When Will General Come Marry Me?
将军何时来娶我
Author: 青小雨
Latest: Chapter 21
Status: Completed
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Genres: Comedy
Tags: alternate world ancient china arranged marriage empires generals
Shu Shi country’s Little Prince fell in love at first sight with the eldest son of Qi family. He declared: If it’s not the general, I will never get married!
The Emperor was furious: Three generations of the Qi family are all generals. Qi Nanke is their eldest son, how can he give his hand to you in marriage?
The aggrieved Little Prince sighed regretfully: Then, I can give my hand to him.
Qi Nanke heard the news. He quickly returned to Royal City to break the engagement, but halfway through, he met the Little Prince who had snuck out from the Royal City.
Little Prince traveled a thousand miles to see his husband. Who would have thought he would encounter mountain bandits and was even coincidentally saved by Qi Nanke?
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The Little Prince squeaked out mandarin in Shu Shi’s dialect: It can’t be, it can’t be! How could my white moonlight grow up to be like this?
Qi Nanke: …
Little Prince: Don’t touch this daddy!! (`皿′)
蜀世国小王爷一见钟情戚家嫡子，扬言：非将军不娶。
皇帝大怒：戚家三代功臣，戚南柯为嫡长子，如何能嫁给你？
小王爷委屈巴巴，遗憾叹息：那我嫁也是可以的。
戚南柯得知消息，快马赶回王城意图破坏这场婚约，不料半路却遇上了偷溜出城的小王爷。
小王爷千里寻夫，怎料却遇上山匪劫道，被戚南柯误打误撞救下。
小王爷满嘴蜀世国官话：不阔能不阔能！我哩白月光咋会长成这样子？
戚南柯：……
小王爷：莫挨老子！！ (`皿′)
*本文所有内容人物均为架空虚构。
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