According to research by Danding Peak, eating meat buns for a long time will cause nutritional imbalance and imperfect physical development. In order to improve the meals of the yamen runners, the kind-hearted Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou decided to do something.
In the morning, the hardworking Master Lu and Master Meng decided to pack up all the meat buns and take them away, forcing them to eat vegetarian food and balanced nutrition, and urged the yamen runners to exercise more, run regularly, and stretch their muscles.
The yamen runners gladly accepted the advice of the two experts and said that they must keep up with the experts' pace, catch up with them as soon as possible and thank them in person.
The two experts are not just talkers; they actually run themselves to prove the feasibility of their health theories.
The yamen runners were deeply moved and started running to exercise, running for the entire morning.
The yamen runners thought the experts' suggestions were correct and promoted the two experts' reputations for free. Soon, the whole town could hear the yamen runners' shouts.
"Stop right there, both of you!"
"You two bastards, I promise I won't beat you to death!"
"If you don't eat the meat buns, what are you going to take?"
The yamen runners were furious and chased Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou relentlessly.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou did not dare to be caught up by the yamen runners, so they ran away, leaving the yamen runners behind.
While running, Lu Yang said, "The rules really don't lie. Look how dangerous this yamen runner is. He's chasing us without us doing anything. We can't let him catch up."
Meng Jingzhou agreed: "That's right, luckily we are both in the foundation building stage, if it were someone else, they would have been caught up long ago."
The yamen runners wanted to take a detour to stop the two men, but they were already familiar with the map of the town and could not be stopped at all.
The two men led the yamen runners to run from morning until nightfall. By the end, the yamen runners were obviously unable to run anymore. They were all exhausted and panting, and their steps were unsteady.
At the hour of Hai, the two men returned to the inn carrying the meat buns. The yamen runners glared at them fiercely and returned to the government office unwillingly.
According to the rules of the Buyi Town yamen runners, they must stay in the government office between 11am and 7pm.
The two men felt a little regretful. They had made a lot of preparations in the inn. If the yamen runners could enter the inn, they would surely be able to give them a surprise.
What a pity.
At 9:00 p.m. on the fifth day, the originally lazy yamen runners arrived at the restaurant on time.
In the past, they would appear fifteen minutes in the evening, when more people gathered here, and suddenly they would scare people, and if they were lucky, they could even break their necks.
Now in order to eat meat buns, they changed this habit.
I ran around all day yesterday and didn't have any meat buns to eat, so I'm starving. I rushed over now and ate as much as I could before those two wicked guys did anything.
Halfway through the meal, they saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou slowly coming out of the inn.
"How dare you show up in front of us!" The bailiffs were furious when they thought of yesterday, and they were determined to catch these two people!
Lu Yang said slowly: "I advise you not to chase me, otherwise something terrible will happen."
"Who are you trying to scare?" The head of the yamen runners obviously didn't believe Lu Yang's words and thought it was just bluffing.
There are only twenty-one rules in Buyi Town, and the situation Lu Yang described will never happen.
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Seeing that they refused to listen to their advice, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou sighed, turned around and ran away.
Not long after the yamen runners ran away, someone rolled on the ground, holding his stomach, sweat on his forehead from the pain: "My lower abdomen hurts so much!"
As if a chain reaction had started, one person after another held their stomachs and cried out in pain. Even the head of the yamen runners couldn't bear it anymore and curled up on the ground to reduce the pain, unable to even stand up.
"The meat buns are poisonous..." The chief of the yamen runners stared at Lu Yang, certain that they were the ones who poisoned him.
Lu Yang walked over slowly: "I told you a long time ago not to chase us, but you didn't listen. Now you are in trouble, right?"
"Where did you get the poison?" The head of the yamen runners couldn't understand. It was impossible for the drug store owner to prepare poison for Lu Yang. Where did Lu Yang get the poison
Lu Yang squatted down, patted the head of the yamen runner on the head, and said kindly: "Remember, you can't do strenuous exercise after a meal, otherwise you will easily get appendicitis."
"Read more, don't think everything is poison. We are a reputable and upright family, how could we poison someone?"
As one of the five major immortal sects, the Wendao Sect always does things uprightly and never does such a shameless thing as poisoning.
At least the living enemies have never encountered the situation of being poisoned by the Taoist Sect.
The yamen runners suffered from severe abdominal pain and rolled on the ground in pain. The yamen runners who were still fine stood there in fear of Lu Yang and did not dare to move. Just like that, Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou disappeared from the yamen runners' sight.
What the two of them didn't notice was the gazes of the people in Buyi Town on the side of the road, which were filled with fear.
"Fortunately, these two people followed the common rules. If they had put on black clothes and become yamen runners, would we still have a chance to survive?"
"Who says they aren't? They even claim to be a reputable and upright sect. I think they might be undercover agents from some evil sect that has infiltrated the righteous path!"
The people of Buyi Town were glad that Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou were on their side, otherwise they were afraid that they would not survive more than three days.
At 9:00 p.m. on the sixth day, the yamen runners learned their lesson. They took the meat buns but did not eat them, then blocked the door of the inn.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou had anticipated this and escaped through the window on the second floor.
"Chase them, don't let them run away!" The resentment of the past two days had accumulated to a terrifying level. The yamen runners recalled the painful experience of yesterday and wished they could tear them to pieces.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou ran more and more skillfully. What the yamen runners didn't notice was that they ran to the territory of the private school while chasing them.
When the private school teacher saw Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou, he gritted his teeth and called the people who were studying in the private school.
People who study in private schools can no longer be called human beings. They are covered with black hair and have very long mouths. Some of them are so seriously ill that they lie directly on the ground, and they are only one step away from becoming black dogs.
"Catch them!" the private school teacher ordered.
The bailiffs were also angry when they saw this scene. How dare they snatch people from them!
The private school teacher wanted to look Lu Yang in the face, but Lu Yang was prepared and took out a bronze mirror to cover his face.
"Let me just look at your ugly face!"
The private school teacher saw his skinless face and red eyes in the bronze mirror, uttered a wail, his body changed, and hurried back to the academy to sew his mouth shut.
Without the command of the private school teacher, the Black Dog People followed the previous orders and wrestled with the yamen runners.
Lu Yang and Meng Jingzhou took advantage of the chaos to pull out a yamen runner and tried to strip off his clothes, but found that they couldn't do it no matter how hard they tried.
They just had to settle for the next best thing and search the yamen runners for the rules of Buyi Town Yamen Runners.
Like waiters, yamen runners would carry the rules with them at all times in order to prevent themselves from forgetting them.
The two got what they wanted and fled.
As for the yamen runners, the two men chose to respect their wishes and let them beat them if they wanted.
(End of this chapter)