After walking Feng Nanshu, Jiang Qin returned to the dormitory along the night. As soon as he opened the door, a burst of thick smoke suddenly hit his face, choking him and immediately took a few steps back.
"You took advantage of my absence to order the dormitory?" Jiang Qin's eyebrows rose.
Zhou Chao chuckled: "Brother Jiang, why did you come back so late?"
"I have something to do. Let's go out for a meal."
Jiang Qin walked in, fanned twice with his hand, and observed carefully that Zhou Chao was playing with his mobile phone, Cao Guangyu was still posting frantically, and the source of the smoke came from Ren Ziqiang.
This guy is sitting on a chair, looking numbly at the night outside the window. He holds a half-burned cigarette in his hand. A droopy slipper hangs on his raised left foot. There are cigarette butts all over the floor under his feet. Look. He looked very decadent, and his eyes had lost their light.
This scene looks familiar, Fire Cloud Evil God
Jiang Qin looked at Zhou Chao with a strange look on his face: "What's wrong with Lao Ren? Are you cultivating immortality?"
"He wanted to ask Pan Xiu out today, but it turned out that Pan Xiu was having a heated fight with a junior in our department. They were extremely ambiguous, and..."
"Stop, stop, stop."
Jiang Qin immediately stopped him from speaking, with an upright look on his face: "Old Ren must be feeling very bitter right now. You still want to help him recall it. This is very unethical!"
Zhou Chao immediately shut up after hearing this, while Ren Ziqiang cast a grateful look.
There is no shame in liking someone, but watching the person you like being flirted with by another man and then being teased by your roommate makes everyone feel uncomfortable.
Jiang Qin changed his clothes, turned on his computer, entered the administrator's backend, and started checking the website.
Shi Miaomiao had already obtained an account and began to serialize his own original novel, with a first volume of 30,000 words. However, because there were no real users on the platform, he did not receive much feedback.
In addition, the literary agency led by Dong Wenhao has opened an internal account and is uploading manuscripts one after another.
The most awesome one is Cao Guangyu. He obviously doesn’t get paid, but the series “My Simple Life of a Rich Second Generation” has been updated to the 35th post.
Jiang Qin clicked in and took a cursory look.
Cao Guangyu, a dogecoin, is no longer satisfied with showing off in real life, and has begun to steal pictures from the Internet to show off.
When it comes to wine tasting, Lao Cao said that Lafite is his younger brother and he usually blows on the bottle. A real man should drink Romanee-Conti, the pinnacle red wine from the oldest winery in France.
In the famous watch chapter, Lao Cao said that Rolex is only worn by rich people. He generally likes to buy Patek Philippe, and he also likes Patek Philippe's advertising slogans. No one can own Patek Philippe, it is just kept for the next generation.
In the chapter about the girlfriend of the school belle, Lao Cao said that he was madly pursued by the high school belle and was very distressed because he preferred his angelic cutie, but the high school belle kept pestering her and refused to let him go. He asked netizens online for help on what they should do.
Jiang Qin was slightly startled and thought to himself: Why the hell am I looking in the mirror again
"Lao Jiang, when will this website be able to post videos? I want to upload a fitness video showing my abdominal muscles." Cao Guangyu suddenly turned his head.
Jiang Qin was stunned when he heard this: "Do you have abdominal muscles?"
"I have the hands to download."
"Haha, it's a hybrid between Chinese and English. It's really cool. Let's wait for the video function, it's still under development."
Cao Guangyu pursed his lips and looked a little regretful that he could not post the video. This feeling of arousal could never reach its peak.
Jiang Qin ignored him and turned around to check the background data. As he looked, he suddenly discovered a real person account that was registered a minute ago - the girl with magic eyes Feng Nanshu.
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Oh, by the way, someone in their dormitory asked them to help them experience the website during dinner. Feng Nanshu probably heard this, so she registered an account as soon as she got back.
Jiang Qin crossed his legs and stared at the screen while drinking Coke, trying to see what the little rich woman was going to post.
This is the Internet, and for those with permission, no Internet user has any right to privacy online.
Hiding, being invisible to someone, being visible only to oneself are all bullshit, and they are all nothing in the eyes of the administrator.
Feng Nanshu, the girl with magic eyes: "What should I do if I'm a little scared of people?"
After triggering the keyword what to do, the automatic reply program immediately took effect.
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so great, you can definitely do it! Come on!"
Reply 2: “Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate!”
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What should I do if I don't know how to chat with people?"
Reply 1: "Don't worry, you are so great, you can definitely do it! Come on!"
Reply 2: “Believe in yourself and don’t hesitate!”
Seeing this scene, Jiang Qin's Coke almost spurted out of his nostrils.
He found that these automatic reply snake oils actually had an obvious loophole, that is, if the same keywords were triggered continuously, almost the same answer would be obtained.
This won't work. We have to ask Sunai to repair it before promotion.
At the same time, the little rich woman was still posting questions, but she didn’t seem to feel the weird content of the reply, or maybe she hadn’t seen the reply yet because of a system delay.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "What should I do if I want to hang out with a boy every day?"
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Why do you feel a little itchy when you go out to play with a boy?"
Seeing this, Jiang Qin suddenly put down his legs, his eyes were slightly dazed, and there seemed to be an inexplicable feeling in his heart, which made him slightly restless.
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Can good friends live together for a lifetime?"
Magic Eye Girl Feng Nanshu: "Do you think the name Jiang Qin sounds nice?"
After the latest two questions appeared, Feng Nanshu seemed to have noticed that there was something wrong with the responses on this website, so he never made any new inquiries.
Jiang Qin looked at those questions and couldn't help but chuckle. Then he was slightly confused for a while, and then quickly ignored the ripples in his heart.
Don't even talk about love and dogs, making money is the king, don't think about those messy things.
Jiang Qin opened QQ and reported back to Sunai the problem he had just discovered, and asked her to modify the automatic reply to avoid the same reply after keywords were triggered continuously.
After the chat, Jiang Qin planned to turn off the computer and go to sleep, but found that Feng Nanshu's account lit up again.
Feng Nanshu, the girl with magic eyes: "Can you tell me what liking means?"
Jiang Qin's breathing stagnated slightly and he immediately turned off the computer.
It's over, the seal on my heart seems to be really loose.
No, no, I have to find some cement to seal my heart.
"Old Zhou, tell me what happened to Ren Ziqiang just now. The more detailed the better, and the more heart-wrenching the better!"
Ren Ziqiang raised his head fiercely, his whole face turned green: "I'm so fucking sad, Lao Jiang, are you embarrassed? You're so immoral!"
Jiang Qin spat at him: "Did you tell Pan Xiu that I thought about morality when I was chasing others for three years? Hurry up, Lao Zhou, hurry up!"
"Okay!" Zhou Chao felt super excited.
He is from the south, and his dialect accent is quite strong, but don't tell me, this little accent is quite interesting when telling stories.
According to what he said, this morning Ren Ziqiang sprayed half a kilogram of gel water and mustered up the courage to ask Pan Xiu out. As soon as he arrived at the bottom of the girls' dormitory, he saw Pan Xiu and a senior having a fight at the door. They were talking and laughing, and even the shoulder straps were almost exposed.
Ren Ziqiang was already wilting. When he returned to the dormitory, he started smoking hard, making the whole dormitory seem to be on fire.
"Pan Xiu, that's okay. The military training isn't over yet. Do you even know the seniors?"
After hearing this, Jiang Qin felt stable and his heart was sealed with cement. Love is indeed a fantasy, and making money is the right way.
It’s so exciting!
I'll let Lao Zhou speak again tomorrow morning, which will probably keep me awake all day.