Fifteen minutes later.
"come over."
Bai Tao squatted aside angrily, biting her lips warily, and glared at Pei Shi: "What are you doing?"
Pei Shi glanced at the skewers and said simply, "Eat meat."
"I don't!"
A gentleman does not accept food given out of pity!
"Then I'll eat it." Pei Shi pretended to eat it himself.
Bai Tao looked at the shiny grilled chicken skewers that had just been sprinkled with cumin, and a fierce struggle broke out in her heart, but in the end, she still gave in - Pei Shi was trash, but the meat was innocent! He who knows food is a hero! How can you beat Pei Shi if you are not full
This thought became even stronger after Bai Tao took her first bite of the yakitori.
So delicious!
Pei Shi is a man with some merits, he is a contemporary urban craftsman!
Bai Tao ate more than a dozen skewers in a row, and when she was finally full, she realized that Pei Shi had not eaten yet. The man maintained the same posture as before, brushing sweet and spicy sauce on the skewers in front of the grill. He was busy grilling his own food first.
Bai Tao put down the chicken skewer in her hand, feeling a complicated feeling in her heart. She walked slowly to Pei Shi and put the chicken skewer to his mouth: "Here, eat it."
Pei Shi was stunned for a moment, staring at her with his beautiful eyes.
"You eat too." Bai Tao looked away. "I ate it all, and you haven't had any yet. You've worked so hard."
Pei Shi smiled, his expression was very calm: "Ladies first."
This is indeed a good gentleman's character, but for some reason, Bai Tao is not happy: "Ladies are not allowed to be given priority in the future."
Before Pei Shi could answer, Bai Tao continued, "From now on, you should only give priority to your wife. There is no need to be with other women. Married people should behave like gentlemen and restrain themselves. Keep it for the right person and don't flirt with others. This is also for your own good, so as to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings and being photographed."
"Oh." Pei Shi pursed his lips, with a smile on his lips, "Bai Tao, are you planning to sign me up for the Men's Morality Class?"
"… "
Forget it, just pretend I didn’t say anything.
Maybe it was because the outing environment was different from Pei Shi’s usual working environment, so the man seemed to be in a good mood today.
Bai Tao ate two more bites of the skewers to vent her anger and decided not to argue with Pei Shi.
Unfortunately, the heavens were not kind to them. As soon as they finished lunch, it started to rain. At first, it was a light rain, so Bai Tao made a wrong judgment - she pulled Pei Shi to find a small pavilion not far from the barbecue grill to hide from the rain, and then watched the rain getting heavier all the way...
Because the weather was sunny and windy, Bai Tao was not wearing much, so she had to shiver in the wind and rain. However, she had only shivered a few times when a coat was thrown on her head.
"Put it on."
Pei Shi stood not far away with a calm face, his hands in his pockets, looking quite calm and cool: "I'm not cold." He paused and added, "I ate too much meat, I feel a little hot." Then he glanced at Bai Tao, "You have kidney deficiency, wear more clothes."
"… "
Bai Tao was a little annoyed and wanted to take the clothes off her head, but her hair got tangled in the inner buttons of the clothes. She pulled it twice but still couldn't pull it off. It hurt so much that she was about to cry.
When it comes to trash, can't you just give me some clothes? Do you have to throw them on yourself
Bai Tao complained as she thought about this: "You did this on purpose, didn't you, Pei Shi? Are you jealous of my thick hair and threw it on my head on purpose, causing my hair to get tangled..."
Pei Shi probably didn't expect this either. He was stunned for a moment, then walked over. But it was obvious that the man was not willing to admit his mistake. He calmly argued, "It landed on your head as soon as I threw it. I thought it should have been thrown to a position where you could catch it."
"What?"
He added kindly, "I didn't realize you were so short."
If her hair wasn't still tangled up in buttons, Bai Tao would have wanted to beat Pei Shi to death.
But even though this man deserved a beating, he was very gentle when he helped her unbutton her hair, even gentler than Bai Tao herself, so that Bai Tao didn't feel any pain at all.
But although Pei Shi was very careful with his hands, he was not forgiving with his words, sometimes saying "You are so troublesome" and sometimes "It would be better if I had a pair of scissors". In order to prevent the weight of the clothes from getting on Bai Tao's hair, Pei Shi actually pulled the clothes carefully and maintained such a bent posture. Bai Tao seemed to be in a semi-enclosed space under the clothes with him. Every time Pei Shi opened his mouth, his unique scent would waft around Bai Tao, making her distracted.
"Okay, it's untied."
Fortunately, the buttons were finally unbuttoned, and Pei Shi let go of his cautious look and breathed a sigh of relief. Bai Tao also breathed a sigh of relief in her heart, because Pei Shi was too close to her just now, and she would almost suffocate if he continued.
Pei Shi pursed his lips, looked away, and said naturally, "I didn't mean it."
He added: "I really didn't realize you were so short."
"… "
Don't explain, you might as well have done this on purpose...
Bai Tao decided not to try to argue with Pei Shi about this issue anymore, because at this time she found that the rain outside had subsided and stopped after a while.
But when the rain stopped, a new problem arose - the self-service barbecue area was a low-lying lawn, and the area outside the pavilion where Bai Tao and Pei Shi were hiding from the rain had turned into a muddy puddle. If they stepped into it, their shoes would be ruined.
Pei Shi looked at the puddle, and his face was not very good, but Bai Tao was smiling. She shook her Durex shoes and said, "What does it mean to plan ahead? That's what I am like. Look, I am safe and secure, and I am not afraid of wind and rain!"
The expression on Pei Shi's face was beyond description. Bai Tao didn't even look at him. She just shook the Durex solemnly and coughed: "If you beg me, I can give you two..."
Before Bai Tao could finish her words, Pei Shi immediately rejected her with a fierce attitude: "I don't want it." The man refused to accept Durex and said stubbornly, "I don't need it!"
If I don’t need it, then I don’t need it, Bai Tao thought, I’ve used it anyway!
Durex, safe travel, worth having!
*****
Bai Tao had a "small umbrella" protecting her feet, so she walked as if there was wind under her feet and was not afraid of any puddles. Pei Shi, on the other hand, was much more cautious, but because he refused to "travel safely", when he walked out of the barbecue area, his shoes were covered with mud.
Bai Tao felt very distressed when she saw this: "Your pair must be the new model of the season, and it is limited edition, which is quite difficult to buy. Now the global supply is out of stock, but the fabric doesn't look easy to clean."
"It's not clean." Pei Shi said succinctly, "I'll throw it away when I get home."
"How can that be? You've been mending for another three years. The real economy is in such a difficult situation right now, and the whole society is emphasizing thriftiness. Why are you still wasting?"
Pei Shi glanced at Bai Tao and said, "I earned it myself."
Pei Shi obviously liked the pair of shoes on his feet. Now that they were dirty, he was a little suffocated, but he couldn't get angry. His expression was still cold, but his tone was obviously angry.
Bai Tao wanted to laugh. She pulled Pei Shi's hand and said, "Don't be angry."
Pei Shi said stubbornly, "I'm not angry." He added, "I'm fine, very good, very good."
Although he was still very frugal with words, the aura around this man was like a bloated pufferfish, so why wasn't he angry? Men are very hypocritical.
Bai Tao smiled and said, "I'll help you wash them. They will definitely look brand new! And even though your shoes are dirty, aren't you happy to play with me?"
Pei Shi pursed his lips, and seemed to be in a better mood, but the words he said were still as annoying as before: "Not bad."
"I'm OK too!"
Although Bai Tao said this, she couldn't hide the smile on the corner of her lips. Although it was a bit blundering, she was still very happy overall. She used to see Pei Shi every day, but for some reason Bai always felt that she was not very familiar with Pei Shi.
During this short trip, Bai Tao suddenly felt as if she knew Pei Shi a little better—he seemed to come alive all of a sudden, no longer the perfect man in her impression who was flawless, calm and aloof. He also had a little temper, held grudges, was mean, and had a bunch of problems like a rich young master, but... but when these things were put together, Bai Tao unexpectedly found him quite cute
Although the rain had stopped, there was no wind, so it was impossible to fly a kite. It was almost dusk, and Bai Tao looked up, only to find that the lake was sparkling. In the afterglow of the setting sun, the sky in the distance was like an oil painting. It was a very everyday scene, not magnificent or unique, but Bai Tao sat next to Pei Shi, swinging her legs, and felt peaceful and tranquil in her heart at this moment.
But this peace was soon broken.
According to the plan, the two of them will camp in the park tonight. Pei Shi did not let Bai Tao intervene in the tent this time. The man searched for strategies and quickly figured out everything, but...
However, the scene that Bai Tao imagined of the two people snuggling together and looking at the stars and the moon did not happen. Instead, it was replaced by -
“Bang!”
“Pah!”
“Pah, pah, pah!”
The Durex was still thrown in the backpack, but the intense sex had already started.
With the sound of "pa pa" getting louder and louder, Bai Tao cursed life: "This one shall die! This one shall die too! These and these, all of them, die!"
Is it the lack of humanity or the decline of morality? After the rain, the natural park was full of mosquitoes!
Even the wisest man can make mistakes, and Bai Tao actually forgot to bring mosquito repellent!
Not only were there no stars or moon tonight, there was only a sky like a black curtain, and the surroundings were filled with mosquitoes. After a short while, Bai Tao's legs were covered with mosquito bites. She kept hitting and scratching them, feeling extremely irritated - this plot was completely different from what had been agreed upon!
Pei Shi had not expected that the conditions for camping would be so difficult to describe. After leaving Bai Tao waiting there, he went to look for a hotel outside the park. However, there were not many hotels near the natural park. Apart from a few good ones, the hygiene conditions of the others were probably worse than those of camping tents. Of the two good hotels, one was under renovation and the other was fully booked...
It seemed that sleeping in a tent tonight was a foregone conclusion, but Pei Shi did not go back directly. He walked for several kilometers and finally bought mosquito repellent spray at a 24-hour convenience store at the intersection.
When Pei Shi returned to the campsite, Bai Tao was mumbling to herself. He walked closer and finally heard what she was saying. The woman was praying to Mosquito with her hands clasped together.
"Go bite Pei Shi later! Go bite Pei Shi! His daily fitness biochemical indicators are excellent, and he tastes more delicious and healthier. Go eat Pei Shi! I am not healthy, I don't exercise, and you will die early if you drink my blood. To be healthy and live longer, go bite Pei Shi!"
"..." Pei Shi glanced at the mosquito repellent spray in his hand and suddenly felt that marriage and love were indeed meaningless...
*****
When Bai Tao was mumbling to herself, someone suddenly came up from behind her and threw something into her arms. Bai Tao picked it up and saw that it was mosquito repellent? Pei Shi had been gone for so long, so he went to buy this for himself
"Hubby, you're so good to me!"
Unfortunately, facing his flattery, Pei Shi had a cold face: "You are good to me too. Leave all the good things to me." The man said sarcastically, "Even mosquitoes are no exception."
"… "
I heard it...
Bai Tao's face was a little red, but fortunately, when the cold wind blew outside the tent, she was able to remain calm: "Have you booked a hotel?"
"No." Pei Shi pursed his lips and briefly recounted the results of his search for a hotel.
Bai Tao's face fell immediately after hearing this. Could it be that they really had to camp tonight? Why did she fall in love with this rough dating method before? Wouldn't a refined high-end hotel be better
In order to restore their relationship, Bai Tao naturally only prepared a tent. The night dew was heavy outside, so she applied mosquito repellent and went into the tent early. But when Pei Shi bent down and came in, Bai Tao regretted it.
Originally it felt quite spacious, but as soon as Pei Shi came in, it felt small. In the enclosed space, the breathing of both people was amplified by each other. The light of the camping lamp was soft, creating a halo in the small space.
Pei Shi changed into pajamas. The collar was a bit big, and when he turned around, a large area of his shoulder blades was exposed. The beautiful lines made people want to continue to investigate. The man was still unaware and frowned to check if there was any gap in the tent. The large collar of the pajamas made his skin below the collar vaguely visible. Under the ambiguous light, it looked a bit sexy, which was unique to the night.
I can’t watch this any longer!
If you keep watching, something bad will happen!
Bai Tao retracted her gaze and decided to chat about something to calm herself down. She glanced at Pei Shi and said, "Hey, Pei Shi."
"Um?"
Bai Tao suddenly remembered that she had a question she really wanted to ask. She held her chin and looked at Pei Shi: "If you liked me so much at that time, why did you still be so cold to me when I came to your birthday party to confess my love?"
Pei Shi was just checking the corner of the last tent. He was stunned for a moment and did not answer the question directly. He just glanced at Bai Tao and said, "Did you confess to me because you liked me at the birthday party?"
The man glared at Bai Tao: "You are not, you don't like me, you are seeking revenge on Pei Fei."
Bai Tao became excited, so that's it!
It seems that when I approached Pei with ulterior motives, he must have been so distressed that he couldn't sleep when he thought that it was not out of love
So pitiful!
"I didn't expect you to be so proud. I thought you guys were into 'If I can't have her heart, I'll have her body'?"
At this moment Pei Shi also lay down. Bai Tao turned over and rolled to his arms. Thinking back to how obsessed this man was with her in the beginning, Bai Tao's sense of mission for this trip became clearer - this relationship still had to be saved!
Thinking of this, Bai Tao leaned on Pei Shi's arm, resting her head on his arm, looked up at him, and said delicately, "Husband."
Pei Shi's body was a little tense, and he turned over unnaturally: "I'm sleepy."
Are you, Pei Shi, allowed to have good eyesight but I, Bai Tao, am not allowed to be sharp
I just leaned against him and called him husband, Bai Tao saw it clearly, and Pei Shi reacted...
Are you so sensitive
Bai Tao was a little nervous and a little uneasy, but more of a bad mentality - teasing Pei Shi seemed quite interesting. Didn't you just say it was tough, mocking me for buying Durex and wanting to "eat meat"? Okay! Now I will make you want to eat but can't!
The more Pei Shi avoided her and turned over to cover up his reaction, the more Bai Tao wanted to mess with him. She leaned on Pei Shi's back again, this time pressing close to Pei Shi's ear and deliberately blew air into his earlobe. Pei Shi looked very indifferent, but his ears were very sensitive.
"Hubby, I was wrong before, but now, my soul and body belong only to you."
Bai Tao deliberately used a delicate voice. As soon as she blew air into Pei Shi's ear, Pei Shi's ear turned red at a terrifying speed. The man opened his eyes and glared at Bai Tao fiercely: "Bai! Tao!"
He restrained himself and said, "You don't want to sleep tonight, do you?"
"No, I want to sleep. I'm sleepy too." Bai Tao said, pretending to yawn sleepily, then turned off the camping light softly under Pei Shi's murderous gaze, and got into her sleeping bag regardless of the life or death of the man opposite her. "Good night, husband, aren't you sleepy too? Then go to bed early."
Let you pretend! Let you be rude! Let you laugh at me for wearing Durex!
Listening to the man beside her turning over in an impatient manner and his obviously suppressed breathing, Bai Tao felt extremely relieved.