The hydrangeas were specially chosen to hit places with many people. Some monks didn't know what was happening and simply followed the crowd and ran away.
The streets were in disarray and the monks were running around. Fang Shan was the only one left throwing hydrangeas on a tall building with a dark face.
In the restaurant, looking at the papered windows, the purple dragon beast felt a little worried: "What if it breaks in?"
The sacred vessel is now a hot potato, it is useless to acquire it and it is a pity to throw it away.
It's another matter if either the Demon Lord or Du Xuan makes a breakthrough. The holy weapon can play a role in changing the situation in the war, but now, it is a living scourge.
Du Xuan's eyes flashed, as if he had made up his mind: "We have no choice but to open the door and release the devil."
Snapped!
The Demon Lord patted it lightly, and the tables and chairs fell apart without much force. The boss and the waiter hid in the cabinet and shivered, sighing secretly that it was an unforeseen disaster.
Just when everyone thought he was going to get angry, the Demon Lord suddenly looked at the monk at the Buddha Gate: "The allusion about the Buddha cutting his flesh and feeding it to the eagle has been circulating for a long time. Monk, you might as well go and pray for the holy vessel outside. Even if it doesn't work, you can follow the example of the Buddha and recruit him. Sacred vessel."
Several monks looked at each other, and finally the old monk said: "The Buddha cut his flesh to feed the eagles as a mercy, but if I go here, I will die as a martyr."
The Demon Lord curled his lips, as if he couldn't understand their words.
Du Xuan at the other table said with a smile: "The holy monk's words are true. Holy weapons are transformed into forms. They can only be found but not sought. If Buddhism gets two holy weapons, why worry about not being prosperous?"
The old monk was hesitant to speak, but a young monk who had just started couldn't stand it and said angrily: "My master is not a fool."
Before Du Xuan could speak, the old monk tapped his bare head with his finger. The young monk was in pain and did not dare to say anything.
The head of Xiaoyao Sect put down his cup: "Business matters are important, why do you fellow Taoists engage in unnecessary verbal disputes?" After saying this, he looked at the shopkeeper who was hiding in the cabinet: "Where is the back door?"
The shopkeeper pointed in the direction, and the head of Xiaoyao Sect left a piece of silver on the table and quickly rushed towards the small door.
Du Xuan and the Purple Dragon Divine Beast followed closely behind. The Demon Lord snorted coldly, but also asked his subordinates to leave through the back door.
Besides, outside, although Fang Shan was throwing embroidered balls, he was not completely reckless. He only targeted those who were well-dressed and distinguished.
It's a pity that these people ran very fast. Even if they were hit, they would not look back and rush out of the city.
"That's all," Fang Shan muttered, looking at the once main road that had become an almost empty alley, "It's not sweet to be forced."
Wei Sushen waited until he had had enough trouble and patted Fang Shan on the shoulder.
Fang Shan seemed to have made up his mind: "Although I am suffering from following the host now, we will be prosperous one day."
Wei Sushen stared at him and said calmly: "Before I met you, I lived in a villa, drove a luxury car, ate delicacies from the mountains and the sea, and there were people bragging and flattering me wherever I went..."
Fang Shan said seriously: "But I know you are unhappy."
“…”
Fang Shan: "If it weren't for me, the host would never experience eating in the open air and being hungry in this life. If he doesn't experience these, how can he reach the true peak?"
Wei Sushen stared at him for a long time, and suddenly there was some doubt in his eyes.
Fang Shan: "Do you think the expression I'm talking to now seems familiar?"
Wei Sushen nodded slightly.
Fang Shan: "Every parent is like this when educating their children. This expression is also known as 'I am doing this for your own good'."
“…”
Unable to find a home, he could only farm monsters in the wild. At the beginning, I could still hunt a few monks. As time went by, I became more prepared for the puppets, and the number of monks practicing near Chao'an gradually decreased.
Fortunately, there were only 2,000 left before the mission was completed when leaving the Demon Realm. A large number of puppets had been put into Tianji Sect and the Demon Realm before, and the cleanup could not be completed overnight. In total, there were only a dozen or so people left.
Nowadays, not even a bird laying eggs can be found outside the city, and the alchemist competition is only a few days away. Although Fang Shan has something to rely on, he does not dare to cause trouble in the city. The alchemist has a great influence in the mainland and is not easy to offend.
"There should be a few puppets left in the Demon Realm," he simply relaxed and wandered around the city with Wei Sushen: "Just leave the remaining amount to them."
Wei Sushen nodded, his eyes lingering on a weapon refiner who was testing the original fire for a moment longer.
Fang Shan: "It's amazing, isn't it?"
Wei Sushen did not deny that seeing it in person and seeing it in TV series or books are two different feelings.
Fang Shan: "If you rush up now and tell them that there is another world where spiritual energy is exhausted and mortals only have a lifespan of a hundred years, they will definitely think you are crazy."
Wei Sushen's eyes tightened, and Fang Shan smiled and said: "Being able to see so much means that signing a contract with me is worth it." He paused and said, "So you have to be nice to me."
Wei Sushen, who has been wandering around with the system all the way: "..."
Fang Shan stopped poking at Wei Su Shen's heart, and fixed his gaze on one place. Du Xuan and the purple dragon beast were walking towards each other, truly fulfilling the sentence that they would never meet again in the world.
"What a coincidence." Fang Shan walked straight up, and Du Xuan couldn't turn around at this time.
"We haven't seen each other for a few days, but little brother Aoshan is still as charming as ever." Du Xuan said with a smile.
Fang Shan: "Does the sect master know about the hydrangea wedding ceremony a few days ago?"
Du Xuan neither admitted nor denied, but said with deep eyes: "The world is so big, you should go somewhere else to see it. I think Water Dragon City is good."
It was a city built by the sharks, located under the deep sea.
The purple dragon beast also said: "I have friendship with the sharks. If my fellow Taoist is willing to go, I can write a letter of introduction."
Fang Shan stared at him suspiciously: "Are you sure this is friendship and not mortal enmity?"
The purple dragon beast was startled: "Where do you start talking about this?"
Fang Shan sneered: "If I didn't have unforgettable hatred, how could I help write letters? I still know who I am."
The purple dragon beast was speechless... What could he say
There really are such people who live a clear life, but they just can't change their artificial nature.
Wei Sushen behind him was a little surprised, but he didn't expect that Fang Shan's positioning of himself was accurate.
Du Xuan stepped forward to smooth things over: "Do you two want to come with us to the Alchemy Hall?"
Just as Fang Shan was about to nod, Wei Sushen suddenly raised an eyebrow at him, Fang Shan blinked, and the two completed the initial communication.
"No, we have something else to do." Fang Shan declined his kindness.
Du Xuan was surprised by the exchange of expressions between them, but it was a good thing to get rid of Fang Shan. Before leaving, he kindly reminded: "If you have nothing to do, you can often go to the Demon Realm for a walk. The Demon Lord misses you very much."
Fang Shan nodded, turned to Wei Sushen and said, "This can be described as more than just hatred."
Wei Sushen actually agreed with him.
Du Xuan watched them leave with a stiff smile. He has always been known as the best gentleman in the world of cultivation. The purple dragon beast was standing next to Du Xuan, and he was very sure that the other party must be swearing in his heart.
Fang Shan originally wanted to join in the fun. Although he had experienced a lot of worlds before and was already tired of seeing alchemy and weapon refining, it was still good to take the host to see it.
Unfortunately, the task was prompted to complete at the same moment.
Mission: Puppet Dad’s Love.
Progress: Completed.
Comment: The wise puppets did not get the respect of the monks. Although they trembled, they did not surrender. Instead, everyone shouted and beat them.
Additional drop penalty: Curse of the Golem.
Punishment time: one stick of incense.
Punishment: Not allowed to speak or move.
Fang Shan bought some incense and lit it at the inn: "Hey, don't move."
Looking at Fang Shan running back and forth like a happy rabbit, Wei Sushen's eyes flashed: "You don't need to be punished?"
Fang Shan covered his heart: "Seeing the host being punished makes me feel pain. This is already the greatest harm to me."
Wei Su Shen let out a 'hehe', his smile was light and fluttering, as if it contained a variety of emotions. After tasting it again, there was actually nothing.
This punishment is nothing to Wei Su Shen. His current body is just a bridge. Let alone a stick of incense, he can stay still for ten or eight years without any problem.
The time for a stick of incense passed quickly, and Wei Sushen received a notification sound from his mind—
Punishment completed.
Note: Don’t move even if I tell you not to move. Idiot, you’ve been fooled. Hahahaha, the puppet dad will always be your dad.
“…”
Fang Shan cursed loudly: "Shut up, b..." Before he could finish the curse, Wei Sushen rubbed his head: "Don't say bad words."
Fang Shan sat cross-legged on the stool and gritted his teeth, but he soon calmed down: "The puppet's request is to make the monks tremble. Essentially, we are also monks, so we will naturally be targeted by it."
You can only consider yourself unlucky if you encounter this kind of task.
Wei Sushen: "Don't worry too much, after all, they are always single."
Fang Shan seemed to hear the sound of wood splitting, which was the resentment coming from the puppet, and his expression improved a lot: "Reproductive isolation for a long time will cause some abnormalities."
The two looked at each other, Wei Sushen smiled lightly, while Fang Shan smiled in a standard witch-like manner.
The task has not been refreshed yet. Based on the previous time, it is estimated that it will be released in the evening.
Fang Shan wanted to drink the restaurant's famous osmanthus wine, but considering the low alcohol content, Wei Sushen reluctantly agreed.
He walked excitedly to the restaurant, and suddenly stopped and took a few steps back. A monk in the bookstore was smiling at first, but when he saw Fang Shan, he suddenly stopped smiling and stuffed the book in a panic. in the shelf.
This scene aroused Fang Shan's suspicion, and he quickly walked over and took out the book that the monk had randomly placed. It was a very thin booklet:
In the 228th year of Tianxuan's reign, the Forbidden Land Sacred Artifact transformed. Huangfu Aoshan and Xiong Batian stepped onto the stage of history, known in history as the 'Disaster of the Two Saints'. '
—Excerpted from "History of Tianxuan Continent"
Fang Shan's expression changed, and the monk waved his hands repeatedly: "I didn't write it."
After that, he left in a hurry.
Fang Shan grabbed him: "We are not dead yet, how come we are included in the history books?"
The monk whispered: "There is a kind of person who is a legend when he is alive."
Fang Shan showed mercy and let the poor monk go. Then he saw Wei Su Shenshang standing at the door.
"Stop looking at the sky." Fang Shan pulled him in and showed the unofficial history: "The host is not surprised or angry?"
Wei Sushen glanced at it and continued to raise his face. It was something that had been expected for a long time. How could he be surprised
Fang Shan did not stay in this sad place anymore. He complained on the way: "The disaster of the Two Saints is not domineering at all. The disaster of the Proud Bear is more suitable than this."
The sweet-scented osmanthus brew is one of the best, with a fragrant aroma that makes you feel relieved after taking a sip.
Fang Shan sighed with satisfaction while tasting it, forgetting the discomfort just now.
The good seats in the restaurant were all occupied by alchemists. Fang Shan put down the wine bottle, looked at the arrogant alchemists, and began to think: "How about we also go to alchemy?"
Wei Sushen glanced at him: "Do you think the holy weapon has the talent for alchemy?"
Fang Shan: "Then go and refine weapons."
After drinking to my heart's content, the mission was handed down at sunset:
Utensils carry all things and can carry the Tao.
To understand the laws of heaven and earth and achieve breakthroughs in the existing realm.
The first time the mission was carried out, it was basically a mode of providing equipment for leveling up. Now, in turn, a strong force value is given from the beginning. In this case, it is difficult to find a breakthrough.
Fang Shan went outside to cool down and sober up, and at the same time said to Wei Su Shen: "This requires the host to find his own way like most monks."
After all, Wei Sushen is not from this world. He does not have the cultivation level that he has cultivated step by step on his own, which leads to his understanding of Tao being too shallow.
Thinking of this, Fang Shan pursed his lips: "I have been in contact with the host before, what can I barely call it Dao?"
Wei Sushen: "The Tao Te Ching."
"..." Fang Shan: "Yes, that's great! I hope we can stay in this world hand in hand until eternity."
The afterglow gradually faded, and when the moon hovered in the sky, Fang Shan walked to the inn, carrying the wine.
I wanted to get drunk several times during the trip, but Wei Sushen stopped me every time.
Fang Shan: "Don't bother me while I drink to drown my sorrows."
Wei Su looked at him carefully, as if he had seen through Fang Shan's trick.
Fang Shan wiped the wine stains from the corner of his mouth: "...Okay, I admit, I wanted to find an excuse to get drunk."
After all, the task is the most important.
Fang Shan put down the bottle of wine, he was another good employee at work.
The moon was sparse, some were practicing and others were sleeping. Fang Shan began to give Wei Sushen some extra lessons: "What is the Tao? One force can subjugate ten people to the Tao, and killing to stop killing is also the Tao..."
Fang Shan spoke quite concisely, and from time to time he would look at Wei Sushen and urge him to take notes.
Many years after leaving school, Wei Sushen seemed to be back in the classroom again.
Fang Shan's teaching method is very simple and crude. If you don't understand something, just memorize it. If you memorize it a thousand times, you can always understand something.
In addition, Fang Shan also gave an example: "I went to inquire about it. Du Xuan is a sword cultivator, and he is close to the realm of the integration of human and sword. The purple dragon beast advocates the power of the physical body and follows the path of physical training to become a saint. .To complete cultivation as soon as possible, the host must find the path that he most agrees with."
He made a special trip out on the way. Because it was getting late, he bought a few swords and placed them in front of Wei Sushen: "Host, you can try them all to see if there is anything that suits your liking."
The inn is not suitable for wielding swords and guns, so the two came to a wilderness.
When Wei Sushen tried, Fang Shan imitated him and looked up at the sky.
Wei Sushen suddenly asked: "What is your way?"
Fang Shan: "Hidden weapon." He hesitated and asked, "Do you want to show it?"
Wei Sushen nodded.
Fang Shan took a deep breath, using less than 10% of his strength, and suddenly spit out dozens of bottle caps from his mouth.
Wei Sushen had already dodged quickly enough, but the two of them were too close and still got hit by a few.
Fang Shan said seriously: "My secret skill, Tiannu Sanhua, is taught to the host today. I hope it can inspire you."
After taking off one of the bottle caps that fell on his head, Wei Sushen had a flash of understanding in his eyes. He turned around and drew out the long knife, and said slowly: "If you think about it carefully, there may be a way to become a god directly."
Fang Shan: "What is it?"
Wei Sushen faced him and said word by word: "Kill Tong to prove the Tao."
“…”
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