After a series of basic requirements came out, more than half of the orcs present turned black, and 50% retreated silently.
Pei Xia: "By the way, if it's a man."
The female orcs bid farewell to the battlefield.
Pei Xia: "And: cook delicious food, know how to do housework, and be faithful..."
The clumsy orcs left sadly.
So Pei Xia dropped the final request: "By the way, our Lord Son has a crush on someone for the time being, and we don't have the confidence to persevere and leave consciously. And, it is you who want to pursue Lord Son, our Son has never I owe you, if you feel resentful if your pursuit is unsuccessful, then leave early!"
In the end, there were ten handsome orc men who were confident in themselves standing in front of Pei Xia.
Pei Xia narrowed her eyes, and began to size up: This person is too tall, and the pressure on people is too great, we should be eliminated! This look is too dreamy, eliminated! This no muscle is too thin, out!
Eliminate, eliminate, eliminate!
In the end, Pei Xia barely managed to keep four of them.
One is a handsome bird-human guy with a pair of white wings, the other is a handsome black panther guy with sharp eyes, the third is a handsome deer-human guy with a sunny and cheerful smile, and the last one is a tall man with sharp horns on his head. A strong rhino guy.
"Beforehand, all I can do is to help you find an opportunity to be courteous." Pei Xia said with a deep heartache, "If Lord Shengzi is not satisfied, I will immediately give up helping you, understand?!"
The four patted their chests confidently: "Don't worry, give me a chance, I can create the world that Lord Shengzi loves most!"
"In this case, then you guys wait here for a while." Pei Xia nodded, turned around and was about to walk back to the small courtyard, suddenly paused, turned back, and asked, "Do you have any special food here?"
The four handsome orc men nodded again and again, and began to introduce to Pei Xia enthusiastically. They talked in a swarm, making Pei Xia's ear hurt because of the noise.
"Stop, stop, just now is enough."
"Hey, guard." The handsome bird-human guy named Fuspeizhen introduced himself as an orc of the White Pigeon tribe, "I can personally serve the special food of the tribe to Lord Shengzi, please pass it on to me, remember to tell me clearly name!"
As soon as these words came out, the orcs of the other three races immediately looked at him in surprise and repulsion, how cunning! So they also said that they would send their special food, and they wanted to show their sincerity through this!
Pei Xia nodded: "Yes, yes, but make sure it is clean and hygienic. How about this, you wait here for a while, and I will ask Lord Shengzi if you can use the kitchen inside."
It's not a meal cooked by a serious cook, Pei Xia is not very relieved, he has to watch it himself.
"clear!"
well!
The Holy Son is too popular, and it is also very distressing for the knights!
Pei Xia shook his head, went back to the small courtyard and closed the door behind his back, he walked towards Lucifer's room. In the simple but exotic house, Lucifer sat on a chair, looking sideways at the dusk outside the window.
The ghostly shadow of the moon has already appeared in the western sky, and the stars will follow in a short time.
Lucifer looked a little lonely, although his sitting posture was relaxed, the hands on his lap were secretly clenched.
Seeing him like this, Pei Xia felt melancholy and painful, but he still had to endure: "Master Shengzi, are you in a bad mood? Is it because your trip is not going well today?"
Hearing this, Lucifer slowly turned around and looked at him with a smile: "It's not."
Pei Xia: "Hey..." He was a little confused.
In fact, half a minute before Pei Xia pushed the door open, a demon lurking in the shadows was whispering, telling Lucifer what he saw!
The paladin is talking to a bunch of orcs, he seems to be really picking a lover for you, oh, what a considerate paladin, what a caring and loyal paladin, my great master, you are so charming— Ah uh uh uh!
At that moment, Lucifer's white and feeble hand was precisely pinching the Shadow Demon's neck.
The next moment, Pei Xia knocked on the door, Lucifer let go, and the Shadow Demon slowly slid into the corner.
What a... what a brave paladin, ah...
At this moment, Lucifer directly skipped this topic, and asked: "What's the matter, Pei Xia?"
Pei Xia nodded and said: "That's right, the orcs are too enthusiastic and bold, and they are too different from humans. When we went out just now, I don't think our seven paladins can protect you perfectly, so I plan to temporarily hire a few local people." Orcs as bodyguards."
Lucifer nodded and said, "It's up to you to decide."
Pei Xia coughed lightly: "By the way, they are also good at cooking. You can entrust them to cook the special delicacies that you haven't tasted before."
"Are the guard and the cook integrated?" Lucifer couldn't help laughing, "It's a good deal, yes."
After talking about the serious, then the next thing is not serious, Pei Xia quickly turned his head and glanced out of the window, seeing no one was around, so he whispered: "Also, the people selected by my subordinates are all very handsome. , this time it's true."
click.
Pei Xia asked suspiciously, "What's the sound?"
"It's nothing." Lucifer smiled, and the corner of the chair under the robe quietly dropped to the ground.
Pei Xia nodded dubiously: "Smibabaka is a big city, and there are many people, unlike the Rat Clan people. I promise that the quality this time is very high. Master Shengzi, would you like to try contacting them?"
The corners of Lucifer's lips twitched, with a strange expression: "Pei Xia, in your heart, I'm just...hungry, thirsty?"
Pei Xia was shocked and shook his head quickly: "That's not the case! This subordinate just hopes that you will be happier and that your wish can be fulfilled! If you don't want this, this subordinate will dismiss them immediately."
He bowed his head in grief, unable to bear to look directly.
Finding a lover for the person he likes, this kind of operation, makes Pei Xia unable to help but think back to the sadomasochistic love novels he has read. Unexpectedly, one day, he will also become the male protagonist of a bloody and sadistic novel. If there is a thunderstorm at this time, Pei Xia Xia Zhi might be about to shed tears on the grassland.
Lucifer took a deep breath, nodded lightly: "Okay, since you don't give up, then come and try."
…
Pei Xia brought the four handsome orcs into the small kitchen in the courtyard and watched them cook.
Staring at it, Pei Xia turned pale with shock: "What is this pot of mud, wait, why did you just get started, you can't—"
Half an hour later, Pei Xia sat on a chair, surrounded by four handsome guys with special dishes.
Pei Xia solemnly held out the spoon and took a sip.
"How about it, is it okay?"
Pei Xia didn't know how to describe it: "Very... unique, a bit salty."
"Again!"
A new round of heat started in the kitchen. Outside the kitchen, a quiet and holy man in a white robe walked over silently.
At that time, Pei Xia was tasting new dishes, he nodded in satisfaction, stood up, turned his head, and met Lucifer's staring eyes.
"Master Holy Son!"
"Oh, Goddess of the Grassland... ah no, the God of Light, I greet you."
The four orcs looked at Lucifer enthusiastically or cautiously, but no matter what, they still remembered what Pei Xia said not to harass the Holy Son, nor to make too much noise to annoy others, so they stood in the kitchen without hugging each other. go up.
Lucifer looked at Pei Xia with a half-smile: "Is it delicious?"
Pei Xia: "...it's not what you see."
Lucifer: "Oh shit."
Pei Xia hurriedly put down the spoon and asked, "Master Shengzi, are you hungry? Do you want to eat here? Let me introduce to you, these four are the guards, the cook, and... Cough, they are—"
Fospei Zhen of the Pigeon Race: "My beautiful Son, it is a great honor to meet you!"
Black Panther: "Don't worry, I will do my best to protect you."
Deer-human Handsum: "Haha, I am most familiar with Smi Babaka, and I will show you all the attractions here!"
Sirius of the Rhinoceros: "From today onwards, I believe in the God of Light."
Lucifer smiled slightly, and sat down at the table very cordially. He had seen too many scenes, and the four men didn't even count as an onion.
"Since it's ready, let's eat, Pei Xia, stay with me."
"Yes, Lord Son."
When Lucifer ate, his posture was very elegant, as if he was not eating, but performing an art performance. The first thing he tried was the mixed-grain fried rice of the pigeon family Fuspeizhen.
"What do you think of the taste?" Fospei Zhen asked cautiously.
Lucifer's complexion suddenly changed, and he said, "There is an ominous aura."
With a swipe of the ground, Pei Xia had already stood up, the long sword in his hand was out of the sheath, and he drove to Fuspeizhen's neck with lightning speed: "Say, what did you do?!"
Fospei Zhen was dumbfounded: "I, I didn't do anything!"
Lucifer said solemnly: "A crow is a bird that symbolizes death, this fried rice has the smell of a crow."
As soon as the word "crow" came out, Fuspeizhen knelt down on the ground with a plop, her face pale.
Pei Xia's gaze shifted to the snow-white wings on Fuspeizhen's back: "A crow? Aren't you a pigeon?!"
Fuspeizhen said in shame: "Because only pigeons are worthy of such a pure and white Lord Son. Our crow family has always been despised by others. I am afraid that Lord Son hates crows, so I dyed my wings white!"
All the orcs were filled with righteous indignation: "This liar, why is he so over the top, get rid of him!"
Fospei Zhen stood up abruptly and was about to rush forward: "Please give me another chance—"
The voice stopped abruptly, because Pei Xia flexibly used the hilt of his sword to stun him with a twist of his wrist.
With a wave of Pei Xia's hand, Tom Lanta just selflessly threw the fainted Fospei Zhen out.
The second food was the strange mush sent by Seres of the rhino family. Lucifer held up the spoon and didn't try it. He directly asked: "You want to convert to the God of Light? Very good, we always welcome new friends, Pei Xia, give him a Bible of Light."
"Yes, Lord Son."
When the Bible was fetched, Sirius held the book and opened it, his expression becoming more and more solemn.
Lucifer lowered his eyes: "Please read it out, God will feel your piety."
Sirius was sweating profusely: "I, I can't read..."
So the illiterate Sirius was also dragged out.
Then there was the black panther Black's barbecue and the stagman Handsum's vegetable soup. Lucifer took a few sips and didn't say anything, so Pei Xia heaved a sigh of relief along with the two remaining fruits.
Lucifer, who doesn't have a great appetite, stood up and said: "The food here is really unique, as the so-called equality of all beings, Pei Xia, as a thank you, please make them your best tonic soup. "
It seems that Lord Shengzi is very satisfied with these two people, Pei Xia didn't know whether he should be happy or sad, so he could only bow his head and respond first: "Yes, Lord Shengzi!"
Lucifer left, only Pei Xia and the two orcs remained in the kitchen.
Henderson asked lively: "What is Dabu Tang?"
Pei Xia: "When it's done, you'll know."
Ten minutes later, Lucifer, who was sitting by the window in the room, couldn't help but smile when he heard the panicked screams from the kitchen...
Half an hour later, Pei Xia came to bother Lucifer again. He knelt down on one knee and said guiltily: "I never thought that the orc clans are so strong, but they are all made of foreign powers. My lord, is it true?" Subordinates are incompetent.”
Lucifer suppressed a smile, and thoughtfully helped him up: "Pei Xia, don't say that about yourself, you are fine."
Pei Xia's eyes turned red, and she held Lucifer's hand instead, almost blurting out something like "Master Shengzi, please stay with me", but fortunately, he stopped the words just in time.
He gritted his teeth and said, "No matter what, Master Shengzi, I always hope you will be happy!"
"It's not urgent." Lucifer gave him a meaningful look, and said, "One day, we will all get what we want."
…
On the second day, Lucifer put on a veil, and decided to go out with Pei Xia in a low-key manner, to get a taste of the customs here.
He refused to bring other paladins with him for the reason that many people noticed him when he went out yesterday, but now, others would guess that it was Lucifer when he saw six or seven knights around him, so two people are more concealed .
Pei Xia thought what he said was reasonable and agreed.
They went out in the evening, just in time to find a special restaurant for dinner, and the journey went unnoticed.
After entering a clean and tidy restaurant and ordering some of the most normal-looking food, someone suddenly broke out in the restaurant.
Pei Xia took a look, and found that he was still an acquaintance, it was the crow clan Fuspeizhen who dyed her feathers white to pretend to be a pigeon!
Fuspeizhen got drunk, and got into a fight with others because she boasted that she had seen Lucifer's beauty up close. Others didn't believe that there was such a beautiful human being in the world, so they started fighting after arguing.
Pei Xia had a headache. The two of them had their feathers flying and the dishes were broken. The worst thing was, Fospei Zhen saw Pei Xia sitting in the corner!
As soon as his eyes lit up, he was about to walk over: "Hey, knight, why are you here... you can prove it to me quickly, no, no... you are here, Shengsheng... Hiccup, Master Shengzi! Isn't it and also… "
Pei Xia stood up abruptly, walked towards him, and stopped him.
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't know you well."
If Fuspeizhen is allowed to approach, it will cause a sensation again if he recognizes the Son of God.
However, the drunken bird man was not so good-tempered, he waved his fists to hit Pei Xia when he disagreed with him, but Pei Xia didn't change his face, and was ready to take his blow.
However, before Pei Xia could fight back, a strong and powerful hand grabbed his shoulder and gently pushed him aside, and Pei Xia crashed into an elastic embrace.
Another big bronze hand that didn't belong to him grabbed Fuspeizhen's fist and made him scream with force.
"As the master of the orc clan, it's fine if you can't treat guests warmly, but to bully humans who are weaker than you is really despicable!"
Such an upright man, such a magnetic voice, such a broad embrace, such strong hands!
Pei Xia's body shook, and he couldn't help looking sideways, and saw a tall and straight man with strong muscles but not exaggerated, and a majestic and domineering appearance... a macho man!