The first day without Fang Shan was relaxing.
The second day without Fang Shan was a little boring.
On Fang Shan's third day, I missed him silently.
…
On the seventh day of Fang Shan's absence, I miss you every day without seeing you.
System 333 nestled on the sofa, hugged himself into a ball and said contemptuously: "You spent a week going through the psychological journey of a divorced couple for a year."
Although Wei Sushen looked very indifferent at first glance, upon closer inspection, he was in a world-weary state, like an abandoned dog. System 333 couldn't stand it anymore and emphasized: "He is just going back to the headquarters, and he is not asking you to part ways."
Wei Sushen glanced at him coldly: "You don't understand."
How can people who have never been in love empathize
After being stabbed hard in the heart, System 333 said with a smile: "You deserve to suffer."
Wei Sushen didn't argue with him, but looked at the clock on the wall again: "It's already three hours and two minutes overdue."
System 333 was speechless, and finally couldn't help but said: "One week is just a conservative estimate. There are many systems that need to report on their work this year, and the timeline may be pushed back."
What's more, 666 even found the wrong host, so another inspection report will definitely be written.
Wei Sushen frowned after hearing the analysis: "Will there be any problems?"
System 333 waved his hand: "666 has made many mistakes, finding the wrong host is nothing."
Wei Sushen said with some confusion: "You won't be fired?"
"Of course not." System 333 was surprised that the other party would have such a ridiculous idea: "The annual host survival rate indicator depends entirely on him."
“…”
So how unreliable is this department
System 333 argued: "The essential reason for the low host survival rate is that they are addicted to the task world and do whatever they want and refuse to be unbound."
Wei Sushen was thinking about the other side. If he had encountered products like System 333 or Mary Sue System, it would have been a disaster.
In such a comparison, Fang Shan's brilliance of tradition began to shine brightly.
It was later than they predicted, and Fang Shan came back a full day later.
System 333 squatted on the sofa in the same posture. When he saw him, he mocked: "If you don't come back, someone will really make you haggard because of Yi Xiao."
Hearing this, Fang Shan subconsciously looked at Wei Su Shen and saw that he had lost some weight. Thinking about his recent weight, he frowned and said, "The host actually used me to lose weight."
Wei Sushen: "..."
He rubbed his eyebrows and raised his face helplessly... Very good, this was only the first minute after the system came back, and he already started to have a headache.
Fang Shan became more and more sad: "I've been busy every day and gained a lot of weight, but you secretly lost weight behind my back, what's the law of God!"
Wei Sushen sighed softly: "There is chicken soup stewed in the kitchen. Thank you for your hard work. Please make more."
It's best to replenish your brain.
Fang Shanmao went to Aunt Zhang to ask for soup.
A long absence is better than a newlywed. Even if you are so angry that your head hurts, it is still worth looking forward to in some aspects.
System 001 went out in the morning to find engineers from Wei Sushen Company to repair the code. Now he entered the villa door. As soon as he changed his shoes, he saw System 333 looking stupid: "666 is back?"
System 333 nodded.
"Where are the people?"
System 333 pointed upstairs: "In broad daylight, the world is clear, they actually..."
The more I talked, the more upset I became.
System 001 had a cold face. As the code was patched up little by little, his facial expression began to gradually change. The face that was ordinary before was now gradually developing into a handsome one.
"Why not stop it?"
System 333 has a very practical reason: "Can't beat it."
Fang Shan and Wei Sushen stayed up until night, dressed neatly when they came downstairs, as if they were discussing business upstairs.
System 333 cursed in his heart that he was a beast, but on the surface he maintained the illusion of smiling.
Fang Shan saw his inner reverie and did not elaborate. He just said: "In order to improve the user experience plan, the headquarters is preparing to launch a new strategy next year."
System 333 and System 001 have not been bound to hosts recently and did not participate in the debriefing. After listening to his words, they thought about it separately.
System 333 was the first to speak: "Will we be asked to write an article about our experiences every month again?"
Fang Shan shook his head: "This time it's a trade-in plan."
This short sentence attracted three people's attention.
Fang Shan introduced: "To put it simply, if the host is very dissatisfied with the current system after binding, it can have the right to change randomly."
System 333 hesitated and said: "So humane?"
Fang Shan coughed lightly: "The substitute systems currently only have the heartthrob system and the yandere system."
System 333: "...What is the difference between this and death?"
Wei Sushen, who originally did not participate in their conversation, raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "The former sounds pretty good."
System 333 shuddered as he didn't know what he thought of. Finally, Fang Shan explained to him; "Many people possessed by the heartthrob system will have the illusion that they are very attractive, so that they look like a proud cock at all times." Peacock, showing off its beautiful tail. There is a very famous example... "
When Fang Shan stopped, System 333 continued: "There was a host who ignored the advice and used charm blindly in the world of the Seven Deadly Sins. As a result, he was sliced and eaten by a glutton."
“…”
Fang Shan considered himself to be considerate, and in order to satisfy Wei Sushen's curiosity, he took the initiative and said: "I have a good relationship with the Heartthrob System, and I can let you borrow it for two days."
Wei Sushen found a blind spot: "Is the relationship good?"
Wasn't his former friend just System 001
Fang Shan: "It has nothing to do with the past. This time I went to the headquarters to report on my new friends."
Wei Sushen added: "I remember that you can only rebind the original system by unbinding it."
"I forgot to mention that the headquarters has been upgraded and now dual-SIM dual standby is possible."
Wei Sushen still chose to refuse. When he looked up, he suddenly saw System 333 mouthing something to him. Wei Sushen thought for a while and then changed his mind: "It's okay to borrow it for two days."
Fang Shan did not see the interaction between the two and said: "Sooner or later something will happen if a world contains multiple systems."
System 333 raised his hand proactively: "I will go back to the headquarters in the next two days."
System 001 didn't respond, so I decided to stay and watch the show.
The reason why Wei Sushen was persuaded was simple. System 333 reminded him of the reception at the end of the month. If he had the blessing of the heartthrob system by then, all eyes would be focused on him. Those who secretly want to seduce Fang Shan will also be distracted.
It can be said that in order to prevent the possibility of Fang Shan cheating, he was worried.
The relationship between the heartthrob system and Fang Shan is really good, and they are always available when called. In some respects, it is the same as 666's view, and one cannot rush into other planes. Therefore, to be on the safe side, only part of the data is sent for binding.
Because the transmission is not comprehensive, the functions that can be used are also limited.
Temporarily bound. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the natural charming bone x1, the natural charming voice x1, the natural charming hair x3000+...
After reading them all, Wei Sushen almost didn't recognize the three words "naturally charming".
There is no need to be so exaggerated when trying to communicate, but the data transmission in the heartthrob system is incomplete, so I can only mechanically bind him to the luxury package, and cannot respond to others.
Wei Sushen had no choice but to look at Fang Shan.
Mesmerizing and captivating, eyes as charming as silk.
Fang Shan covered his little heart and said to System 001: "Give me a cold towel to wake me up."
System 001 can't stand it either... This is a living vixen in the world.
Wei Sushen didn't realize it and continued: "I don't need a luxury package."
Her voice was sexy, and if you listened carefully, she was still panting. After she finished speaking, Wei Sushen himself was stunned for the first time.
Fang Shan couldn't stand the overwhelming light coming from the other party, so he found an excuse to leave first.
System 001 was also defeated when looking at Wei Sushen. As he walked, he cursed ferociously: "Even the code of the heartthrob system is evil."
Wei Sushen didn't understand why they had such a big reaction until he walked to the mirror... and almost fainted on the spot.
After fully realizing his own charm, he began to deliberately avoid reflective objects in his home for fear of accidentally catching his own.
During dinner, Wei Sushen was the last one to come to the table, and it was obvious that everyone's gaze had changed substantially when he came downstairs.
The little fat man's heartbeat was racing, his chest was tight and he was short of breath. "Am I sick or abnormal?"
Wei Ye was the first to wake up and frowned: "What kind of monster are you doing again?"
Wei Sushen said softly, "Hmm", and the sound was full of twists and turns.
Wei Ye closed his eyes tightly and winked at Fang Shan, who said helplessly: "It is estimated that it will last until the end of the month."
Wei Sushen used practical actions to show them what it means to be a real beauty. Even if she is sitting still, she is full of charm.
The whole meal was full of food and tasteless. Fang Shan was the first to put down his chopsticks and said to Wei Su Shen from a peaceful perspective: "It would be better for you not to attend the cocktail party at the end of the month."
Wei Sushen shook his head gently: "I want to go."
The little fat man lowered his voice to the lowest level, approached Fang Shan and said, "He wants to cause a bloody Shura field."
Fang Shan sighed softly, remained silent and allowed the host to perform.
Wei Sushen... no, it should be said that in the eyes of everyone, Wei Daji was slowly wiping the corners of his mouth with a tissue. Even the slightest oil stain on the tissue had a seductive smell.
Fang Shan thought carefully, did the so-called heartthrob system forcefully add ten layers of filters to people's eyes to beautify them
As a client, since being bound, Wei Sushen has gradually developed an inexplicable pleasure from not adapting. In the past, his status in the family was almost the same as that of the little fat man, but now he is basically avoided by everyone and runs rampant like a crab.
The roles were reversed, and Fang Shan had to lock the person at home forcibly.
The reason was that in the evening, when Wei Sushen was walking out to eat after dinner, a seven or eight-year-old girl grabbed her by the corner of her clothes and shouted that she would not marry anyone unless she was the king.
After the serf turned over and started singing, Wei Sushen took a shower, deliberately not blow-drying her hair, and released full-level temptation with a cold expression.
Fang Shan holds his forehead: "Enough is enough."
Wei Sushen imitated the tone of an Internet celebrity and said with a half-smile, "It's all my damn charm that has nowhere to go."
Fang Shan gritted his teeth and couldn't bear it anymore. He kicked the person down on the mattress, pressed him down with one hand like a bully, and said with a ferocious look: "Let's lay him down on the bed!"
After finishing speaking, turn off the lights and draw the curtains.
The author has something to say: I will publish a new article in the second half of the month, praying for good luck. I don’t know if you have had this experience. Once there is one unlucky thing, there will be another one - I feel that it has been miserable enough recently, it is time Things have turned around... Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or gave me the nutrient solution~
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