The grievances between Qikong and Jiugu started a hundred years ago.
They originally came from the same sect—returned to Qingzong.
Hundreds of years ago, Gui Qingzong was the undisputed number one in the Taoist school. Tianqingzi accepted nine apprentices, and they were named after numbers. One is light, nine is respect, and nine bones are the most talented and powerful spells among them. As a disciple of Tianqingzi, Tianqingzi has no skills to teach after just ten years after he became a disciple of Guiqingzong.
Jiugu was obsessed with Taoism, ignoring vulgar things, and retreated to practice by himself.
After he came out of the mountain after many years of retreat, the world is already in a state of chaos, Tian Qingzi has long since fallen, and his brothers and sisters are scattered all over the world.
Jiugu didn't care, his mind was all on Taoism, and after leaving the customs, he continued to travel around the world to study Taoism.
Until Qi Kong came to find this 'extraordinarily talented' brother.
Qikong was very ugly since he was a child, and he was abandoned by his parents. Before joining the Qingzong, he suffered so much cold face because of his appearance. When Tianqingzi accepted him, he was full of resentment. The name Qikong is to hope that he can give up everything in the future.
It's a pity that Qikong failed Tianqingzi's expectations.
After entering the Guiqing sect, Qikong devoted himself to the study of the art of painting the skin and seizing the house, just to create an extremely beautiful skin for himself.
The technique of painting the skin to seize the house is ferocious and evil, and it requires a lot of rare treasures to use it once. Qikong couldn't use this method again and again, so he turned to the secular emperor and became a national teacher.
At that time, the number of alien races increased, and the human race panicked. The emperor asked the warlocks for help.
Of course, he also has his own selfish motives for hunting and killing aliens.
The Nightmare Clan has the ability to materialize dreams and can satisfy Qikong's needs for those rare spiritual herbs. The Nine-Tail Clan is unparalleled in appearance and is a good template for his painting.
Only... the undead are very difficult to deal with, Qikong went to find this senior brother as soon as Jiugu came out of the customs.
There are three thousand ways, but longevity is the biggest temptation. Jiugu is also very interested in foreign races, so he simply used the undead to study the forbidden art of immortality.
Back then, his undead forbidden technique was almost successful. If Qikong hadn't intervened, Jiugu would not have been cursed by mere undead.
Le Tian is not interested in the grievances between the two, but after hearing Qikong say that he can paint the skin of Jiugu, wouldn't he not have to hold the skeleton and chew hard? So he clung to Jiugu steadfastly, and used his hand and mouth to dismantle Jiugu's skeleton, telling him to stop and let Qikong go.
Jiugu is not afraid of Lotte's behavior of 'destroying the bones'. The itchy feeling all over his body is still very novel. He raised his lips and said, "Why? He wants you to die."
Qi Kong quickly grabbed the skeleton hand and said: "Blood, this is a misunderstanding of the blood! How could I miss you to death! I also blow the air conditioner for you, did you forget?" Yuan Letian looked innocent and harmless, which is rare for Jiugu There is still someone who is mentally ill and can speak, so he should still be saved!
Le Tian said: "Do you have a grudge against him? Don't you think it's a pity to let him die like this? Take him back and torture him."
Qikong: ...
Jiugu's skull mouth also turned up, "It makes sense."
Qikong: ...
When he found out that Jiugu's immortality forbidden technique was really effective, people were frightened and stupid. Living with a neuropathy like Jiugu is already quite terrifying. Wouldn't immortality be a disaster for the world
To be honest, Qikong felt that what he did was right, it was definitely for the righteousness of the world, not because Jiugu was so good-looking and talented, he felt jealous.
Going out for a while, there is another Qikong in the house.
Qikong's tall ghost body was snatched by him. Even if he is also a ghost, he can still snatch other ghosts. It can be seen that his painting skin snatching skills have reached the point of being miraculous.
Qikong was thrown to the ground, and the ghost horse stepped on him happily. Qikong screamed again and again, and was so burned by the will-o'-the-wisp that he couldn't take care of himself.
Le Tian went up and patted the ghost horse, "Stop making trouble."
The ghost horse immediately moved aside obediently.
Qikong was lying on the ground, his eyes lost his focus, seeing the ghost horse listening to Letian's words, he was even more incoherent, "You, who are you?"
Jiugu had slipped away wrapped in a silver robe, probably thinking of some way to torture Qikong, Letian squatted down, and said kindly to Qikong, "Little Kongkong."
Qikong didn't dare to treat Letian as a fool now, and tremblingly said: "What, what?"
"You said you are good at painting skin..." Le Tian raised his eyebrows, "Draw a picture for Jiugu?"
Let Qikong do things Qikong will feel more at ease, if you ask him, he will still be useful, and you will not be afraid that Jiugu will mess with him, Qikong calmed down, and said in a soft tone: "Senior brother, he has never cared about his appearance..."
"Come on," Le Tian beckoned, "step on him for me."
The ghost horse raised its hooves and went up, Qi Kong was so frightened that he was out of his wits, "Don't, don't, draw a picture!"
Inside the house, on the round wooden table, all three people gathered around to watch Qikong draw.
"Are Patriarch's eyebrows so thick?" Sanmao asked curiously.
Qikong lay down on his stomach and took a pen to quickly 'make a draft', without raising his head, he said: "Jiu Gu's eyebrows are not only thick, I helped him to modify them."
Xiaoying on the side whispered, "This looks like Crayon Shin-chan."
Le Tian said sadly: "Xiao Kongkong, if you draw me again, I will burn a hand, believe it or not?"
Out of jealousy of Jiugu's beauty, Qikong reluctantly painted the final portrait of Jiugu after being repeatedly beaten seven or eight times by the ghost horse.
Jiugu in the portrait is a beautiful young man, with stretched eyebrows and eyes, a natural smiling lip, except for the evil light in the eyes, the whole body is amiable.
Qi Kong swore: "His eyes are like this, if you don't believe me, take a closer look."
Letian: "Stop talking nonsense, what's the next step?"
Qikong: "It's not difficult to perform the technique of painting skin, the difficulty lies in the materials." He glanced at Sanmao and Xiaoying vaguely, one was undead, his senior brother wiped out the whole undead clan, and the other was Nightmare, he captured them Most of the Nightmare Clan, Nine Bones is worthy of being the sect's number one psychopath, and they dare to keep them by their side.
Facing the curious eyes of the two children, Qi Kong didn't panic at all, "My senior brother also knows this, as long as he is willing, there is nothing he can't get."
Le Tian was in high spirits, rolled up his sleeves and started looking for someone.
This time when he shouted, Nine Bones appeared, and a skeleton hand flew out directly, and wrote on the portrait that Qikong had just painted—study spells and retreat for three days.
Qikong was terrified and couldn't help but said to himself: "Could it be that you really want to torture me?"
Bone writes forcefully—yes.
Qikong: ...
Le Tian: "Okay, then you can retreat, I want to go out for a while, I forgot that my friend is looking for me."
Bone continued to write—yes, Qikong will accompany you.
Three cats refused to accept: "I can also accompany the idiot blood race."
Bai Gu raised the pen, and directly put a dot of ink on the center of Sanmao's eyebrows. The Sanmao was fixed in place, but Bai Gu flicked the pen, and the ink drenched the entire portrait, and then ran back quickly.
Because of Jiang Mo'er's accident, Le Tian even forgot about Ai Keke looking for him. Jiugu said to let him out, and he found the door within two steps. Qikong followed him step by step. The ghost was dumbfounded, "What are you doing?"
Letian voted for two yuan, and after thinking about it, he voted for another two yuan, "Take the bus."
Qikong: ...
Whether Qikong is a man or a ghost, he can't understand people like Yuan Letian, "Are you a blood race?"
Lotte: "Of course."
Qikong: "Can't blood races fly?"
Lotte: "I'm still underage."
Qikong: "The teleportation?"
Le Tian: "Traffic control, ticket is very expensive, I haven't paid it yet, do you have money?"
Qikong: "...no money."
Le Tian: "Then take the bus."
Qi Kong was dumbfounded again, and asked for a long time: "What's the relationship between you and my brother? He's a bit crazy, how can he listen to you?"
Le Tian blushed, glanced at Qikong, and said meaningfully: "I am his destined person."
Qikong almost didn't hang himself again.
It's too disgusting, the person who is destined for Jiugu, Qikong feels a little nauseous just thinking about it.
Ai Keke and Le Tian made an appointment at Love Bakery, which was unexpected and reasonable to Le Tian. It seems that all supernatural events in this world will appear around the heroine.
Unfortunately, Le Tian went to find that the heroine was not there.
The system told him that the heroine was recuperating at home after falling into the water.
With a sad face, Ai Keke stirred a cup of coffee on the table, sighed to Le Tian several times but kept silent.
Letian quietly chatted with the invisible Qikong about Jiugu, anyway, Qikong didn't have a good word for Jiugu, and described Jiugu as a madman who eats insects for a living Warlock.
"Letian, what do you think I should do." Ai Keke finally spoke.
Letian recovered from Qikong's description of Jiugu washing his face with saliva, opened his eyes wide and said, "What did you say?"
Ai Keke himself was restless, but he didn't care about Le Tian's absent-mindedness. He touched his shiny black ears, lowered his face, and whispered: "I'm in love."
"It's a good thing to be in love, congratulations." Letian heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that something else had happened.
Ai Keke's face was full of bitterness, "We are dating online, he... doesn't know I'm a man."
Le Tian: ... Oh hoo, this is a bit interesting.
Le Tian: "Then what is your plan?"
Ai Keke said in a tone like a strong man breaking his wrist: "I have decided to choose to be a woman!"
Qikong on the side urged: "Let him be a woman."
Lotte: "Why?"
Qikong: "Do you want me to paint the skin for senior brother?"
Letian's heart moved, "Need something from the mermaid?"
Qi Kong smiled without saying a word.
Letian looked up at Ai Keke, "You should think about it again."
Ai Keke said: "I don't think about it anymore, for him, I decided to be a woman."
Le Tian: "Then what if he likes men?"
Ai Keke sighed, "Who would like a dark man like me?"
Rakuten: ... Brother, this is not a problem that your transformation can solve.
Ai Keke continued to say quietly: "And I want to give birth to him."
Le Tian: ... Then you are a real cowhide.
Ai Keke said longingly: "When I think of giving him hundreds of children, I feel so happy in my heart."
Lotte Pupil Earthquake, how many hundreds? !
System: "I have no experience. Mermaids lay hundreds of eggs each time."
Letian people are stupid, is this a fucking mermaid? Is this fucking crucian carp
Although Ai Keke was determined to give everything for love and sex change, Le Tian still persuaded: "You are just dating online, so there is no need to make such a big choice for each other."
Ai Keke stroked the cup, and whispered: "But I really like him...you wait..." Ai Keke took out his phone, swiped it a few times, and put the screen of the phone under Le Tian's eyes, "Look, he's so good Handsome."
Letian's pupils quake again, and Qikong's pupils also quake, "This...isn't Hu Bubu?!"
Le Tian immediately objected, "This person can't do it."
The shy smile on Ai Keke's face hadn't faded yet, and she gave Yuan Letian a white look, "Why not?"
Le Tian: "... This... This doesn't look like you... It's not the same race."
Ai Keke was a little angry, "What's wrong with the interracial relationship, why do you think so old-fashioned!"
Le Tian felt that he could not keep up with his thoughts, and his head was a little dizzy. He stood up, staggered, and held on to the table with one hand. Really dizzy!
Qikong hesitated for a minute between running and going back, and decisively chose the third path - Huapi Duoshe.
Such an easy-to-use blood body was placed in front of him, and this body obviously had a strong restraint on Nine Bones. This was really... a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.