In the past few days, the people of Lan Ruo have witnessed one bloody drama after another.
First of all, the little expert Tang Shi asked for a whole month of marriage, and he also fought with Qiangwei for a whole month! Later, the goddess Su Muzhe lard blinded her heart and agreed to propose. Immediately afterwards, the plot began to reverse, and the little expert Tang Shi actually escaped from marriage! Yanzhi and Qiangwei fought for another full week. The plot of the last week is - the goddess Su Muzhe, who is blinded by lard, has begun to force marriage!
Lan Ruo People: ... This plot is so exciting!
The forced marriage words that are written in the world every day are exciting.
[World] Dawn in the old days: Hey, I'm here again today on behalf of Su Muzhe! The Tang poem of the tiger sniffing the roses, you are the face, I am the water, I soak you; you are the sky, I am the cloud, I haunt you; you are the star, I am the moon, I love you. Think about getting married, you can be cute, you can fight monsters, you can kill, it is suitable for single p group p guild p all kinds of p. Idiot marry me marry me! If you don't agree, I'll ask again later.
[World] Tang Shi: I want to sue you for infringement! Also, can you change the name
[World]Dawn in the old days: Beasts? moron? mentally retarded
[World] Tang Shi: It's alright, it's still a fool.
[World] Dawn in the old days: Hey, I'm here again today on behalf of Su Muzhe! The Tang poem of the tiger sniffing the roses, you are the face, I am the water, I soak you; you are the sky, I am the cloud, I haunt you; you are the star, I am the moon, I love you. Think about getting married, you can be cute, you can fight monsters, you can kill, it is suitable for single p group p guild p all kinds of p. Tang Shi, a stupid animal with a brain and a mental retardation, marry me, marry me! If you don't agree, I'll ask again later.
[World] Tang Poems:…
At the same time, there is another thing that stimulates.
Have you ever been chased by the gods on the leaderboard for a week? If you haven't experienced it, it can be summed up in one sentence: Exciting! So exciting!
For a week in a row, different gods came after her every day. Morning and afternoon are not the same, and sometimes before six o'clock and after six o'clock in the evening are not the same. Tang Xiao felt that she had seen all the great gods in her life!
[Current] Tang Shi: Brother! Wait a minute, let's chat for a while.
[Currently] Muyu Black Tea: Wait, kill you first.
God must be faithful. Soon Tang Xiao was lying dead.
[Current] Muyu Black Tea: Alright, we can chat.
[Current] Tang Poems:…
[Current] Tang Shi: Brother, can you tell me what benefits Su Muzhe has given you? You guys are lining up to kill me. give money? I guess you are not short of money, is it a girl
[Currently] Muyu Black Tea: ... Neither. He gave me the autographs of Mu Cheng and Su Bai and some small gifts.
[Current] Tang Poetry: What the hell? ! and many more? ! who! Mu Cheng
Who is Mu Cheng, the one that Tang Xiao wanted to support. He is also the spokesperson of Ghost Road. Tang Xiao has been in the entertainment industry for so many years, but he has only seen Mu Cheng from a distance and has not cooperated with him yet.
[Current] Tang Shi: Brother! Do you sign it for sale? Are you selling Mu Cheng's signature? How expensive I will buy it!
[Current] Muyu Black Tea: Not for sale.
[Current] Tang Shi: ... Well, let's change the way. I have the signatures of Zhang xx, Liu xx, Yang x, Jin xx, etc., can I change it with you
[Currently] Muyu Black Tea: This, I ask Su Muzhe for it, and I can get it.
[Currently] Tang Shi: ...Fuck, do you want Tang Xiao's autograph! I'll take this signature, let you go offline, and let me be quiet for the morning!
The other party was silent for a minute. To be honest, Tang Xiao hasn't done much in the entertainment industry in the past few years, he just stayed like that. I have participated in popular works, and the characters are remembered, but people are not popular. There are also many endorsements, but people are still not popular.
[Current] Muyu Black Tea: … Who is Tang Xiao
[Current] Tang Poetry: In "Liao Zhai", the one who played Ying Ning.
[Current] Muyu Black Tea: ... The one with the biggest chest
[Current] Tang Shi: ... Yes! Give you a piece of her autograph, plus a photo of the poster, etc., and let me be quiet for the morning.
[Current] Mu Yu Black Tea: Well, I always think her breasts are full. However, after you said that, I think this girl is pretty, so I turned around and asked Su Muzhe to sign her autograph.
[Current] Tang Poems:…
System: Tang Shi turns on the killing mode.
Tang Xiao silently started the killing mode. Can't stand it! Carrying the piano, he rushed over. Tang Xiao's operation can only be said to be top-notch, and it's still a technique of running and dodging, and beating people is really weak.
He was beaten down in no time.
[Current] Muyu Black Tea: What's the matter with you
[Current] Tang Poetry: Scholars can be killed but not humiliated! I tell you! Tang Xiao's breasts are absolutely original, what else is called this girl is very beautiful, she is very beautiful! very beautiful! no! You give me your address and I must send you her signed photo!
[Current]Muyu Black Tea:…
After a long period of inking, Mu Yu's black tea was poured out, and then the second god came online again.
Tang Xiao originally wanted to write a few words with him, but this eldest brother came up and started without giving her any time to talk nonsense.
Tang Xiao thought about it for a while, then ran to the NPC shop decisively, and spent 60 yuan to buy an Upside-Down Yin Yang San.
[System] Tang Shi waved his sword from the palace, cut off everything in the past, and was willing to be a beautiful woman. I don't know which hero will hold the beauty back.
As soon as the system news came out, the people of Lan Ruo were boiling again! Sure enough, there is no shortage of gossip in this world. And this is simply called the show of the year! Looking at the stalemate between the two sides, who didn't know what to do next, now they are so excited that they don't even fight monsters, and they concentrate on chatting in the world.
[World] I'm not crazy: Every time I think things should be over, Su Muzhe and Tang Shi can always turn me around. Mad, the labor and management tasks have not been done, and they are waiting for the next article.
[World] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: what the fuck, good courage, cut off the small *. It hurts me thinking about it.
[World] July: This is the annual youth ethics love Lily family gang's passionate love and killing drama! This level of excitement is comparable to the TV series on the toilet table. Not to mention, the front row sells melon seeds and peanuts, I always feel that this matter will not end so soon.
[World] Tang Shi: Don't talk, I'm a little weak now.
[System] Su Muzhe endured the pain and changed his mind, cut off everything in the past, and inspired to be a hero. I don't know which beauty will be favored by heroes.
The gossip heart of the Lanruo people was once again satisfied. If Tang Shi's transformation was just now, and some of them were silently watching the screen and didn't speak, then this time Su Mu's transformation would blow up the group of people.
The day was spent in excitement.
In order to escape from marriage, the fierce tiger sniffing roses turned into a girl with a knife from the palace. Su Muzhe, who was involved in the country, forced the marriage from the goddess side to the dwarf side.
[World] I'm not crazy: shit, this area is not in vain. So exciting. This inversion, I like it!
[World] Dawn in the old days: I can't keep up with the rhythm.
[World] July: No way, melon seeds and peanuts are sold in the front row. If there is no previous relationship, I would believe that Su Muzhe loved Tang poetry to death.
[World] The wind blows the crotch hair flying: The little * that Xiao Tangshi cut off just now, Su Muzhe picked it up and pressed it. Really environmentally friendly, really green, very good.
[World] Su Muzhe:…
[World] Tang Poems:…
[World]July: Wait! Goddess, aren't you weak just after the operation? When you look at the poems of Xiao Tang, you can't say anything.
[World] Su Muzhe: It's okay, it feels good.
[World] Tang Poems:…
There are countless grass and mud horses running away in Tang Xiao's heart! She knew it, Su Muzhe was on the fence with her, and the comparison was who could be beaten to death! come! Who is afraid of who! Isn't it just a slap in the face! Isn't it cheap! Isn't it better than shameless! I don't even want a small *! I want a face! Isn't being cheap an art? Let's carry it forward, okay
[System] Tang Shi endured the pain and changed his mind, cut off everything in the past, and inspired to be a hero. I don't know which beauty will be favored by heroes.
[System] Su Muzhe swung his sword from the palace, cut off everything in the past, and was willing to be a beautiful woman. I don't know which hero will hold the beauty back.
[World] I'm not crazy: Mad, I feel that today's upside-down yin and yang are very popular.
[World] Millions of loli cross the river: I don't understand the world of local tyrants. I can't keep up with the trend.
[System] Tang Shi waved his sword from the palace, cut off everything in the past, and was willing to be a beautiful woman. I don't know which hero will hold the beauty back.
[System] Su Muzhe endured the pain and changed his mind, cut off everything in the past, and inspired to be a hero. I don't know which beauty will be favored by heroes.
I swiped the news of transgender several times in succession. Whenever Tang Xiao started, Su Muzhe would definitely follow him. Looking at the sexy female charm on the screen, Tang Xiao gave up.
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: Goddess, Qian Duo doesn't play like this.
[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: Huh? I thought you liked me playing with you.
Play with your sister! The backhand is a slap, believe it or not!
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: Goddess! If there is anything, let's sit down and talk, don't use knives or guns. This is not good, our wish is world peace!
[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: Actually, it's not a big deal, I'm just fulfilling your wish, are you unhappy
Happy wool ah happy! If I can't beat you! I've already killed you!
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: I have many wishes, such as taking care of Mu Cheng, such as world peace, such as succumbing to death for you. Otherwise, you can help me make it happen.
I don't know which sentence of this sentence reached the other party. Su Muzhe hesitated for a long time, which made Tang Xiao feel hopeful! Can pull back the illusion of a game.
[Private Chat] Su Muzhe said to you, "Protect Mu Cheng?"
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: Yes, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. I am working on it now. By the way, goddess, I heard that you have Mu Cheng's front and a small gift, you can give me one~
[Private Chat] Su Muzhe said to you: The reason
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: He is the face, I am the water, I soak him; he is the sky, I am the cloud, I haunt him; he is the star, I am the moon, and I love him. I can exchange Tang Xiao's signature and small gifts with you~
[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: No change.
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: "Fuck! You actually despise Tang Xiao! She is so beautiful, so kind, so cute, so fairy-like, and she has a good figure!
[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: Oh.
Oh? ? Oh? ! Oh! ! that's it
[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: How about we get married? Do you give me a copy of Mu Cheng's autograph and a small gift
[Private Chat] Su Muzhe said to you:…