The power hotpot and the old dawn have been awkward. And it's getting worse. Originally, the power hot pot was chasing the old dawn, but I don't know what happened recently, and it has become the old dawn chasing the power hot pot.
But the couple pk of Ghost Road started.
Registered players will be randomly assigned opponents.
Tang Xiao's gems did not respond for a week. Sometimes Yanzhi and Rose took turns greeting the Nine-Tailed Fox, but they didn't let her spit out a single gem.
The wind is blowing, the crotch hair is flying, and I am not crazy, and I greet the gm dozens of times every day.
[Currently] Tang Xiao: It's really not possible. Hotpot and Dawn in the old days can also get married temporarily to make a pair. The last time I saw them fight on the top of the Forbidden City, the one who cooperated was very good.
The two parties ignored her.
This further aroused everyone's gossip. One day, the beating of the nine-tailed fox ended, but still nothing broke. The wind blew the crotch hair and shouted at yy: "I'm fucking your uncle. Tang Shi, your hands are really black! Don't be fooled in the future."
Tang Poetry:…
[Team] Dawn in the old days: Forget it, let's go here today. Xiao Tangshi and Su Muzhe go to practice doubles.
The power hot pot went offline without saying a word.
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: What happened to the two of them, they quarreled
[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: I don't know.
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: You don't have a heart for gossip! ! It's time to take care of the old dawn's heart. If you have any inside stories, be sure to tell me in advance!
[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: If you are free, find someone to practice and cooperate with.
Under the slogan of practicing cooperation, Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe beat them upright.
When the first round of the couple's PK competition, Tang Xiao went online an hour in advance to prepare.
Su Muzhe hadn't moved yet, but the people in the gang kindly sent to the door to let Tang Xiao beat him.
[Gang] July: Remember this feeling! Beat people up in a minute! Hold! Don't be soft-hearted!
[Gang] Tang Shi: Wait, someone knocked on the door.
Erha has recently learned a new skill - knocking on doors.
Ever since he knew that Mu Cheng lived next door to him, Erha was more diligent than Tang Xiao, leaving early and returning home every day, but there was one characteristic, no matter how crazy he was outside, the shit would definitely be pulled at home.
When Tang Xiao opened the door, thinking it was Erha, he turned his head and wanted to leave.
"Wait, Tang Xiao." Mu Cheng's voice sounded from outside the door.
Tang Xiao subconsciously touched his face and put on a smiling face. "I thought it was Su Muzhe who came back."
"He ate at my house, I think you didn't eat lunch, so you made an extra one." Mu Cheng held a dumpling in his hand.
In Tang Xiao's heart, besides a good-looking gentleman and a good character, Mu Cheng now has another good man at home. This kind of people! Don't beat yourself up! !
After Mu Cheng delivered the dumplings, he went back. Tang Xiao can't wait to lick the whole plate.
Back in the game, Su Muzhe was already online, standing beside him. Dressed in white, with lotus flowers in a pond not far away, it looks very pleasing to the eye.
[Current] Tang Shi: Ahahahaha, Mu Cheng gave me a dumpling just now. The male god is more perfect in my mind.
[Current] A farewell: it may just be a quick-frozen dumpling.
[Current] Tang Shi: I also think quick-frozen dumplings are amazing. Even if my male god eats shit, I feel amazing!
[Currently] Millions of loli crossing the river: I'm sorry, no matter who eats shit, I think it's amazing.
Tang Xiao thought about it for a while, and it seemed to be the truth. But before she could express her opinion, Su Muzhe had already come up and killed the two of them.
[Current]Tang Shi: ... Reason
[Current] Su Muzhe: Do it in advance and remember the feeling of cutting a radish.
Tang Xiao: ! ! You are a radish, your whole family is a radish!
[Current] Millions of loli cross the river: QAQ is lying on the gun.
Before the first round of husband and wife pk started, the two of them went on YY, Tang Xiao had never spoken in YY, neither did Su Muzhe.
Before starting, Tang Xiao looked excited. I always felt that beneath the cold goddess appearance of Su Muzhe, there might be a girl who spoke fluent Northeastern dialect. This kind of contrast makes me feel cute when I think about it!
But when Su Muzhe spoke, Tang Xiao did receive a surprise, but to be precise, it was a shock.
"Little Tangshi, are you ready?" Su Muzhi's voice sounded a little strange, but it was definitely... a... male voice.
a male voice...
male voice…
male…
Holy shit! We agreed to go to the square dance hand in hand in a few decades! In the blink of an eye, you will be transgender, and leave me to dance the square dance alone! ! !
[Current] Tang Shi: What the hell, lady, what have you been through? A goddess face with such a magnetic voice
[Current]Su Muzhe:…
This contrast frightened her more than the Northeast flavor.
[Current] Tang Shi: Wait! ! Could it be that…
Tang Xiao suddenly thought of another possibility.
[Current] Tang Shi: Are you actually a boy? ? ? ?
[Current] A Farewell: ... Did you know
[Current]July: Did you know
[Current]Meaning & Rose: Did you know
Tang Xiao felt a lightning strike him. Everyone said before that Su Muzhe was a goddess. The goddess goddess should not be a woman! ! ! How to become a man! ! Do you have gender dysphoria
What else is the goddess Su Muzhe who looks like a fairy, beautiful like a flower, sinking fish and falling geese. Fairy your sister! Flower your sister! Yan your sister!
[Current] Tang Poetry: What the hell! The goddess Su Muzhe, who is involved in the country, is actually a man? Why have you been playing Shemale for so long? Shameless.
Mu Cheng's eyelids jumped.
[Currently] Su Muzhe: You also played Shemale number before.
[Current] Tang Shi: That's the same! ! You have nothing to do when you play the female account, and you can stare at the character's chest. I have nothing to do when I have nothing to do, so am I still staring at the bottom of the characters! Shameless, shameless.
[Current]Su Muzhe:…
Tang Xiao felt that he had discovered something incredible. Looking at Su Muzhi's whole eyes, something was wrong.
"Little Tangshi, you've become more and more courageous recently. Why do you think you don't have a long memory?" Su Muzhi's voice sounded gentle and gentle. But always with a bit of awkwardness.
It stands to reason that Su Muzhe should start at this time. Tang Xiao ran away reflexively.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the couple's PK officially started.
[System] Ten years of sharpening the knife, in the past, we fought for the situation. Ghost Road husband and wife pk arena has been opened. All participating players are invited to enter as a team.
"Let's go, little Tang Shi." Su Muzhe walked in front of Tang Shi. The white clothes were gathered together, the cuffs were darkly patterned, and the long hair was scattered on the white clothes like ink, and was fixed with a hosta. There is a sword behind his back.
Tang Xiao has always felt that even game characters can represent the player's reality. For example, Lolita is wretched, Tang Shi is a douchebag, and Su Muzhe exudes this deserted atmosphere.
Just said "Let's go". With a smile, there is gentleness under the coldness.
Su Muzhe took a few steps and saw that Tang Xiao didn't respond, so he used interactive movements to hold her.
Tang Xiao looked at the screen, and the purple royal sister followed behind the white figure, feeling a little uncomfortable.
Teleported to the competition venue, two nurses stood in front of them. Tang Xiao glanced at the equipment cultivation base.
"Mother..." Just as I was about to call out my lady, I felt a little awkward and stopped.
Su Muzhe received it like a flow. "Hey, daughter."
"..." She really wanted to rush to the opposite side and shouted, let's go brush Su Muzhe together! This stinky shameless.
"Su Muzhe, sit down for a while, I can handle these two by myself. If you can't handle it later, you can take action."
Mu Cheng smiled slightly, replaced the sword in his hand with a piano, and found a corner to sit down. In addition to the background music of the arena, the sound of the alchemist playing the piano could be vaguely heard.
The onlookers were speechless.
The charmer is good at chaos. Tang Xiao ran so fast again that the two people on the opposite side couldn't even show their skills.
Tang Xiao ran around the field like flying a kite, harassing her from time to time. The onlookers have an adjective in their hearts - perverted!
It really lives up to its name!
In the first pk, Su Muzhe played the piano for five minutes, and Tang Xiao changed for five minutes. The other side cried for five minutes.
Unsurprisingly won.
The second game is set a week later.
"That's right!" The sound of the wind blowing the crotch hair suddenly appeared, with a noisy electric sound that made people's ears hurt.
Tang Shi and the others rushed up and beat him up.
"Hey hey hey, did you hear me?" Fengfeng crotch hair Feiyang fiddled with the microphone again.
[Current] July: If you have something to play, you will retreat.
"Fuck, you guys are too ruthless." Wind blowing crotch Mao Feiyang saw his black and white game interface, and was a little speechless.
[Currently] Millions of loli crossing the river: Who asked you to speak suddenly, that ecstasy electric sound.
"I won't talk to you. I'm getting married next week, are you here?" said the wind blowing crotch hair.
[Current] Tang Shi: Come! You can start killing again! Ah ha ha ha ha ha.
[Current] A Farewell: Wedding Tour ~ Where are you going? Have you been friendly yet, do you need our help
"Wait, you misunderstood." The wind blows and the crotch hair is very helpless. Had to explain it again. "It's a real marriage. It's in H city. Are you coming?"
A group of people felt that they had hallucinations.
who? Who is getting married? ? ?
Tang Xiao silently turned on the loudspeaker to the maximum. "You say it again."
"Damn it! Lao Tzu is getting married! Realistic! It's approved by the state stamp! All the slippery ones will come to Lao Tzu, don't forget the red envelopes, I won't even let you in under 500 yuan. "The wind blew the crotch hair and roared.
The whole room reverberated, and I included room and board… room and board…
I didn't go crazy and suddenly thought of something and shouted: "Damn, did the boss turn on the voice changer, why is the sound wrong?"
"Damn it! Have you heard it all! You have to believe me if I have to make a foul language!" The listeners cry, the hearers are sad.
But this sentence was overshadowed by the news that the crotch hair was flying in the wind. No one noticed his cry.
When others say marriage, everyone congratulates them. But as soon as he said marriage, a group of people said: What is it? marry? Male or female? Don't make fun of me, bastard, don't make fun of me.
The crotch hair is flying in the wind: I am so tired.
Tang Xiao couldn't believe it, he was going to get married after shouting all day, giving my sister to my sister's wind-blown crotch hair flying? ? ?
[Currently] Millions of loli crossing the river: Help master, stop joking.
[Current]July: Have you been hacked
"Damn it! I'm really getting married! If it's fake, Xiao Tangshi will eat it live~ shit."
"Fuck! You're so fake, and you want us to believe you?" Tang Xiao felt that she was provoking someone, why should she eat shit.
"Just face to face." Yiqu said parting.
Face base
Tang Xiao looked at Su Muzhe three words, suddenly a little cowardly.
The author has something to say: I saw the long review. . Come and add more! Many thanks! _(:з"∠)_The plot is my weak point, and I will try my best to follow the plot. oh oh oh. The plot is weak, and the paragraphs are one after another.
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