When Lu Yang heard that Master Buyu was imprisoned, he blurted out, "Master is in jail again?"
Wait, why did I say “again”
Yunzhi sighed and nodded, "I really don't want to admit it, but this is the fact."
"Although I have told Master several times, 'If you get into trouble in the future, just don't tell your disciple about it.'"
"But we are still master and disciple after all. Even if the master embarrasses himself outside, we should still call him 'Master' when we meet him in the outside world. We can't pretend not to know him."
"… So the focus just now was on the word 'Master', rather than why he was put in the cell?"
"Master wrote a letter, hoping to send someone to get him out of the cell. According to past practice, the Fourth Elder would go to get him out. This time, I see that Master is in Dayan County. After we deal with the Immortal Relics, we can go visit him and see what he was imprisoned for this time."
"Does the master often go into the cell?"
"Not often, but he spends more time in the cell than most guards."
"… "
"Due to the master's unique experience, he felt that people should leave something behind after living a lifetime, so he wrote a book based on his own personal experience and received support from the court."
Lu Yang was curious: "What did the master write?"
"'Changes in the Prison Environment of the Great Xia Dynasty over Two Thousand Years'."
Yunzhi randomly listed a few examples: "I heard that in the era of the Nine Sons of the Dao Sect, the most common thing the master did was to drive a flying sword while drunk, which constituted the crime of dangerous driving, and each time he would be imprisoned for several months."
Yunzhi further explained, popularizing the current situation of the rule of law in the Great Xia Dynasty to Lu Yang: "This is actually the most common criminal law violated by cultivators. It is not just flying swords, but also driving gourds, driving jade flutes, etc. Many cultivators are unwilling to use their magic power to dissolve the alcohol after drinking, and they fly in the sky when drunk. The Great Xia Dynasty has repeatedly banned this."
"The master also pretended to be a fortune teller and calmly told the customer that he would be cheated of his money today. If he didn't want to be cheated, he had to spend money to avoid disaster. The customer believed the master's words and took out a spirit stone to ask the master to eliminate the disaster. The master accepted the spirit stone and said, "Look, I said you would be cheated today. Was it accurate?"
“Then he was locked up.”
There were so many things that Taoist Buyu did that Yunzhi couldn't finish talking about them all at once, so she could only randomly pick out a few examples to show Lu Yang.
"I wonder if you, my junior brother, have heard of a spell that Master once created called "Big and Small Ruyi (Partial Version)". It is simple to learn and can be easily mastered."
Lu Yang nodded. He had heard of the magical spell that could change a man's lower body into a woman's upper body, and even wanted to learn it, but he had never found the opportunity.
"Originally, the court wanted to convict Master of producing, copying, publishing, selling, and disseminating obscene materials for profit. The Fourth Elder stepped forward and argued that Master's book of magic was a health-preserving spell and had no hidden meaning. In the end, the court backed off and did not convict Master of a crime, but also asked Master not to spread this spell anymore and to pay back the tax from selling the book."
"The Fourth Elder is so righteous!" Lu Yang didn't expect that the Fourth Elder, who usually disliked his master, would stand up at the critical moment and save his master from imprisonment.
Yun Zhi glanced at Lu Yang and said calmly, "Because the Fourth Elder was also involved in the trafficking, if Master commits a crime, he can't escape."
"In other words, if the master commits a crime, the nine disciples of the Daoist Sect will be wiped out and reunited in the prison cell."
"Anyway, Master made a lot of money that time. It was the richest time of his life. He spent money like water and didn't treat the spirit stones as spirit stones at all."
"Master once imitated the Supreme Elder and went to a brothel to have sex with a prostitute. At that time, Master was wearing gold and silver and looked like a nouveau riche. The madam was very happy and thought that Master was a big customer. Later, Master asked the brothel to issue an invoice. The madam's face darkened and she thought that Master was here to cause trouble and refused to issue an invoice."
"Master believed that the brothel's behavior was tax evasion, so he went to the government to sue the brothel. In the end, the government determined that the brothel was tax evasion and locked up the madam. They also determined that Master was soliciting prostitution and locked up Master as well."
"The era of the Nine Dao Sect ended, and the Grand Elder retired. After the nine of them took control of the Dao Sect, Master still didn't stay quiet."
"You should know that the Great Elder loves to build tombs, so Master accompanied the Great Elder when he went out to build tombs everywhere. When they were digging pits, the two of them accidentally dug up a real tomb. They were mistaken for tomb robbers and reported to the government. The government sent people to arrest them. The two thought it was a zombie and almost got into a fight."
The Immortal Fairy was amazed when she heard this in the spiritual space. She thought that the Taoist Sect really had many talented people, and that staying in Lu Yang's spiritual space could really broaden her horizons.
Lu Yang: “…”
Lu Yang felt that he had the Immortal Fairy in front of him and the Silent Taoist behind him. Under the influence of these two people, he was able to stick to his original intention, do things in a down-to-earth manner, and be an honest person. It was not easy at all.
"Isn't Master in the Fusion Stage? How did he get caught?"
As the leader of the Wendao Sect, he is at the top of the fusion stage, and possibly even the strongest fusion stage. Even if all the people in Dayan County were piled up together, they would not be a match for Buyu Taoist.
Can this be caught
"Master said that imprisonment is part of worldly cultivation."
"So does jailbreaking count as part of mortal cultivation?"
Yun Zhi was silent for a long time, and looked at Lu Yang deeply: "Don't ask Master this question, I'm afraid he will think of this."
Lu Yang scratched his head and said, "I have another question."
"What?"
"Shouldn't we be visiting the prison? Why are we eating now?"
At this time, Lu Yang and Yun Zhi were sitting in a small private room, with a wide variety of delicious dishes in front of them.
After returning from the Immortal Ruins, Yun Zhi did not go directly to the cell. Instead, she first took Lu Yang to the best restaurant in Dayan County and ordered all the local specialties, which made Lu Yang's eyes twitch.
He really wanted to ask, the master is imprisoned not far away, isn't it inappropriate for us to eat and drink to our heart's content here
Considering that the person sitting opposite was the senior sister, I didn't dare to ask this question.
Yunzhi took a bite of the steamed beef balls. The beef balls were chewy and firm, and juicy. She was very satisfied.
Yunzhi put down the kuaizi and explained expressionlessly, "Little Junior Brother, you have to understand what a master is. He is our elder. What an elder wants most is for the younger generation to be healthy and grow strong. We eat well and sleep well here. I'm sure that when the old master learns about our recent situation in the prison, he will be very happy."
Lu Yang felt that what the senior sister said made sense, but he always felt that something was odd.
I feel like my brain isn’t working well lately. Is it an aftereffect of practicing Huang Dou Dou Quan