Le Tian said blankly: "I thought eunuchs were the limit."
System: "Then next time you will be a eunuch?"
"Where to go!"
The jade ornaments on the table were swept off by the water-colored long sleeves, and the maids in the palace were so frightened that they knelt on the ground, "Princess, please calm down, princess, please calm down."
Lotte collapsed: "Ah! I don't want to be a princess!"
The system is very calm, and even wants to laugh a little bit, Lotte's pain is its joy.
"Go down." Le Tian said coldly, and found that his voice was clear and slightly hoarse, with a long voice line, carrying a natural indifference and arrogance, in short, he was neither male nor female!
The maids retreated tremblingly.
Le Tian immediately lifted his skirt and took it out, and found that although he was not big, he was still there, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, "Huh, I'm scared to death, just have it."
System: "Not only do you have this, but you also have breasts."
Lotte: ...
Le Tian jumped up on the spot, ran into the inner hall like a rabbit, stripped himself naked, and touched it nervously, "No, no, it's quite normal."
The system is innocent: "Don't normal people have breasts? Is it weird?"
Le Tian: ... your mother is gone.
Le Tian was frightened several times, and finally he was able to calmly look in the mirror. The body in the mirror was that of a thin man of small stature. Face…
"Why do I wear such heavy makeup?" Forget about green eye shadow, paired with death Barbie pink lipstick, Le Tian is almost suffocated.
System: "You are a man, you don't want to be too noticeable."
Le Tian: "Isn't that eye-catching enough?" The bloody mouth is frightening to death, and everyone can't help but look back at him when he goes out
There is a basin of water in the temple, ancient makeup is easy to remove, after washing a basin of water is black, Letian looked in the mirror and found that he was very good-looking, and he was indistinguishably good-looking, with natural willow-leaf eyebrows, Almond eyes and a diamond-shaped mouth, the upper lip is thin and the lower lip is slightly pouting, begging for a kiss.
Le Tian: "... pretty girly."
System: "Indeed."
Le Tian was depressed, "Such a mother, she looks like a girl without makeup."
System: "It's because I look like a girl that I need makeup."
Lotte: "Why?"
System: "I'm afraid of being seen by others."
Le Tian: "... um... I don't seem to be too scared, hehehe."
system:…
The Zhao Letian of this world is the eldest princess. Before Zhao Letian was born, the princes died one after another. His mother Concubine Su was afraid that she would not be able to keep her son. After giving birth to Zhao Letian, she bribed a bunch of people and lied about giving birth to a princess.
A lie needs more lies to cover up. Zhao Letian grew up to the age of twenty without any risk, and became an old girl who really had to marry off. Now the reigning little emperor is Zhao Letian's fifth younger brother Zhao Yan. Fang Shiwu, with a wave of his hand, bestowed a marriage on him, and the son-in-law appointed Min Chang'an, the No. 1 scholar.
Le Tian: "Who is that Min Changan?"
System: "Heroine."
Le Tian understands, this is a love story between a big man who wears women and a big man who wears men by accident.
System: "You are the male supporting role in the green hat you can't ask for, don't think too much about it."
Lotte: "..." is a million points better than a tool man.
Zhao Letian is a good man who wears heavy makeup in long silk dresses all day long, so he usually has a bad temper. After being married, his temper became even hotter, and he would beat and beat in the palace every day.
Le Tian: Not only do I have to beat and beat, but I also have to curse.
Le Tian put on his clothes again, with light romantic yarn and fairy air, coupled with his indistinguishable face, an absolute beauty level, Le Tian stared at the mirror for a while, "I am so beautiful, in case someone takes a fancy to me , then is he straight or curved?"
System: "It's also possible that no one is interested in you."
Le Tian: "Oh, I hate it. You have been with me for so long, why do you still say such things?"
System: "..." This is its last stubbornness, it will not give up!
Letian sat down at the dressing table and repainted himself with heavy makeup, slightly better than Zhao Letian. There is no red and green, from eye shadow to blush to lipstick, all red, "one color system is good-looking .”
System: "Like a monkey's ass."
Le Tian slapped his big long eyelashes, "I hate it, don't say that about others."
System: "..." Why did you suddenly become a motherfucker!
After Zhao Yan came down from court, he came to Guanju Palace to persuade his eldest sister to get married. As soon as he got off the imperial chariot, he saw a maid kneeling outside the palace, "What's wrong?"
The maids saluted together, tremblingly said: "The princess is angry."
Zhao Yan didn't take it seriously, his eldest sister had a hot temper, and he had long been used to it, "Eldest sister, I'm here to see you."
"Crack!" Another bracelet under Zhao Yan's feet was smashed to pieces. Zhao Yan jumped back, shook his head, and said helplessly, "Sister, what are you so angry about?"
Le Tian picked up the jade ornaments on the table and threw them on the ground one by one. Burning money was his favorite, and said while smashing, "I don't want to marry!"
Zhao Yan jumped back and forth to hide, "You have never seen Min Changan, why don't you marry, I tell you, Min Changan is quite handsome, you will definitely like it."
Le Tian: Fart, she is a woman, I don't like it.
Seeing Zhao Letian's blushing face, Zhao Yan couldn't help saying: "Eldest sister, why did you paint your face like a monkey's butt today?"
"Emperor..." Letian gritted his teeth, "You say it again?"
Zhao Yan and Zhao Letian have been very close since childhood, so he said gently: "Don't be angry, you see, if you are really dissatisfied, at worst, I will let him go."
Le Tian stared with a pair of almond eyes, "How could you be so hasty about my marriage?!"
Zhao Yan patted his head embarrassingly, "Master Shoufu said that he is a good match, and I thought it seemed to be the same, so I agreed."
Letian asked the system: "What role is the chief assistant?"
The system reluctantly said: "Male lead."
Le Tian: ... I didn't know what to say for a while.
Zhao Yan saw that although Zhao Letian's face was ugly, but at least he didn't throw anything, he slowly approached and pulled Zhao Letian's sleeve, "Go and have a look, let's take a look."
"Where are you going to look?" Le Tian said coldly, his almond eyes slightly stared, if it wasn't for the horrible makeup on his face, he must be charming and charming.
Zhao Yan also wanted Zhao Letian not to put on such heavy makeup, but Zhao Letian would be in a hurry with whoever mentioned it to Zhao Letian, so he had no choice but to follow him, "Today, there are many talented people in the royal forest to enjoy flowers, you will see later Well, if Min Changan doesn't like it, we can change it."
The vest of the female lead of Le Tian Xin Dao cannot be dropped, even if it is not pleasing to the eye, it must be pleasing to the eye.
In the Imperial Forest Garden, the No. 2 No. 1 Scholar Tanhua and the nobles are talking with each other, waiting for the Emperor to arrive. Everyone is teasing Min Changan, the new No. 1 Scholar. He is talented and handsome. A popular celebrity in Beijing.
Min Chang'an was teased by them, his face turned red and then turned pale. The eldest princess has a noble status, and she can surely rise to the top if she can become a son-in-law, but she is a woman... Min Changan's palms sweated, and he wiped it nervously.
"The emperor is here." "The eldest princess is here."
Everyone hurriedly stood up and saluted. Min Changan was at the head and quickly followed suit.
Zhao Yan pulled the reluctant Zhao Letian, and even refused to sit down, first said to Zhao Letian: "Sister, sit down."
Le Tian rolled his eyes, and after sitting down, he kicked the soft stool in front of him, "Take it away." The maid next to him hurried to move it.
Zhao Yan sat down after him, and then said: "You are all flat."
Everyone stood up and saluted and sat down. Zhao Yan pointed to the front seat on the left and said softly, "That's Min Changan."
Le Tian lazily said: "How can you see clearly with your head down?"
"Min Chang'an, raise your head." Zhao Yan said solemnly.
Min Changan bit his lip, and half-raised his head reluctantly.
Letian looked at Min Changan with his chin propped up, and came to a conclusion - he looks much more manly than him!
Eyebrows flying into the temples, high nose bridge, dark complexion, sitting looks not short, no wonder no one suspects that she is a woman, just like a handsome boy.
Le Tian: "If the male protagonist really likes the female protagonist, are you sure the male protagonist is not gay?"
System: "..." No!
"It's over, it's boring," Le Tian got up straight to leave, Zhao Yan hurriedly held him back, "Sister Huang is not satisfied?"
Min Chang'an's face turned blue when she heard it below, she was picked and picked by another woman, it was really embarrassing.
Le Tian said indifferently: "Let's make do, that's it."
Zhao Yan knew that with Zhao Letian's temper, he agreed to say such a thing, and said happily, "Okay, okay." Turning to Min Chang'an, he said, "Min Aiqing, you are fine."
Min Changan lowered his eyes, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your appreciation."
Le Tian shook his hand, "I'm leaving."
Zhao Yan didn't stop her, "Miss Huang, go slowly."
The palace maids filed out, followed closely, and after walking for a while, said cheerfully: "Don't follow me, I want to walk alone."
The palace maids agreed, this is what Zhao Letian often does, he hates the palace maids following him.
Holding her skirt, Le Tian walked into the dense peach grove with an unrecognizable step, and after making sure that there was no one around, she kicked the peach tree violently, "Damn it!"
System: "..." Why did you suddenly go crazy
Le Tian struggled and said: "According to the situation, the male mainly likes the female lead, he is gay, if he likes me, he is straight, then who should he like?"
System: "Can't he fall in love with the heroine on the premise that she is a woman?"
He can, but Zhao Letian can't reveal the man's identity. Although Zhao Yan seems to be very kind to him, it's because he is Zhao Yan's only sister, a woman, and there is no threat, so Zhao Yan treats him so well. As soon as it was revealed that he was a man, the crime of deceiving the emperor would first be given a big hat.
Le Tian was distraught, and shook the peach tree in front of him wildly, "Ah why!"
"Why are you venting your anger at the peach tree?" A man's elegant voice came from behind, Le Tian turned his head abruptly, and was suddenly spotted by someone who came. The man was wearing a red panlong mang suit, with a dignified appearance and handsome features. , with a half-smile on his face, looking at Zhao Letian with his hands behind his back, he said in a long way: "Eldest Princess."
The first assistant Zhang Yanzhi.
Le Tian: "He...so handsome..."
System: "Every hero's standard is to be handsome."
Le Tian: "He's even more handsome than the heroine!"
System: ... There seems to be something wrong with this description.
Seeing Zhao Letian staring at him without speaking, Zhang Yanzhi smiled and said: "I haven't seen you for many years, the princess doesn't know Yan Zhi?"
Letian: "I know you?"
Zhang Yanzhi said softly, "We used to read books together."
Many years ago, Zhang Yanzhi went to the palace to study with him, and even though Zhao Letian was a princess, he wanted to study with him, so he knew each other.
Letian thought in his heart that we were in a hurry that year. I don't know if Zhao Letian liked to wipe so many things on his face at that time. He said indifferently: "Oh, I heard that Min Changan was the one who led you?"
Zhang Yanzhi said: "Is the princess still satisfied?"
"Mind your own business." Le Tian glared at him, the powder on his face fell off due to too much smearing.
Zhang Yanzhi broke off a peach blossom, and sniffed it lightly. The peach blossom on the human face is so beautiful that Le Tian's eyes almost stared straight at him. Zhang Yanzhi stretched out his hand and handed the flower branch, "The old love is unforgettable, and the peach blossom expresses the heart."
Le Tian's heart was pounding, "Damn it, this guy is teasing me?! I have such horrible makeup, but he's still teasing me?!"
System: ... something went wrong.
Le Tian really wanted to take it over right away, but he beat the flower off Zhang Yanzhi's hand cruelly according to the persona, "I already have a son-in-law, so I can't overestimate myself."
The smile on Zhang Yanzhi's face was even worse, and he lowered his head and laughed in a low voice. The laughter echoed in the peach forest, and the deep and magnetic sound made Letian's ears turn red.
"It seems that the princess has completely forgotten about Yan Zhi." Zhang Yanzhi put away his smile, raised his eyebrows slightly, and looked Zhao Letian up and down, "Princess wears red very well, and her makeup is also very beautiful."
Le Tian looked at the back of Zhang Yanzhi leaving, and asked the system in doubt: "Is there something wrong with his aesthetics?"
The system just took the time to check the timeline and discovered a fact. I don’t know whether I should tell Letian or not. After thinking about it, let’s forget it. It shouldn’t be important that Zhang Yanzhi saw Zhao Letian pee standing up, right
System: "I don't know, he might have a problem, stay away from him."