Why Not Soar Your Majesty

Chapter 36: The experience of living next door

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Not soundproofing is really a headache for others. In particular, Mu Cheng put a lot of effort into changing all the rooms into balconies.

In order to test the sound insulation effect, Tang Xiao deliberately chose a quiet time at night, and shouted, "The king of heaven covers the earth tiger!"

There was no response from the other side. Tang Xiao continued to shout at a high voice: "King of Heaven! Cough, cough, cough... Gedihu!"

Su Muzhe replied in the game, "Pagoda Town River Demon."

[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: Damn, can you really hear me

[Private chat] Su Muzhe said to you: Our two rooms are next door.

[Private chat] You said to Su Muzhe: I curse so loudly? Omg! Then how angry I am usually! have a look! What the hell are you doing to me.

Mu Cheng stopped talking. A skill flew over and appeared steadily in front of her.

[System] Su Muzhe activates the killing mode.

To Tang Xiao, these words are bombs! Pull your legs and run.

[Currently] Su Muzhe: Little Tang Shi, I ran away from the monk, but not the temple.

Tang Xiao was stunned, this is a threat! Mu Cheng actually threatened her! ! !

Since knowing that the male god is the goddess of the hostile gang, Mu Cheng's gentle character in her heart has collapsed.

[Current] Tang Shi: Come on! Come to my room! Let's hurt each other!

[Current]Su Muzhe:…

[Current] A Farewell: I don't see anything, I don't say anything.

[Current] Tang Poems:…

A goodbye turned out to be a full passerby, drifting past them without looking away.

After a while, a loudspeaker that could be seen by the entire suit floated.

[Small Speaker] A farewell song: Don't kill people! !

Tang Xiao:…

Mu Cheng: …

Tang Xiao is powerless, every time like this, he can be bumped into by a farewell song. No longer struggling, she honestly asked Su Muzhe to cut her.

[Currently] Millions of loli crossing the river: damn, I will come to watch you when I see the horn. Early in the morning, I will do vigorous exercise and restrain myself!

After speaking, I went up to make up a knife. When I finally caught Tang Shi and was abused, I had to do my best.

[Current] Tang Poetry: What the hell! Loli! Dare to hit your father!

Tang Xiao clicked Resurrection, rolled up his sleeves and ran to Loli. If she can't beat Su Muzhe, she can't kill her as a 69-year-old nanny.

[Current] Su Muzhe: Her wings are hard.

[Current] Millions of Lolita Cross the River:…

Tang Xiao:…

This joke of Mu Cheng is really cold. Tang Xiao shook the ice slag all over his body.

[Currently] Millions of loli cross the river: just kill once, you have to come twice! !

[Current] Tang Shi: Because you are wretched.

Saying so, Loli is not happy. Tang Shi actually said she was wretched! ! Obviously half a catty eight taels, fifty steps to laugh a hundred steps!

[Current] Millions of loli crossing the river: How can I be wretched! What happened to strenuous exercise! Isn't hacking a strenuous exercise? what are you thinking! You are wretched! You actually want to sleep, Su Muzhe!

Tang Poetry:…

Stop stressing that she wanted to sleep Mu Cheng! She remembers! Mu Cheng also remembered it! !

[Currently] Millions of loli crossing the river: Stop making trouble, I never had a chance to ask before. In other words, Su Muzhe is really... Who is that? Holy crap, it can't be fake!

[Current]Su Muzhe:…

Tang Xiao looked at this sentence and was satisfied. She wasn't the only one who thought so.

[Current] Tang Shi: He is. I wanted to ask before, Su Muzhe, do you have something to hide? This contrast is too great. On the screen, there is a gentle and elegant ancient costume abstinence male god, and the game is dark and sullen.

[Current] Millions of loli crossing the river: For example, schizophrenia or something...

[Current]Su Muzhe:…

[Currently] Millions of loli crossing the river: It feels like knowing that the male god will also poop.

[Current]Su Muzhe:…

Mu Cheng told them with the facts that he not only eats, drinks and laks, but also beats people.

One morning, Loli and Tang Shi fled east and west. Before Loli got off the assembly line, she kept crying.

[Current] Millions of loli cross the river: you wait! When I look back, I'll stab the magazine with your true colors! I'm going to say you murdered! Are you scared! Are you scared!

[Current]Su Muzhe:…

Tang Xiao really couldn't bear it anymore. Without Su Muzhe's hands, he got up from the ground and sent her back to the West in person. She has been playing with this mental retardation all the time! So embarrassing.

[Current] Millions of loli cross the river: ! ! ! I will get my revenge!

Tang Xiao: There is no turbulence in my heart, and I even want to laugh.

Another advantage of living next door is that it is very convenient to call people.

When the game was updated on Thursday, a new mission came out. Players enter the dungeon in a guild. There are nine floors in the dungeon, and they must pass the dungeon of this floor to enter the next one. It is said that on the ninth floor, there is a mysterious gift.

The meddling organization organized a few fights, but each time they rushed to the third floor and lost.

Rose's can't even get past the first floor. Every time, under the leadership of the leg hair, he walked towards the group without any suspense. Sometimes, even the boss on the first floor will be thrown into the street without touching it.

The two gangs summed it up and felt that they could work together. Let the leader of the team first, and after that, change to Qiangwei.

[Team] I'm not crazy: Where's Boss Su? He didn't come, we couldn't get through.

With a wave of Tang Xiao's sleeves, living next door is such a benefit!

[Team] Tang Shi: Wait, I'll call Su Muzhe up.

A group of people in the team were shocked. It's moving too fast! They all live together!

[Team] Millions of loli crossing the river: Is it time to give birth tomorrow

[Team] July: Did the child go to college the day after tomorrow

[Team] I'm not crazy: Should I give my child a blind date the day after tomorrow

[Team] Power Hotpot: The flowers of the motherland are so bright and red.

[Team]Tang Shi:…

Before Su Muzhe came up, Tang Xiao beat them one by one. He told them with his fists why the flowers were so red. Why are the flowers so beautiful.

With Qiao Yijing's film coming soon, Mu Cheng spent a lot of time researching characters. Usually, when I play games, I will accompany Tang Xiao to watch the scenery for a while, or beat her twice, and then get off again.

Knocking on Mu Cheng's door, Mu Cheng was dressed in home clothes and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose. The whole body exudes a clean and warm air. When he saw Tang Xiao, his eyes were full of smiles.

"Come in first." Mu Cheng said.

"No, no, I'm just here..." With a glance, he saw Su Bai sitting in the living room. The eyes of the two looked at each other, and both were slightly taken aback. When Tang Xiao's words came to his lips, it immediately changed to, "I just came to sit at your house!"

Mu Cheng didn't break it, and let her in.

The atmosphere in the living room suddenly became very strange. Su Bai sat on the big sofa in the middle, Tang Xiao chose a single sofa, and Mu Cheng sat opposite Tang Xiao.

"Tang Xiao, so you live next door to Mu Cheng?" Su Bai quickly returned to his usual color with a standard smile.

Su Bai knew very well that how to laugh and how to speak is when she is at her best and most beautiful. On the contrary, Tang Xiao was different. From the moment he entered the door, his emotions were written in his eyes.

"Well, I just moved here recently." Tang Xiao silently analyzed the atmosphere between Mu Cheng and Su Bai.

"Director Joe's movie is about to start, you know."

"Um."

"I look forward to working with you." Su Bai said sincerely.

"Me too."

The conversation fell into a rigid state. Su Bai and Tang Xiao didn't know each other very well, and they didn't even meet a few times in the company.

Mu Cheng cleared his throat and wanted to say something.

"With you here, Mu Cheng must be very lively." Su Bai said first, "Then you two talk first, I have something else to do, come back another day."

Su Bai got up and took a gelatin from the table. Tang Xiao felt familiar when he saw the box. After thinking about it for a long time, wasn't this what Mu Cheng gave her that day, and then she didn't eat the box that was offered to her!

Tang Xiao has been caught up in, what is Mu Cheng's hobby, he will give Ejiao to everyone! ? Do you want to eat the box provided by your home

"Tang Xiao." Mu Cheng walked over and flicked her forehead lightly. "Did you come to me on purpose to be distracted?"

Tang Xiao touched his forehead. "Oh oh oh, I remembered. We want to play a copy, less output, ask if you are coming."

"Well, I'll go online as soon as I clean up."

Tang Xiao returned to the game, and a group of people in the team couldn't wait. Squatted in a row and chatted with melon seeds.

[Team] I'm not crazy: Why didn't Su Muzhe call up, and Xiao Tangshi has been away for so long.

[Team] A Farewell: Maybe I'm busy.

[Team] Millions of loli crossing the river: FUCK! In broad daylight, so sentimental? How long is Su Muzhe! Will you wait an hour

[Team] A Farewell:…

Lou, always crooked at Loli.

Tang Xiao saw this content as soon as he returned to the game.

[Team]Tang Shi:…

[Team] Millions of loli crossing the river: FUCK! Not even half an hour, I overestimated Su Muzhe!

Since Xiao Tang Shi was not killed, Loli took over the big stick and worked hard to carry him forward.

As soon as Mu Cheng went online, he saw this content, and he picked up the guy and went up.

Loli was lying on the ground with tears streaming down her face.

[Team] Tang Shi: Loli, I will tell you as a person who has come here. Heaven has reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up and see who the sky is bypassing.

[Team] Millions of loli cross the river:…

A team can only hold six players, and the two gangs add up to more than ten people. Only in team mode.

Su Muzhe and Yiqu have been relatively busy recently when they parted, and the conductor over there has become like I'm not crazy.

Before opening the dungeon, I had already prepared for Qiangwei to be stupid and mentally retarded.

However, as soon as he entered, his concept became, what the hell, how can he be so stupid and mentally retarded

"The first boss will randomly enlarge the move. Before the enlargement move, there is a reminder to let you run to the red or green stage to avoid damage. Then everyone will follow the voice reminder." Before entering, I didn't go crazy and played the game The rules are made clear.

As a result, when it came to the game, I almost became crazy when I was not crazy.

The first reminder, I ran to the green platform to avoid damage. Rose's lying down a large piece.

"I'm going! Leg hair! You're stuck standing still!" I was speechless as I watched the wind-blown crotch hair flying in the center of the copy.

Immediately afterwards, a burst of rude heavy metal music came to mind. The sound of leg hair faintly came. "What? I'm dead? I didn't hear any reminders?"

"Damn it! Why did you turn off your background music!!! With such a loud voice, you can hear ghosts!" I didn't shout.

As it turns out, there are no ghosts.

Leg hair still has its own noisy background music. "What did you say?"

"I'm fucking you!" I didn't cry madly! Tang Xiao was stunned by the shouting, and there were only three words in his mind, I fuck you, I fuck you.

Loli silently thought about countless pictures in her heart! I can't stop thinking about it!

The voice on the side of the leg hair finally quieted down, with grievances. "I got married not long ago. If you treat me like this, what will my wife do?"

I'm not crazy: …

Crowd: …

Loli: ... oh, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going~(≧▽≦)

With such a riot, the entire group was wiped out.

"Turn off the music, and there will be a voice reminder for a while, saying that you will run on any color platform. Do you understand?" My tone softened without being crazy.

"Hmmmm, I understand."

The words say so. At the start of the second round, Qiangwei was half dead.

I didn't go crazy looking for the body on the ground for a long time. The hot pot died on the opposite platform, and the old dawn was buried with him. The legs are hairy, but I found the right position, and Qiyue said goodbye without dying. Loli ran too slowly and died not far from the platform.

"Who are the two funny people lying on the opposite platform!!!"

[Team] Power Hotpot: Accidentally ran the wrong way.

"What about Dawn!!" In the old days, Dawn had played this book many times, but he also ran it wrong

[Team] Dawn in the old days: I came to be buried with me.

"..." I am not crazy and have entered the brink of madness. "Please don't show affection! The boss won't lose blood because of your show affection! But your teammates will die!!"

I counted the number of people and found that there was one Tang poem missing.

"Where's the little Tang poetry?" After searching for a long time, I didn't see the Tang poet.

[Current] Tang Shi: I am here.

In the current speech, a bubble will be generated above the character.

And this bubble is generated under the boss's crotch.

"Fuck, why did you run over there!" I didn't madly twist the screen, and finally saw Tang Shi's position. However, the body was blocked by the monster, and only one head could be seen.

[Team] Tang Shi: I thought about solving him cleanly, that's all.

Crowd: …

I'm not crazy and a little broken. "I finally know why you can't pass the first level. With you here, we can't pass it either."

A delay is the second group destruction.

A group of people reorganized the team and planned to do it again.

Tang Xiao ordered the resurrection on the spot, and several times in a row, the money for the resurrection was deducted, but the person did not get up. Something magical happened, Tang Xiao couldn't get up! The body and the boss were connected together, and in a strange posture, they got stuck in the bug.

"What's going on?" I'm not crazy and a little confused.

"Can't be resurrected?" came Mu Cheng's voice.

[Team] Tang Shi: Yes! Resurrection silver buckled, but could not get up.

"Go to gm and report the error." Mu Cheng said.

Tang Xiao cut out the list of friends, with bitter tears.

"Wait! Don't report an error first." Mu Cheng shouted again. "Xiao Tangshi is stuck with the boss, and his attack range is not so wide. We can stand and hit if we stand farther away."

Mu Cheng glanced at the screen and came to a conclusion.

The enthusiasm of a group of people rose again.

"Don't move! Just get stuck!" The leg hair took the lead to put a group, and the boss's blood bar went down a little at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye. "Little Tang Shika is so good!"

The crowd of people came overwhelmingly. Tang Xiao's screen instantly freezes. The characters are all stuck together.

[Team] Tang Shi: QAQ, if you treat me like this, there will be retribution.

[Team] July: What should I report! You don't do this to us normally. Don't cry, don't cry~ Soon~ I'll die with a snap~

Click, it's not dead. After more than ten minutes of continuous banging, it was almost bottomed out. During this period, everyone gave full play to the love of teammates and cared for her in every possible way.

[Team] Millions of loli crossing the river: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Team] July: In response to the words of Tang Poetry, the way of heaven has reincarnation!

[Team] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: it's coming soon~ I'll be fine soon~

Tang Xiao: Hurry up! I saw that you cut the novice suit and came out to kill monsters!

The author has something to say: _(:з"∠)_ I was wrong, I didn't change yesterday, I'm a little fatter today. I don't dare to look at the data.