Every game player is similar, and the people around them come and go similarly. The way to die in the dungeon is the same, and the stories of the junior three and the four are the same. But the idiots in each district have their own characteristics!
When Xiao Zhe first entered Gloomy Soul Road, he and Qiangwei had a hard-fought fight. Almost every day, he would burst into tears in the world. After the burst, he would come out to fight.
Sometimes the reason for the fight is very simple. Qiangwei's scolding gm is a pervert, and she refutes it when she touches her finger. Wherever you are perverted, it is obviously disgusting. Then there was a quarrel, and then another fight!
At that time, as soon as players saw the world arguing, they would hide in the safe zone.
But Xiao Zhe doesn't know! He felt noisy at first, and he put tape on the computer screen, just to cover the dialog box.
After wandering around in the wild for a while, I saw a nanny and said that there was a big guy competing and she had dropped her equipment!
Some trumpeters were skeptical, but followed through. Xiao Zhe also went, and it would be a tragedy if he went.
In the game, once the player dies, the game screen will turn black and white. Xiao Zhe had no color on the game screen that afternoon, it was all black and white.
When he had calmed down, he learned the first swear words in his life. "Oh shit"
Since then, he has made up his mind to be a high-output soldier. And it turns more and more.
"I still remember the nurse who lied to me back then!" Xiao Zhe said with an injustice on his face.
Tang Xiao suddenly had a bad premonition. When she first entered Nether Soul Road, she was beaten so badly by Su Muzhe that she could only deceive more trumpeters to go there.
"Cough, cough, you don't have to tell me, I shouldn't know."
"No! I want to tell you! You must be careful when you see this nanny in the future! She called, and the king called me to patrol the mountain. It is said that it was planted in the hands of a transgender couple not long ago."
Tang Xiao wanted to cry. What a coincidence, what a coincidence!
God probably thought her life was too boring, and tried her best to create a touch of color and coincidence for her.
It feels like if she said today: Hey big brother, I am the stupid Tang Shi you said, and by the way, the nurse you said is also me! It really is a book by chance! Coincidentally, let's go buy a lottery ticket!
It is estimated that before she could finish speaking, Xiao Zhe might just pick up the computer and hit him in the face.
Now it seems that he has done too much sin. Hearing this, I actually felt that the reason why the Yellow River entered the ocean was so stupid was that the military merit badge had his parents' share and hers' share.
"I remember!" Tang Xiao swore that he would never die in the future! It's better for Su Muzhe, if one day, Su Muzhe is also someone she knows, then she will really die.
When he came out, Mu Cheng was still comforting Erha. Touching his head back and forth, Erha wanted to lick him with his tongue, but he didn't refuse.
- People are not as good as dogs series.
"Why did it take so long to go in?" Mu Cheng asked.
"Old friend, let's talk about the old days, and explain her precautions by the way." Xiao Zhe ran over to check Erha's situation. He scratched its dog's legs, and suddenly shouted.
"Your dog is not neutered!"
Tang Xiao's first reaction was: "Shit, Mr. Ning actually raised a male dog!"
Erha's first reaction was: FUCK! Hiding for so long, was found
Mu Cheng’s first reaction was:…
"No, big sister, you have to think about it and ligate your dog, otherwise other dogs will suffer." When Xiao Zhe said this, Erha seemed to understand and kept pointing at him. howl.
Tang Xiao hesitated for a moment and asked, "Can you not ligate?"
"Yes! But, the first is easy to be in heat, the second is easy to be in heat, the third is easy to be in heat..."
Tang Xiao:…
Mu Cheng: …
"You say you're a girl, so it's not safe. Your dog's head is not too small, and he will pull you back when he turns around..."
Mu Cheng: …
Tang Xiao: ! ! ! do not talk! It's all about the imagery! It's really a dog. No, it is ***.
"Let's talk about it later, Su Muzhe won't be able to perform surgery like this." Mu Cheng touched his head. Erha finally calmed down.
When they returned, Mu Cheng was still driving. After Su Muzhe had an injection, she felt much more comfortable. Started fussing again. After finally coming out for a walk, I smelled the smell of grilled sausage and stuck my head out from the windowsill. Tang Xiao grabbed his neck hard, but couldn't pull it back.
Mu Cheng stopped the car halfway, and Tang Xiao got out of the car, akimbo training: "Su Muzhe! Do you know what gastritis is? Although it is mild! But if it gets serious, it will kill you! If you don't want to live Well, I'll make you a dog meat hot pot tonight! I've been thinking about eating it all day! You're sick now! You can't eat it! Do you understand!"
Erha let out a grievance.
Tang Xiao's tone softened. "When you're well, I'll buy it for you, be obedient."
Erha raised her head and sniffed her neck, and lay on her shoulders aggrieved.
It finally stopped.
When sending Tang Xiao back, Mu Cheng drove the car to the underground garage with ease, and took Tang Xiao up from the elevator in the garage.
Tang Xiao kept moving in his heart. Mu Cheng is so popular, apart from his face, his actions and actions are inseparable! If Mr. Ning, he would have left her downstairs long ago, not like Mu Cheng, he would have brought her up.
"Uh, Mu Cheng, thank you for your help today. If you are busy, you can go back first."
Mu Cheng smiled. "I'm just about to go back."
Tang Xiao didn't quite understand the meaning of his words. When I quickly decompose the subject, verb, and object in my mind, I always feel that something is wrong.
Then Tang Xiao saw Mu Cheng turn the key to the house next door to him.
"... ... you... live next to me????"
"Don't you know? Artists from Wanyu Media live in this building. I was also an artist under President Ning. He gave me a house. I only recently learned that you moved next door to me."
Tang Xiao: ! ! ! ! !
Too many coincidences today! Tang Xiao was stunned. This is happiness! ! !
Mu Cheng said good night to her, and went in next door. Tang Xiao stood quietly for half a minute, and finally couldn't bear it any longer. He hugged Erha and rubbed randomly.
"Oh, I'm going! Next door!!! You've heard that the building near the water comes first! Forget it! You're a dog, you haven't heard of it."
Erha:…
"Ahahahahaha! Next door! Ahahahahaha. Su Choubi! You know how happy I am!!"
Erha:…
"Ahahahaha! Su Choubi, let me tell you something, I don't have the key."
Erha: ... ah ha ha ha! mentally retarded!
One person and one dog stood outside the door, at a loss.
Erha barked back and forth a few times, expressing contempt. As a result, Mu Cheng was called out.
"What's the matter? Didn't bring the key?" Mu Cheng understood at a glance.
Tang Xiao nodded. I went out in a hurry in the afternoon and forgot to bring it.
"Come in first." Mu Cheng turned to let them in. As soon as the golden retriever saw Erha, not to mention how happy he was, the two dogs walked into the room one after the other.
Tang Xiao looked very cramped, Mu Cheng's room layout was the same as hers, and the decoration was the same. It's just that Tang Xiao's wall is full of Mu Cheng, and Mu Cheng's wall is full of pictures of dogs.
"Does your assistant have the key?"
Yes, yes, and Kobayashi.
Tang Xiao called, and Xiao Lin was playing mahjong with President Ning again. Seeing Tang Xiao's call, he glanced at President Ning, who gave her a look, and Xiao Lin refused to answer without hesitation.
Tang Xiao:…
"No one picked up."
"Well? Then I'll make do with one night now. I'll contact them tomorrow."
Live in Mu Cheng's house
Mu Cheng's family
Family
? ? ! ! ! ! !
Today is like riding a roller coaster, and now Tang Xiao's mood has reached its peak! ! What did she say last time! Get into Mu Cheng's bed! Really not far! !
"Cough, cough, it's not very convenient." Tang Xiao choked on his own saliva, Xiao Lin hangs up the phone well!
Mu Cheng still had that smile. "It doesn't matter, I live alone anyway, and the room is empty."
I'm afraid you live alone! ! ! Lonely and widowed! ! I'm afraid I can't stand it! !
Mu Cheng tidied up the guest room, during which Tang Xiao sent group text messages to his friends one by one.
—Ahahahaha! ! I got into Mu Cheng's bed! ! !
July back: Good luck and take protective measures.
Xiao Lin replied: I wish you happiness, remember to do a good job of keeping secrets, fans know that they will tear you apart.
President Ning replied: Mu Cheng wasn't on the bed, right
Mu Cheng was indeed not on her bed.
Ning always sprinkled him a basin of cold water when she was proud.
It's ok! ! On Mu Cheng's bed! It's far from sleeping with him! ! !
Ranzhi and Qiangwei have already established a deep friendship, and you can tell from the fact that July can follow a song of farewell and go out to block the Yellow Sea into the ocean current.
Qi Yue selflessly conveyed this news to a song goodbye, and the song goodbye was forwarded into his fingertips. The whole finger gang is about to explode!
[Gang] A farewell song: Boss! ! Are you OK! ! Is chastity still there? !
[Gang] I'm not crazy: shit! I know what! ! It felt like a lovely night. The boss likes to be proactive! !
[Gang] Dawn in the old days: We grow old together and have a son early.
[Gang] Su Muzhe: Are you busy? Go to bed early, if you can't sleep, go to the nine-tailed fox.
[Gang] A parting song: Enjoy the gentle township by yourself, but also enslave us! !
[Gang] I'm not crazy: No humanity, no humanity! Seeing the color and forgetting the righteousness, seeing the coloring and forgetting the righteousness!
[Gang] Su Muzhe: …