes. Fang Shan said coolly: "Then what should I call you?"
After System 333 realized that they were married, Wei Sushen could be considered a person with a background.
Wei Sushen is also a ruthless person, and he actually followed the words and asked: "I call, do you dare to answer?"
System 333 was speechless and could only place its hope on System 001.
There was so much movement here that it attracted many people to watch the fun, including Pei Yang and others.
Wei Ye looked at this 'incompetent' son, and because of Jiang Meiling's warning in advance, he didn't say any more sarcastic words. Jing Jing recorded this scene with her mobile phone, as if preparing to preserve the dark history for a long time.
Seeing more and more people gathering around him, Wei Sushen, instead of feeling embarrassed, raised the corners of his lips: "Are you sure you want to continue watching?"
Some people smiled and said, of course. Although the others did not speak, their actions proved everything.
Fang Shan was in the room, even if he couldn't see the outside world, he could predict Wei Sushen's state. Suddenly he said with pity: "If those people are smart, they should know that it is not a wise choice to stay and watch the joke now."
System 001 wanted to make some sarcastic remarks, but Fang Shan looked at him first: "Fifteen formations, even if you are yourself, it will take time to crack them."
"So what?" System 001 was particularly arrogant, with a clear purpose: to ruin Wei Su Shen's wedding night.
He was probably so proud that he even imitated System 333's movements, placing his hands on his hips to yell.
Unfortunately, this pride did not last for even a second, as a sharp sound pierced the space and reached the eardrums.
System 001 was slightly better, but System 333 couldn't bear it anymore and covered its ears: "Where did the broken gong come from?"
The sound waves were getting louder and louder, like crows announcing a funeral. Even System 001 couldn't bear it and looked at Fang Shan angrily: "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Does blindness mean deafness?"
How could 666 endure such an unpleasant singing voice!
At this moment, Fang Shan opened his mouth... The host chose a love song duet, and he should cooperate both emotionally and rationally.
As the saying goes, an expert will know if something is there as soon as he makes a move. Fang Shan suddenly howled out, and the two systems were almost sent away on the spot.
System 001 finally recovered from his injuries. At this moment, he dropped a few codes and threw out a prop to temporarily block the five senses. However, he soon found that he was happy too early. If he wanted to leave, he had to crack the fifteen he had set. Formation.
In order to ensure that Wei Sushen could not come in, the formation was well-intentioned, and it would take an hour to complete it no matter how fast it was.
Fang Shan and Wei Sushen sang in harmony, and the people outside couldn't leave even if their legs were weak, but the people inside couldn't get out.
System 333 knelt down on his knees: "Heaven is going to kill me!"
Fang Shan naturally would not let the wedding involve anyone's life, including Tong Ming. He raised his fingers at them and mouthed: "A clear path, in exchange for twenty-four hours of no interruption."
System 333 immediately agreed, but System 001 persisted for ten seconds longer due to its deep resentment towards Wei Sushen, and still nodded.
"Very good." Fang Shan nodded with satisfaction and pointed to the window: "God has closed the door for you, but left a window."
“…”
I was forced to lose my mind by two 'gods of songs', and I forgot that there was a ban on the door, but I could still climb through the window.
After surviving, they did not dare to stay for a moment longer and stayed away from the manor.
outside the door.
The friend grabbed Wei Su Shen's sleeve and used his last strength: "Sing, stop singing."
Wei Sushen pulled his paw down ruthlessly and said with his eyes, "Don't make trouble unreasonably." '
The unbearable singing invaded people's willpower. It was Jiang Meiling who finally came to the rescue. Under the warning eyes of the other party, Wei Sushen stopped this tragic harvest.
The rescued people looked at him deeply, helped each other and left.
For a time, only a couple was left in the bustling wedding venue.
Fang Shan calmly finished deciphering the formation and took the initiative to open the door. His eyes bent with a smile: "Congratulations on your success."
Wei Sushen hugged him gently, and for a long time, whispered: "I'm glad."
After all, he is considered a semi-public figure, and he has a wealthy background. The interior of the manor is heavily guarded and cannot be entered, but there are many reporters squatting on the lawn outside. While waiting, they had already thought of several exaggerated titles, but before these ideas could be put into writing, they saw the guests leaving in vain.
It’s not the newlyweds who should be squeezed when getting married, so why is it the other way around
Reporter A: "Do you feel like the guest is overindulging in sexual pleasure?"
Reporter B: "Is there something fishy about the wedding? It's actually a hidden feast?"
Reporter C: “My mind is full of rubbish.”
Reporter B: “…”
Reporter C plucked up the courage and handed the microphone to a big shot with a barely acceptable expression: "Why did the wedding end so quickly?"
The boss is also a character. In that scene, he was afraid that the forensic doctor would not be able to find out the identification results after death, so he actually used his mobile phone to record it.
Reporter C looked at him with a puzzled expression as he reached out and put the phone screen against his ear: "What are you doing..."
Before the last word was asked, the boss had already clicked the play button.
Ah, my love—
A low-quality male voice came from the mobile phone, and the reporter had heard too many unpleasant songs, but this was the first time he had ever seen such a shocking song.
When Fang Shan and Wei Sushen passed through the world where mermaids had special powers, their singing voices, which were not pleasant to begin with, evolved subtly, and the special effects evolved from being a headache to something that could send people to their deaths.
The boss successfully sent the reporter away with a song.
Fang Shan and Wei Sushen were completely unaware of the terrifying scene outside the manor. The villa where they stayed temporarily was temporarily arranged and decorated warmly.
Without the disturbing people blocking the door, Wei Sushen quietly stood side by side with Fang Shan by the window.
Fang Shan: "It ended an hour earlier than we expected."
Wei Sushen: "It doesn't matter."
Anyway, the previous rehearsals have been completed step by step, and what follows is nothing more than boring guest interactive games.
Fang Shan shrugged and turned his head to look at him: "There is still a lot of time, what will you do next?"
Wei Sushen lowered his head and thought seriously, then said after a moment: "Pull the curtains."
“…”
Getting married and having children are two major turning points in life.
Wei Sushen is the former, and Pei Yang is the latter.
His wife's due date is approaching, and the place where Pei Yang travels most recently is not the company or the hospital, but the temple.
He prayed devoutly day and night that this baby must be a girl.
After seeing with his own eyes the bloody history of his friend being cheated by his own son, he was determined not to repeat the same mistake.
There were still two weeks before the due date, but a minor accident caused the child to be unexpectedly premature.
Wei Ye happened to be shopping with Jiang Meiling near the hospital, and he rushed over after hearing the news.
Cold sweat broke out on Pei Yang's forehead, obviously he was frightened.
Wei Ye said nothing and patted him on the shoulder.
At this moment, the door of the operating room opened, and the doctor took off his mask: "The mother and child are safe."
Pei Yang didn't care about the issue of men and women, and his eyes were moist when he saw his wife being pushed out.
Two days later, Pei Yang's wife had recovered half of her strength. She smiled and said to Jiang Meiling: "Thanks to the doctor your son introduced me, the cold was cured."
After recovering from the shock, Pei Yang began to think about practical issues... He was born a fat boy. Will he make the same mistake as Wei Ye in the future
Just as he was thinking about it, Fang Shan and Wei Sushen came to visit with fruit baskets.
Wei Sushen has restrained himself a lot after getting married, advances and retreats appropriately, and has good etiquette.
Pei Yang looked at his chubby son and felt slightly relieved. Maybe it wasn't as bad as he expected.
Wei Ye seemed to understand his thoughts and comforted him: "When the child grows up, it may be strange for a while, but it will eventually return to normal."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Wei Su Shen say to Fang Shan: "Father God, we'd better go back before dusk, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with the monsters coming."
Wei Ye: "..."
Pei Yang: "..."
The author has something to say: Wei Sushen: It is impossible to be normal, and it will never be normal.
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