Have you ever experienced being woken up by a butt every morning? That feeling, quite wonderful, quite tasteful.
Tang Xiao began to reflect, what heinous thing she did. Anyone whose name is Su Muzhe can't get along with her! In the game, there is Su Muzhe, who beats her whenever she wants. Outside the game, there was an Erha named Su Muzhe, who sat on her head at every turn.
Tang Xiao's head has automatically upgraded the system, and this time he can launch a barrage: Brother! ! ! What a brain! Not a stool! ! and also! Please have some self-knowledge of a dog! Did you wipe your ass when you went to the toilet? I will really eat dog meat hot pot! real! !
Since I got a dog, I have to take it out every day to let out the air. But the basic process is that Er Ha ran wildly in front, and Tang Xiao followed with messy hairstyle all the way.
"Wait! You can't eat your own shit! You can't eat someone else's shit either!"
"You learn from the golden retriever opposite you! Lady! Be reserved! Okay!!!"
"Oh, I'm going! That's Teddy! You go over there, and you'll be killed!"
"Damn it! You dare to fight the Tibetan Mastiff, admire it."
Along the way, Tang Xiao strengthened his belief in dog meat hotpot.
Because of this Erha named Su Muzhe, Tang Xiao had different feelings for Su Muzhe when he played the game.
The game will be updated every Thursday, and when the game is updated, go to the official website to see the latest news. This is incredible, the headline on the homepage is the spokesperson's vote.
Gloomy Soul Road was always endorsed by Mu Cheng. Later, Mu Cheng and Su Bai were so hot that they added another Su Bai. The avatars of the two people have been hanging on the login device for a year. Now that Su Bai's contract has expired, the official website has launched players to vote.
Basically, all the actresses who are named are listed on the page, and the word Tang Xiao also appears.
Decided to vote for myself with my own size.
Once the game is updated, log in aggressively.
[Gang] Tang Shi: Have you seen the spokesperson's vote! Who did you vote for! !
[Gang] Millions of loli cross the river: Well, if you want to choose, it's still Su Bai.
[Gang] Tang Shi: Why! Don't you think Tang Xiao is particularly good-looking! Especially fairy! Special goddess, especially suitable!
[Gang] July: ... Who is Tang Xiao
What the fuck? Tang Xiao held the monitor and wanted to stick his head to the computer in July.
Holding the monitor and shaking it left and right, he roared vigorously: "Who is Tang Xiao? Tang Xiao is me!!! Beautiful as a flower, sinking fish and falling geese! People in the world are called Sai Xishi!"
Er Ha Wang at his feet retorted.
"Shut up! I'll turn you into a dog meat hot pot if you refute it again!"
Under the mobilization of Tang Shi, the people rejected her request under the pretext that they were busy with monsters.
[Gang] Tang Shi: Why are you always like this? We can't sit down and talk.
Whenever this group of people spawns monsters, Tang Xiao will appear there. Totally messed up. Even in the daily task of collecting vegetables, Tang Xiao can slowly immobilize people, drive his own size, and steal cleanly in front of people.
[Gang] July: Fuck! Isn't it just voting! I can't vote!
[Gang] Tang Shi: In addition to this, you have to praise Tang Xiao.
[Gang]July:…
While she was hesitating for a while, Tang Xiao started to smoke people, and they died within two strokes. She also kindly lost two chrysanthemums.
Under the choice of conscience and self-esteem, July decisively chooses self-esteem.
[Gang] July: Tang Xiao is the most innocent, beautiful and lovely girl I have ever seen.
[Gang] Tang Poetry: Good ~ Go to the world to praise, praise a few more~
[Gang]July:…
Qiyue suddenly understood why when they talked about Qiangwei's Tang poetry, everyone hated it, but they seemed helpless.
[World] July: Oh, Tang Xiao is the most beautiful and innocent girl I have ever seen.
[World]Tang Shi: I have never seen a woman as beautiful as Tang Xiao, who is as beautiful as a flower, a fish and a wild geese, and her skin is like a creamy body. Such a beautiful, immortal woman! The most suitable spokesperson for Ghost Road! Shouldn't you vote for her!
[World] A Farewell: Little Tang Shi, you have always liked Mu Cheng the most, why did you like Tang Xiao again
[World] Tang Shi: You have never seen the beauty of Tang Xiao! That face! That body! Together with Mu Chengzhan, they are a perfect match!
Xia Ziyang: ... Little Tang Shi wants a face!
Mu Cheng: ... Probably not anymore.
[World] A Farewell: Actually, I think Su Muzhe is also very beautiful.
If Xia Ziyang hinted, Tang Xiao immediately didn't like to hear it.
[World] Tang Poetry: How does Su Muzhe compare with Tang Xiao! Maybe Su Muzhe is a rough guy. My family Tang Xiao is as angry as Lanzhi, with a good figure, good temperament and good looks. Vote for her and send a signed poster~
[World]Su Muzhe:…
[World] A Farewell: Damn, Xiao Tangshi has been so daring lately, you dare to speak ill of Xiao Su in front of him, he's awesome!
Tang Xiao couldn't be shy at this time.
This thing about husband and wife skills is really too convenient for Su Muzhe to beat people. You don't even need to look at the coordinates, just click on the skill and it will be teleported.
At that time, Tang Xiao boasted that he was bragging, and noticed whether Su Muzhe was online. As soon as the words came out, Su Muzhe rushed over with a sword in hand.
[World] Tang Poem: Su Muzhe! I tell you! Even if you stabbed me to death today, I wouldn't think you are prettier than Tang Xiao! I do not care! Anyway, Tang Xiao is the most beautiful!
At her request, Su Muzhe stabbed her to death.
[World] Millions of loli crossing the river: stabbing you? Poke with what
[World] I'm not crazy: Oh, I'm going, the wretchedness deserves its reputation, I admire it.
[World] Tang Shi: This is not the point, the point is, Tang Xiao is so beautiful! Holy shit! Su Muzhe! If you hit me again, I'll call the police! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
[World] A farewell song: It's too late to call the police, call an ambulance.
[World] Su Muzhe: It's too late for the ambulance, let's just collect the body.
[World] Tang poetry: qaq Tang Xiao is the most beautiful!
Su Muzhe started. One of the things he must do every day when he goes online is to write a copy of Xiao Tang poetry.
Tang Xiao ran all over the world, and Su Muzhe used her husband and wife skills to teleport to her in minutes to carry out brutal acts of domestic violence.
[Gang] July: Little Tang Shi, I think you can act coquettish with Su Muzhe and let him help you mobilize the people.
[Gang] Tang Shi: He is busy chasing and killing me now, if he can help me, I will live to eat it~ Shit!
After saying this, Su Muzhe just ended her. On the screen, the female charm fell down weakly, and the man beside him held a sword expressionlessly and withdrew his back neatly.
[World] Su Muzhe: If you have time, please help to vote for Tang Xiao, thank you.
If a person's life is divided into four seasons, then before this year, Tang Xiao's life is spring. After meeting Su Muzhe and raising a Su Muzha, it will be all winter!
Tang Xiao felt that he was going to become popular! Not to mention Su Bai, Mu Cheng is not as popular as her.
She may become the first actress to become popular by eating bi shit on live broadcast.
The slap in the face came so quickly, Tang Xiao read the news several times. What the hell did she do! Su Muzhe must kill everything like this and never leave alive! First, Erha, named Su Muzhe, ate shit in front of her. Now, in front of Su Muzhe, he is about to eat shit on a live broadcast.
There is a saying how to say it, if you come out to mix, you will have to pay it back sooner or later.
[Gang] July: Little Tang Poetry! Are you going live! I am ready! You do it!
[Gang] Tang Shi: …
[Gang] Millions of loli crossing the river: I just told Su Muzhe that if he votes for you, you will eat shit on the live broadcast. I didn't expect him to move so fast!
[Gang] Tang Shi: …
Life is hopeless, life is hopeless...
[World] Su Muzhe: Little Tang Shi, I'm waiting for you~
When it was time to bow, Tang Xiao never raised his head. What is conscience! What is self-esteem! She doesn't want any skin anymore!
[World] Tang Shi: When is the time for retribution, lady, I shouldn't laugh at you for being ugly, let's reconcile. It doesn't matter if you're ugly, I'm blind!
What is self-defeating, this is it!
Su Muzhe has discovered that Tang Xiao has a talent. You think she is a deadly criminal, and she can always set off the next climax. A wave is higher than a wave, and there is not even a reaction time.
The sword that had just been put back on his back was pulled out again. Su Muzhe didn't want to speak, and threw several groups at her.
[World] Tang Poem: Lady! There is something to discuss. qaq
[World] Su Muzhe: Can you discuss the specific time of your live broadcast
[World] Tang Poem: Lady! Love me a little more!
[World] A Farewell: Little Tang Shi, you know, those who come out to mix, always have to pay back this sentence.
[World] Tang Poetry: I understand, I understand, I have a deep understanding now. t_t I will never talk about live broadcast eating~shit again.
[World] Millions of loli cross the river: You can say, live Japanese dog.
Tang Xiao silently looked behind him, Erha who was tearing paper tirelessly, wanting to cry without tears. Er Ha felt her gaze, pinched her tail, and looked alert.
Tang Xiao: ! ! ! ! Holy crap, don't be nervous! Don't make me really want to do anything to you!
Erha: Wang Wang Wang Wang. (tragic dog world)
[World] Tang Poetry: Good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil. It is not that there is no reward, the time has not come. (┯_┯)
[World] A parting song: No no no, you don't understand, where is this going? One day, you will know that the water in your brain now is the tears you left in the future. Good, don't cry, there will be times when you cry.
[World] Tang Poems:…
It wasn't until a long time later that Tang Xiao knew the meaning of this sentence. It's a pity that too much water entered the brain at that time, and it was soaked!