"Fifth Master, Fifth Master..."
One sound after another, respectful and patient, as if it would never stop.
Yin Zhan opened his eyes, ignored the discomfort of the hangover, and sat up lazily.
Xiao Huai by the bed held a heart and smiled flatteringly: "Fifth Master, you finally woke up."
"If you don't wake up again, you've yelled out my soul," Yin Zhan smiled, but when he looked up, he saw that his nose was stuffed with paper, and there was a clear five-finger print on his left cheek, and he burst out laughing, "Oh, today It looks pretty good."
Xiao Huai sadly said: "Don't mention Wuye, isn't it almost Qingming."
Yin Zhan burst into laughter: "That brother of yours burned two more beauties for you?"
"That's not it." Xiao Huai wanted to cry but had no tears.
This is the fourth year of his death.
Every Qingming Festival and Hanshi, his mortal brother will burn two beauties to him in addition to burning paper money, sports cars and various big-name products. The problem is that he found true love in the underworld in the first year of his death. Then a beauty came to him, one can imagine his wife's face.
Yin Zhan took the time to wash up and said leisurely: "If there is such a brother, marry him if he has a good pregnancy in the future."
Xiao Huai: "Fifth Master, don't make fun of me. I just want to save enough money to entrust Menglou to my brother's entrusted dream, so that he can calm down."
"Do you still need to save money?" Yin Zhan gave him an idea, "If you do this, go out and tell them that you can persuade me to go to the underworld, and those people in my family will definitely rush to take you to Dream Tower."
Xiao Huai's heart skipped a beat: "That's okay!" He quickly realized something, "Wait, are you willing to go to Hades?"
Yin Zhan gave a short laugh, but couldn't reveal much: "Well, don't they all say that God's will is hard to break?"
Xiaohuai hesitated to speak, but when she saw him go out, she sighed inwardly.
Different from these little ghosts, the Yin family is a big family in the underworld. It has existed for thousands of years. Yes, the family power tends to grow stronger.
If I were someone else, I might be envious, but most of the unmarried Yin family are very resistant. After all, the other half can’t be chosen by themselves, and they have to listen to a mirror. .
The mansion was surprisingly quiet, not even a ghost could be seen. Yin Zhan walked all the way to the main entrance of the mansion, finally smiled, and commented: "It really looks like I'm letting you go." He stepped out of the door and went to the road on the right.
Xiao Huai followed for a while, and tentatively asked, "Fifth Master, are you really going to the Underworld?"
"Go ahead," Yin Zhan said, "Even if I go out of the city, I will be blocked back, right?"
Xiao Huaiqian laughed, and then let go of his hanging heart, and felt a faint sadness lingering, and was about to grit his teeth to persuade him not to let it go, but he suddenly opened his mouth.
"You said that there is a family in the sky and on the earth, which family is so weird?"
Xiao Huai thought for a while: "It seems that there is a family of cultivators in the mortal world, a family of wife and slaves, it is said that as long as they fall in love..." He suddenly stopped, at least they choose their own daughter-in-law, and being a wife and slave is also willing!
Sure enough, Yin Zhan smiled and drew a long tone: "As long as you like it..."
Xiao Huai didn't dare to answer now, and followed him to a majestic palace. Several members of the Yin family had been waiting for a long time, when they saw them, one of them ran to report the news, while the rest came forward cautiously.
Yin Zhan didn't move for a while, and said: "There is a box in the drawer on the left side of my desk, take it and go to Tuomenglou to find your brother."
The illusion of confessing the funeral made Xiao Huai and the Yin family break out in a cold sweat. Xiao Huai almost wanted to kneel down for him, shaking his head like a rattle: "No, no, I don't want it, I save the money myself..."
"Here's it for you, just take it." Yin Zhan couldn't refuse to interrupt, and he went into the underworld in a daze.
Just as there are ten artifacts guarding and supporting the heavens, there are corresponding treasures in the underworld. The Bodhi Mirror is one of them and has been kept by the Underworld. The descendants of the family reflect the destined person.
All members of the Yin family who have reached a certain age have to come and have their photo taken.
This is a family rule and cannot be violated.
Xiao Huai was stopped outside. Yin Zhan walked through the checkpoints and entered a spacious stone room. He looked up and saw that except for the Lord Ming, the rest were members of the Yin family. The simple mirror is exactly the bodhi mirror.
The Yin family saw him smiling and taking a step casually, they couldn't help tensing their backs nervously, for fear that this kid would suddenly get violent and tear this place down, after all...he went crazy once a hundred years ago.
Yin Zhan's father coughed, wanting to drink some chicken soup for the soul, but saw his son wave his hand lazily.
Yin Zhan said: "Let's get started, there will always be this day anyway."
As soon as the words fell, he happened to walk ten steps away from the bodhi mirror, and the mirror was sensed and instantly lit up.
The stone room could hear needles falling, everyone held their breath slightly, and stretched their necks to look around after the light had dissipated, only to hear a few female voices, very excited: "Brother, why don't you smile~"
"How about taking a picture with my sister?"
"Oh, don't be shy!"
"Don't..." In the picture, a boy is wearing a peaked cap, desperately covering most of his face, his exposed ears are red, and he is holding up a courier slip tremblingly, "Don't do this, please sign it."
Bodhi Mirror also gave information: Tang You, male, 22 years old, courier, orphan.
Concise and clear.
Tsk tsk, this time they are ordinary mortals... The Yin family looked at the Bodhi Mirror curiously, and saw that Tang You had been teased by those girls with green eyes for a long time before running away with trembling paws. Yin Zhan has become successful, but he must not be destroyed by poisonous hands!
Whether it will succeed or not is the key question.
They couldn't help looking at Yin Zhan.
Yin Zhan watched the image in the mirror disappear, smiled, and said, "Oh, I see, thank you."
The Yin family: "..."
Yin Zhan turned to leave, but suddenly felt a strong suction force, and before he could react, he quickly flew backwards, and was sucked into the mirror in an instant.
The Yin family: "..."
Sure enough, it will become like this!
In these years, all Yin family members who were dishonest or who sneered at the bodhi mirror would be sucked into the mirror and fell into other dimensions, waiting for a destined marriage, and soon Tang You would also enter.
Everyone suddenly saw their stubborn and ineffective self, and couldn't help but sigh with emotion. At this time, they saw the Bodhi Mirror shining again, and then it turned into an oval machine, and spit out an instruction manual. After thousands of years, this is still the Bodhi Mirror This was the first time the Yin family had this situation, and they were immediately amazed.
"As expected of Xiao Zhan..." someone murmured.
"Stop talking nonsense," Father Yin picked up the manual and read through the ten lines at a glance, "Take the things away."
After everyone understood the situation, they rolled up their sleeves and wanted to move the machine. And since this is what Bodhi Mirror meant, the Underworld Lord couldn't say anything, so he let it go.
The spring breeze is warm and the peach blossoms are clustered.
It was the weekend, and the commercial street was bustling with people.
Tang You parked his electric tricycle and went to a street stall to buy lunch.
An event was being held not far away, and the excited voice of the host could be heard clearly. Tang You took a bite of the biscuit and moved a few steps forward, intending to watch the excitement. The staff who handed out the flyers happened to walk nearby, smiled and handed him a small card with a number on it: "Little handsome guy, there will be a lottery draw in a while, you can go and see, there is also a show."
Tang You didn't finish his meal, so he was not in a hurry to leave, and thanked him politely.
The staff looked at him playfully before turning elsewhere.
In less than five minutes, the lottery session arrived. At first there were some small prizes, and then the first, second and third prizes.
The host put his hand into the lottery box: "The next thing is the first prize that everyone is looking forward to. The prize is our company's newly developed time travel experience machine. Yes, you heard it right, it is a time travel machine. Liar."
The audience burst into laughter, and the host finally pulled out his hand: "Yes, the winner of our first prize is No. 520! No. 520! Congratulations to this friend!"
Tang You was stunned for a few seconds before returning to his senses. When the host asked if the person on this account was there, he raised his hand in disbelief.
"I see!" The host spotted him almost instantly, "That handsome guy, come on stage!"
Tang You won the grand prize for the first time, and his mind was a little blank, and he could hardly remember the specific process. He only knew that a group of people quickly surrounded him after he stepped off the stage.
"Hey buddy, just take a look at it, what does the host mean when he said time-traveling machine?"
"It definitely can't be a real time travel... Let me go, this is a 3D holographic game machine! Entering it is another world, it can also be called a time travel experience machine!"
"Good cow!"
Tang You scratched his head and smiled, and ran away immediately when he saw several girls taking pictures of him with their mobile phones.
The machine is half the height of a person, but it is not heavy. Tang You can carry it back to the apartment by himself.
He put the things down, unpacked them, and took off the peaked cap. His face was immediately reflected on the shiny white fuselage—this face was delicate and beautiful, with clean eyes, the corners of his mouth were turned up, and he had a good temper. He is a dangerous little animal, which makes people want to hold and touch it. No wonder those girls' eyes light up when they see him.
There was still some time before the delivery in the afternoon. Tang You read the instructions carefully, plugged in the power, sat in, and pressed start.
The screen brightened quickly, and a mechanical female voice sounded instantly: "Welcome to use the knksn time travel game console."
Tang You was silent for a second, selected the voice intelligence mode, and asked: "Those letters should read kei, en, kei, love death, en, you can't read it, or did you read it correctly? Did you screw up your 'pronunciation?"
Machine: "Sorry, your problem is not covered by the service."
"..." Tang You watched the "Continue" dialog box pop up on the screen, and hesitated for a while. After all, curiosity prevailed. After listening to it introduce the rules of the game, he entered a very complicated selection page: world background, Species, male and female, age, lifespan, family, number of spouses, career, number of crossings, etc.
He chose one by one, set the end time so that he could go out to deliver the courier smoothly, and then pressed the confirm button.
"drop!"
The whole machine lit up, and Tang You was instantly sucked onto the seat by an invisible force. The picture in front of him was quickly distorted. Unable to exert any strength, just about to resign to fate, I only heard the sound of "beep, beep", the light inside the machine dimmed, and then it began to glow red.
Machine: "Dididi! The system has been attacked by unknown people!"
Tang You: "..."
The alarm didn't sound for long, and the next moment, a small bar window appeared on the screen: "Sorry, the system is crashing..."
Tang You: "..."
The originally selected options on the page suddenly turned rapidly, and everything became unknown. Tang You's eyes darkened and he lost consciousness.
When I opened my eyes again, I was standing on the cliff, and a well-known divine comedy came to my ears.
"You chase~I fly~you chase~I fly~ah~you chase~I fly~"
Tang You's brain was confused, and it took him a long time to realize that he was transformed into a tree, and the singing came from another tree next to him. He was shocked, and heard the tree continue to sing: "You chase after chase~ I will fly~ oh~ I will fly~"
This Divine Comedy was so magical that Tang You was in a daze for several seconds before opening his mouth: "As a tree, you can sing this..."
Yin Zhan said "Yo" and was happy.
Although he was sucked into the bodhi mirror, he vaguely knew that the bodhi mirror had become a time-traveling machine, and he knew that the world he wanted to go to would be chosen by this kid. He thought Tang You would choose to be an adult, but unexpectedly he would become a tree. He thought it was a bit interesting: "Here we come."
"Hmm... um?" Tang You was puzzled, "What's coming?"
"It's not important, I'm in a pretty good mood right now, if I have anything to say, I'll ask after I finish singing," Yin Zhan rapped and sang, "I fly to the sky~ sky~ you can't catch up~ arrive~ oh~ you chase~ I fly~”
Tang You: "..."
The Divine Comedy kept reverberating on the cliff, and after a while, the other tree next to them probably couldn't take it anymore, and the brightest green leaf on the top fell off with a "snap".
Tang You: "..."