Yesterday, Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe cut each other for a long time. In the end, Tang Xiao felt that he was quite a coward. After all, Su Muzhe had given herself equipment, but she was still responding to her in various ways, which was wrong. So I gave her the only backpack of chrysanthemums on her body, but she didn't expect to die even worse.
Tang Xiao:…
After tossing around in the middle of the night, it would be a bit difficult to get up.
Xiaolin brought the dog over early in the morning. When Tang Xiao woke up, he found a yellow thing sitting by her window, looking very depressed and lonely from the back.
Tang Xiao woke up suddenly. "Xiao Lin? Is this the golden retriever you bought for me? Wait, why is this hair so short."
Then the "Golden Retriever" turned around, with a mixture of black and white on the front, and a pair of blue eyes. The disheveled Tang Xiao looked at the thing in front of him with different colors on the front and back, and both the dog and the person were stunned. "Golden Retriever" jumped up like a ghost, and the whole dog bounced off.
Tang Xiao: Damn it, this golden hair looks like this! ? Don't lie to me, this is a husky! !
Xiaolin was startled by the movement in the bedroom, put down the spatula and came in.
"What's wrong?"
Tang Xiao looked at her with horror. "Is this the golden retriever you bought for me?"
Husky also turned his head in horror and looked at Xiao Lin.
Erha: This is the shit shovel you found for me?
"Oh, I thought what was going on. Mr. Ning heard that you were going to buy golden retrievers, so he took the initiative to send over the Erha he just bought. He said that you and Erha are more compatible~" After speaking, he touched Erha. s head. "By the way, Mr. Ning is afraid that you will be lost. He deliberately dyed the back of the dog to look like a golden retriever. If you are lonely in the future, you should look at Erha's face. If you are lost, you should look at its back. Do you do more than one thing at a time!!"
Tang Xiao: Damn, mentally retarded
Tang Xiao finally accepted Erha, anyway, they are dogs, so it shouldn't be too bad. But I didn't expect it! It is such a judgment that the history of blood and tears in the future can catch up with the history books.
"Did Mr. Ning give her a name?" Tang Xiao took the initiative to reach out and touch Erha's head, but the dog didn't hide.
Xiaolin shook his head.
"Just right, it's just called Mu Xiaocheng~ Come here, Momoda~" When it comes to Mu Cheng, Tang Xiao is like a chicken blood.
Xiao Lin was unable to complain anymore. "Can you have a face, if you are seen by fans, you will lose fans."
"No matter~ Come on, Mu Xiaocheng asked me to touch a small hand."
"Don't blame me for not telling you in advance, Mr. Ning said that this dog is exactly the same as you."
Tang Xiao interacted with Erha carelessly. "As beautiful as me~ Nonsense, I'm obviously much prettier than him."
Xiaolin smiled knowingly.
Soon, Tang Xiao knew what kind of existence Erha was.
Tang Xiao played the game for half an hour, ran out to make a mask, and saw Mu Xiaocheng running around the room with a roll of toilet paper. The whole living room became a mess, Erha got excited and ran wild with his legs. After seeing Tang Xiao at the door again, he put down the toilet paper in his mouth and scratched with his foot, pretending to cover him with soil. Calling at Tang Xiao aggrievedly, how pitiful it looks like.
Tang Xiao is about to explode with anger. There are only two families on the first floor where she lives. Her living room is very large, and it is very troublesome to clean up. At this moment, she has all the thoughts of eating dog meat hot pot at night.
"I said, he looks a lot like you." Xiao Lin looked helpless.
Erha also let out a submissive howl.
Tang Xiao narrowed his eyes, expressionless. "Tell me where I look like."
"You didn't realize that the moment he wanted to dig a hole and bury the tools of the crime was very similar to you. The queen is lawless, and she is cowardly in front of them."
"For the sake of your name, Mu Xiaocheng, I won't eat dog meat hot pot tonight."
Resignedly, I started to clean up the living room. Fortunately, it was only half an hour, and it was just paper towels flying all over the sky and things being touched. Tang Xiao spent the afternoon tidying up the living room. Teach Erha to go to the toilet again.
When it comes to going to the toilet, Erha refreshed her worldview again. It didn't take long for me to enter the toilet, and I started screaming every 10 seconds, and each call lasted for 20 seconds. Tang Xiao felt that the main building could hear the hourly time signal.
"Tell me, what's wrong with this dog? It barks every 10 seconds. Is he hilarious or what?" Tang Xiao couldn't bear it any longer.
Xiaolin, however, looked like he had "expected it a long time ago". "Your family, Mu Xiaocheng, was originally raised in Mr. Ning's house. The toilet lights in Mr. Ning's house are voice-activated and go out every 10 seconds. It is said that it took my aunt a month to teach Erha to call while pulling."
Tang Xiao could no longer express how he felt, and the grass and mud horses didn't want to run wild anymore. There are ten thousand heads in the heart and two screaming and running to the distance.
She was very curious that something was wrong with Ning. The home toilet was actually equipped with a voice-activated light, and a 10-second voice-activated light
"I admit it."
Afraid that Erha would be too disturbing to the people, Tang Xiao ran to the toilet and escorted him.
A creature like Erha has an IQ in general, but sometimes the IQ is not online!
When Mu Xiaocheng squatted in the pit, he looked around with an alert expression. When Tang Xiao opened the toilet door and appeared in front of him, he was even frightened. Then there was a warning bark.
"Don't shout, I'll accompany you to the toilet." As soon as Tang Xiao approached him, he became restless. He was squatting, but now he stood up, his tail waving back and forth.
He glanced at Tang Xiao, and then at the Baba he was pulling. Under Tang Xiao's horrified gaze, he ate what he had just pulled out.
Tang Xiao:…
Kobayashi:…
Tang Xiao: Eat shit? !
Tang Xiao: Eat? ? ?
Tang Xiao: Shit! ? ? ?
His head was full of barrages, words were indescribable, and his emotions exploded to a point where he could only use a swear word to describe it. "It's such a day for a dog."
The point is, Erha actually thought she would grab shit with him to eat! ? Holy shit! ? juvenile! What gave you this illusion!
There are only two beautiful comparison sentences left in my heart.
shit, shit, shit
Emma Emma Emma
Take a deep breath and tell yourself to stay calm! Must be calm! Can't do it! ! She can't eat dog meat hotpot that eats shit! ! "So, why does President Ning think this looks like me?"
Xiao Lin was also shocked by this scene. "Probably behavior?"
"I don't!!!!!! I don't tear paper!!!" No amount of exclamation marks could express her feelings. "I suddenly want to know how President Ning usually treats him. This guy is eating and protecting me, afraid that I will rob him? It must be what President Ning did before."
Both of them made up their minds, what did President Ning do. After the brain supplementation was over, they looked at each other, the two of them were embarrassed, and they felt that they knew something incredible.
"I think he shouldn't be called Mu Xiaocheng, he should be called Su Muzhe. At least this way I will feel better. When I think of him eating that stuff in Mu Xiaocheng's name, I feel bad." Tang Xiao He silently exchanged the dog with Xiao Lin, and told her to return it to President Ning, no matter what the cost!
I went back to my room to get my phone to make a call.
"I said, Mr. Ning! Can you get that ancestor of your family back!!" Tang Xiao started roaring as soon as the phone got through.
"I sent it out, may I have to come back?"
"I'll go to your uncle! Brother! I've worked hard this year and haven't done anything inappropriate. I'm very curious. Your toilet lights are voice-activated for 10 seconds. You usually go to the toilet, do you applaud while you go? I don't know. I thought you were having fun in there!"
"Oh, I'm rich, and my toilet is separate. The voice-activated one is specially designed for Erha. You also know that dogs can't press the switch, so I made a voice-activated one." Mr. Ning explained road.
Tang Xiao has lost his temper. "Then how did he pull and eat at the same time, for fear that others would rob him!! My God, I have begun to wonder if you often rob him of that stuff at home, otherwise he wouldn't be so afraid."
"Maybe I'm hungry, and you don't understand that dogs can't stop eating shit? It's the same as complaining and swearing when you can't stop."
Well, she wants to swear again, fuck you uncle.
"I… "
Mr. Ning had long expected what she was going to say. "I've been on a business trip recently. I'm not at home, and there's no one in my house. Before going out, I took all the keys away, and the water and electricity were cut off, so don't send the dog back. I'll dye it for you according to your preference. It's half the color. I can guarantee that Mu Cheng's golden retriever is not as fun as yours."
This is not fun anymore! ! ! This is so exciting! !
Without giving Tang Xiao a chance to speak, President Ning hung up the phone, and when he called back, he was not in the service area.
Sure enough, come prepared!
She finally understood, what is it that it is easy to invite Buddha, but difficult to send Buddha!
The balcony was cleaned up, and the kennel was placed there.
Xiaolin took the dog down for a walk, but couldn't find Mr. Ning, so he took it to the pet store to clean it up, and brought the dog back. This will be honest. She squatted at the door obediently and stuck out her tongue cutely.
"Sample, I know that I'm in trouble, so I'll learn to be good." Tang Xiao laughed angrily. Reaching out to touch him, I was shocked to see him sticking out his tongue immediately.
"I took him to the pet store and it was clean."
Tang Xiao let her lick it with confidence.
"Bull the soft and fear the hard." Tang Xiao scolded with a smile.
"This is exactly the same as you."
Tang Xiao hardly refuted.
"By the way, I just saw a golden retriever downstairs. It looks exactly like Mu Cheng's. Did you notice it when you usually go up and down the stairs?"
Tang Xiao rolled his eyes. "I have dog blindness."
"… "