When the Peak Meets Peak Crazy

Chapter 53: The weasel pays New Year greetings to the rooster

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The rain fell in patter, and a few drops fell from the eaves onto Wei Su Shen's shoes. The umbrella blocked his sight, but he could feel the man's eyes still staring at him.

"I'm not San." It was originally a soft voice, but if you listen carefully, it was mixed with a hint of embarrassment.

Wei Sushen's patience ran out, and he could barely express his disinterest in the corners of his eyes and eyebrows: "I've seen too many people who come to you on their own initiative. Remember to try a different approach next time."

After that, he walked to the roadside and drove away in the dust.

Driving in this kind of weather is not a pleasant experience. The rule for pedestrians in downtown areas is that they can cross the road in groups of seven. By the time he finally drove through this area, it was already an hour before he returned to the villa.

In the villa, Fang Shan was wearing casual clothes, holding a dry towel that had been prepared long ago to help him wipe his wet hair. Wei Sushen's body was still covered with some cold mist, and Fang Shan's mutterings could be heard in his ears: "It would be better not to hold up your umbrella. Such a big man can't even hold up an umbrella."

After contacting the system that came to find him secretly, Wei Sushen had an unexpected thought in his mind: the wild fairies outside were not as good as this virtuous and virtuous man.

The same strange thought flashed through Fang Shan's mind, but the starting point was completely different from his: What will this rough kid do if he leaves her? He can do nothing but make money. It seems that this nanny's heart must continue. Fuck it.

Apart from the sound of rain outside the window, the only thing that could be heard was the breathing between the two people. Although they were on different channels, there was a strange sense of harmony at the moment.

Wei Sushen suddenly felt sleepy, rubbed his brows and said, "Someone came to see me today."

Fang Shan smiled and said: "A handsome man or a beautiful woman?"

"Chen Bingying's system."

The smile on Fang Shan's face instantly faded: "Gugu¥%..."

Wei Sushen frowned, not hearing what he muttered: "What are you talking about?"

“Gugu¥%…”

Wei Sushen: "A unique language between systems?"

Fang Shan pursed her dry lips: "This is because the inappropriate remarks were blocked by the internal program." Narrowing his eyes, he asked: "How did the host respond?"

Wei Sushen: "I don't want anything too cheap."

"That's right," Fang Shan nodded with satisfaction: "If I find out that you have a vixen outside..." The strength in his hand involuntarily increased, "I'll twist off your head."

As soon as he finished speaking, the towel was torn and split into two because it could not withstand the too fierce force.

The distance between the two parties was very close, and the sound was amplified several times in Wei Su Shen's ears. Although he was not afraid of Fang Shan's threat, his throat still moved subconsciously.

After the threat, Fang Shan returned to his good attitude. Wei Sushen saw his busy figure in the mirror, and using an inappropriate metaphor, he actually saw some kindness in it.

Fang Shan handed over the warm water: "Quit the cold."

Wei Sushen took a sip and said, "The weather is too cold. I'll go to the yard and move the flowers in."

Fang Shan stared at his leaving back with a smile. When he was completely out of sight, his eyes were sinister: "Since you dare to seduce my host..."

Wei Ye was not at home, and the little fat boy was ushering in the spring of his life. When Wei Sushen went downstairs to get some air, he was lying on the sofa watching a family ethics drama in an inconspicuous manner. To a certain extent, he was very similar to Fang Shan.

"Watch less useless TV series."

The little fat man watched it with gusto, pointed at the male protagonist on the TV and said, "No shit. You see, this is the standard of a good man. He will not cheat even to death."

Hearing this, Wei Sushen stopped and turned around and said, "Maybe it's because he will be beaten to death if he cheats."

"..." The little fat man showed a confused expression. Why is his brother talking more and more like an emotional scientist recently

After Wei Sushen, who was upgraded to a philosopher, finished moving the flowers, he had to go upstairs to face the powerful system.

Fang Shan seemed to have forgotten about being poached, and calmly and rationally discussed the issue of where to go in the next world. This time he did not make any feasible suggestions: "The host is no longer a novice, and there is not much difference in difficulty between different types of worlds."

The implication is that you can choose based on your interests.

Wei Sushen saw the word "escape" in the action sub-category column, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he raised his eyes to look at Fang Shan, who smiled and nodded: "It's up to you."

The experience of scanning huge QR codes with brain waves is weird, and this time is no exception. Fortunately, the teleportation only took a moment. After the short period of darkness, bright sunlight soon shone on his face.

This is a valley with high sky and clear clouds, the crisp chirping of orioles, and beautiful flowers and plants everywhere.

Wei Sushen and Fang Shan looked at each other, feeling a little strange.

In escape games, secret rooms and mental hospitals are the two most common places, or they may be a rundown town. In any case, they have little to do with the world in front of you with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers.

Fang Shan: "Try to recall and confirm the identity first."

Wei Sushen closed his eyes, and soon a large amount of information flooded his mind. The original owner's name is Chen Jia, who accidentally traveled into a game adapted from the heroine's novel. For an otaku who likes to have a harem, entering the world of Mary Sues is not the cruelest thing. What is tragic is that he happens to be one of the characters. If he wants to leave this world, he must complete the customs clearance and ensure that the male and female protagonists are together.

Fang Shan was silent for a long time after hearing this: "...escape?"

It should obviously be classified into the role-playing category!

Wei Sushen's expression was also not very good.

After a long time, Fang Shan sighed: "If I don't cheat you, others will cheat you. You might as well be cheated by me."

For a moment, Wei Sushen actually agreed with this equation.

Fang Shan raised his head and asked: "What are the plots of the story?"

Wei Sushen looked around the valley and shook his head: "Only an introduction."

The most unlucky thing about the original owner is that he has never read this book at all. When he first entered this world, he only had a piece of paper in his hand at some point: Congratulations on becoming one of the characters in the plot, pass the game, boy!

As a result, this 'lucky man' died in less than ten minutes due to accidentally eating a poisonous fruit in the mountain.

As for the introduction, it is basically the same as the early Xiaobai article:

He, the gentle miraculous doctor, is dressed in white as snow;

He, the secret guard of the palace, silently guards;

He, the leader of the Demon Cult, is unfathomable;

And he, he, he...

What will the story be like when they meet her

Fang Shan and Wei Sushen watched the game in absolute silence. In the end, it was Fang Shan who broke the silence first: "If you want to clear the level as soon as possible, the best way is not to ruin the plot. The host must first play his role step by step."

This world is very special. There are no daily tasks. You only need to meet the clearance conditions.

Wei Sushen nodded slightly and expressed that he agreed with him: "But there is a problem that needs to be solved first."

"What is it?"

Wei Sushen frowned, raised his head and asked seriously: "Which 'him' do you think I am?"

“…”

The two people just looked at each other quietly, and the original owner died of poison before he could explore the world. There is no useful information except a nonsense sentence on a tattered piece of paper.

Fang Shan took a breath: "Maybe... the first one?"

As for Wei Sushen's current image, he is handsome, gentle and dressed in white, which is more in line with the image of a miracle doctor.

They continued to look at each other, speechless again.

The heat of the afternoon sun gradually dissipated, and Fang Shan adjusted his mentality: "Stay in the valley for two days. According to my past experience, if it is a miracle doctor, the heroine will most likely fall off the cliff and be seriously injured."

"Experience?" Wei Sushen raised his eyebrows, as if he knew more about Fang Shan's past.

Fang Shan coughed a few times and quickly changed the subject. There was a time when Mary Sues were the trend, and he couldn't help but lead similar hosts.

From daytime to sunset, Wei Sushen went to catch a rabbit and roast it. Fang Shan took a few bites and said with emotion: "What's the difference between us now and waiting for the rabbit?"

Just as he was talking, he suddenly felt a sound breaking through the air.

Fang Shan stood up excitedly: "Here we come!"

Wei Sushen pulled him back a few steps and saw a black spot falling rapidly from the top of the peak. As the distance got closer, the black spot gradually enlarged - his long hair was flying, and his broad sleeves were blown by the wind, making him look like a bird spreading its wings. Flying butterfly.

After estimating the vertical distance of the cliff, Wei Sushen said, "I'm afraid I will fall to death."

"I don't know." Fang Shan pointed to an old tree that jutted out from the mountain wall: "Did you see it? 99.9% of people will fall on it."

According to scientific calculations, even the tree would not be able to withstand such a huge impact. However, in the next moment, something like a miracle happened—

Not only did the trees withstand the impact, but the opponent's falling point was right at the densest part of the canopy, which consisted of thin but very resilient branches.

Fang Shan: "Bring the person down."

Wei Sushen glanced at him, and Fang Shan waved his hand: "This body should be capable of martial arts."

As a plot character related to the heroine, knowing martial arts is a basic configuration.

According to his experience in the world of cultivation, Wei Sushen tried his luck and really performed Qinggong, and flew away like a light swallow.

The rescued person was already unconscious, with an indistinguishable androgynous face that was still beautiful even in the injured state.

However, no matter how hesitant he is, it cannot change the fact that he is male.

Fang Shan couldn't help but look up at the peak again.

"Well-"

The handsome man suddenly snorted and seemed to be waking up. Fang Shan quickly held his shoulder: "Master, is there anyone who hasn't jumped down yet?"

The eyelids that had just been opened closed again.

Fang Shan checked his breathing and saw that he was still alive. After thinking about it, he said to Wei Sushen: "You take him to a flat place to stop the bleeding first, and I will wait."

If another one falls down, it would be bad if you miss it.

Dusk turned into a starry sky, and no one was seen jumping off the cliff.

Fang Shan put away the disappointment in his eyes, walked over to Wei Su Shen, and pursed his lips in the direction of the unconscious handsome man.

Wei Sushen: "The injury is not serious, I think he will wake up soon."

Fang Shan lowered his head and looked at the face carefully: "He looks good and wears fine silk and satin. He should not be a simple character."

After saying that, he fell into deep thought.

There was a calculating light in his eyes. When Fang Shan looked at Wei Sushen again, his eyes were like a stream not far away, stained with peach petals: "Let's continue to maintain the gentle image of a miracle doctor."

Wei Sushen responded calmly.

Fang Shan was helpless: "In the introduction, he is a gentle and miraculous doctor, so he pretends to be approachable."

While talking, the handsome man had slowly woken up.

Fang Shan winked at Wei Sushen. It was a good thing to be able to owe a noble son the favor of saving his life when he first arrived.

As he deliberately avoided it, the first thing the handsome man saw was Wei Su Shen, his pupils dilated slightly: "You..."

Wei Sushen frowned and forced a smile: "You're awake." Feeling that it was too cold and harsh, he added: "Don't get up in a hurry, it's easy to injure the wound."

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Fang Shan touched Wei Su Shen's elbow secretly.

Wei Sushen had no choice but to continue: "Do you feel better?"

The handsome man's fingers were bent because of stiffness... He was first drugged by his fellow disciples and lost all his martial arts skills, and then he was chased and killed and jumped off a cliff. I thought that my life was already miserable enough, but I never thought that I would meet the murderous leader of the Demon Cult at the bottom of the cliff!

And this murderous being was trying his best to smile and ask him if he was okay -

So damn good!

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