What is it like to fall in love with a skeleton
Le Tian replied: Except that he would crack his teeth when kissing, his hands would squirm when hugging, and his penis would sometimes hurt when he masturbated, everything else was fine and I am very satisfied.
Satisfied with a hammer! Le Tian was lying on the ground sluggishly, the silver robe had turned into a 'thousand-layer pancake', and the soft and fluffy ground lay under him, Le Tian curled up into a ball aggrieved, and covered his fragile penis tightly with both hands.
Jiu Gupan sat aside, with a calm expression on his face, and the remaining eyeball in his eye socket was slowly rolling, looking around, vaguely as if he was guilty.
After obtaining the seven emotions and six desires, Jiugu's attitude towards Lotte is better than a minute ago. Lotte has no obstacles, and he is very happy with a skeleton every day.
It's just that Jiu Gu, a hundred-year-old virgin, is really unbearable to teach, Le Tian gritted his teeth and whispered: "I've already said it lightly."
Jiu Gu felt that he was already very light.
But it was obvious that Yuan Letian was in severe pain.
Meditation has been left behind by Jiugu, because the little meditation that can be obtained from meditation has not yet been comfortable with the tranquility of Yuan Letian.
The daily meditation time became a time for the two to get close. Jiu Gu raised the palm of Bai Gu, hugged Letian, and slowly touched him from the back of his head along his back, silently comforting the hurt Yuan Letian.
Le Tian leaned on his chest, tore off two of his ribs and knocked on his shoulder, "When will you grow real flesh and blood?"
Jiugu froze, and it was hard to feel the emotions of a skeleton, but Le Tian could clearly feel Jiugu's entanglement at the moment.
He whispered, "How much longer?"
Jiu Gu moved his mouth, and the 'click' of the bones touching came clearly, "It's coming soon."
In three days, the three cats will enter the bone-forming stage again.
Undead, once in a hundred years, their bones will be reborn, their flesh and blood will fall, leaving only a bone, and then like a flower blooming, a brand new body will grow out of that bone, rejuvenated, immortal, how Wonderful race.
The undead in the bone-forming stage are very weak and powerful at the same time. Every inch of bone in their body will burn with a blue flame representing vitality.
However, the Nine Bone Forbidden Technique failed, and stayed in the bone transformation stage forever, and the flame on his body was also the blue color that represented death.
Only by fusing the flesh and blood of the doomed person with the ice-blue holy fire of the undead, can Nine Bones forcibly pass through the bone-forming period and regain the body. At that time, he will truly transform from a skeleton monster into an immortal family.
Changing from one race to another, a wild and great fantasy, Jiugu's lifelong desire.
At that time, he will become the only undead in the world who can live forever, tasting the long and expensive life alone.
Sanmao sat cross-legged on the wall of the yard, holding a piece of colored paper to fold a windmill, and Xiaoying had already held three or four windmills, and whispered: "Enough, brother, there are too many."
"Not enough," Sanmao Laocheng said, "As much as you like, you can't have too much."
Xiaoying lowered her head and blew on the windmill in her hand. The windmill was too close to blow up. Xiaoying raised her head and glanced at Sanmao. She was the only Nightmare in the world.
All alien races have a common skill—memory inheritance.
When there is only one last person left in the group, the memories of all the ancestors will be poured into the last person who is like a kindling.
At a certain moment, when the memory needs to be awakened, they will obtain all the inheritance from their ancestors and carry the final mission of this ethnic group.
Xiaoying's face was full of sadness, "Brother, can we...can't give up?"
"No," Sanmao simply made a windmill and blew it gently. Fate is like a windmill, as long as there is a breeze, it will spin spontaneously. "Our meeting is destined."
Back then, the Nightmare Clan was hunted to produce rare treasures because of their heaven-defying ability. Qi Kong almost used up the lifespan of all the Nightmare Clan. Now the last Nightmare Clan is by his side, and Yuan Letian personally sent it to him.
Their fate was sealed long before it all began.
Sanmao lowered his eyes, his round eyes revealed a maturity that did not match his appearance, and said firmly, "Don't be afraid, I will accompany you."
The windmills in her hands were leaning together, and the edges were all wrinkled, Xiaoying had a faint smile on her face, "Yes."
All that's left is the mermaid.
A stupid mermaid who likes werewolves, it should be easy to trick him into choosing the identity of a female.
Sanmao vigorously rubbed the paper pinwheel in his hand.
Le Tian found out that Ai Keke had disappeared two days later. After he and Jiu Gu were connected with each other for almost a moment, he almost ignored Ai Keke. When he remembered that Ai Keke's adulthood was on this day, he thought of looking for someone.
"The mermaid is gone," Sanmao held Xiaoying's hand and said sarcastically, "How do you take care of your friend? He has gone back to his lair to grow up."
Letian humbly satirized, scratched his head embarrassingly, "I almost forgot."
"I don't know what you're busy with all day." Sanmao shook Xiaoying's hand, "We're going out for ice cream, give me the money."
Le Tian: "... I don't have any money, you can ask Jiuguyao."
Sanmao became angry from embarrassment, "When I want it, I came to ask you for it!"
Letian laughed loudly, "Little brat."
There is still the last bit of money in the wallet. Anyway, Lotte now has Jiugu, a walking bank, and generously gave all the money to Sanmao. He lowered his head and rubbed his short hair, "Go, kid, eat more .”
Sanmao clutched the two banknotes in his hand, and turned away, "It's only twenty yuan, and I want people to eat more, I'm sorry." Pulling Xiaoying, he ran out quickly.
The restrictions on this house had been lifted long ago, Sanmao dragged Xiaoying to the bus station in one breath, the bus station near the haunted house was always empty, the two stood under the stop sign and waited, Sanmao looked down at the Two banknotes, did not speak for a long time, Xiaoying kept looking up at him silently.
She was waiting, waiting for Sanmao to let go.
After a while, Sanmao put the two banknotes into his pocket and said to Xiaoying, "What flavor of ice cream do you want?"
Xiaoying lowered her head in disappointment, "I... I want to eat vanilla."
In summer, the human 'father' who adopted her would run out of the kitchen full of oily smoke, take out a few coins from his pocket and stuff them into her hand, "Baby Xiaoying, go buy ice cream!"
At that time, she was so happy.
Xiaoying lowered her head and blew on the windmill in her hand, and the bus came.
The haunted house suddenly became empty, Le Tian said to Jiugu: "It's so strange, everyone disappeared all at once."
Jiu Gu's silver robe billowed over his body, and he said flatly, "There's no one here."
"Aren't you?" Le Tian squinted.
Jiugu was stunned, his eyes moved away from Yuan Letian's bright smiling face, "I... am not anymore."
"How about... I'll take you to a place?" Letian had an idea, "I promise you can find the feeling of being a human being there."
…
In the dark cave, the cliff wall was dripping with water, and the dim lights hit the stone wall one by one, flickering strangely, and suddenly - a white bone protruded from the side.
The girl turned pale with fright, and screamed, the boy beside her hurriedly hugged her, and comforted her in a low voice: "Baby, don't be afraid, it's all fake."
"Woo, I'm just afraid." The girl grabbed the boy's arm, "I hate you so much, I have to play some kind of haunted house."
Letian in the dark held Jiugu's white bone arm and leaned forward and backward laughing, poked Jiugu's waist, and whispered: "Look, everyone says you are a fake."
Jiugu remained silent, showing a smile similar to the boy's just now in the darkness.
After successfully scaring twenty-five people in the haunted house, Le Tian asked Jiu Gu to take him out and let Jiu Gu wait for him outside.
Jiu Gu watched him talking to a man in a suit from a distance, and the man in the suit gave him a banknote, and Letian came back bouncing around, shaking the banknote in front of Jiu Gu, "Extra quick."
"Today is my birthday," Le Tian said suddenly, "Let me buy you a cake."
Jiugu said softly: "It's your birthday, why did you buy me a cake?"
Letian grinned, "Happy."
The money earned from working part-time was spent instantly. The dessert shop in the amusement park was surprisingly expensive. Lotte bought a small fist-sized cake for 50 yuan, and sat face to face with Jiugu with a fork to 'eat'.
Jiu Gu is covered with a skin when going out, but in fact he can't eat at all, all the food will flow into the empty body through this mouth.
So Letian didn't eat it either. He took a fork and floated over the cake, pretending to fork a piece into his mouth, "Mmm, it's delicious, take a bite too." Then he floated lightly from the cake However, he put the empty fork in front of Jiu Gu, and Jiu Gu opened his mouth.
Le Tian narrowed his eyes and smiled, "Is it delicious?"
Jiugu's mood was inexplicable, "Sweet."
…
Xiaoying is dreaming, and her dream is full of treasures that Sanmao keeps telling her about, unicorn horns, phoenix feathers, every entity is the same, her face is pale, and her vitality is constantly passing away, creating these wonderful things for her. Treasures belonging to the world.
At the same time, the comatose Hu Bubu was stretched out on the shelf in a big shape with his limbs bound. The three cats said to Ai Keke skillfully: "Isn't it good to be a female mermaid? Why do I have to be serious?" .”
Ai Keke was already frightened, "Don't hurt him!"
"Be good, he'll be fine, a useless werewolf, I'm not interested in him, he's worthless to me." Sanmao raised his hand and drew a spell, even a fool can learn it after being by Jiugu's side for so long After reaching several layers of fur, the spell penetrated into Hu Bubu's body. Hu Bubu woke up slowly, opened his eyes and saw Ai Keke, first subconsciously shouted "Ke Ke", and found himself tied up in an instant.
"Ah—" Hu Bubu let out a scream, then bit his own mouth, his chest uncontrollably pulled away from his shirt, revealing his gray werewolf body.
Sanmao calmly said: "Hurry up, otherwise, after a long time, he will become a real wolf...forever."
"No, no, no," Ai Keke, as a mermaid, has never had any strong skills. At this moment, he was so frightened that he was so frightened that he knelt down and looked at the painful Hu Bubu with tears, "I... I will listen to you …”
Mermaids can choose to become a man or a woman.
Very few mermaids choose to become women.
Because female mermaids will give up many other powers because of their fertility, they are weaker than male mermaids, and what makes mermaids even more frightening is that the tears of female mermaids have extraordinary energy, which is the condensation of the vitality of mermaids , is a natural danger to them.
After a flash of dazzling rainbow-like light, Ai Keke felt the decline of his own strength. He stretched out his hand and glanced at his hand, and said to himself: "So I turned into a woman, and I'm still so dark."
Sanmao tightly clenched the hand behind her back, and said mercilessly to Ai Keke: "Now, you should cry."
"Don't!" Hu Bubu's consciousness has gradually blurred, the blood that belongs to the werewolf is boiling and burning in his body, and the remaining will makes him scream desperately—'Ke Ke, don't cry! '
Ai Keke sniffed and whispered: "But... I can't help it..."
…
Le Tian held the small cake in his hand, and shook Jiu Gu's hand happily, "Jiu Gu..." As soon as the words fell, the person was already wrapped in Jiu Gu's arms by the silver robe, and Jiu Gu looked down at the astonished Lotte, with a low Said: "Happy birthday..." And, farewell.