Here's the thing.
Dai Xiaoxue's fish died that day, and she was very sad.
She has kept this fish for more than two years and is very affectionate. She was reluctant to just throw it in the trash can, so she decided to bury it thickly!
But after thinking about it, she couldn't do anything right. The burial was too dirty, and it would be corroded by ants and bugs after death. She felt so pitiful.
So she had no choice but to come to Anping with the fish's body.
After thinking about it for a while, Anping said something surprising: "I think it can be cremated!"
Dai Xiaoxue immediately agreed to this method.
At first, they were really serious about cremation of the fish. Who knew that the more they were roasted, the more fragrant they would become. The smell wafted out, and both of them were greedy.
Then Dai Xiaoxue said: "After so many years of love, I decided to eat it and let it be reborn in my stomach!"
Anping thought it was a good idea, so he took out beer and other things, and the two of them drank while grilling.
Because the restaurant was already on the track, and two other masters were invited in the restaurant, Anping didn't have to stay in the restaurant all the time.
So at this time, they were grilling fish and drinking beer in a big rented house, and the adults were not at home, leaving only the two of them, not to mention how comfortable it was.
Dai Xiaoxue's drinking capacity is obviously not good enough. After drinking two more sips, he talked more, chatting like a little sparrow.
"Anping, what's the matter with my dad? I said that I don't like reading anymore, but he just forced me to study. It's really hard for me!"
Anping stretched out his hand and rubbed her head, and said with empathy: "I understand, I understand very well! People like us are born incompatible with books. Every time I look at the words on the books, I feel that they are flying around like flies. Flying around in front of me, I can't wait to slap them to death!"
Dai Xiaoxue nodded her head heavily: "You're right! I can't wait to tear up all the books! It's annoying me, especially English, those letters are like caterpillars, they know me, I don't know them, Why do you say it's so difficult?"
As she said that, she raised her head and took another gulp of beer. After this gulp of beer, her head became even more dizzy, and everything she saw became double-layered.
"Anping, why do you have two faces? Hahaha, you're so funny!" She reached out to hug Anping's face, but almost missed it.
Anping quickly hugged her and said, "Be careful, you little idiot!"
Dai Xiaoxue got angry when she heard him scolding herself, and pouted: "You are the little idiot.
, your whole family are idiots! Oh, except for Big Joe! "
Anping didn't get angry when he was scolded, and smiled foolishly: "Haha, Sister Da Qiao is indeed very smart, if only we were half as smart as her!"
Dai Xiaoxue's little head nodded: "I don't mean it! But you said that you are cousins. Why is she so good-looking and smart, and you are not good-looking or brainy? This is for... What... hiccup."
She burped as she spoke, then let out a breath, spraying hot air onto Anping's face.
Anping squinted his eyes from the smell of her wine: "That's because my parents are not good-looking, and their brains are not very good. Haven't you seen my little sister? Ugly cried, okay?"
Marigold, who was helping in the restaurant's kitchen, sneezed, rubbed her nose, and said, "Am I sick?"
Qiao Zhenguo laughed and said, "Daughter-in-law, you are as strong as a pig. You can't get sick when a pig is sick!"
Marigold is pissed!
Most people say that she is as strong as a cow, but how could she turn into a pig when she is on top of her head
But she didn't dare to quarrel with him. After the two of them were scolded by her mother-in-law last time, she was particularly worried that she would be bumped into by her mother-in-law again!
But she couldn't get angry, so she had to pinch Qiao Zhenguo's waist with that hand.
But Qiao Zhenguo's flesh was so hard that it seemed to him that it was tickling, and he said to her, "Daughter-in-law, how do you know my skin is itchy? If you go up a little bit, I'm also a little itchy."
"… "
Marigold is so angry!
Xiao Dongyun, who was recording at the film company, also sneezed, and she said sweetly, "Someone must be scolding me!"
The teacher who taught her to sing reassured her: "Manyun is so cute, how could anyone be willing to scold you?"
Xiao Dongyun pursed her lips and smiled.
Because Xiao Dongyun's name is not very pleasant and elegant, the company gave her a stage name, Qiao Manyun.
But the Qiao family still used to call her Xiao Dongyun.
At this time, An Ping and Dai Xiaoxue were already drunk and dizzy, they kept holding on to the room.
While walking, Dai Xiaoxue rambled on, "Anping, if I don't get into college, can I go to your restaurant and work as a dishwasher?"
Anping hiccupped and said, "No problem, if you can't survive, come to me, and I'll support you!"
When Dai Xiaoxue heard this, she was so moved that she cried twice: "Anping, you are so kind to me, I always like you!"
"Bang" twice.
The two entered the house, and one after another
fall on the bed.
Dai Xiaoxue suddenly turned around and hugged Anping's face, squeezing his face into a deformed shape: "Anping, your lips look so red, don't know what it tastes like?"
Then, without waiting for Anping to answer her, she leaned over and bit Anping's lips.
Anping gasped in pain, Dai Xiaoxue nibbled twice, and then... fell asleep.
Anping endured the pain and pushed her away.
But Dai Xiaoxue's wine and sleeping products were not very good. After being pushed, her hands and feet immediately wrapped around her, like octopus.
Anping struggled several times, but he couldn't break her free. In addition to being drowsy, his eyelids were so heavy that he seemed to be filled with lead, so he fell asleep after blinking a few times.
Wanchun Ju waited for Anping to pass by at the restaurant, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see him coming, so she couldn't help but feel a little worried.
She said to her man, "Zhenguo, Anping has already come over at this time, and I haven't seen anyone yet. You think something will happen, right?"
Qiao Zhenguo scratched his forehead and said, "Probably not. If you are worried, why don't you go back and have a look."
Marigold thought for a while, then nodded.
She is such a son, she must be precious.
The place where they live is not very far from the hotel, it only takes 20 minutes to walk there.
Because Marigold was in a hurry, it only took fifteen minutes to arrive at home.
As soon as she pushed the door and entered, she saw the barbecue garbage all over the floor, frowned, and scolded to find someone inside.
Who would have thought that she had just stepped into her son's room, and when she saw him hugging with a girl, she suddenly made a slaughtering sound!
"Oh, my mother! My mother, how could Anping do such a thing?"
"No, when did Anping have a partner, why didn't I know?"
"No, I have to go in and see right away!"
Wanchunju stopped killing pigs and screamed, then crept in, turned the girl who was hugging Anping over, and then a few words popped into her mind: It was her, it was her!
When Dai Xiaoxue came to help in the store at the beginning of summer vacation, she was very happy, because they didn't need to pay Dai Xiaoxue wages, so they took advantage of it.
But gradually, she stopped laughing.
Because every time Dai Xiaoxue came over, Anping would cook her a table of good meat and dishes, and the money for those dishes could pay for three dishwashers!
Because she is Dai Shufang's niece, and the Huo family's status and property are different, she didn't dare to drive him away directly, so she had to euphemistically tell her not to come over.
Focus on learning.
But this person couldn't understand the meaning of other people's hints, and told her that she didn't like to study, so she liked to stay in the store.
Make her mad!
Wanchun Ju looked at Dai Xiaoxue, her eyes almost bursting with fire, no wonder she said she liked to stay in the store, it turned out to be for Anping!
Foxy!
She was so shameless at a young age, if it wasn't for the Huo family's sake, she would have shot her to death with one palm!
Marigold walked around the house a few times, and before the two drunk people woke up, she went over to break them apart, and then rushed out again.
This matter is too big, she must inform her man!
Qiao Zhenguo watched her come back alone, with no Anping behind him, so he couldn't help but wonder, "Where's our son? Could something really happen?"
Wanchun Ju mysteriously pulled him aside and said, "Zhenguo, let me tell you, our son was hooked up by a fox spirit!"
Qiao Zhenguo was stunned for a moment, and then looked at her with the eyes of a mentally retarded: "Daughter-in-law, the state said that feudal superstitions cannot be practiced, and animals cannot become sperm!"
Wanchun Ju was so angry that he almost vomited blood: "It's not a real fox spirit, I mean our son was hooked up by other girls, and I saw the two of them lying on the bed!"
Qiao Zhenguo made an "ah" sound, his eyes straight.
Wanchunju thought that he finally realized the seriousness of the matter, but who would have heard him say the next moment—
"It's only been a few hours since we went to bed, doesn't that mean we're going to be grandparents soon?"
Marigold: "… "
She felt that her man was sick in his head. At this time, instead of asking who the woman was, she only thought about being a grandfather!
pissed her off!
Wanchun Ju thumped him and said, "That girl is Dai Xiaoxue. We got together with her in Anping. I'm afraid that the parents of the other party will trouble us in Anping, so I think the best way now is..."
Splash the dirty water on the opponent, so that the opponent has no chance to hit him!
But before she could finish her words, she saw her mother-in-law and Dai Shufang walking towards them, and her voice suddenly disappeared from her throat.
Qiao Zhenguo glanced at her and said, "Daughter-in-law, what's the best way? It's like you're halfway through peeing, aren't you trying to suffocate someone to death?"
As soon as Qiao Xiuzhi came over, she heard the words of her eldest son, and almost rolled her eyes again: "Did you see Xiaoxue coming over here?"
"no!"
"have!"
Wan Chunju and Qiao Zhenguo gave two answers in unison.
Qiao Xiuzhi glanced at the two of them, and said coldly: "Is it there or not? Don't make tricks in front of you!"
Qiao Zhenguo was scolded by his mother like this, and immediately sold his daughter-in-law: "Mom, my daughter-in-law just came over and said that Anping and Xiaoxue were sleeping together, and she also said that Xiaoxue was a vixen, but I already told her, There is no such thing as a fox now!"
Marigold: "..."
What did she do in her last life, to marry such a fool in this life?
Dai Shufang, who was standing behind Qiao Xiuzhi, heard Qiao Zhenguo's words, her face turned white with a swoosh: "Zhenguo, what did you just say? What do you mean by Anping and Xiaoxue sleeping together?"
Qiao Zhenguo scratched his head and said, "It means literally, but I didn't see it. My wife told me! She also said that she was afraid that your Dai family would trouble us. She just thought of a good way, and you came here!"
Marigold's face turned red and white: "..."
She really had the heart to kill him!
Qiao Xiuzhi's eyes were like knives, and fell on Wan Chunju: "Eldest daughter-in-law, tell me everything you know, if you hide anything..."
"Mom, I don't dare to hide it!" Wan Chunju was so frightened that she shivered, and quickly took over the words.
Then she told everything she had just seen when she went back, of course not including what she thought Dai Xiaoxue had seduced her son.
With this kind of words, even if Dai Shufang didn't tear her up, her mother-in-law wouldn't bypass her!
Dai Shufang's face turned even paler after hearing this: "They... all wear clothes, right?"
Wanchun Ju nodded: "If you wear it, the clothes are still in good condition."
If she didn't have clothes on, she wouldn't be so calm now, she would definitely blow the sky away!
Dai Shufang breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the words: "Let's go over now!"
Several people came to the big rented house, but Anping and Dai Xiaoxue still hadn't woken up.
What's even worse is that the two of them didn't know when they hugged each other again!
Dai Shufang's face turned black, so she forced Dai Xiaoxue to come over.
Qiao Xiuzhi pulled her grandson off the bed with one hand, then went outside to get a wet towel, and came back and threw it on his face!
The towel was cold, and as soon as it was attached to his face, Anping shivered, and then woke up in a daze.
But seeing so many people appearing in front of him, he didn't react for a while: "Milk, why are you here? By the way, where is this place?"
He looked left and right, and saw
Dai Xiaoxue, who was lying on the bed, remembered little by little, and then her face turned pale little by little.
Looking at him like this, Qiao Xiuzhi guessed that he remembered: "What? Remember?"
Anping nodded hesitantly: "I had a barbecue with Xiaoxue, then we drank some wine, and then..."
Wanchunju felt sorry for her son, but also hated that iron was not steel: "You said it was good, why do you want to barbecue? Is there not enough food in the store for you?"
How could Anping have the face to say that they were going to cremate the fish raised by Dai Xiaoxue, but who knew that if it was too fragrant, the fish would become something in their belly!
He shamelessly said that after Dai Xiaoxue was woken up, he told the story one by one.
After hearing this, everyone was speechless.
Qiao Xiuzhi was even more speechless.
It turns out that stupidity is really inherited. The two couples in the big house are already so stupid. If Anping is really with Dai Xiaoxue in the future, isn't it a bunch of stupid people who are stupid together
Dai Xiaoxue's parents must know about this matter, and the specific matter will be discussed with the Qiao family after they have discussed it.
Qiao Xiuzhi said sorry to Dai Shufang, Dai Shufang waved her hand, and then led Dai Xiaoxue away.
Qiao Xiuzhi looked at the three idiots in the big room coldly, and told them: "You better let me rot this matter, and no one is allowed to say it. If anyone dares to ruin Xiaoxue's reputation, give it to me immediately. Get out!"
Father and son Qiao Zhenguo and Anping quickly responded, "Mom/milk, we don't dare!"
Wan Chunju always felt that her mother-in-law was targeting and warning her, but she didn't dare to carry it: "Mom, I won't talk nonsense, I swear!"
Qiao Xiuzhi looked at them coldly, and then left with a dark face.
Anping washed his face and hurried to the restaurant to work.
Seeing that everyone was gone, Wanchun Ju's anger came out: "Qiao Zhenguo, why did you tell Mom everything I told you just now? Are you trying to kill me?"
Qiao Zhenguo looked innocent: "No, Mom, don't you want to know? How can I hide it from her as a son?"
Wanchun Ju was so angry that she fell down: "You! You are not allowed to tell me in the future. If you dare to betray me again, I will never stop with you!"
Qiao Zhenguo also didn't want to quarrel with his daughter-in-law. If his mother found out, he would probably scold them both again.
So he saluted his daughter-in-law and said with a smile, "I'm sorry, it doesn't matter, fuck you, you stink!"
Marigold: "..."
The author has something to say: continue to update tomorrow~~
Haha, the last sentence Qiao Zhenguo said, I remember a lot of this when I was a child. There is also a "stingy, drink cold water, drink cold water, become a devil", I don't know if you have any
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