It was a month later that Wei Sushen returned to normal.
The day he becomes normal means the day Fang Shan returns to madness. Seeing the soaring combat effectiveness of this unit, System 001 and System 333 even missed the time when Wei Sushen was crazy.
As the Mid-Autumn Festival approaches, the Wei family's usual deserted atmosphere is somewhat lively. The mooncakes on the table first make people feel the festive atmosphere.
During what was supposed to be a warm moment, Wei Sushen and Fang Shan were looking at each other without blinking.
Fang Shan: "Who is more beautiful, me or Chang'e?"
Wei Sushen: "You are beautiful."
Fang Shan: "You are not sincere."
Wei Sushen took advantage of the situation: "...Chang'e is beautiful."
Fang Shan stood up, sneered, and went downstairs to find Aunt Zhang. His words could be heard in the room: "I want to eat braised pig's trotters tonight."
Wei Sushen: "..."
I just said it casually, but I didn't expect that Fang Shan seemed to hold a grudge. Wei Sushen didn't like mooncakes, so after everyone finished eating in the evening, he frowned at the mooncakes on the table. Fang Shan smiled and said, "What? You miss people when you see things, and you don't want to eat them?"
Wei Sushen silently opened one and took a bite.
Fang Shan: "Doesn't it make you feel sweet and greasy after eating it?"
Wei Sushen silently put down the moon cake again.
Fang Shan maintained a decent smile and left the table first to go back to the room.
After the door closed, Wei Sushen sighed softly, because he was too evil after being possessed by the heartthrob system a while ago, so that the whole family did not want to see him, and no one sympathized with his plight at the moment. The little fat man even gloated and asked, "How did you provoke him again?"
Normally Wei Sushen would ignore it, but today he might need to be a confidant and recount the morning's conversation intact. He then said, "There is no standard answer to this kind of question."
No matter what the answer is, it is wrong the first time, and giving the opposite answer is adding mistake to mistake.
The little fat man put down the prawn in his hand and said seriously: "What you should say is, 'Before I met you, I didn't know the word beauty at all.'"
Jiang Meiling: "Or change the topic, for example, 'Actually, I don't understand why Chang'e can be chanted by countless literati. It's clear that you are the most beautiful woman in the world.'"
Wei Ye: "The fundamental solution is to stop talking with a kiss."
Wei Sushen: "..."
What is the rank of his family members
Fang Shan's temper came and went quickly, just like the unpredictable weather in London, the next day it was as if nothing had happened.
Just when Wei Sushen's heart was slightly relaxed, System 333 sneaked up to him: "Be careful lately, 666 doesn't seem like someone who can turn over stories at will."
If he was about to say something else, Fang Shan came over with a fruit plate, and System 333 left in a hurry, leaving a self-satisfied look on his face.
Before Wei Su Shen could fall into deep thought, Fang Shan fed him a mouthful of apple, and instantly abandoned his reason to be with him.
Not far away, System 333 gritted his teeth at the sight... Love makes people crazy.
Fortunately, Wei Sushen did not reach the point where he was bored with things and went to the company to inspect as usual in the afternoon.
As the holidays approach, the atmosphere in the company is much more relaxed, and everyone has a smile on their face.
Assistant Arthur saw the president and quickly began to report on the schedule: "In the afternoon, you will personally award gift boxes to outstanding employees."
Wei Sushen nodded to express his understanding.
The gift boxes given to outstanding employees of the company every year are unique. They are specially made by senior pastry chefs and usually arrive later.
As they were talking, they heard a shallow gasp from behind. It was a girl holding a pile of gift boxes: "Hello, I'm here to deliver something. How can I get to the Human Resources Department?"
Arthur took the initiative to help and hug part of the girl. Without the dense cover of the gift box, most of the girl's face was exposed, which was considered a top-notch face.
Arthur, who had seen so many beauties, couldn't help but breathe heavily.
At this moment, the girl was saying her thanks softly and glanced at Wei Su Shen shyly.
The elevator door opened, and after they entered, Wei Sushen remained silent.
Arthur called the boss, and Wei Sushen said coldly: "My identity is to be the president's exclusive elevator."
The girl said carefully: "But when I first came in, I didn't see any other elevators."
Wei Sushen: "After you go up, it comes down again, that's it."
After that, he asked Arthur to close the door impatiently.
When the elevator came down again, a young girl came out. Wei Sushen's eyes stayed on her for two more seconds. The girl smiled slightly, took off her sunglasses and flirted with him.
Wei Sushen looked at it for another two seconds. If he was not wearing employee uniform and was not a partner, he naturally added the person to the suspicious list. He was caught on the spot and handed over to security.
Arthur has been waiting in the office for a long time, wondering why the president took so long to come up.
Wei Sushen saw the mooncakes piled in a corner and frowned: "Why are they placed here?"
Arthur was embarrassed to admit that he was obsessed with it and habitually walked towards the president's office. After the girl followed him, he realized that the Human Resources Department was on the fourteenth floor.
Wei Sushen knew what happened by looking at his expression: "You need to be careful at work."
Arthur sneered: "I just have an appreciative attitude."
Anyone with a discerning eye could tell that the girl was interested in the CEO, and she kept inquiring about Wei Sushen without leaving any trace while getting on the elevator.
In the afternoon, the process was followed as planned. Wei Sushen personally presented the gift boxes to several employees and said a few words of encouragement. When I was about to drive back, I unexpectedly found that the car would not start.
When he walked to the roadside and was about to take a taxi, a black car happened to pass by and stopped to ask him where he was going.
The driver was a young man with a neat haircut and his eyes were full of sunshine when he smiled.
Wei Sushen vaguely felt that this smile was familiar, but because it was too coincidental, he refused the offer of a ride without thinking carefully and honestly hailed a taxi.
After returning to the villa and hanging up his coat, he accidentally touched Fang Shan's clothes, which were still slightly warm. He looked at the unemployed young man sitting cross-legged on the sofa and eating melon seeds, and asked, "Have you been out?"
Fang Shan nodded: "I ate too many snacks and wandered around the yard for a while."
Wei Sushen didn't think much, and smelled a faint fragrance as he passed by, as if he had known him before.
Fang Shan's eyes moved slightly because of his pause, and she raised her face and said, "The jasmine flowers in the yard are blooming. Isn't it very fragrant?"
Wei Sushen: "The flavor of jasmine is more intense."
Fang Shan: “It was diluted.”
Wei Sushen suddenly sat down next to him: "Are you pretending to be the girl delivering mooncakes today?"
Thinking about it carefully, although the girl looks petite, her body is slightly bent while holding the gift box. In addition, her bangs are thick, and her face is naturally much smaller.
Fang Shan muttered vaguely.
Wei Sushen: "...the girl behind is you too?"
Fang Shan turned sideways, facing away from his melon seeds.
Wei Sushen: "That black truck driver is you again, right?"
Fang Shan hummed a tuneless tune: "It's him, it's him, it's him, our friend..."
Wei Sushen forced the body to straighten, and Fang Shan stopped singing in horror: "I just want to test whether the host thinks Chang'e is more beautiful."
Wei Sushen has a headache... Feelings are just as System 333 said, it has become an insurmountable hurdle.
Fang Shan stuffed the peeled melon seeds into the opponent's mouth, clapped his hands twice and said, "In order to see if there is any possibility of you becoming interested, I have to go into battle in person."
Some people who are not very smart will ask their friends to seduce their boyfriends and test their loyalty, and the result is adult beauty. Fang Shan eliminated this possibility from the beginning. One person can be worth thousands of troops.
Wei Sushen looked at the new ever-changing fairy Shan: "Have I passed the test?"
Fang Shan nodded with satisfaction.
The two returned to their tired lives.
At midnight, Wei Sushen woke up from his dream and felt a little thirsty. As soon as he opened his eyes, he met a pair of cold eyes.
Wei Su Shen is also very human and has very strong determination. If he were an ordinary person, he would have been scared out of his wits on the spot.
Fang Shan: "I suddenly remembered something."
Wei Sushen waited patiently for the next article.
Fang Shan: "It is said in the TV series that true love is the throbbing of the soul. Even if I change my appearance and identity, my partner can still be recognized in a huge crowd."
Wei Sushen said calmly: "Whoever recognizes me will kneel down to him." After a moment, he said calmly: "Only trained dogs can do this."
"..." Fang Shan: "I have changed my identity three times. If the host really loves me, he should recognize me at least once."
When she was pretending to be a young girl, she finally looked at him twice, but it turned out that she was handing him over to the security guard.
Wei Sushen: "If I had strange feelings for one of them, I would probably be driven to sleep in the garage right now."
The reason is half-hearted.
Although he was reluctant, Fang Shan was successfully convinced by his impeccable logic and closed his eyes for three seconds to fall asleep.
Wei Sushen stared at the other person's sleeping face for a while before feeling sleepy again.
The next day, he asked Arthur to change his plan and see the attending psychiatrist.
"Is there any way to maintain an abnormal mental state in a short period of time?"
The doctor looked confused.
Wei Sushen: "Since my mental recovery, my family status has dropped to a low point again."
The doctor looked at him for a few seconds and said seriously: "According to observation, you are already somewhat abnormal."
Wei Sushen shook his head: "It's not enough."
The doctor forced a smile: "I only have the ability to cure patients."
Wei Sushen frowned and looked at the assistant waiting at the door: "Didn't you say that the person you hired is the one with the most superb medical skills?"
Assistant: "...you may have some misunderstanding about superb medical skills."
The doctor said there was nothing he could do, so Wei Sushen could only regretfully give up, continue to play the role of a normal person, and return to the Wei family.
The three systems gathered together to fight the landlord, and they didn't even raise their heads when they heard the sound of the door opening.
Wei Sushen sat aside to observe the battle, and Fang Shan asked, "Why are you back? My uncle went to the company in the afternoon and said he didn't see you."
Wei Sushen: "I went to the hospital."
Fang Shan stopped playing cards, looked at him and said, "What's wrong with you?"
Wei Sushen said calmly: "I went to the psychiatry department. I was a little late because I was in line."
Fang Shan pursed his lips, throwing out Wang Zha to end the battle, and then looked at him again: "You have been there so many times in a year, and they haven't given you a VIP membership?"
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The author has something to say: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, remember to eat the sweet mooncakes︿(￣︶￣)︿Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated me with nutrient solution~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the [Grenade]: 1 xunjiubai;
Thanks to the little angels who threw [landmines]: No. 1 Yaobuki, Oh My God, Call Me Mommy, Sonic, Ke, Yanxi Hehehe, Xia Zhiyaner, and Mu Qingbi;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigates [nutrient solution]:
21 bottles of Xunjiu Bai; 20 bottles of Honey Cat; 10 bottles of Olei and Naihe i; 5 bottles of Sonic and 368; 1 bottle of Qiqi’s Lovely Reed and Yishui Nan;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!