Zhang Yanzhi's childhood life can be described as smooth and smooth. He was born in a famous family. He showed literary talent since he was a child. He could recite poems at the age of three and compose poems at the age of five. A shadow was cast when he entered the palace at the age of seven.
That shadow is Zhao Letian.
Zhao Le, who was only five years old at the time, was born with exquisite jade and snow, very beautiful, just like a little beauty, because he was the only princess who studied in the imperial study room, so he became the role of the stars, and he hated others to be like a princess. He is a girl who lets him down, so he is not false to the noble sons in the imperial study, and he is very taboo from others to praise him for his beauty.
After Zhang Yanzhi came to the imperial study room, because he was the best born, together with Zhao Letian, he was praised by the Taifu as "golden boy and jade girl". From then on, Zhao Letian hated Zhang Yanzhi.
The princess said she hated Zhang Yanzhi, so the rest of the people naturally attacked Zhang Yanzhi. Zhang Yanzhi didn't know it at first, so he thought that Zhao Letian was dissatisfied because he didn't show courteousness to Zhao Letian like everyone else. Picking a handful of peach blossoms to make amends, the enraged Zhao Letian directly punched them out.
Zhang Yanzhi was worried that he was a girl, so he didn't fight back at all. After being beaten up, he was still puzzled. He turned around and asked unwillingly, just as he saw the fairy-like princess heroically lifting her long skirt and standing in the garden. Just pee.
Zhang Yanzhi: ...
I see.
Not long after, Zhang Yanzhi voluntarily left the Imperial Study Room. Knowing the secrets of the royal family, it is better to hide. At the age of seven, Zhang Yanzhi has a high degree of political sensitivity and is born to be an official.
After 15 years of separation, Zhang Yanzhi almost forgot about Zhao Letian. During the scientific examination, Min Changan came. He saw Min Changan disguised as a man at a glance, but he didn't point it out.
When the emperor mentioned the eldest princess's marriage, Zhang Yanzhi's memory was immediately activated, oh, the princess who peed standing up, so he took advantage of the opportunity to make the two into a couple.
This combination must be very interesting, Zhang Yanzhi smiled and walked away.
Le Tian had no idea that Zhang Yanzhi knew that he was a man, picked up the peach blossoms on the ground, and said sadly: "What should I do, even makeup can't stop my fatal charm."
System: "Fatal is quite deadly, charm is fine."
Letian: "Can't you see? He's interested in me."
System: "... Maybe you misunderstood."
Le Tian shook the peach blossom in his hand, "Send me flowers."
System: "..." Forget it.
Le Tian happily took the peach blossoms and picked them one by one, "He is interesting to me, he is very interesting to me, he is interesting to me..."
System: "..." Anyway, if it's interesting, it's over.
Zhao Letian, the eldest princess, is quite comfortable except that she is not a woman. The emperor is young and has no owner in the harem. She is the most honorable 'woman' in the entire harem. The emperor loves and respects her even if he is extravagant and violent. Still favored and respected.
Jewelry and costumes poured into Guanju Palace like water, Le Tian looked at the treasure plate in front of him speechlessly, and said that the clothes and jewelry were all very beautiful, and men would be heartbroken after seeing the series.
"Put it down." Le Tian said lazily.
The palace maids hurriedly put down the treasure trays one by one, as long as the princess didn't throw all of them out, the princess would be in a good mood today.
When all the maids retreated, Le Tian rushed forward joyfully, "Wow, this bead is as big as a fish ball!"
system:…
Le Tian hugged a pile of jewels and looked at the mirror happily, inserting his head full of jewels back and forth. The system looked at the bright red monkey in the mirror with seven or eight hairpins on his buttocks and vomited.
"This is the weight of money." Le Tian's neck was almost bent, and he said with difficulty.
It seems that I have adapted well... The system found that Lotte really can digest it well no matter what his identity is. Even if he doesn't like it at the beginning, he can find happiness in it immediately, such as now—"Oh ho ho ho ho ho, I'm really rich. "
system:…
After trying on the jewelry, Le Tian ostentatiously ordered dim sum from the Imperial Dining Room, kicked people out, lifted her skirts and stretched her legs, and shed all the dregs while eating, "Comfortable and comfortable."
System: ... It's so uncomfortable.
The only fly in the ointment that Lotte feels is that he has no sex life.
"Zhang Yanzhi is so fucking handsome..." Le Tian recalled that Zhang Yanzhi's smiling face was almost drooling, and he couldn't wait to have sex with him.
System: "You are a woman, please be more reserved."
Le Tian: "..." So annoying.
In a few days of happy princess days, the task came. In this dynasty, there was a spring plowing ceremony on the eighth day of April. The emperor would take the queen to go to the folks to go to the fields for spring plowing, in order to pray for good weather and a bumper harvest in the coming year. Zhao Yan is still young and has no queen. Zhao Letian played this role.
The Spring Plowing Ceremony is a big event. At that time, many courtiers and princes will participate together, and the common people can also watch from afar outside the encirclement of the imperial guards.
Le Tian: "For such a big scene, I can only wear heavy makeup." The mirror is full of red and purple again, and the makeup on the facial features can hardly be seen clearly.
System: "You've been doing it for so many years, everyone is used to it."
Letian: "There are still common people."
system:"… "
Le Tian: "Oh, how embarrassing." He has the burden of being an idol.
Le Tian's sad mood suddenly cleared up when he saw Zhang Yanzhi when he got off the sedan chair! Mr. Shoufu was wearing casual clothes in a light blue robe with silver silk and bamboo leaves patterned on it, and he wore a dusty and handsome man. Le Tian saw that his heart was drooling for 300 meters.
"Sister Huang, is it interesting to come out once in a while?" Zhao Yan also wore ordinary people's casual clothes. Like Zhao Letian, they were all vermilion. The Zhao family was born fair and clean. He wore vermilion like a rich man, and Zhao Letian wore vermilion to match. With a big mouth full of blood, and wearing the eight-treasure butterfly hairpin he gave him a few days ago on his head, he looks like a nympho.
Le Tian struggled to take his eyes away from Zhang Yanzhi, who was chatting and laughing, and snorted coldly, "What's so fun." Yan Zhi looked at me, do you like my makeup today
Zhang Yanzhi listened to the eyes of six people, and had already noticed that Zhao Letian had been looking at him intentionally or unintentionally. He just didn't know it, and still talked about the rain this year with his colleagues.
When the spring plowing ceremony began, Zhao Yan took the lead and took off his boots, stepped into the rice field, and said innocently and romantically: "Sister Huang, come down quickly, it's soft inside, it's interesting."
Le Tian: ... Damn it, I made a gimmick for a long time, it was incense burning and a ceremony, so it was to transplant rice seedlings.
The folk customs of this dynasty are open, women's status is not low, it doesn't matter if part of the body is exposed, men and women are not strict in defense, Zhao Letian himself wears a dress that reveals a large and delicate collarbone.
Letian also took off the embroidered shoes, Zhao Letian is not tall, and his feet are not big, because outside, he did not lift the skirt directly to the chest like in the palace, but tied the skirt at the knees Holding the orchid finger, step carefully into the field.
The two leaders went down, and other officials also went down to the fields.
As soon as Le Tian went there, he found that it was bad, his feet were stuck in it and he couldn't pull it out.
"Fuck." Letian cursed in a low voice, but he couldn't really push his legs, after all, he was still a woman.
The other noble women also left the fields, and they also screamed one after another, laughing at each other, and they didn't really enjoy farming, they were all outings.
Lotte is fucking embarrassing by himself.
It was rare for Zhao Yan to come out to play. He turned himself into a young seedling transplanter and ran so fast that he was a few meters away from Letian Kuai in the blink of an eye.
Zhao Letian is a princess and just got engaged, men and women dare not approach her.
Le Tian took a deep breath, lifted his leg violently, and remained motionless.
"What happened to the princess?"
When Le Tian turned his head, he saw Zhang Yanzhi who seemed to be smiling but not smiling. This man's lips were upturned on both sides, and he was born with a smiling face. He looked like a god descending from the sun with his back on his back. "nothing."
Zhang Yanzhi began to pay attention when Zhao Letian left the field, seeing him clumsy, ugly looking, trying to pretend to be a lady, his stomach hurts from laughing, Zhang Yanzhi said softly, "Do you need Yan Zhi's help? "
Le Tian looked around and found that no one was looking at this place, and whispered to Zhang Yanzhi: "My foot is stuck in it and I can't pull it out."
Zhang Yanzhi laughed out loud in his heart, but he still said in a gentle manner: "Princess grab my hand."
Le Tian said in his heart: The progress is so fast, the first time I sent flowers, the second time I held hands, this male protagonist is really good.
Le Tian stretched out his hand reluctantly, Zhang Yanzhi took his hand, bent down and said in a low voice, "I'll count one, two, three, let's work hard together."
"Hmm." Le Tian whispered.
"one"
"two"
"three"
As soon as the words fell, Le Tian felt an unimaginable strength coming from his hand, and then called him to slam his feet, and fell directly into the rice field behind him with a 'plop'.
Zhang Yanzhi let go of him the moment he fell to the ground, and stood firmly in the rice field with a smile on his face, "Why did the princess fall down?"
Le Tian lay in the mud, looked at Zhang Yanzhi's smiling face, and finally found the problem, "System... is this person deliberately playing tricks on me?!"
System: "...ahem, I don't know." Hahahaha!
The movement here has attracted the attention of others, in fact, when Zhang Yanzhi talked to Zhao Letian just now, some people wanted to watch it, but Zhang Yanzhi has accumulated power for a long time, not everyone dares to watch Mr. Shoufu's excitement.
"Zhang Yanzhi! Why don't you hold me back!" Le Tian said desperately.
Zhang Yanzhi still looked like he was going to smile, "Yan Yijie, a scholar, is overwhelmed. Please forgive me, princess."
Overwhelmed... Lotte has now definitely determined that this is a badass! unacceptable! He has gained at most three catties in the past few days!
Seeing Le Tian lying in the mud, his black hair stained with mud, and his eyes staring round, Zhang Yanzhi finally restrained his smile, stretched out his hand and said, "Princess, I will pull you up."
Letian glared at him, "You don't need it, come on..."
Zhang Yanzhi had already bent down and stretched out his hand to grab Zhao Letian's arm, pulling him up with a little force, easily and effortlessly.
Le Tian: ... the frail scholar you agreed to
Le Tian angrily pushed Zhang Yanzhi, imprinted a big mud print on the chest of Zhang Yanzhi's blue gown, and in his anger, he pulled his feet suddenly, and the stockings on his feet fell off, but he didn't care , one foot deep and the other shallow, walked up with difficulty.
Looking at his muddy back, Zhang Yanzhi finally couldn't help but curled his lips with a smile, the eldest princess is really interesting.
Le Tian dumped everyone, sadly came to the small river to wash his feet and hands, there were many guards in the distance, but there were no common people, "I thought I met a good-looking male protagonist, but I didn't expect it to be a bad embryo." Teasing me Woolen cloth.
Facing the river, Le Tian found that his face was also covered in mud spots, and complained: "My makeup is all gone!"
System: ... It's no big deal if you spend it.
Le Tian sat down by the river, stretched out his muddy feet, and asked: "Is that Zhang Yanzhi having a grudge against Zhao Letian? Now that I think about it, I feel like when he praised me for my good makeup. It’s not sincere, it’s a bit yin and yang.”
System: ... who would really praise your makeup for looking good
System: "Didn't you say that he is interested in you?"
Le Tian: ... Get out!
"Princess."
Le Tian turned his head, saw Zhang Yanzhi's smiling face, and immediately sternly said, "Why are you haunted?"
Zhang Yanzhi glanced down at Le Tian's snow-white calf leaning on the river bank, and said softly, "Is the princess angry?"
Letian rolled his eyes and continued to wash his feet.
Zhang Yanzhi flicked up his robe and sat down. He looked at Zhao Letian with a light smile, and said softly: "The river water is still cold in spring, the princess should be careful and body cold, which will affect future fertility."
Letian: ...you said your mother...
Le Tian: "The more I look at this bad guy, the more I feel something is wrong. His speech is weird."
System: "Probably because he knows you are a man."
Lotte:! ! ! !
System: "Squeak."
The corner of Le Tian's mouth twitched, and he glanced at Zhang Yanzhi. It turned out that he had been watching Lao Tzu's jokes, right? He sneered and said: "If I am hindered by today's birth, I will not marry the son-in-law. I will marry you, Mr. Chief Assistant."
The smile on Zhang Yanzhi's face faded for a moment, then became stronger again, "Okay."
The two sat opposite each other on the river bank, the spring day was just in time, and each had a ghost.