Why Not Soar Your Majesty
阁下何不腾飞起
Author: 贰花
Latest: Chapter 83
Status: Completed
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If you are good enough, why don’t you fly to the heavens, and rise side by side with the sun?
This is about a girl who played using a male character, carefully building up her strength, guarding her wallet to one day be able to sponsor her male idol.
This is the story of a group of mentally insane people.
Tang Xiao had two wishes so far, the first wish is to sponsor Mu Cheng. The second wish was to help every enemy of Su Muzhe!
Female: Wife, I have died! When I die, hold me tight! That way, the ones who have come for revenge will know that we are a pair!
Male: … …
Everyone: Why aren’t you going to the heavens?!
Everyday, when Tang Xiao sat at home, she would first, number 1: kiss kiss pat pat and stare contentedly at the collection of naked posters of her male idol Mu Cheng that she had pasted all over her home.
Secondly, she would play online games.
With her male ID, Tang Xiao would cause havoc and uproar all over the game by confessing to girls constantly everyday, murdering all the men and generally, harassing people in public.
Every single time, she raised havoc, a female ID named Su Muzhe would punch her and try to knock her to her senses.
Thus a marriage began between a male ID who had a girl behind it, and a female ID who had a man behind it.
While at the same time, Tang Xiao tried her very best to roll into the sheets of her male idol, not knowing that she was already associated with him in the 2D world.
This is the story of how Tang Xiao was shamelessly bribed by her male idol to marry his character with naked posters of himself, and how every time she announced she wanted to sleep with him, she was punched.
你行，你咋不上天，和太阳肩并肩呢？
这是一个玩男号的妹子，秒足了劲想要存钱包养男神的故事。
这是一群神经病的故事。
又名《推到与反推到》《你咋不不上天呢！》
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唐晓至今有两个愿望，第一个愿望是包养穆丞。第二个愿望隔应死敌对帮会的苏慕遮！
女：娘子，死透了没！没死透抱紧我！一会收尸的来就知道我们是一对的了。
男：……
众人：你咋不上天呢！
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窜天猴马上就要点火了，快上来！带你们上天。
这文是由各种温馨爆笑段 子拼成，博君一笑。
- -文案废。
我是入文须知
1.这个是键盘网游，望天还是以言情搞 笑为主滴。
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3.本文网游基于倩女幽魂和天谕。
4.不坑文，坑文发果照。（长期有效）
5.喜欢文风的话，收藏个作者呗~么么哒
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