When the two walked to the rented barbecue grill, Bai Tao still felt a little uncomfortable, but the consolation was that Pei Shi didn't look much better either.
Aren't they a married couple? Why do they look like elementary school students on their first date
Bai Tao's heart was beating like a drum, and she was complaining in her heart. Fortunately, this awkward atmosphere did not last long, because Bai Tao was hungry, so she started to tinker with the barbecue grill to divert her attention.
According to the guide, you should first put barbecue charcoal on the grill, then sprinkle some apple wood sawdust on the charcoal to make it easier to ignite, then take out the built-in grill, and then... how should you light the fire
Before Bai Tao came, she had read a few barbecue guides in a hurry, but now she was so nervous that she forgot all the subsequent steps, not to mention that theory and practice are two different things. So at this moment, she could only look up and look at Pei Shi anxiously.
"How should I do it?"
The news report was vague about the division of labor between the two people, but looking at Pei Shi's appearance at the moment, this man was obviously not in the barbecue state yet. Looking at the wood chips, his face was full of confusion. This expression made Bai Tao feel that she had a bad premonition -
“Pei Shi, can you put charcoal?”
"Won't."
"Then can you clean up this public barbecue grill first? Can you do it?"
"… Won't."
"What about igniting the fire?"
"Won't."
…
Bai Tao originally thought that even if Pei Shi was not very good, he could still help out, but she didn't expect... her nightmare came true! This man didn't know anything!
Okay, it seems that I also grilled the barbecue for Pei Shi.
These dates were really for Pei Shi, not for Pei Shi. Now Bai Tao only felt as if she was the one who brought her girlfriend out to date...
I feel so tired!
Bai Tao, Bai Tao, what's wrong with you? He's just a man, why did you go to such great lengths to seduce him? What's so good about Pei Shi
The more Bai Tao thought about it, the more unwilling she felt: "I baked it for you before, right?"
Pei Shi looked away: "Yeah."
Bai Tao wished she could travel back in time to wake herself up, but now she could only follow her character and had to tinker with the barbecue.
After Pei Shi honestly admitted that he didn't know how to grill this time, he simply let go. While Bai Tao was preparing the barbecue, the man stood aside curiously without saying much. He handed Bai Tao whatever she wanted. Bai Tao glanced at him in between her work. Pei Shi had a nice figure, was tall and had long legs. He was probably a little embarrassed because he didn't know how to grill, but now he stood aside obediently, which actually seemed quite well-behaved.
Pretty good...
Bai Tao finally lit the barbecue grill using the fire sponge and kerosene according to the guide. Because she was inexperienced and got too close, she was choked by the smoke and tears came to her eyes. But when she saw Pei Shi like this, she was strangely not angry, and instead felt quite moved.
When a handsome man behaves well, he seems...quite cute.
Bai Tao looked away, restraining herself from looking at Pei Shi, staring at the burning charcoal, but her heart was still distracted - no wonder rich women like to keep well-behaved little puppies. At this moment, Bai Tao resonated with the rich women.
With Pei Shi's looks, if he is always so well behaved, it seems possible to ride a bike with him, prepare barbecue and feed him, fly kites with him, sleep with him in the camp...
But even if she worked so hard, she couldn't let Pei Shi eat barbecue so easily, right? After all, love that comes too easily won't be cherished. Bai Tao felt that she should let Pei Shi do some work within his ability and use him when necessary.
"Pei Shi! Help me get the tin foil from my backpack!"
Originally, whenever Bai Tao asked Pei Shi to get something, Pei Shi would find it quickly and hand it to her. However, this time, she had been gone for ten minutes and Pei Shi had not returned yet.
Maybe there were too many things in the backpack, Pei Shi searched for a long time but couldn't find it.
"Haven't you found it yet?" Bai Tao could only put down the work at hand and walked towards Pei Shi, "It should be at the bottom of the backpack..."
But before she could utter the last word "next", Bai Tao saw Pei Shi take out a deadly thing from the compartment of his backpack.
Now Bai Tao didn't care about anything anymore. She glared at Pei Shi and rushed towards him, trying to snatch the backpack and the things in Pei Shi's hands. But Pei Shi's obedience was just a disguise after all. The man held the box in his hand and raised his hand high. Even if Bai Tao jumped up, she still couldn't do anything to him.
"Give it back to me!"
"Bai Tao." Pei Shi held Bai Tao with one hand and put down the other hand, bringing the thing in his hand to his eyes. He glanced at Bai Tao, his eyebrows slightly raised, "Why are you carrying this kind of thing?"
Looking at the Durex in Pei Shi's hand, Bai Tao was embarrassed and annoyed. She gritted her teeth and said in defense, "I didn't mean what you think! I just bought it as a group purchase last time, so I didn't look at it carefully and just threw it into the shopping cart. It's not what you think!"
"Oh." Pei Shi looked at the box without sincerity. "Not what I thought?" He looked at Bai Tao expressionlessly. "Then why did you change the size?"
"…" Pei Shi, if you have good eyesight, you will be struck by lightning! If you observe so carefully, you will be lonely for the rest of your life!
Bai Tao was so angry that she didn't want to talk. Her whole face turned red. She snatched the things from Pei Shi's hand, stuffed them into her backpack, and began to argue: "Don't worry about it. I brought this, not for that. I have other uses!"
Pei Shi continued to chase him and refused to let go: "What other uses are there?" The vengeful man tilted his head and recalled as if he suddenly remembered something, "Bai Tao, do you still remember some health articles you sent me before? For example, there seems to be something called "The more you do, the faster you age!"? And..."
Bai Tao rushed forward and covered Pei Shi's mouth. She stared at Pei Shi and said in a low voice, "Pei Shi, men should not bring up the past. Let the past go with the wind and forget about those things in the past..."
Pei Shi's eyes were still full of mockery, but at least he didn't embarrass Bai Tao again.
Seeing Pei Shi finally quiet down, Bai Tao let him go. Then she coughed and said seriously, "I really didn't lie to you. I brought this with me for other uses. As for what other uses it has, this is my secret. You will know it later!"
"Where's the tinfoil? Did you find it?"
Soon, Bai Tao changed the subject. She found the tin foil naturally and went back to grilling.
However, grilling was more troublesome than Bai Tao thought. She spent a long time and her face was almost blackened by the smoke. In the end, the ingredients were still not grilled well. Either she didn’t control the heat well and burned them, or they were cooked on the outside but still raw on the inside...
Looking at the food that she had spent so much time on but ended up not being edible, Bai Tao was hungry and dirty. She then thought about how embarrassed she was when Pei Shi caught her with the condoms. Then she looked at the mess of the barbecue grill in front of her and felt wronged and frustrated: "How could this happen... I did everything according to the guide!"
"Forget it, let me give it a try."
Just when Bai Tao was about to cry out of grievance, Pei Shi finally came over and took the barbecue tools from her hands.
“But you don’t know how to grill!”
Pei Shi looked at Bai Tao like an idiot and said, "You can learn it."
"Are you still willing to spend time learning this?"
Pei Shi flipped the skewers in his hand in a serious manner while glancing at Bai Tao unhappily: "What can I do? With a wife like you, of course I can only learn." The stingy man sighed pretentiously, then gave Bai Tao a smirk, "After all, my wife spends all her time researching and buying some family planning products."
"… "
This joke is not going away...
After Pei Shi finished speaking, he looked at Bai Tao implicitly again.
The man didn't say anything else, but the emotion in his eyes really pissed Bai Tao off! Why didn't she realize before that Pei Shi could be so vindictive and mean under his cold exterior
Bai Tao had a fierce look on her face and didn't want to pay any attention to Pei Shi.
But soon, Bai Tao couldn't hold it back anymore. Pei Shi was indeed a bit disrespectful. He clearly didn't know how to grill before, but after reading the guide, he actually did it quite well. After a while, the aroma of the grilled chicken skewers came out. Even though Bai Tao didn't want to pay attention to Pei Shi anymore, driven by her hungry stomach, she couldn't help but move towards the chicken skewers.
"It smells so good, when can I eat it?"
"Until next time you buy the right size."
"Um?"
Pei Shi flipped the skewers, leaned over to Bai Tao's ear, lowered his voice, and said word by word: "It's still too small."
Because they were too close, the man's warm breath touched Bai Tao's earlobe directly. She felt numb and itchy, and almost subconsciously jumped away like a cat with its fur standing on end, then looked at Pei Shi warily.
Damn it, what's wrong with Pei Shi? Or is it me who is wrong
Bai Tao felt that something was wrong with her. Originally, when she saw Pei Shishi, her heartbeat would just speed up. But now, not only was her heartbeat off track, but when Pei Shishi leaned close to her ear to talk, her spine felt numb, as if she had been electrocuted. Her fingertips still felt like they were being attacked by electricity.
Cherish life and stay away from Pei Shi!
The large size isn't enough for you, you want an extra large size, why don't you go to the sky! You stinky scoundrel!
Bai Tao glared at Pei Shi with a red face. Originally, this man was meticulous, abstinent and cold at home and in the company, but during this outing, Bai Tao discovered that Pei Shi was extremely lewd in nature. Sometimes he was obedient and cute, and sometimes he was bad and trashy. He was stingy and shameless, and he could even tease people with a bad mouth. Coupled with his peach blossom eyes, he didn't look like a decent and decent man who was suitable for a family!
How did I marry him?!
Are you crazy
Pei Shi didn't let Bai Tao go. While he was preparing the barbecue, he snorted and said, "You bought so much and you didn't bring any money."
"My phone suddenly broke!!!"
"Oh." Pei Shi nodded insincerely, "Yes, it broke suddenly, so he waited for me to pay for it. After all, it was bought for me."
Bai Tao was almost mad. What kind of rubbish man is this for you? Look how proud you are of him! You are dreaming!
Opportunities always come to those who are prepared. Bai Tao looked around with anger in her heart and finally found the stage to perform!
She walked towards her backpack with a powerful look on her face and took out Durex: "I'll show you what it's used for now!"
Pei Shi saw it and indeed had an indescribable expression on his face. He said unnaturally: "Now? Are you sure you want to use it now? Here? In the wild? Aren't you a little too..."
Oh, I thought it was for you? You wish!
Bai Tao made a gesture of silence to Pei Shi, immediately opened the box, took out a condom, and then, under Pei Shi's complicated gaze, she unfolded the condom and put it on her left shoe.
Remove another one and put it on your right foot.
I'm using it for myself! It's not your turn!
Bai Tao finished everything calmly and smiled at Pei Shiyun calmly: "See? This is a must-have item for home and travel, just in case!" She pointed to a puddle in front of her and said seriously, "I brought it with me just for unexpected moments like this, so that I can face it calmly and watch the wind and clouds with a smile, understand?"
After Bai Tao finished speaking, she put her feet into the puddle and demonstrated to Pei Shi: "See? The shoes won't get wet at all, safety is guaranteed! No leakage or cracking! Give you all-round personal protection, so that all your troubles disappear without a trace! My nickname is 'little umbrella', and actually it has this function, to be a little umbrella for your feet, so that you can come and go freely in the mud puddle! No leakage!"
"… "
Bai Tao explained shamelessly: "Really, I wear this for exactly this purpose. It's not what you think. As for why I changed to a larger size." Bai Tao glared at Pei Shi pretentiously and said, "It's because your feet are bigger! I was thinking of letting you use it too!"
She smiled as if hiding her merits and fame: "Look, don't be stereotyped when you are a person. Many things have multiple uses. Viagra can not only improve male sexual function, but also dilate pulmonary blood vessels. It is a life-saving drug for patients with pulmonary hypertension! Today I will show you a new use for Durex. How do you think? It has broadened your horizons and improved your imagination, right?"
"..." Pei Shi's expression was very interesting. He seemed to be completely defeated by Bai Tao's logic. After a moment, he regained his voice and said, "The new use you developed did bring it to the market, but the question is, why did you jump into the puddle?"
"… Why do you have so many questions?!" Bai Tao said angrily, "What if it rains? Won't there be more puddles when it rains? I'm just demonstrating to you that Durex is a must-have multifunctional product for outdoor activities, home and travel! It guarantees your safe travel, 100% protection! Don't ask so many questions! Let's go grill some meat while we have time! I'm hungry! I want to eat meat!"
In the end, even after talking about this, Pei Shi still gave Bai Tao a meaningful look. Then he glanced at Bai Tao's feet wearing Durex and smiled: "Yes, you are always ready, just waiting to 'eat meat'. I can see how eager you are."
Trash Pei Shi actually used a pun to mock himself?!
Bai Tao remained calm on her face, but she was gritting her teeth in her heart. "Okay, Pei Shi, if you have the guts, you can live your whole life in accordance with the laws of nature and eliminate human desires. Otherwise, just wait! I will make sure you can't eat meat for the rest of your life!"