The people of Lanruo found out that Tang Shi, right, can always trick people unknowingly. And the scope is so wide. That night, half of the people on the server were trapped. Some people's guilt value is too high, and they haven't come out after hanging up for three days. On the other hand, Tang Poetry appeared in Hangzhou the next morning.
In addition, they also discovered that once they felt that this matter should develop like this, Tang Shi's group would always give them a blow to their hearts, and then throw a cannonball to make them happy.
Love rivals met, and the long-awaited tearing did not happen. The long-awaited snatching of relatives did not happen. The long-awaited divorce, the mistress, did not happen.
Only one thing happened. - Lan Ruo has a pair of neuropathy.
[World] Cool: Goddess Su Muzhe~ I love you.
[World] Hard: Goddess Su Muzhe~ I love you more.
[World] I'm not crazy: wait, who are these two sabis! ? Little Tang Shi's rival
[World] Millions of loli cross the river: One of these two sapis is Xiao Tang Shi.
[World] Hard: It's him, it's him, it's him, our hero ~Xiao Tangshi~
[World]Everyone:…
Tang Xiao was quite skilled, very good, and quite shameless in the matter of separating Ying Su Muzha.
The first time he came out of prison, he pulled Ruan Ah and changed his name. The friendship between the two brothers in distress has been sublimated. While the Lanruo people were still waiting for the annual battle of persecution, the two had already joined hands to separate Su Muzhe.
Of course, this matter is soft, and I don't think he is in response to the goddess.
[World] I'm not crazy: You guys are fine, what name should I change.
[World] Hard: They said that goddesses would prefer this name.
[World] I'm not crazy: I feel like I really want to know something incredible. I had no idea she was such a goddess.
[World] A parting song: Soft, you have been tricked.
[World]Hard: What do you mean.
When Ruan Ah went to chat with Su Muzhe privately, only to find that the other party had blocked him. The sky is falling! No matter how much he pestered Su Muzhe before, he was never blocked! Change the name and get blocked now! Biting a small handkerchief and crying to Tang Shi.
[World] Hard: Tang Shi, I think I have lost my love.
[World] Cool: ?
[World] Hard: The goddess blocked me. I'm lost, I'm so helpless.
[World] Cool: Big brother, listen to me, everything is difficult at the beginning, then difficult in the middle, and difficult at the end.
[World]July: As the saying goes, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.
[World] Millions of loli cross the river: Sometimes, if you don't work hard, you don't even know what despair is.
[World] Su Muzhe:…
The point is, Ruan actually thinks it makes sense. After thinking about it for a while, I agree. After I figured it out, I waved a small handkerchief and said goodbye to them.
[World] Hard: Xiao Tangshi, Su Muzhe goodbye~ I'm going to find my true love~
After that, I went offline directly.
Tang Xiao was dumbfounded, why did he go down? She hasn't had enough fun yet. Seeing that there is nothing around me in the wild again, it is really lonely.
Smack, a yellow light. Su Muzhe sent it over.
[Currently] Cool: Hey, lady~ Are you lonely
Who knew that Su Muzhe would honestly admit it.
[Currently] Su Muzhe: Yes.
[Currently] Cool: Then let's do something fun!
Before Tang Xiao could think of anything to make both of them happy, Su Muzhe started the killing mode.
Tang Xiao had already reacted and wanted to run away with his fan in hand. Both the alchemist and the charmer have an accelerated skill. Tang Xiao had already ordered full for the convenience of escape. For the convenience of beating Tang Xiao, Su Muzhe also filled up. The two were scrambling all over the map.
Su Muzhe's anger was a little big, and he walked all the way, don't say it's weird, everyone is cut. Along the way, stepping on the corpse, he wanted to send Tang Xiao to the street without hesitation.
After running for a distance, those who were accidentally injured by Su Muzhe just now rose up and trotted all the way.
Tang Xiao secretly rejoiced in his heart, Su Muzhe, you have today too! Being chased and killed! tsk tsk.
Soon she thought wrong, because those people were not here to hunt down Su Muzhe! is here to help! A mighty group of people rushed over, smashing them all on her. The power of the masses cannot be ignored, so many people are enough to stumble Tang Shi.
Su Muzhe quickly caught up, hula sword, and sent her to kiss the floor directly.
[Currently] Cool: Kill me, at least let me know why! I helped you solve a child who was always pestering you, and you actually paid for it.
[Currently] Su Muzhe: Who told you, I don't want to see him anymore. In fact, chasing him is quite happy.
[Currently] Cool:…
[Currently] Su Muzhe: Besides, it's not like you said to do something happy, now I'm very happy.
[Currently] Cool: ... I'm not happy anymore.
[Currently] Su Muzhe: Oh, then you are not happy. Get up and make me happy again.
[Currently] Cool:…
Tang Xiao really wanted to stab her to death. But it couldn't be done, and he sighed in his heart, and at this moment it turned into a sentence: "Su Muzhe, I will fuck you uncle."
In the past, when Tang Xiao played games, it caused frustration for the other party and made the person on the other end of the computer yell at him. However, now that I met Su Muzhe, every ten minutes, I would say "Fuck you, uncle." And the voice is full of emotion and sincere.
The neighbor next door has been listening to swear words for a week.
[Currently] Cool: Then can you tell me one thing
[Currently] Su Muzhe: No.
Tang Xiao:…
Holy shit! abnormal! Can you follow the script? It's hard for us to talk like you! you will lose me!
[Currently] Cool: -- I'm not asking you. Big brothers, big girls! you tell me! It was Su Muzhe who called you to death just now! Why do you want to call me to death collectively when you get up!
[Current] Little princess picking mushrooms: Sister Su accidentally hurt us because she hit you. Of course we have to help her.
[Currently] Cool:…
[Current] Three-year college entrance examination: I am a member of the Rose Gang.
[Currently] It's cool: ... It's just to pit one's own people, right? I understand.
Tang Xiao wanted to bite the handkerchief and cry, and he was only pitting his own people. Now he has become a pit for Tang poetry, okay? Are you so good!
Someone in the original gang shouted: Let's form a team to brush the nine-tailed fox.
Now everything has become, let's form a team to brush Xiao Tang poetry!
Desperate for this world.
Tang Xiao was teleported to Cui Fujun. Those who died in the wild could choose to revive in situ, or to the nearest resurrection point, or go to Cui Fujun, which is the Palace of the King of Hell.
Looking at Cui Fujun's rambunctious figure, the biceps, triceps, quads and quinceps all over his body are very beautiful. He glared at every player, but he looked better than Su Muzhe and more temperamental than her! Tang Xiao wanted to sing to him: eyes stared like copper bells, shrewd like lightning, ears erect like antennas, listening to all suspicious sounds.
After staring at Cui Fujun for a long time, Su Muzhe who was in the wild waited for a long time. He didn't see her coming back, so he took off his clothes and stood in the monster pile without hesitation.
It didn't take long for Su Muzhe to report to Cui Fujun.
[Currently] Cool: Why are you here.
[Current] Su Muzhe: I'm afraid you'll be lonely.
[Currently] Cool:…
Don't learn how to speak from her!
Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe have become popular in this district, but when people are lonely and bored, they want to dig some gossip. Especially the members of the Rose Gang, who respond to Tang poetry every day, feel that life is not good anymore.
[World] The wind blows the crotch hair flying: Oops, Su Muzhe has teamed up to paint Xiao Tang poetry again, let's go too.
[World] Cool: Can you be nice to me
[World] Millions of loli cross the river: Yes, but you said that you finally became a one-off, so let the brothers have a good time first.
[World] Cool:…
She shouldn't be ashamed compared to these people. The Lanruo people started a heated routine around how to let the brothers have a good time. At a critical time, Su Muzhe came to make up for it.
[World] Su Muzhe: I can help you by mailing a pennant on behalf of you.
[World] Cool: Dad! You can't do this to me!
[World] Millions of loli cross the river: I didn't expect that you guys actually like to play like this. So heavy. tsk tsk.
[World] Cool:…
[World] Su Muzhe:…
[World] July: From the lady a few days ago, to the father of today, what have you experienced these days
[World] Cool:…
[World] Su Muzhe:…
[World] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: You guys are really having fun.
[World] Cool:…
[World]Su Muzhe:…
[World] A Farewell: At this time, I would like to say, you are careful in everything, and if you have nothing to do, just get off the assembly line.
The world directly ignored this advice, how to play hooligans and how to play hooligans.
It would not only be Tang Xiao, but even Su Muzhe felt that he should not be shameless compared to this group of people. The two of them withdrew from Cui Fujun's territory with a tacit understanding. Look all over the world for people who have just spoken in the world.
One has a handsome temperament, the white clothes fluttering like snow, the other is charming and moving, and the purple clothes are like flowers. It is rare for the two of them to not respond to each other, and the monsters have never been so neat. Su Muzhe spent money to buy clairvoyance positioning, and after finding someone, Tang Shi used the skills of husband and wife to transmit, and it was necessary to have more tacit understanding.
The first thing I encountered was the wind-blown crotch hair flying. From afar, he saw Tang Shi and Su Muzhe approaching one after the other.
[Current] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: Hey, Su Muzhe, are you here to take me to brush up on Xiao Tang poetry
Before the two of them could answer, Tang Xiao went up to get a body, and Su Muzhe's moves came from the sky and the earth. There is no operation or movement, and after rolling around the keyboard, the wind blew the crotch hair and lay down.
[Current] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: What the hell, I'm damned.
The second is loli. Loli's level is not high, and she is also a nanny. Tang Xiao and Su Muzhe don't have to cooperate. One person smashes a group and she rushes to the street.
Facing two backgrounds, one white and one purple, they walked away hand in hand. Lolita's first reaction was, damn it, it's a good match.
[Current] Millions of loli crossing the river: Mama, there are ghosts!
The few people who spoke just now rushed to the streets one after another. Both died at the hands of the two of them, and in this regard, everyone agreed - hell.
[World] July: Just now, Xiao Tang Shi and Su Muzhe joined hands and beat me up, what the hell, I've been damned!
[World]Millions of loli cross the river: Since they got married, we have been hell.
[World]July:…