Ten people have nine hemorrhoids.
Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju had hemorrhoids many years ago, but they were not serious before. Later, when they came to Beijing, because of the unaccustomed conditions, the two often constipated, which made the hemorrhoids worse.
But neither of them take it seriously, and they especially like to eat chili peppers. Especially since this year, they can't wait to drink boiled water and sprinkle chili powder on it. The consequence is that the hemorrhoids are getting more and more serious.
Today, finally "blood collapse"!
At that time, the couple, Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju, were sent to the hospital screaming all the way, and they came along and frightened many people.
People who didn't know thought that Wanchun Ju was going to give birth to a child, but when Qiao Zhenguo called a big man like that, everyone... a little bit unable to guess.
The nurse told the two of them not to bark, it was a public place after all.
Wanchun Ju's facial features twitched, and the words "I am so painful" were written on her face: "Nurse, my butt hurts so much, I keep pumping and pumping, can you give me some medicine to stop the pain in my ass?"
There are three black lines on the nurse's forehead: "You still need the doctor to examine you before you can confirm whether to take medicine or perform surgery on you. Just wait!"
The nurse was about to leave after speaking, but how could Wanchunju let her go so easily
She pulled the nurse's clothes and howled, "Nurse girl, don't go, my butt hurts!"
"I, understand, let this patient go first!"
When she howled like this, everyone's eyes came to her, and the nurse was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig a hole and bury each other!
"You don't understand!" Wanchunju said, "I am like pulling glass slag when I go to a tuba, full of blood on toilet paper, nurse girl, will I die? I can't die, I haven't got my grandson yet. Woolen cloth!"
When Qiao Zhenguo heard his daughter-in-law's words, he nodded quickly: "Nurse girl, you may not know that my buttocks are also very painful and I have drawn a lot of blood!"
Nurse: "..." She didn't want to know at all.
Dai Shufang was sent to the hospital, but the cervix was not wide enough to enter the delivery room. The doctor told them to walk around the hospital and exercise to help with delivery.
When she walked into the hall and saw Qiao Zhenguo and his wife pulling on the nurse's clothes and saying that their butt hurt, she quickly took her husband's hand and said, "Go, turn around quickly!"
Don't go over at this moment, it's too embarrassing!
Zhong Kangde also recognized the two of the Qiao family, and hurriedly supported his wife and turned away.
Never let anyone know that they know each other!
**
Huo Chi had already graduated. When he knew his mother was about to give birth, he immediately drove his car from the company to the school to pick up Da Qiao, and then went to the hospital together.
Da Qiao frowned slightly, and blinked his long eyelashes: "Brother Huo Chi, are you nervous?"
Although she had been drinking water from jade beads for Aunt Fang in the past few months, she could not help worrying about Aunt Fang's age after all.
Huo Chi turned his head and glanced, his eyes fell on her lips that were bitten with a light mark, and said in a low voice: "It's okay, I'm here!"
Worrying is definitely worrying, but he is the pillar of the family now, so even if he is worried, he cannot show it in front of them.
Hearing his words, Da Qiao's nervous heart suddenly calmed down strangely.
to the hospital.
Huo Chi leaned over to help her unfasten the seat belt, then reached out to caress her lips, and whispered, "Don't bite so hard in the future."
Da Qiao was stunned for a moment, and nodded slightly with his cheeks warm: "Okay."
Huo Chi's mouth curled slightly: "Let's go, let's go in."
Da Qiao just got out of the car, just remembering the way he looked at her just now, her heart was beating so fast.
As soon as the two walked into the hall, they heard someone screaming: "Doctor, nurse, my butt hurts!!"
The two were startled at the same time, this voice... a bit familiar.
Looking at the source of the sound, I saw Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju leaning against the pillars in the hall, their facial features twisted and twitched, and their mouths were howling continuously.
Da Qiao: "Brother Huochi, let's go over there, go over there faster." You won't be seen over there.
Huo Chi nodded in a heartbeat: "Okay, I also think it's faster to go that way."
So the two bowed their heads, as if they were thieves, and quickly slipped past.
When Wanchun Ju turned around, she saw the two of them disappearing from the corner. She felt a little familiar, but before she could think about it, her buttocks throbbed again, and she couldn't care anymore.
**
When I came to the delivery room, I saw Zhong Kangde walking with Dai Shufang from a distance. Zhong Kangde's eyes were full of tenderness and care.
"Aunt Fang/Mom!" Da Qiao and Huo Chi walked over and shouted at the same time.
Dai Shufang looked up and saw them, with a smile on her face: "Da Qiao, Chi'er, are you here?"
Da Qiao walked over, naturally held her other hand, and asked softly, "Aunt Fang, how are you? Will your stomach hurt?"
Dai Shufang pulled the corners of her lips and smiled: "It's not very painful, the doctor said that it will take a while to give birth."
That
How could it be possible to have a child without pain, and at her age, her energy was no better than when she was young. From the labor pain to the present, she has been exhausted.
It's just that she didn't want to scare Da Qiao, lest she would have a psychological shadow when she was pregnant in the future.
Da Qiao took out a handkerchief to help Aunt Fang wipe off the sweat, and then asked Brother Huo Chi to bring the wolfberry brown sugar water she brought over to Aunt Fang to drink.
Dai Shufang looked at the water she brought over, and she knew in her heart that she drank it without any hesitation.
Sure enough, not long after drinking, she felt that her fatigue had disappeared a lot, and her whole body had strength. Ten minutes later, she was sent to the delivery room.
The screams of women kept coming from the delivery room, and Da Qiao's face turned pale.
Huo Chi took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, reached out to hold her little hand and said, "Don't be afraid, it will be alright."
Da Qiao's long eyelashes trembled: "Brother Huochi, if I don't want to have children in the future, can I not have children?"
Over the past few months, she has seen how hard Aunt Fang is pregnant, and now she hears the endless cries in her ears, which makes her feel fearful.
Huo Chi said without hesitation: "Okay, if you don't want to have a baby after we get married, we won't have a baby, I'll go get a sterilization!"
Of course he wanted a child that belonged to the two of them, but he married her not to inherit the family, but because he wanted to be with her for the rest of his life, so if she didn't want to have a child, then don't give birth, he would try to convince him grandfather.
Da Qiao pursed his lips, leaned over and said, "Brother Huo Chi, you are so kind!"
Huo Chi raised his lips and smiled at her, his eyes full of tenderness.
An hour later, Dai Shufang gave birth to a five-pound boy.
Not to mention how disappointed she was when she saw the handle of her younger son, she also pulled the nurse to ask if it was a mistake, she thought it should be a daughter in her belly.
This made the doctors and nurses in the obstetrics and gynecology department a little dumbfounded, and at the same time, they also had a good impression of her in their hearts.
In the past, people were very patriarchal, and they could have unlimited births. Since the birth of family planning, the hospitals in Beijing often see families who have given birth to female babies, which makes them angry and powerless!
It doesn't matter to Zhong Kangde, his son and daughter are fine.
At this moment, he was holding his small, wrinkled son, his eyes flushed.
This child he had waited for decades to come to him is the crystallization of the love between him and Dai Shufang.
After the child took a bath, Da Qiao and Huo Chi didn't see Xiao Wu'er.
Although Xiao Wu'er has wrinkled skin, his nose is straight, very similar to Huo Chi's brother.
wearing
During the process of Shufang giving birth, Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju experienced the first explosion in their lives, and both of them had a great shadow in their hearts.
Especially Qiao Zhenguo, who checked him was a man, and when the man's finger went into his chrysanthemum, he trembled all over.
He is not clean.
Both of them have serious hemorrhoids, which are grade IV hemorrhoids. The hemorrhoids prolapse outside the anus/men and cannot be retrieved. They must be surgically removed.
It's just that the surgery can't be done on the same day. The two of them were arranged to be hospitalized, waiting for the surgery to be arranged.
The ward happened to be next to Dai Shufang, so from time to time Da Qiao and his group heard mourning sounds coming from the next door.
**
In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the full moon of Xiaowuer.
The Full Moon Wine was held at Huo's house, and the guests were all familiar relatives and friends.
"Oh, Xiao Wu looks so handsome!" The eldest sister of the Mao family next door praised with a smile.
Lin Hui nodded: "He is just like Huo Chi, and he is as good-looking as Sister Fang."
After Dai Shufang gave birth, she was obviously a little fatter, but she looked very good: "Don't praise him, so that this little guy is too proud!"
Zhong Kangde became a father when he was in his 40s. He was so doting on his son. He hugged his son every day and said he was good-looking. She was afraid that the younger son would become very narcissistic when he grew up.
However, Xiao Wuer does look like her, and Huo Chi also looks like her mostly, so the two brothers look alike, and if they don't know it, they think they are the same father and the same mother.
By the way, Xiao Wu'er's name is Zhong Wanhao, and the word "late" means old man.
Everyone was chatting and laughing around the children in the living room, but Qiao Zhenguo and Wan Chunju were exercising in the yard.
Well, levator exercises.
The hemorrhoid surgery a month ago left the couple with lingering fears and vowed that they would never dare to eat chili peppers again. They also followed the doctor's advice to do levator ani exercises every day.
Just do it at home. The two couples also do this kind of exercise when they come to other people's houses, which makes people speechless.
Qiao Xiuzhi almost rolled her eyes when she saw the eldest son and his wife: "You two, please stop for me, and pay attention to me when you come to someone else's house!"
When the two heard her words, they listened to their actions, but Wanchunju felt that she could fight for more: "Mom, we are exercising, the doctor asked us to do it!"
Qiao Xiuzhi laughed angrily: "The doctor told you to exercise at home, but did not let you go to someone else's yard to lie down and do leg-clamping.
action! Stop it right now, you two, or just go home for me now! "
Although Wanchun Ju was not convinced, she still stopped.
When it was time to eat lunch, everyone's attention was initially on Xiao Wu'er, a newborn baby, but gradually it shifted to a group of unmarried men and women.
Aunts all over the country have a common hobby, that is, they like to tell people who they are.
And Qiao Dongying, who has no target and is old, has become the target of everyone's key "siege".
"Aunt Xiuzhi, how old is your second granddaughter this year? Is there a match?" Dai Shufang's second sister-in-law was asking.
Qiao Xiuzhi replied, "She is twenty-three years old this year, and she has no partner yet."
The second sister-in-law of the Dai family looked at Qiao Dongying up and down, and exclaimed exaggeratedly: "You don't have a partner at the age of 23? Are you not in a hurry? This age is not too young. When I was 23 years old, my second child would walk. It's gone!"
Qiao Xiuzhi said lightly: "How can we compare the past with now? How many of us went to college at that time? Dong Ying just graduated this year, and now the girls are about the same age when they study, so they are not too old."
Dai's second sister-in-law disagreed: "Reading is reading, but reading should not delay finding a man. Otherwise, at such an old age, where can you find a good man, right?"
As soon as she said this, no one agreed with her.
Wanchun Ju wanted to agree, but before she spoke, she felt her mother-in-law's eyes like a knife, and she had to shut up.
Qiao Dongying's face was very embarrassed, and the hand under the table was tightly clenched into a fist.
Da Qiao happened to be sitting next to her, reached out and patted the back of her hand lightly.
Knowing that she was comforting herself, Qiao Dongying turned her head and smiled at her.
"Second sister-in-law, didn't you say you like to eat crabs? Eat a few more today, and I'll ask my aunt to pack a bag for you later."
Dai Shufang has never liked this second sister-in-law, but today is Xiao Wu'er's full moon wine, and she doesn't want to be too stiff.
Dai's second sister-in-law always wanted to please this rich little sister-in-law, but she kept ignoring her. When she heard this, her fat face immediately turned into a chrysanthemum: "Yes, I just like to eat crabs, but The abalone and prawns are also very good.”
Dai Shufang pursed her lips and ignored her.
Contempt flashed in the eyes of other people on the table, and the second sister-in-law of the Dai family seemed to realize it, she pouted, and then she stopped speaking.
After everyone had finished eating, Dai Shufang and Qiao Xiuzhi made peace with each other in private.
Qiao Dongying apologized.
Qiao Dongying knew that Aunt Fang couldn't be blamed for this, so she said nothing.
It's just that Qiao Dongying is indeed not too young. The first thing to talk about is a spy. In addition, she has changed several jobs after graduation, and she has never been settled.
Her future has become something that Qiao's family is worried about.
**
Qiao Xiuzhi had asked Qiao Dongying privately what she wanted to do
Qiao Dongying said that she didn't know, so she wanted to try it in various industries, maybe one day she could find what she wanted to do.
As for marriage, she doesn't want to get married yet.
Although Qiao Xiuzhi was a little worried, she still supported her granddaughter's idea.
But Qiao Xiuzhi was not in a hurry, while Wanchun Ju was in a hurry.
There is an old girl at home, which is a very humiliating thing in Wanchunju's view. As long as Qiao Dongying is at home, she must nagging about this matter.
Said she was useless, she was still doing odd jobs after she went to college. It was better not to go to college at the beginning and just get married. Then she said that she had a bad personality. Even when Qiao Donghe was studying, men were attracted to her, not to mention her. Big Joe!
She felt that Qiao Dongying didn't find a target because she had a problem herself!
These words seriously hurt Qiao Dongying, and the relationship between the two mothers and daughters was very tense. In the end, Qiao Dongying couldn't take it anymore, so she packed up and went to live in the second room.
Wanchun Ju almost became mad when she saw her daughter betray her.
It's impossible for her to just ignore her daughter's marriage. She told people about Qiao Dongying everywhere in the hotel and asked people to introduce her to someone.
So half a month later, Qiao Dongying's first blind date was born.
The other party is two years older than Qiao Dongying. He is also a college student and a foreigner, but he does financial work in a company in Beijing, with a good salary and good personal conditions.
Because of this, Qiao Dongying agreed to meet.
After going to meet, the other party is in line with what the introducer said, except for the height that has shrunk a little, and he looks pretty good, but the dark circles under his eyes are a bit scary.
Qiao Dongying noticed his dark circles as soon as they met: "You are in finance, are you busy at work? Do you need to work overtime often?"
The man didn't react for a while, shook his head and said, "Although our work is sometimes very busy, our company has good benefits, and we only work overtime once or twice a month."
Qiao Dongying teased: "I see that your dark circles are so serious, I thought you often have to work overtime!"
Only then did the man realize that she was talking about her dark circles, and quickly explained: "My dark circles are natural.
, my family is such a big black eye! "
Qiao Dongying pursed her lips to express her understanding.
Because the other party's conversation is very humorous, and his personality is not particularly offensive, so even if Qiao Dongying has no feelings for him, she still does not immediately reject the other party.
She was really fed up with her mother forcing marriage every day, and she wanted to use this person as a shield.
Shen Tianyou has been admitted to a university in Beijing, where he majored in aerospace.
When he knew that Sister Ying already had a blind date, he was so anxious that he came to her on weekends.
The two of them did not meet in the second room, but made an appointment to a small restaurant outside.
Shen Tianyou was impatient, and as soon as he sat down, he asked straight to the point, "Sister Ying, have you confirmed your relationship with that person?"
Qiao Dongying poured him a glass of soda, shook his head and said, "It shouldn't be confirmed, but we will meet once a week."
Except for the dark circles under her eyes, she really couldn't find any other problems. If this situation continued, they should confirm the relationship.
Shen Tianyou stared at her closely: "Sister Ying, how is that person? He shouldn't be that good?"
Qiao Dongying raised her eyebrows: "Why do you say that?"
Shen Tianyou: "If he's really good, Sister Ying, you might agree to him, but Sister Ying, your tone just now was very uncertain. Are there any shortcomings in him?"
Qiao Dongying shook her head: "No flaws."
Shen Tianyou didn't believe this, and his heart was still sour: "A person has shortcomings, how can he have no shortcomings?"
Qiao Dongying looked at his serious appearance, and couldn't help but smile: "There are also some shortcomings. His dark circles are very serious, you can see them from five or six meters away!"
Shen Tianyou was shocked when he heard this: "Sister Ying, I heard that people with severe dark circles are basically kidney deficiency!"
When Qiao Dongying heard this, she burst out laughing.
And a man sitting at the table next to them was very upset. He also had dark circles under his eyes, but his dark circles are natural. Their whole family is like this. Could it be that they all have kidney deficiency
Bullshit!
Shen Tianyou took her seriously: "Sister Ying, what I said is true, that person's eyes are so dark, maybe he doesn't sleep at night to do bad things!"
Qiao Dongying smiled and pulled the topic away.
In her opinion, Shen Tianyou was still a child, and she didn't want to talk to him about her feelings.
Seeing that she didn't believe her words, Shen Tianyou was as anxious as an ant on a hot pan, but there was nothing he could do.
Qiao Dongying didn't believe that Shen Tianyou said that the other party did bad things at night, who knew that he was really talking about it!
A month later, the blind date man and the company where the blind date man worked were arrested by the Public Security Bureau for illegal tomb robbing!
When Qiao Dongying heard the news that the other party was arrested, she was stunned.
It turns out that the other party's dark circles are really because of something bad done at night!
The author has something to say: this is more of yesterday~
Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Yujun, Fangfei's salary, 27694307, Xuan 1;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Ye Qing; 25761446, 10 bottles of small wheat; ,,.