Why Not Soar Your Majesty

Chapter 1: If a marriage proposal fails, you will be beaten

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Tang Xiao has two dreams so far, the first dream is to support Mu Cheng. This is very difficult to achieve temporarily, and there are many people in the world who want to support him.

The second dream is that in the game of Ghost Road, I want to kill the beasts in Jiangshan! Of course, this dream is being realized every day and is about to be sublimated.

[World] Tang Shi: Hey, I'm here again today! Su Muzhe, who is involved in the country, you are the face, I am the water, I am soaking you; you are the sky, I am the cloud, I haunt you; you are the star, I am the moon, and I love you. Think about me, it can be cute, it can fight monsters and it can kill, it is suitable for single p group p guild p all kinds of p. Goddess marry me marry me! If you don't agree, I'll ask again later.

[World] Dawn of the old days: FUCK! You are finished! It's been almost a month! Do you want to fight again!

[World] Tang Shi: Yes, I am as lonely as a bowl of rice now, and I almost have a side dish. Come! Don't be shy! Just do it!

Tang Shi, a cancer of the legendary Lan Ruo server. There are still two major records, one is the one with the most confessions, and the other is the one with the most murders. Besides, she is also a monster. A goddess who plays male numbers - Sutra.

In the entire Lanruo server, basically every girl was kindly proposed by him, and the rest of the men were basically beaten by him. Therefore, one party has difficulties and all parties praise it. Anyone who gets his hands on Jiangshan and wants to beat up Tang Shi, and other gangs who have been beaten by him, just put down the task and rush over!

But every time he can be run away by Tang Shi, after a long time, he has developed a coquettish walking position and first-class escape skills.

Who is Su Muzhe! The goddess of the legendary Lan Ruo server! According to the gang members who are involved in Jiangshan, he looks like a fairy.

How can people not be angry when the goddess of their own gang is being brushed one after another! How can we not fight!

This will involve the gathering of people in Jiangshan, and Tang Shi has already run back to the gate of his gang to wait for the battle.

[Guild] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: Xiao Tang poetry! Nice job! We fought with them a few days ago and exploded a lot of weapons, which made us all profitable! Continue today!

[Guild] Tang Shi: You are shameless!

[Guild] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: the morals are gone, why are you so embarrassed! Come on brothers! Burn the man! Grab the girl! Equipment is sold!

[Guild] Tang Shi: Since that's the case, I've actually been curious for a long time. Are your flying hairs leg hair, or... eh? What fur!

[Guild] Millions of loli crossing the river: As soon as I came up, I saw such a dirty thing, I'm going to wash my eyes.

[Guild] July: It's definitely not chest hair, it's all said to be the crotch... tsk tsk tsk...

[Guild] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: Leg hair! It's leg hair! Hello! Cheers to pick it up!

No one in the gang paid any attention to him, and a group of people were discussing what kind of hair this hair was. The topic of chat is getting deeper and closer and closer to the truth.

Even when Ranzhi Jiangshan brought people in, the entire gang was still discussing this issue. In fact, the gang leader who was involved in Jiangshan left a group in the crowd and lay down in a large area.

[Current] Millions of loli crossing the river: not leg hair! There are leg hairs under the crotch! … and many more! How the hell did I die! who did it!

A group of people lying on the ground responded one after another.

Tang Xiao controlled her character to dodge quickly. She played a charmer, known for her control and chaos, and occasionally made sneak attacks.

Standing on the roof, watching the dense crowd below. There are quite a lot of people who come here this time.

To say, Tang Xiaohe's ill-fated relationship with Jiangshan can almost be serialized with millions of novels, ensuring that the chapters are exciting. To sum up, in the past, Tang Xiao took advantage of his spare time at work and went down the Ghost Road to pass the time. Of course, the main reason is that Ghost Road is endorsed by her male god Mu Cheng.

When she first entered the game, she played as a nurse. Lolita body shape, cute face. After playing for a long time, he was involved in a group fight.

The two sides of the gang fight is to encroach on Jiangshan and the gang she is currently in, the tiger sniffs the rose. Within an hour, Tang Xiao was killed more than 50 times by Su Muzhe, who had his hands on Jiangshan.

What a concept more than 50 times! Lying on the ground the whole time watching them fight.

Tang Xiao, in a fit of rage, re-registered an account, turned into a male charmer, spent a lot of money, and only abused the country. She will do everything that can reach the point of meddling! She will do everything that can make Su Muzhe go mad!

After fighting this year, the name Tang Shi is a beast in the hearts of the people who encroach on Jiangshan Gang. And Su Muzhe and Yiqu goodbye are in her heart, they are dog men and women.

[Current] Tang Poem: yo! A farewell song came in person! It just came, I just wanted to say, if I and Su Muzhe get married, you must be our witness~ I will definitely treat Su Muzhe well and let her be my big room~

[Current]Dawn in the old days: You are dreaming.

[Current] A Farewell: Little Tang Shi, don't you owe love again? Come, come down, let's take a good pain.

Ranzhi Jiangshan threw countless groups on the roof. Tang Xiao dodged a few times and jumped into the crowd to start harassing. Charismatic people are all known for being disgusting people, and Tang Xiao has brought this disgusting person to the extreme. Can't beat you? It's okay, I'm sick of you!

Rub here, touch there. Sneak attack on the nanny and immobilize the alien. Tang Xiao put all his money on the charmer's control system skills. Anyway, there are not many output skills, it is better to concentrate on disgusting death.

In the crowd, the purple voice was running fast, and there must be someone caught wherever it went.

Encroaching on the country is famous for being a nurse, while Tiger Sniffing Roses is famous for being a charmer. A gang battle came down, and both sides suffered heavy losses.

In the gang channel, someone hides in the safe area and talks.

[Gang] July: Little Tang Shi, if you can't handle Su Muzhe, why don't you think about getting a song to say goodbye to that birdman

[Gang] Tang Shi: I can kill that birdman as an angel, but I will never kill him. Dear! Ghost Road does not allow two male numbers to get married!

[Gang] July: You can be transgender. Isn't it just a matter of swinging a knife from the palace.

[Gang] Tang Shi: Dear! No way! I don't make a base, I only tease girls, not men.

There is still persuasion here, but the second wave has already started over there. More and more people from the Jiangshan Gang poured in, and they all started to demolish the guild buildings. No matter where Tang Xiao was hiding, the other party would find it immediately.

The number of people on Tiger Sniffing Rose's side couldn't keep up, and they all went offline to keep safe.

[Gang] July: I have an exam tomorrow, it's very late, I'll go first.

[Gang] Tang Shi: It's only seven o'clock...

[System] Your friend has been offline in July.

[Gang] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: Oops, my son is awake, let me coax him first.

[Gang] Tang Shi: When did you have a son, and your girlfriend didn't even have a place!

[System] Your friend Fei Chui has been offline.

One after another, the gang members went offline, and in the blink of an eye, there was a lonely purple charmer squatting in the guild.

[Current] A Farewell: Are you still playing

[Current] Tang Shi: If I say no more, can you let me go? /(tot)/~~

[Current] A farewell song: Yes.

Before Tang Xiao could react, the overwhelming crowd roared and the computer froze for a few seconds.

[System] You were killed by a parting song that touched the country.

Tang Xiao looked at the character who was lying still on the ground and wanted to cry without tears. Even if she was dead, the people who had their hands on Jiangshan still stepped on her corpse.

[Current] Tang Shi: Let me go! The leader of the dignified gang, how can you not believe what you say!

[Current] Su Muzhe: Let me tell you this, don't just trust those of us who are good-looking.

[Current] Tang Poems:…

Want a face! ! !

Tang Xiao moved the screen back and forth without seeing Su Muzhe. After resurrection, click the default location to resurrect. As soon as he arrived at the resurrection point to report, Su Muzhe was standing beside him in a long aqua blue dress. In the game, the woman is called the goddess side. The temperament is too biased, and the fairy energy is splashed everywhere.

Tang Shi stood and looked at him for a moment. According to legend, Su Muzhe, the third-ranked alchemist in the alchemist, was another overwhelming crowd before she could react.

Tang Xiao knew before that the alchemist's attack was very high. But her defense is not weak! After being covered by a few groups of Su Mu, he fell down and kissed the floor, which was really embarrassing.

[Current] Su Muzhe: Little Tang Shi, do I hurt you~

Tang Xiao finally found the origin of the word love. You can't lie down and enjoy this kind of thing, you must rise up and attack it!

[Current] Tang Shi: Hey, Su Muzhe, who is involved in the country, think about me. He can be cute, kill monsters, and die. It is suitable for single p group p guild p all kinds of p. Goddess marry me marry me! If you don't agree, I'll ask again later.

[Current] Tang Shi: Goddess, I am a good man at home! If you're hungry, I can feed you below...

Then Tang Xiao just got up and was beaten down again.

[Current] Su Muzhe: Why do I think something is wrong

[Current] Tang Poetry: What the hell! You let me finish! I am so pure!

[Current] A farewell: Yes, you are so pure that you are almost shameless.

[Current] Tang Shi: ... you go! Goddess, marry me, if you are hungry in the future, I can make you kang master braised beef noodles master kang spicy beef noodles master fresh shrimp fish pan noodles kang master mushroom stewed chicken noodles kang sauerkraut beef noodles master kang sauerkraut Chicken noodle kang master hot and sour beef noodle kang master snow bamboo shoots shredded pork noodle kang pepper beef noodle kang pickled beef noodle master kang chopped pepper pork ribs noodle...

[Currently] Su Muzhe: Okay.

[Current]Old things dawn:…

[Current]A Farewell:…

Su Muzhe's good deeds made a group of people stunned. Was bought by a pair of kang master instant noodles? Wait, something seems wrong? Tang Xiao looked at the "Okay" on the screen and felt a little unreal, so he pinched himself - Huh? not dreaming

[Current] Tang Shi: Goddess, have you been hacked

Su Muzhe loves Tang Xiao again, and tells her whether her account has been hacked. Tang Xiao kissed the floor one after another with tears as wide as noodles.

[Current] Su Muzhe: Didn't you propose to me for a month? Now I promise, are you happy? Little Tang poetry

happy? How could it be possible, she has always been holding her hands in her arms to never die. Unexpectedly, the other party gave her a general backhand. She played the game for a year and confessed countless times, but she never got married once!

After a month of coping, I didn't expect the other party's words to make her eat a pound of shit.

Decisive offline to keep safe. Sleep, sleep, the world is crazy.

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