"husband."
"Um?"
"Look what I see."
He might as well lie on the sofa with the grapes in his hands, swing his feet up and down, and shout towards the balcony.
Qin Guanglin took a quick look and found nothing unusual about her. He was still eating the grapes he was supposed to eat, but his other hand was shaking the phone, so he lowered his head and continued to rub the clothes, saying, "I'm doing laundry, I'll see later."
As long as you don't eat worms, you're fine... Grapes don't seem to have worms either.
"Then I'll read it to you."
"You read it."
"Ahem... The criteria for a good husband are first, high income, with an annual salary of at least 500,000.
2. Spend less money. If you don’t smoke or drink, you can’t spend a thousand yuan a month.
3. Be filial to your parents-in-law... Every time I pass by, my dad will always talk about the pig's back seat you carried. Let's take half of it this year, and I will continue...
4. There are no hobbies that need to spend money. Apart from going to work, I just stay at home and do housework, washing, cooking and mopping the floor... "
Qin Guanglin rubbed his clothes angrily, his hobby cost a lot of money.
Not to mention the caravan dowry and the three golds, I will be here for the rest of my life.
"... Fifth, don't play hard, don't be flirtatious, and the password of the mobile phone is public, so you can look at it casually.
6. Teddy boy... Bah, skip it.
7. Know how to dress up, not rustic, and take it out without losing face... This doesn't count.
Wow, you won six out of seven. "
Why don't you try your best to look up at Qin Guanglin on the balcony, and exclaim exaggeratedly, "Come here, give my good husband a kiss."
"..."
Qin Guanglin turned his head and rubbed the sweat on his shoulders, looked at the living room and paused for a moment, wondering: "I found that you have become more and more childish since you got pregnant, is this normal?"
"What's wrong?"
"Why don't we go see a doctor... Don't get pregnant and make yourself a fool." He was worried, why is his belly bulging day by day, although it is not obvious, it can only be seen when he takes off his clothes, but this man The changes are so obvious.
Is it true that I was pregnant and stupid for three years
This thing will really reduce intelligence.
"Huh, there's no sentimentality at all." He might as well give him a blank look, continue to flip through the phone, and after a while, he said, "Do you know the standard of a good wife?"
"Tell me, I see how many you have won."
"The criteria for a good wife are: 1. Take good care of your husband's finances and prevent him from spending money indiscriminately."
"..."
"..."
Qin Guanglin waited for a long time but couldn't wait for the second, so he couldn't help asking: "And then?"
"What then?"
"..."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha." He Wu kicked his feet and laughed, Qin Guanglin frowned wildly, and walked over while wiping the foam on his body.
"Laughing fart, I made the child laugh out in a while... Give me the phone, put it far away, this thing has radiation and can't be played."
"You don't accompany me, and you don't let me play with my mobile phone."
"Isn't this accompanying you?"
"On the weekend, I am at home every day during the summer vacation, and you go to work every day..."
Qin Guanglin was in pain, "You want me to resign again?"
"Resign, you said it yourself."
"..."
You know, if you change the topic a few times, it will eventually turn to this matter.
He squatted beside the sofa and held He Wu's hand, put it on his face and rubbed it twice, and sighed: "I know you are busy at home every day, and you are not happy to ask our mother to move here to accompany you. The child earns milk powder money, otherwise you will support me if you stay at home?"
"I… "
"Stop, I know you can afford me, but you have to plan for the future. If you have enough milk powder, the child has to buy clothes, right? If you are older, you have to go to school? Kindergarten, elementary, junior, high, high, high school... all have to spend money, and then go to school, Do you still have to marry? Do you have to ask for a dowry?”
"You can draw at home, why do you have to run out?" He might as well pick up a grape and wanted to give it to him, but when he handed it halfway, he got angry, took it back and stuffed it in his mouth, "Take it yourself, I won't give it to you. "
"..."
Qin Guanglin was too lazy to eat, so he curled his lips and continued: "I just drew such an original one, and I was lucky enough to be popular now. What should I draw at home? Ask Chen Rui to give me the script, and I'll bring it home painting
…Although he probably wouldn’t refuse such a request, but it’s not in compliance with the rules. I have to look like I’m at work. Today I brought my company’s stuff home and created freely, but tomorrow someone else wants to do the same thing, so how can I do it? "
"Drawing your daughter, your daughter is enough for you to paint for many years. From drawing in kindergarten to getting married, you don't have to think about anything else for half your life." Why not take his hand and spit the skin into his palm. Although there is a trash can next to her, she is want to do this.
"My daughter has to wait until she is at least two, three, four, or five years old before she can interact and draw. It's been a few years, and it's too early to think about it now... At that time, people may not remember me. What should I do if I hit the street?"
Qin Guanglin raised his head and thought for a while, but didn't see her responding, and continued: "I know, I used to accompany you and accompany you all the way, but it was different at that time from now, I only knew how to draw manga, artists and so on. …It’s too late to pick it up again now, and whether you can become famous at the art exhibition as you said, you have to look at your luck again, everything is different now, and the paintings I draw must be different, and I may be poor. I have been painting for most of my life.
no, are you listening? What laughing? What am I saying wrong? "
He was full of doubts, why not suddenly laugh when he was talking about business
what's so funny
"You are a poor painter, and I am a poor teacher. It's not bad." Why not blink at him, "Before you became famous, we lived like this, it's not bad, there is no big house, There's only one broken Alto, and you're always cheering me up every day..."
"..."
There is no way to talk to the big belly woman!
Qin Guanglin threw the grape skins in his palm into the trash can, not bothering to reason with her, so he stood up and continued to wash clothes.
"If you are free, you can find Xiaoqing to go out more... Don't go too far, don't take the bus, just take a taxi when you go out, didn't you download Didi for you, take it casually, don't worry about money."
He has no doubts about what He Wu said, even if one of them is a poor teacher and the other is a poor painter, they can still live happily, but it is more Just a little tired.
But if you can live a good life, who would want to spend all day counting daily necessities in a small dilapidated house
"Why are you going?" He just sat back on the balcony and rubbed He Wu's clothes twice, when He Wu got up from the sofa to look for shoes to wear.
"Write a novel."
"Lie down for a while, I'll take a walk with you later, writing a novel and sitting for a long time is not good for the baby."
"No, I want to be a millionaire, and then I will support you, and tell you to go east, but you dare not go west..."
He might as well put on his slippers while humming, and step into the study.
"snort!"
(end of this chapter)