Why Not Soar Your Majesty

Chapter 71: Your dad suddenly goes online

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Mu Cheng has been very busy recently, Tang Xiao has been idle, and has been immersed in games almost every day.

This group of people in the gang has been quite idle recently, and even took a few people who are not crazy, and went to the battlefield to play together.

Lan Ruo player has passed for a long time, the battlefield does not have the life of Xiao Tang Shi, and the life that he lives every day is called harmony. There is harmony on the battlefield, and even killing people is laughter.

XX: Accidentally, the hand slip killed you.

XXX: It's okay, everyone is here to play games~

If I put it in the past, when Xiao Tangshi was there, it would be a scene of ghost crying and wolf howling.

XX: What the hell? I am dead.

Tang Shi: Stand up! Dad teaches you how to be a man! You mentally retarded! come! Fuck the shameless group on the opposite side.

The people of Lanruo said that they have been hit from body to heart.

At this moment, Tang Xiao drove a little nurse and rushed into the battlefield happily.

Nanny number, although Xiaolin's golden light is right on Tang Xiao's big tits, but the nanny is still the main support, and Tang Xiao has been used to stealth, rushing to the back of the enemy and attacking. Before this meeting rushed into the crowd, he was already beaten by the opposite group.

[Currently] The king called me to patrol the mountain: damn it! Dare to hit your father! Dad is going to teach you how to be a man!

Tang Xiao took a sip of water, rolled up his sleeves and threw himself into the crowd.

There is a saying how to say, no matter how powerful the big tits are, they will not be able to resist the crowd.

Tang Xiao walked on the road of resurrection step by step at a frequency of hitting the street every three minutes.

She was so angry that she couldn't stop swearing.

[Current] The king called me to patrol the mountain: I will go to your uncle! How dare you hit your father! Do you need to clean up!

[Current] Xiaoxiao Muyu: Why do I find this tone so familiar

[Currently] The breasts are too big to touch: When Xiao Tangshi was there, he would say this every time he was hanged and beaten by Su Muzhe.

Chatting around, Tang Xiao continued to be abused.

Qiyue was afraid that someone would recognize her. After all, Xiao Tangshi's label in Lanruo District was too heavy, so he took someone to rescue her. When Tang Xiao saw that the large army came to pick him up, it was a jerk. After being resurrected in situ, he took people everywhere to rush.

After the first game, Tang Xiao had died too many times before, and the score was still at the bottom.

Annoyed, I bought a name change card and directly changed my name to - your father suddenly.

In Ghost Road, players will be reminded as soon as they go online, usually XXX is online. After Tang Xiao changed his name, he deliberately went online and offline, and in July, a message appeared automatically in their system—your father was suddenly online.

A group of people shivered in fright.

[Gang] Power Hotpot: What the hell? When I saw my dad suddenly online, I was so scared that my mouse fell off the ground.

[Gang] July: ... When did I add a fool called-your dad suddenly.

[Gang] Your father suddenly: ... Don't be afraid, it's me.

[Gang] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: What the hell are you smoking

[Gang] Your father suddenly: I'm not crazy, I want to send the entire Lanruo player to heaven!

[Gang] July: What do you mean

Soon they knew what it meant to send the entire Lan Ruo player to heaven.

In the battlefield, a kind of mine called Jade and Stone will be randomly spawned. Players can pick them up and use them on other players, which is equivalent to perishing together. In general, Tang Xiao had no chance to use this kind of thing before playing games.

But this time, the field was almost full of mines. Players who have been killed will receive a message that your dad is suddenly killed with you.

Tang Xiao wandered around, but Lei didn't find it. He was first met by a large army, and after a few seconds, he lay on the ground and looked up at the sky.

[Currently] I'm not crazy: ... Wait, is the system stuck? How can I say my dad was killed by me suddenly

[Current] Don't touch the big breasts: The system said that my assist killed my father? ?

[Currently] I'm not crazy: ...Fuck, who's name is so cheap, calling me dad suddenly! The labor and management thought they had really stabbed my father to death, which made me tremble with fear.

[Currently] Your father suddenly: Your father is here, do you miss me

As soon as I finished speaking, I found a mine, caught the escort next to me, not crazy, so I set it on fire.

So I didn't go crazy with the system over there, and immediately pushed a message to him.

[System] Your father died suddenly with you.

I'm not crazy: …

[Currently] I'm not crazy:...Fuck, this name is so cheap, I feel like my dad exploded with me in his arms.

[Current]July:…

Soon other players in the battlefield also accepted such devastation.

Players on the entire battlefield have experienced it, and their fathers suddenly perished with them. Even Qiyue and Power Hotpot received their father's love.

[Current] The crotch hair is flying in the wind: What the hell, did the fathers of the players in Lanruo District explode!

[Currently] Your father suddenly: Come on! Let's explode together! Let's hurt each other!

[Currently] I'm not crazy: ... so cheap

[Current]July: … so cheap

Tang Xiao was not tired of this, and many people on the battlefield came to watch the fun, and Tang Xiao sent them to explode one by one. Half of the players in Lanruo District were blasted to the sky by her.

For a time, many diving players exploded in the world.

[World] The breasts are too big to be touched: Yes, there are talents from generations in the country, and each of them has been so cheap for a hundred years.

[World] Mao that Mao: When I didn't catch up with Tang Shi's perverted period, I could still catch up with this one, and I didn't come to Lanruo District in vain.

[World] Your dad suddenly: Hey, sons~ Come and say hello~

When Tang Xiao is complacent, it is easy to be shy. As soon as these words were sent out, the battlefield was immediately overcrowded. A group of people came to "please" after putting down the task. After everyone accepted that their father was bombed to the sky, they also accepted that their father was stabbed to death by themselves.

It has a different taste.

[World] Don't touch the big breasts: Oh, don't say it, it's pretty cool.

[World] July: Oh, this kind of fun is not the kind of fun that beat Xiao Tang Shi at the beginning. With bright and cool, but also with dark cool. At first, the tiger's body trembled, and his whole body trembled. Later, he unclogged his shin, and his waist and legs didn't hurt. His hand holding the mouse was very strong. After a while, I can't stop at all, come again!

[World] Your father suddenly: ... Are people so violent now? Is it a sense of accomplishment to stab Dad to death

[World] Power Hot Pot: I don't have a sense of accomplishment in stabbing my father to death, but seeing you die gives me a sense of accomplishment.

[World]Your dad suddenly: QAQ

The people of Lanruo District have been lonely for a long time. When Tang Shi was still alive, it was very lively. A beating every day, a tossing every three days, and a high tide every five days. It's amazing to die. It's really been a long time since I've seen such a strange skeleton. There are people who succeed Tang Shi!

Tang Xiao now realizes that he has made a death, and feels that everyone is still motivated. At first I thought, I can't beat you! Then it will all be disgusting to kill you!

In the end, they did everything together, but the disgusting people didn't do it. The group of people moved up like a chicken blood, thinking about slashing her one by one.

[World] July: I don't think this is good.

[World] Your father suddenly: Yes, yes, this is too bad.

[World] July: You also think it's not good~ There is no discipline at all. In this way, we line up, and the charmer lined up on one side to fix her body, lest she struggle. The rest lined up and cut slowly in order.

[World]Your dad suddenly:…

What is a sin! !

That's it! ! !

Tang Xiao himself is about to explode! ! The key is that Lan Ruo players are very experienced! No need to talk nonsense! Standing quite neatly.

[World] The breasts are too big to touch: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ Thanks to the small Tang poems lined up at the beginning, all the experience came. Which server in Ghost Road is like us, so orderly! So harmonious!

[World] Power Hotpot: Like which server does Ghost Road have, there are so many people who want to die.

[World] Mao that Mao: I miss Xiao Tang poetry so much~

Tang Xiao: ... Don't miss it, it's me! I never left me, there is only one family in Ghost Road, there is no semicolon, thank you.

After Mu Cheng came back, as soon as he opened the door, he heard Tang Xiao's words: "Your uncle! When Dad arrives, I will turn over your whole family at 360 degrees!"

There was a pause in closing the door.

"What are you doing at three hundred and sixty degrees?"

"Fuck you!" Tang Xiao said back.

Mu Cheng smiled lowly, and went up to pinch her face. "Say it again."

Only then did Tang Xiao realize that Mu Cheng was back, what did she say! ! She said fuck him! ! Although it is true! But it's too straightforward! ! Aggrievedly pointed at the screen. "Line up to bully people, if I'm here, I'll beat them up!"

Mu Cheng glanced at the screen, stretched his muscles and opened the computer. "Did you do something in the game again?"

"No, no, I'm being honest."

Mu Cheng logged into the game, and the fluttering alchemists in white teleported into the crowd, many of whom were familiar, greeting and lining up.

[Currently] I'm not crazy: Boss Su! Come take a knife, feel refreshed, and surprise!

[Current]Su Muzhe:…

Mu Cheng was really refreshed. Tang Xiao silently watched the message sent to him by the system: You were killed by Su Muzhe.

And Mu Cheng's computer also received a message: Your father was suddenly killed by you.

Startled for a moment.

[Currently] I'm not crazy: Boss Su! Did you see it! Your dad was killed by you!

Mu Cheng: …

Tang Xiao: ... What's wrong? There seems to be nothing wrong with it.

Su Muzhe in the picture, a triple jump, landed not far away, and waved his sleeves. The fireball burst into the air. I was still watching the chat, and I didn't pay attention to the situation here. The message had not been sent out, and the screen was already black and white.

[Currently] Your father suddenly: Pfft, hahaha, let you talk nonsense.

Then, with the same trick, your father suddenly fell to the ground.

[Currently] I'm not crazy: Pfft, hahaha, let you name it blindly!

Tang Xiao: QAQ, I am so bitter

I'm not crazy: QAQ me too

After a while, Mu Cheng wrapped Tang Xiao in his arms and rubbed his chin on top of her head.

"Little Tang Poems."

"Well?" Tang Xiao thought she was going to settle accounts with her because of something in the game. "I changed my name because I was bored. If you don't like me, I changed it back."

"It's not because of this." Mu Cheng said. "I may be very busy recently. Sometimes I sleep directly at my parents' house. If you feel bored, you should go to Boss Ning's house to stay for a short time."

"Huh? I don't feel bored, you can just do your job. The interview in Chang'an will start in two days and nights, and I will be on the crew again. Don't worry about me."

Mu Cheng frowned slightly, kissed her forehead, and said in a coaxing tone: "Go and stay for a few days, it's not convenient for you to eat and live at home by yourself, and Xiao Lin is pregnant, so she wants to see you, I I said hello to you, Ning will always send someone to pick you up in a while. I'll go find you to eat when I'm free. Huh?"

"kindness."

"Mu Cheng, is your family's affairs complicated? Will it involve me?" Tang Xiao's only thought might be this.

Mu Cheng did not refute. "Little Tangshi, you are my weakness."

Weakness…

Because caring is an indispensable existence, it is too important, so no one else can move it.

The author has something to say: = = The next chapter is the anti-theft chapter, which I will replace during the day. Babies don't have to. See you tomorrow night. QAQ, I was busy until two in the morning, and even at four-thirty, I cried and fainted in the toilet.