Although the admission process for this interview seems to be a little bit abnormal, at any rate I can be considered as a successful escape from the unemployed. I am very happy about this and I am looking forward to the career that I am about to face.
After the interview was successful, I first reported the good news to my mother. I thought that when her old man knew about it, he would cook and cook delicious food to comfort me. Unexpectedly, my mother said to celebrate her future. I don’t need to spend my money for food and drink, so I decided not to cook tonight! So before it got dark, I rushed to Paiyou's house to enjoy the meal, and I went to the table to play a few rounds of mahjong, but I had to cook noodles at home alone.
I originally thought that my mother would fight at the poker friend’s house until midnight or even all night, but I didn’t expect to come back very early, but just walked in and sat angrily at the dinner table, slapped her big palm on the table: " What kind of people are these! I am really mad at me!"
I was frightened by her lion roar, and almost instinctively moved my doglegs and asked: "Mom, what's the matter? Didn't I go to play mahjong with my poker player? Why did I come back so early?"
"A person who shows off with great fanfare if he wins money, and loses his temper if he loses money, if you change to you, would you like to play mahjong with her?" The mother said in a low tone with expressionless face, and then her eyes were full. Looking at me expectantly.
That's why it's no wonder that my mother came back so early angrily! I shook my head firmly and decisively: "Of course I don't want to! Who would want to play mahjong with such a person!" As he gently stroked her back, gently comforted: "Mother, don't be angry, for this It's worthless to be angry for people who don't have a license!"
But I didn't want to. After listening to my comfort, my mother's expression did not ease, but stared at me even more resentfully, with a very sad tone: "I don't even want you, no wonder they refused to fight me!"
I:"… "
It turns out that the person with such a bad brand is you! Dear mother, what can I say
On a sunny morning, my long-awaited career finally began. I changed into the only outfit I wore during the interview. Before going out, my mother did not forget the premise and said: "I must behave in the company. Be gentle and kind, and have a good relationship with colleagues, especially male colleagues. It is best to bring a boyfriend back to show mom as soon as possible. The eldest son of Aunt Liu's family is still waiting for my reply!"
My body was shocked, and my headache was immediately terrible. Mom, regarding Xu Jinsong, the eldest son of Aunt Liu's family, why are you still not giving up! ? Hey... It seems that before I find my boyfriend, she will not give up the big tree Xu Jinsong!
I got on the bus at 7:30. It was at the peak of work. The bus was hot and stuffy and crowded side by side. It could almost squeeze a fat man into a thin one. When I finally got off the bus at the destination, my hair was damaged. It was a little messy, it was late, and I joined the company before I had time to sort it out.
When I came to the personnel department of the company, a middle-aged uncle in his forties looked at me and asked: "I am Liu Rong, the department head here, may I ask you?"
I quickly smiled: "Hello Director Liu, I'm here to report!"
"Oh." He nodded understandingly, and then said with certainty: "I see, you are the new cleaner."
A few black lines suddenly appeared on my face. What kind of vision do you always have? Do I look like a cleaning lady
Suppressing my dissatisfaction, I said politely: "My name is Xia Ye, the new secretary to the general manager."
"Are you the secretary of the general manager?" Director Liu looked at me again in surprise, seeing the feet from the head, and then the head from the feet. It seemed that the more he looked, the more confused he became. Finally, he muttered in wonder, "How could it happen? The managers and secretaries are all pretty!"
I'm angry, what does this mean! Am I not pretty? Isn't I pretty?
"Ah! Miss Xia, come with me, and I will take you to familiarize yourself with the company's terrain!"
Obviously, seeing that I looked bad, Director Liu quickly changed the subject, well, you are clever.
After taking me around and getting acquainted with the topography of the company, Director Liu introduced the daily work and job responsibilities of the secretary to the general manager, and finally led me to a long table set up outside an office. He looked up at the listing on the door: General Manager's Office.
Director Liu looked formulaic and asked, "Miss Xia, you will be working here in the future. Have you remembered what I just said?"
I nodded quickly: "Yes, I have already remembered it!
He nodded with satisfaction: "Then start working, come to me anytime if you have any needs or questions."
After speaking, I turned and left. As soon as Director Liu left my sight, I hurriedly sat down at my desk and looked at my office equipment with excitement. The desktop felt cold and smooth, and there was a faint sandalwood. Fragrant, sleeping on it must be cool and comfortable.
This chair is brand new and shiny, should it be made of leather? And this computer...
"Dudududu..."
The sudden ringing of the crisp ringing frightened me. When I saw the phone next to the sound, I quickly answered, "Hello! This is the general manager's office, I am..."
"Come in." Two simple and direct words came from the microphone, and the elegant and pleasant voice was very familiar, and it was my immediate boss.
I quickly got up, pushed the door and walked into the office. Lu Junzhi was burying his head in a pile of documents. The two buttons on the shirt were scattered randomly, making the placket slightly open, and a small piece of tight and fit chest could be seen vaguely. The thick eyelashes cover the black and bright eyes, and he looks a bit elegant and literary. Although he doesn't want to admit it, his serious work is indeed very elite and charming.
I stepped forward a little nervously, weakly asking for instructions: "General manager, may I ask what you have to order."
After Lu Junzhi signed a document in his hand, he raised his head and raised his eyebrows to look at me: "Xia Ye, do you speak French?"
I was a little ashamed, and shook my head weakly: "No..."
He smiled and nodded: "It won't be enough."
I:"… ?"
He looked at me with a gentle smile, and then suddenly asked, "So how is your work done today?"
Now I feel even more ashamed: "This, it hasn't started yet... I'll do it right now!"
He shook his head and said, "No need." He took a piece of paper from the printer, raised his hand and handed it to me, and succinctly ordered: "Let go of other tasks first. Your task this morning is to memorize this piece of French. I’ve translated it into Chinese according to the pronunciation for you. After you’ve learned it, you will go to the cafe opposite the company at 2 noon, and you can recite it smoothly to the guests at table 13."
I took the piece of paper and looked at it. I saw a section of slurred Chinese printed on it. I suddenly recalled the past. When I was in high school, the teacher asked us to recite short English essays, but I was all transliterated into Chinese.
When I was about to nod, I suddenly realized a problem: "Um... General Manager, Director Liu just introduced my daily work, and it doesn't seem to be the item you mentioned..."
"Well..." Lu Junzhi raised his cheeks in an elegant manner, looked at me, and a bright light flashed in his black eyes: "This matter is considered extra work, and there will be rewards for doing it well."
When I heard this, I was pleasantly surprised, and my eyes lit up instantly: "Really? Are there any rewards?"
He blinked and suddenly asked, "By the way, what phone are you using now?"
I replied blankly: "Nokia 6300, what's wrong?"
"Oh, the very old model." He raised his eyebrows and sighed.
I quickly catered to doglegs: "Yeah, yeah!"
Boss Lu nodded in time, and said something that made me enthusiastic: "Then reward... Just Apple for three generations."
Look, what is generosity? This is called generous! Worthy of being a leader of a big company, worthy of a rich capitalist! Any reward for employees is just so magnificent!
With generous rewards as motivation, this morning, I showed my enthusiasm far more than memorizing English in high school. According to boss Lu’s instructions, I arrived at the coffee shop opposite the company on time at noon. When I saw the guests at table No. 13, I immediately felt my eyes shine. What a beautiful French beauty! Is this a customer of our company abroad
I looked at her supple blonde and green eyes for a while, seeing her glaring at me displeased, and quickly came to my senses, smiled politely at her, sat down opposite her, and then The passage came out very smoothly.
Unexpectedly, her eyes widened after listening, and she said a lot of things, seeming to be very angry. I looked at her blankly. Could it be that I did something wrong
Just before I figured it out, I saw the French beauty stood up abruptly and walked out of the cafe angrily.
I suddenly became nervous, and it was over. Could it be that this foreign customer was offended, right? It’s okay if my salary is deducted because of this. If I get fired the first day I go to work, my mother will definitely strangle me! Thinking of this, I quickly got up and wanted to chase it, but was stopped by a waiter: "I'm sorry, ma'am, you haven't paid the bill yet."
I had to pay for the cup that the French beauty drank, and I actually spent 99 yuan. What kind of coffee is this expensive!
In the afternoon, I returned to the company uneasy. I first reported the situation to the general manager. I was preparing for a deep review and asking for forgiveness. However, he didn't think that instead of blaming me, he smiled and nodded and praised me. good.
I looked at him depressed with a relieved expression, and couldn't help but slander secretly in my heart. What a weird person!
But after all, the task was completed, and I looked at Boss Lu, who looked like the gleaming gold, with a beaming eyebrow and a smile.
"General manager, what's the reward you promised me?"
"Oh. It's ready." Boss Lu did what he said. He nodded without changing his face, and slowly raised three bags of red apples from behind the desk, smiling very gently: "Here. , This is the reward promised to you, take it."
I:"… "
This is really three bags of genuine apples! He asked me what cell phone I used in the morning. He deliberately misunderstood me, right? But what can I say? After all, although he mentioned the mobile phone before, he did not clearly say what is the connection between this and the reward given to me. It is my own understanding that the reward is the mobile phone!
I wasted the French of countless brain cells, the 99 yuan I paid for coffee, this bastard who bullied the employees and exploited the civilians, bastard!